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Sorry for the short update. running late for work heh..cre  
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| "Gizmodo
- Monster Segway" gayest shit ever...
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| "Painted
Over - Lego Tiger Tank" honestly, there is
nothing cooler then a lego WWII tank!
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| "CNN
- Arroyo to Men - Stop Kissing me" *Snicker*
this is one way to lose the male vote heh. but yeah, i dont like shaking
strange peoples hands, not to let lone let them kiss me.. Sent in by: In Motive
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| "Armadillo
Aerospace" check out the video's and pics,
the crash ones are pretty interesting.. Sent in by: Flatline
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| "Quantum
Sleeper" see this is a good idea, but... who
the fuck would want to live out a chemical attack in a enclosed queensized
bed? certainly not me.. Sent in by: _Spectre_
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| "We
Ain't Cool - Juice Test" *snicker* i've seen
stuff like this in the supermarket, i've always wondered who bought
it.. well it looks like internet geeks lookin to make a website are
the only ones heh. Sent in by: InterCityKitty
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| oOoOOoo
Friday the 13th... Oh yeah, i saw 'The Village' yesterday.. Man i should
have listen to all the reviews. I knew it was gonna suck, but to what
extent? i had no idea. But anyway, the most ironical part of the whole
movie... They always had LONG ass dialogues about 'The creatures that
we do not speak of...." it made me laugh. .cre
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| "Reuters
- Flight Turns Back, After Cat Scratches Pilot"
what a pussy ass co-pilot... Getting scratched by a cat, and having
to turn the plane around.. i can just hear the pilot over the PA "IF
YOU DONT HOLD ONTO YOUR CATS, I'LL TURN THIS PLANE RIGHT AROUND AND
HEAD HOME!"
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| "Ananova
- Romanian Selling his Penis" i dont think
i'd ever sell my penis.. i could be the poorest man on the planet, but
i'd still have my wang.. Its priceless, and i know a few girls who think
the same..
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| "Pencil
Carving Gallery" alright this dude has way
too much free time on his hands..
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| "Local6
- Woman Fired for Eating 'Unclean Meat'" bhahah,
IF YOU EAT PORK... YOU ARE A TERRORIST.. oh wait.. that doesnt work....
but i can totally see this becoming a HUGE religious descrimination
lawsuit though heh. Sent in by: Brian C.
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| "WSVN
News - 480lbs Woman Dies After Six Years on Couch"
alright first... this makes me gag a little. Second theres a story to
be told here. Then see here.
Just imagine... Wallowing in your filth for 6 years? or.. imagine letting
someone live on your couch for 6years without bathing or moving? Just
the though of this makes me ill. And to top it all off, the skin of
her body actually grew INTO the fabric of the couch.. Honestly Obesity
is not cool in my books. Especially Gross Obesity.. Sent in by: Flatline and |TchorT|
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| "www.BlockDeath.com"
didnt i post this already? I cant remember Sent in by: InterCityKitty
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| "FoundPhotos.com"
ha! this is great! Photos found while smurfing around on p2p networks.
this is why you shouldn't share your whole HD when you login to kazaa
heh. but yeah theres some bunnies out there sharing pics heh but yeah
its too bad this site is slower then molasses on a cold ass day.
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| "NewScientist
- Stealth Wallpaper Keeps Company Secrets Safe"
feer the wifi gobbling walls and windows.
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| "Infoworld
- IBM Tells Users Not to Install Windows XP Update"
lol yeah i remember when i was with IBM, and we got hit with the SQL
worm; and it brought our whole network down for 2 days as our retarted
IT guys attempted to find the offending machines, so clearly the cost
of not staying current with Windows Update was worth 3000 employee's
being without network connectivity for 48hours.
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| "CNN
- Prisoner Glues Himself to Girlfriend" wow,
im surprized no one thought of this before, but ofcourse, if this glue
is like the industrial strength stuff, its gonna cause some serious
caustic scaring, so i dunno if it would be worth ruining a nice pair
of girly hands.
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| "MySpace
- ShadowWalker" this dude is never gonna get
any... I just dont know where to start.... Sent in by: Re/Module
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| "How
To Break Out of Prison" ha! i'll have to remember
this if i ever find myself in prison :) Sent in by: InterCityKitty
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| "eBay
- Half Eaten Big Mac with Free Song Download"
*snicker* what a deall Sent in by: rkuc
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| "Canada.com
- Bush Insists His Administration Seeking 'New Ways to Harm Our Country'"
*snicker* who voted this moron into office. Honestly,
i'm gonna be voting for kerry (in proxy of course), simply cuz i believe
that bush is nothin but a dirty lyin rat.
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| "BBCNews
- Audio Tape May Solve JFK Mystery" wait...
Why is this tape only coming to light now? Why wasnt this part of the
investigation 20 years ago? Christ these US Detectives arnt very good
are they?
