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 "The
Big Picture - Radio's Wounded Business Model"
see, now this is why i've stopped listening to radio all together..
First. i stopped listening to Musical radio (ala CFNY 102.1) like 10
years ago, and then i stopped listening to Talk radio (ala MOJO Radio
AM whatever...), and now its strictly burned CDs while im in the car,
and i dont even use the radio in my condo anymore..  
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| "Ananova
- Man Flies From Canada to do Mum's Shopping"
k, now i dont mean to get all sappy and shit. but this has to be one
of the most genuinely nice things the internet can be used for..
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| "TheWBALChannel
- Mystery Creature Lurks in Baltimore County"
hrmm nothing mysterious here... looks like a hyena with a little bit
of teh mange~
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| "PorkDisco
- Miss Georgia Sex Offenders 2004 Pageant" *snicker*
now heres some classy girls.. Sent in by: Usteppin
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| "CNN
- Saddam has Chronic Prostate Infection" bhaha,
NEWSFLASH: SADDAM HAS BUM PROBLEMS.. clearly this is news.. Sent in by: Flatline
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| "eBay
- Genuine Australian Kangaroo Scrotum" uh.
heh. uh.. yeah, see this is one of the things that i cant see being
in high demand. Kangaroo ballsacks... Now mind you.. if you had like
kangaroo ballsack oven mitts, now that would be cool.. heh Sent in by: Re/Module
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| "Easy
Midget.com" *snicker* alright take a real good
read, cuz there be some funny stuff in here. Sent in by: InterCityKitty
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| "Guardian
- US Porn Industry hit by HIV Fear" OH NOOS!
The US Economy is going to fall into a great depression.. a Porn Depression..
How will we survive.
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| "eBaums
World - James Brown.wmv" bhahahahahahhahaha
James Brown is so high...
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| "Ananova
- Woman Complained About Too Cold Ice Cream" Honestly,
Why do people bother.. Whats next people complaining about air being
too hard to breathe.. these people should just kill themselves.. or..
they should ask someone else to kill them (incase its too much to have
them do it themselves...)
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| "PBSKids
- Sesame Street Letter of the Day" does anyone
else find this moderatly creepy? or is it just me.... Sent in by: _Spectre_
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| "EA
Sports - National Madden Vacation Day" yes!
I've already booked the 10th off. But yeah, see For those of you who
havn't played any of the new madden's. YOU MUST TRY THEM, I've never
been a fan of sports games, but since i tried it, its like the greatest
sports game ever.. Sent in by: mkow
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| "Sky.com
- Video Games: Manhunt" followup: from that
kid who got killed with a hammer and the parents are blaming it on Manhunt... Sent in by: Flatline
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| "SixSixFive
- Eat a Dick or Something" uhm.. i dont get
it.. Sent in by: InterCityKitty
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| "Yahoo
- Anna Nicole Smith Fakes Wardrobe Malfunction" She's
so gross.
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| "Ananova
- Priest and Nun Caught Having Sex" How can
a priest say that satan tempted him with a sexy nun... I think satan
could find a better temptation.. Like he could have brought Jenna Jameson
or something out, and had her 'work him over' abit. im sure that would
be more in satans style.. Or wait.. It appears that satan is a clever
bastard...
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| "BBCNews
- Long-Awaited Doom 3 Leaked Online" I'm buying
my copy tommorow.
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| "The
Observer - Boys Will Eventually Be Girls" uhm...
I dont know if you can trust this article, as theres a spelling mistake
with in the first 30 words (including title, and author credits). But
yeah, its a pretty interesting article.
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| "eBay
- Inflatable Church Mobile Chapel for Marriage"
wow, what a steal for 40k usd... if there was no reserve, and if it
started bidding at 1$, i'd be all over it, cuz i'd inflate this thing
in my living room and live in it.. it would be so cool Sent in by: mkow
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| "Blur.com
- Rockfish.mov" heh now this is a pretty neat
little movie. Sent in by: Perlandra
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| "Nutraceutic
- Sol-Neti.jpg" why is this girl pushing a
big blue penis-like object up her nose? (and yes.. i just used the term
'penis-like' Sent in by: Re/Module
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| "CNN
- Military Readies Directed Energy Weapons"
heh you know whats wierd, i was talking to one of my Server Equipment
Supplies the other day, and his brother is actually on the development
team for this device it sounded pretty badass...
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| "Yahoo
- Overturned Bradley" i dont know if this classifies
as an 'Ooops' or an 'oh shi....'
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| "eBay
- Guinea Pig Pet Supplies 60 Minute Audio CD"
its amazing what people try to sell on ebay.
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| "Ananova
- Chat With Police Led to Arrest" heh Dumbest
Criminal this week. |
"The
KSBW Channel - Dentist Allegedly Injected Seme into Patients' Mouths"
bhahaha
Six former patients -- including a 14-year-old -- say he tricked them into swallowing his semen. A seventh claims he jumped on top of her in the dental chair and "began to gyrate against her lower body in a sexual manner."ahahha how do people get away with stuff like this? but what i think is funny, is a patient actually identified the smell of sperm.. Sent in by: Phenethaine
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| "Xinhuanet
- Monkey Apes Human By Walking on 2 Legs" hrmm..
