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 "CNN
- Matthews Band Sued Over Waste Dumping" bhahah
Followup: to the waste that was dumped on that ferry boat in Chicago.
Looks like all those people were covered in Dave Matthews Poo.. 
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| "Boston
- Student Charged with Clogging Toilet" bhahah
Ive never heard of a Number two landing a man in jail heh.
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| "White
Ninja Comics - Pet Pet Pet..." bhahah this
is 3 comics in a row that White Ninja has ruled.
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| "Ananova
- Man Gives Away Neighbour's Dog" bhahah! this
is great. this is totally something that i'd do...
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| "Tater
Salad.com" lol, i dunno if you guys have seen
this comedian dude, but he's the funniest guy ever.. Infact he's on
a new TV Show called uh, Blue Collar TV on Comedy.. anyway, you guys
have to check this guy out. Sent in by: InterCityKitty
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| "Yahoo
- Dead Couple to Be Married" uhhhh... I'm just
not quite sure what to say about this... Sent in by: VerucaSalt
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| "Trazan
- Ja Da" uhm, heh, im not quite sure what this
is... since i think its in uhm Swedish or something.. but its strange.. Sent in by: _Spectre_
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| "BBspot
- Trailer Review - Resident Evil: Apocolypse"
Yikes! i never knew all the possible down falls of this movie.. I had
such high hopes until reading this review... First, its a movie made
from a video game, Second its a Sequel, Third, its the first movie this
director has ever done. With all these things taken into consideration..
it would appear this movie is doomed :(
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| "BBCNews
- Ritchie's Danger Car Ad Axed" what the crap!.
Seriously they had stuff like this on TV when i was a kid, and it never
made me wanna steal a car and drive it.. Frankly this politically correct
shit is still rubbing me the wrong way.
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| "Ananova
- New Species of Shark Uncovered in Germany"
... See and this is why ananova sucks.. they dont show nearly enough
pictures.. i wanna see this super new shark...
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| "eBay
- Unique Look alike Terminator" *snicker* take
a look at this bad knock-off
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| "Ibiblio.org
- 404 Error" heh, k like one of these is funny..
can you see which one it is? Sent in by: _Spectre_
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| "CanOfFun.com
- Bush Unity Sovereignty.wmv" you know.. i
just dont know what to say about this.. but the fact people clapped
and cheered after bush made up this word, is shocking.. Sent in by: InterCityKitty
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| "BBCNews
- HK Firm Develops Cyber Girlfriend" oh god.. Sent in by: mkow
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|
| "eBay
- Extreme MountainTop Retreat" lol im sure
this will sell so quick....
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| "Canada.com
- Entire 13Metre Bridge Stolen in Bosnia" You
know.. if criminals can get away with stealing a whole bridge... i dont
think i'd wanna live in that city...
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| "White
Ninja Comics - Wiffle Ball on a Pylon" this
is pure genius.
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| "Nettavisen
- Sub Wreck a Scam" Damn these dudes got PUNK'D!
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| "CookieThievery
- Klingon Dance" who says cartoon worf cant
dance? Sent in by: _Spectre_
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| "Bev.Net
- Pepsi Release Mountain Dew Pitch Black" *shudder*
Mountain Dew isnt mountain dew if it isnt bright green.. Sent in by: InterCityKitty
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| "Winnipeg
Sun - Is Booze Inhaler a Hazard?" followup:
i dont really see how this could be hazardous, unless you strap it into
a gasmask, and fill yer lungs with liquid booze.. Sent in by: Ranma
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|
| "Wellington
Daily News - Moving Car Struck by Lightning" now
here is something you dont hear often... But this just shows... That
when Lightning is looking for a 4 Door full size truck.. They Choose
Dodge. heh
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| "BBspot
- Perscription Drug or Transformer" Doh! i
only got 15 out of 17 :( but thats still a pretty good score, looks
like i know my drugs and my transformers.. feer!
