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 "BBCNews
- Family of Faggot Fans Fly the Flag" *snicker*
I'm all for National Faggot Week *snicker* 
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| "Ananova
- Swimmers Gets Snake Shock" bhaha, i often
struggle with the snake in my pants for longer then a minute heh; does
that make me some sort of hero?
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| "The
Star - Acting Prospects Soar for all Local Zombies"
YES YES YES! George Romero rocks! and i cant believe that he's actually
filming in Toronto, feer
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| "TheRegister
- Inside the Mind of the Gay Sheep" i just
dont see how the sexuality of Sheep has any real bearing on our species
as a whole... but its an interesting read.. even though its kinda short...
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| "Stuck
Hummer2" k this is truly great! read the little
story at the bottom first, and then start clicking the thumbnails..
I guess tehy're still making dumb kids whose parents buy them everything
hehe.
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| "Cookie
Death and Glory - Storm Trooper Thrust" yet
again.... hilarity.. Sent in by: Phenethaine
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| "WebIndia
- Feline Spirits Force Orissa School to Close"
bhhah! how can anyone take a country seriously, that believes that the
spirits of cats can inhabit human girls.... Sent in by: InterCityKitty
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| "CBC.ca
- Security Tightened After Canadian Fan Leaps into Olympic Pool"
bhahah, leave it to us to bust through the hardcore Greek Security,
i wonder if the Greek Secret Police found him attractive in his little
Tu-Tu.. He may have gotten more then he originally bargained for...
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| "CNN
- Bear Guzzles 36 Beers, Passes Out At Campground"
i cant imagine what it would be like, to come back from a hike or something,
returning to your camp site, and finding a huge ass bear passed out
on your picnic table spralled over a shitton of empty beer cans heh.would
you be mad? would you be scared? would you bust out laughing?
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| "Nettavisen
- Miss Dropped Due to Porn Career" What?!?!
if a model starred in a porn movie that can only make her hotter (unless
shes a total trailerpark girl). but seriously, this girl is hot, and
prolly deserves to win...
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| "Ananova
- Womans Tooth Gives Her Sight Back" wow, i've
never heard of anything like this, I've heard of Nerve transplants in
arms and hands, but they dont always go so well, since the nervous system
is very specific as to what you 'plug into' it. but yeah, i guess the
nerves in teeth are similar to those found in the eyes...
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| "Kimmy
Gibler T-Shirt" Full House... *shudder* Sent in by: Flatline
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| "UtiliKilts
- Workman's Kilt Order Form" durr... You know...
i cant see anyone holding a ladder for these workmen..... Sent in by: InterCityKitty
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| "Boxes
Disguised" BHAHAHAH! make sure yer volume is
either very low, or cranked up and yer door closed.. Cuz the midi version
of the transformers theme should be muted, or rocked-out too heh Sent in by: Phenethaine
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| "Wired
- Is AM Radio Harmful?" durr... Radio bad!
down with leukemia!
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| "PhysOrg
- 100 Terabyte 3.5Inch Digital Data Storage Disk" damn...
this is badass.. at 100terrabyte disk for 45$... i need one of these
right now... but my question is, what will the write time be on these..
cuz at todays 'rotating optical disk' technology is still limited to
between 8-12megabytes/s.. and i'd hate to have to write 100 Terrabytes
at 10megs/s, you could be writing for days....
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| "Ananova
- German Soldiers Allowed to Have Sex with Each Other" bhah,
sex during work hours is considered a "disruption of service operations",
thats hilarious! Now the real question is, does the German Military
provide free kevlar condoms?
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| "The
Register - Net Porn, Good For You" now if only
it would become acceptable at work heh.
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| "eBaumsWorld
- Kids Show" didnt i post this already? Sent in by: Phenethaine
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| "Good
Vibrations - Welcome to Anal Sex Month" ha!
i could i have missed this? i've missed the beginning of this celebration,
so i think i have some work to catch up on... Sent in by: InterCityKitty
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| "WhiteNinjaComics
- Hypnotist" *snicker* Sent in by: _Spectre_
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| "BBCNews
- Brazillian Dogs Go Under the Knife" WHAT?!
Puppy plastic surgery? whats our world coming too?
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| "Ananova
- Scientists Claim To Find Alien Wreck" Uhm
i dunno how reliable this release is, since it does come from Russia,
and they're know for wild alien reports.. And i've read a bunch of articles
about this explosion that toppled huge trees for 2000km, and you'd think
that anything that could explode and destroy everything within 2000km
wouldn't leave any evidence..