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| "eBay
- Original 1984 Macintosh 128k" *snicker* gotta
love the pets :)
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| "BBSpot
- Trailer Review: Alien vs. Predator" i dont
care how lame the ending will be, or how boring the action probably
will be, im gonna go and see it, and hope for a sequel.. simplly because
the games have been completely awesome.
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| "Local6
- Seagull Gets Artificial Leg Made of Barbie Doll Parts"
oh great! they managed to save a seagull, all hail the buzzard. honestly
i think if theres one thing the world needs less of.. its Seagulls..
Why go through the effort in saving a flying rat? bleh Sent in by: Phenethaine
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| "Se7en-X.com
- 404" heh now this is kinda funny Sent in by: InterCityKitty
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| "Boston
Pheonix - Wholly War - Ashcrofts Anti-Porn Crusade"
who wants to live in a world where there is no porn? not me... Sent in by: Flatline
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| "Excite
- Ban Needed on Unsolicited Toe-Licking?" alright,
i've done some bizarre shit in my day.. But toe licking, has never been
on my list of things to do before i die.. Frankly i think people should
be born without feet/toes.. Now i know that this would definatly hinder
our walking/movement, but when it comes to feet, not enough people have
good looking/smelling feet..
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| "Wired
- Mysteries of the Ocean Deepen" Damn, check
out the pictures of these fish. They're super strange, and check out
the teeth on that big belly'd one.. Brutal.
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| "BBCNews
- Nasa Powers up With Supercomputer" Christ
this sounds cool, why cant i work for a company that does Linux clustering.
That would be mad leet, instead of maintaining unix boxen, Hrmm anyone
know any clustering companies in ontario that would be willing to hire
a *nix monkey?
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| "CNN
- Super Freak Singer Rick James Dies" I'm RIP
James Bitch!.. :(
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| "eBay
- Billie Simpson 'Drunk Armless Midget'" ha!
this dude rules Sent in by: Phenethaine
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| "eXile
- Double Punked Meta-Prank Goes Mega-Bad" followup:
*snicker* Sent in by: InterCityKitty
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| "Female
First - Women Sent to Prison for 'Pooing' in Customers Food"
durr, I DIDNT ORDER THE POO-POO PLATTER. *mental note* dont eat soup
at a japanese soup kitchen. Sent in by: Xian
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| "Gamespot
- PlayStation 3 to use Blu-Ray Disc" ok, now
this sounds like badass equipment 30gigs in a dual layer disc, now i'd
be willing to buy a burner for one of these, since im still on the fence
for DVDBurners, cuz they're still not fast enough, i dont wanna sit
around for 30-45mins waiting for a DVD to finish burning, just to coaster
it when i get impatient and start msg'ing people on MSN or something..
ugh..
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| "PhotoShop
Zoo" *snicker* the owl cat is great.
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| "BBSpot
- Top 11 Geek TV Shows" *snicker* k the 00110000
Hours is kinda funny
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| "Ananova
- Nazi Salute Dog Owner's Sentence Upheld"
ha! i didnt know its against the law to display Nazi Propaghanda.. Now
thats funny.
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| "Home-Made-Sex-Toys.com
- Warm Balloon Pussy" *snicker* you know, all
this trouble, buying balloons, filling them with water, arranging them
in pillows then tying them down and humping them, it would be alot easier
to find a girl, and bone her then do all this crap.. Sent in by: Re/Module
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| "eXile
- We Dunnit!" bhahah! owned. Sent in by: InterCityKitty
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| "BeepWorld.de
- Ueber Mich" bah! why's this dude flaunting
his boner? its not that impressive, hell, mines way bigger then his
is.. and you dont see me in speedo passing pics off of myself as jesus
bigdick... Sent in by: Phenethaine
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| "Ananova
- Rasputin's Penis Still a Big Draw" Theres
just something about rubbing a severed penis in a glass jar, thats so
wrong... Even if it is Rasputin's...
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| "eBay
- Elvis Presley's Madison Sq. Garden Sunglasses"
These are the coolest glasses ever. and if i had 250,000$ i'd prolly
buy them.. But instead, i think i'll buy a re-production set for 5$
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| "CNN
- Man's Chainsaw Tumble Kills Wife" alright
i know this shouldnt be funnny, but why would a wife of 50 years age
(assumed) think it was a good idea, to garden under her husband who's
monkeying around with a chainsaw on a ladder.. Thats like a cartoon
accident waiting to happen.
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| "MCV
- Manhunt Not Tied to Manhunt Style Murder"
Followup: Thank god.. these idiots arnt gonna get away with this crap.
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| "Something
Positive - Blowing Up In My Face" bhaha@ now
this is great! Sent in by: Brill
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| "Lightsout.org
- Association of Drivers Against Daytime Running Lights" lol,
i pulled the fuse on my daytime running lights years ago in my truck,
it makes for nighttime stalking much easier, cuz they cant see you comin.. Sent in by: InterCityKitty
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| "HolyWater.biz"
uhm, i dont get it.. Sent in by: Phenethaine
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