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| "Aftenposten
- More Robberies During the Night" Ha! did
you guys hear about this? some dudes stole some paintings worth like
70million each, and were caught on camera by some random guy, and they
STILL havnt been caught yet? See the pictures here
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| "eBay
- Have Your Logo Tattooed on my Leg" *snicker*
This guys rules take all the fun out of it.. I'd do this, if i could
get a huge wang tattooed on his leg with "cock and balls are for
me" or something below it... now that would be worth the 600$
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| "Ananova
- Woman Defies Doctors in Bid for 42XXX Breasts" damn..
i usually dont like SUPER HUGE/FAKE boobs, but this chick is hot.. Sent in by: Re/Module
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| "History
- CookieThievery - This Makes me Cry" k this
is prolly not worksafe... a pixelated dolphin sucking a mans wang....
yeah yer prolly better off not clicking this one at all... Sent in by: InterCityKitty
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| "LiveJournal
- VW Engine Rebuild Kit" heh, k this made me
giggle a bit.. Sent in by: Phenethaine
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| "Excite
- Bodies of WWI Soldier Found in Glacier" See
i dont know how i would feel about this.. These guys have been resting
(dead) in ice for 80+years, and they're disturbing them to be studied
(and then probably re-burried).. I would almost think they should leave
them in the glacier, unless it was going to melt or something.. but
hey.. thats just me...
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| "Wired
- Is Real a Real Hypocrite?" *NEWSFLASH: THIS
JUST IN.... REAL SUCKS.....*
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| "HotTopicProduct
- Nintendo Panties" bhahah, if i got a girl
home, and she was wearing a pair of these, i'd definatly keep her around...
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| "Canada.com
- Sonya Thomas of Alexandria Virginia Wins Lobster Eating Contest"
ok, seriously... eating contests... shouldnt be headline
news..
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| "WorldNetDailly
- Olympic Foolishness" seriously i know we've
all read this, and heard about it and everything else. But seriously
would there be a better fight? this would be like the Rocky2, with the
Dolph Lundrin vs. Rambo, rivalry of the century, yet these too pussies
(yes, i called 2 olympic class judo masters 'pussies') are letting religion
interfere with asskicking... Sent in by: Wolf-
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| "Lycos
- Costco Begins Test Marketing Caskets" heh
now this is kinda cool, buy a 50 gallon bucket of gummyworms and a coffin,
And then pour the drum of gummyworms into the coffin, and you've got
a wicked buffet.. Sent in by: InterCityKitty
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| "NeoWin
- Scary Photos" heh read the story, then look
at the pictures, and then read the rest of the posts.. its interesting..
heh Sent in by: qSparky
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| "Yahoo
- Super Origami" Holy shit! this is badass!
i dunno how this dude did this, but its amazing.
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| "GameDialy
- Intellivision Lives! on GameCube" YES! if
i only owned a gamecube.. But.. it gets better, you can find most of
these for Xbox Emu aswell, but the only problem is, with the Xbox version,
theres a few games that seem to randomly crash, like Burger Time.
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| "Ananova
- Prostitues Accepts Food Coupons as Payment" *snicker*
i guess they'll accept any form of payment... I wonder if they'll start
taking empty beer bottles later :)
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| "CNN
- Review: Doom 3 - Delivers Better Visuals, Same Game Play"
Doom wins again~
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| "PenisMightier
- KickAssKid.wmv" i cant help but laugh at
the look on this kids face... but i'm sure, that i was to openly laugh
at him im sure he'd try to kick my ass heh Sent in by: mkow
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| "CNN
- Freddy, Jason Arn't Dead Yet" oh god! why
do they have to destroy more of the franchaises from my youth? seriously,
if they fuck up Evil Dead, i'll never see another Raimi movie ever again.. Sent in by: InterCityKitty
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| "TwelveStone
- Gay Bomb!" *snicker* Sent in by: _Spectre_
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|
| "InfoWorld
- Possible Security Breach Seen At AOL" jesus..
AOL is still around? why wont they just die?
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| "Elite
Incorporated.com - FPS Time Line" its interesting
to think, that doom is just 11 years old.. how far we've come in just
a little bit over a decade..
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| "Bit-Tech
- Hummer PC" see, this is cool, but, i ask
the question... Why... Honestly, i like my PC.. it looks cool (its a
little Shuttle XPC small form factor bastard), but i dont invite people
over to look at it... its just not that cool.
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| "Ananova
- Nine-Year-Old Claims World Push-up Record"
holy crap.. 9200 pushups in 6hours?!? i could prolly do like 150 before
getting tired... this kid must be a monster.. |
| "Combustible
Orange" heh, k some of these are pretty funny Sent in by: InterCityKitty
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| "The
Agitator - The Aristocrats" hehe for those
of you who didnt get it :) Sent in by: Mr. Furious
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| "RuthlessReviews
- Top 10 Most Ridiculous Black Metal Pics of All Time" bhaha!
these are great! Sent in by: Perlandra
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|
| "White
Ninja Comics - Toaster" *snicker* hilarious.