Now. the real question will be.. after this monkey has little baby monkey's
if they'll start to walk on 2 legs.. If they do, i'll be impressed. Sent in by: mkow
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| "Yahoo
- China Seeder Train Sights on Soggy Skies"
hrmm weather modifiers... interesting.. Sent in by: Flatline
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| "ABC7Chicago
- Motorized Wheelchair Ties up Highway Traffic"
how can this guy only get off with a warning.. I know this may sound
like im a huge asshole, but if theres a traffic jam, and my trip is
slowed.. I often hope that someone died for diverting me.. So these
crazy old dudes on their motorized carts need to stay the fuck off the
roads.
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| "Ananova
- Italy's Mr. and Mrs. Oversize" uhm, you shouldnt
feel good about yourself if yer overweight... Its dangerious.. This
would be like feeling good about smoking, or doing cocaine. Sure it
may feel good to eat a whole pizza, or smoke a pack of cigarettes, but
its certainly not good for ya.
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| "MCV
- Manhunt Pulled from Shelves as Media Goes Wild"
oh god.. this is super lame.. so if i kill someone, and blame it on
britney spears, does that mean that they will pull all her albums off
the shelves? Christ, killing someone just to get britney off the air
would almost be worth it..
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| "BBCNews
- Storm Over iPod Hacker Tactics" Both apple
and real can both suck my nuts.
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| "Awful
Plastic Surgery.com" *yeeech~* althought Tara
Reid is super hot.. Sent in by: InterCityKitty
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| "Yahoo
- Singing Japanese Plants" Durr... Singing
plants... but for these prices you really cant go wrong. Sent in by: mkow
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| "SlickBall
Online Demo" oh god... this is just like that
shitty game for xbox... where you play as a marble; and you roll around
and bang into blocks.. long story short it sucked.. Sent in by: Phenethaine
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| "BBCNews
- Game Blamed for Hammer Murder" Oh christ..
here we go again... if your kids are described as 'inherently evil'
maybe you shouldnt let them buy violent videogames... just like if someone
calls your child 'a dangerous driver' maybe you shouldnt let them have
a car.. Poor parenting isnt a videogames fault.
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| "Canada.com
- Woman Arrested, Handcuffed For Eating Candy Bar in Subway Station"
hah! apparently People can stop traffic on highways and only get a warning,
but if you eat candy in a no-eating zone, yer ass is getting detained..
US Law is getting dumber and dumber everyday.
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| "Aftenposten
- Toddler Disappears with Baggage" *snicker*
this kid will be the next Indiana Jones but its nice to know that the
baggage checkers can identify what a baby looks like by the xray image
of a baby passing through a baggage xray machine heh.
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| "Ananova
- Keys Removed From Patients Sore Leg" durr..
how could you possibly lose your keys in a leg wound?
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| "eBay
- The K.I.T.T. Car from Knight Rider" did i
already post this? i dont think so, but it seems vaguely familar...
hrmm well anyway, When i was a kid, and i didnt know the difference
between cool stuff and uncool stuff, i thought David Hasslehoff was
cool.. boy am i glad i grew outta that phase. Sent in by: _Spectre_
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| "jibjab.com"
k i dont remember if i posted this either, but its still funny Sent in by: Re/Module
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| "BBSpot
- Fengtek Releases Motherboard Designed Using Feng Shui Principles"
*snicker* Feng Shui, what a scam.. Sent in by: mkow
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| "BBCNews
- Simpsons To Reveal gay Character" OMG i hope
its marge, she'd be such a hot lesbian... Wait.. if marge got her breast
implants again, and then became a lesbian, that would be super hot..
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| "Canada
- Legend Grows Around Giant Hog Reportedly Killed on Georgia Plantation"
I like how Canada.com had to 'import' this news story,
but neglected to get a picture of the picture of the giant hog.....
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| "Ananova
- Red Wine - Good for the Breasts" if this
is true, girls should start drinking at a much younger age...
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| "GamesIndustry.biz
- Nintendo DS Final Hardware Design Revealed" OoOoOooo
i like the protected screen design. I remember when my gameboy still
worked, i would have taken it everywhere, but the screen kept getting
all scratched to shiz, so i eventually just stopped playing it.. But
yeah, long live nintendo's portable entertainment system.
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| "eBaumsworld
- AtomicBomb.wmv" yeah this is Atomic Annie
(currently sitting at Ft. Smith), The First Ever Atomic Artillery feer.. Sent in by: Phenethaine
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| "eBay
- Rubber Ducky, Unbelieveable Story, Haunted"
This rubber duck actually reminds me of someone. Sent in by: mkow
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| "Black
People Love Us.com" i know i've posted this
before, ages ago, but they've updated it, and added some funny stuff. Sent in by: InterCityKitty
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