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| "Excite
- Limbless Woman Sues Air France Over 'Torso' Snub" Honestly...
you'd think France would be nicer to its british neighbours after the
brits bailing thier ass out from WWII; but just imagine how frustrating
it would be.. Cuz if you were this girl, and some artsyfartsy french
dude insulted me, i'd wanna beat his ass... but without limbs... all
you can do is give him a serious tongue lashing, which is seldom enough..
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| "Infoworld
- Death of the Alpha Processor" oh how the
mighty have fallen.. Its too bad, i've always wanted to own an Alpha
machine, maybe now i can get one for cheap heh.
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| "TshirtHell
- Racist T..." heh, k this isnt funny, but
it did make me giggle a bit.. Sent in by: Usteppin
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| "Our
Town Usa - Useless Stuff" uh yeah, useless
stuff... Sent in by: InterCityKitty
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| "FagSupport
- YTMND.com" *snicker* This just in CounterStrike
sucks :) Sent in by: _Spectre_
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| "The
Star - Ontario to Regulate Violent Video Games"
They should just start selling violent video games at the LCBO, i cant
think of a better thing to do, then to buy some whiskey and a copy of
GTA: San Andreas...
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| "Ananova
- School Boys Played Football with WWII Grenade" errr..
so the kids knew it was a grenade... but they kicked it around anyway....
talk about smart kids.. this could have been the next Darwin award waiting
to happen.
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| "eBay
- Actual Red Mark IV Disney World Monorail"
just incase anyone happen to have an extra monorail track lying around
their back yards...
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| "Ill
Will Press - A-Kon Rules" BOOBS OF DEATH!
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| "Pen
Flipping stylojonglag.wmv" alright i can flip
my pen but these dudes are bad-asses... Sent in by: Smash
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| "eBay
- One Brain, Slightly Damaged" *snicker* If
only this one was in better shape then the one i already had.. Sent in by: LordHighCommander
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| "ChaseUnion
- Scrotal Inflation Tips" durr.. this is not
work safe.. and durrr.... why would anyone want to do this? Sent in by: Tom
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| "CNN
- Kickboxing Robots Draw Crowds in Japan" wait...
this could be the coolest thing on the face of the planet.. I demand
videos of this event now... Ugh. looks like i'll have to scour the net
for asskicking robots by myself.
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| "Ananova
- There's a Mouse in my Soup" *snicker* yeah
i've seen a documentary on how Campbells soup 'Cans' its soup, and its
pretty hightech stuff. i imagine that Heinz has similar standards, so
i dont think this is possible.. but it is nice to know that if there
was any mice in the soup that they would have been "seived"
out before it was canned........
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| "VWVortex
- Rollcage out of PVC Tubing" bhahah dumb kids
shouldnt be allowed to 'mod' their cars
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| "ABCNews
- Power New Roles for SuperCapacitors" OoooOOo
Now this is cool technology for anyone whos bound to LeadAcid Battery
APC/UPS's (like me), but im not sure if this will change the way we
use batteries, or if it will just innovate current backup power systems.
It sounds really cool, but i dont think it will be any cheaper then
current solutions.
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| "CoreYanity.com"
bhahah! the cult of Cory Feldman :) Sent in by: Re/Module
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| "KeepMedia
- Car Helmets are Cool" uh no.. they're not.. Sent in by: InterCityKitty
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| "RvsB.mov"
these are all great! take a gander Sent in by: _Spectre_
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| "BBCnews
- Super Ant Colony Hits Australia" Damn! this
reminds me of that simpsons episode where homer goes to space with the
antfarm, and kent brockman hails his insect overlords.. man simpsons
is still funny after 15years.
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| "Excite
- Blazing Bunny Spreads Cricket Club Fire"
bhaha, i can just see a fuzzy white bunny on fire running around setting
other stuff on fire, its the stuff that cartoons are made of.
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| "Aftenposten
- Seljord Serpent Filmed?" hey this is pretty
cool, its like Lochness but for swedes; and you'd think that if it actually
was a recorded sighting, that they'd release the footage right away,
instead of keeping it under wraps.. so i guess we'll have to wait...
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| "eBay
- Klipsch KSP-C6 Center Channel Speaker" *snicker*
Sex sells..
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| "Bus
Waste Scuttles Boat Tour" and the second page
is here..
lol. honestly, if i was on this boat, and got sprayed with human waste
from a bus tour, i'd be furious, like furious enough, to break into
the house of the bus driver, tie him down, and deficate onto his face... Sent in by: Flatline
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| "UrbanDictionary.com
- Retard" heh. this site rules. i'm apparently
a 'retard' heh Sent in by: InterCityKitty
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| "Miami.edu
- Build a Better Bush" if only there were more
options, this could be fun for a full day. Sent in by: _Spectre_
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