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| "Space.com
- Earth, All Lit Up" I've always wanted to
see the Northern lights, but ive never been far enough north. i think
i'll have to find a bunny with a cottage or something far enough north,
so i can actually see these things before i die of alcohol poisoning.
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| "Ananova
- Woman Becomes Mother and Granny on Same Day" Damn..
this just goes to show that'there'be way too much humpin going on down
in brazil. but i wish they would have attached a photo of the 'granny'
cuz she'd prolly be a MILF...
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| "Nettavisen
- Man Drugged and Raped Prostitutes" See, i
dont have that much sympathy for hookers; they work in a shitty unregulated
non-legal industry, and if they're all hopped up on smack; and they
cant make decisions for themselves, then maybe they got whats coming
to them.. But this old dude needs to be sent to ass-raping prison...
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| "eBay
- Space Tokens - Travel Back in Time" oh god...
i just dont know what to say... Sent in by: InterCityKitty
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| "FuckAllYou.com
- Most Disturbing South Park Clip" BHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH!
the punchline makes it all worth while.. Sent in by: Tom
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| "Guardian
Unlimited - Microsoft Pay Dear for Insults Through Ignorance"
hohohoo scroll down to the bottom, to see the 'oversights', frankly
i thought there'd be more.. Sent in by: mkow
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| "Excite
- Human Ad Given Five Months Jail for Diving Stunt"
Followup: Looks like the Canadian Olympic Invader was only charged 300euro's
for his stunt.. Not too shabby for a stunt seen across the planet..
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| "BBCNews
- McDonald's Serves up Film Blitz" Yeah, i
like how fast food/junk food companies market themselves now "Part
of a Balanced Diet.." Basically saying, that aslong as you eat
someone elses healthy food, you can consume this filth without many
problems... I havnt eaten fast food in 4months, and the last time was
just drunken craving at 4am for Burger King (mmmm BK...) but yeah, i
dont plan on eating Fastfood ever again, if i can avoid it.
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| "Yahoo
- Child Pimp and Ho Costumes" bhahah, why do
these exist? Dressing your kid up like a hoe would prolly cause more
mental/psychological damage then letting them play violent video games.
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| "Aftenposten
- Band Accepts Fine for Sex Stunt" Followup:
owned....
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| "Spamusement.com"
k some of these are gay.. and others made me scratch my head and go
"why?.... " but some of them are still pretty funny, like
the "Please explain the specific MEDICAL reason for ordering this
MEDICATION !" heh Sent in by: _Spectre_
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| "TeamAmerica
The Movie" did i already post this? Sent in by: InterCityKitty
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| "USAToday
- A Disposable Digital Camera" ok, what i dont
get is... its a digital camera.. one of its selling points, is that,
once you buy one, there is no waste... like no film you buy, no chemicals
to get developed, the only thing it consumes is batteries (unless you
get a recharageable one). So why would someone want to spend 20$usd
on a one time use camera? you can buy a pretty good 2megapixel camera
now for like 80$, and you get to keep it.. it doesnt take a genius to
figure out that this idea prolly isnt gonna work out too well Sent in by: mkow
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|
| "Excite
- Look Who Made the 'No Fly list" bhahah Ted
Kennedy sucks!
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| "IOL.co.za
- Hoot If You Like Natural Breasts" hehe, i
like how a porn star with fake boobs is promoting the "Natural
Boob" movement. Anyway, im a huge fan of boobs, but really.. i
could care less if they're real or fake.. by the time a guy finds out
if they're real or fake, its too late to care..
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| "Brickshelf
Gallery" Lego 4evah!
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| "Nettavisen
- Porn Star Recieves Death Threats" What kinda
place is norway? Threatening hot sexy women? If she doesnt wanna live
there, she can come to toronto and live at my place.
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| "Rock
Da Mullet.com" YES! i tried to grow a mullet
once (When i was out of work). it didnt really turn out as good as i
thought it would have.. so i dont think i'll do it again.. Sent in by: Re/Module
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| "Toogle
Image Search" this is the coolest thing ever.. Sent in by: _Spectre_
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| "Book
Of Ratings.com" i dont get it... Sent in by: InterCityKitty
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