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 "Write
In Mel Gibson for President.org" yeah we totally
need more hollywood in the whitehouse... 
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| "StupidVideo's
- Off Camera Anchorman" heh busted..
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| "ZDNet
- How Eight Pixels Cost Microsoft Millions"
lol this is great! check out all the recent blunders over at microsoft
heh
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| "Ananova
- Catfish Eats Pet Dog" *snicker*
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| "GagsPlus
- Boner Beanie Baby" i dunno how many times
i've posted this, but aslong as they keep adding new plush stuffed boner
baby's i'll keep posting them heh. Sent in by: InterCityKitty
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| "SecWeb
- Interview with Jesus" alright i cant read
this with a straight face... i dunno if they were trying to be funny
or serious.. but this has so much sugar coating on it, its hard to swallow Sent in by: Wolf-
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| "Internet
News - Scientists See Internet2 Speed Record" damn
6.63gigabytes/second... i feer.. Sent in by: mkow
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| "BBCNews
- Berlin Bear's Break-Out Bid Fails" bhah!
now this is a real smart bear, take a read to this, frankly if i was
the Zoo manager, i would have let this bear escape, hell he deserved
it after all the planning and fore-thought that went into his attempted
escape. I fear this bear.. His next break out, he'll prolly widdle a
pistol shaped object out of a bar of soap or something.
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| "AftenPosten
- Eight-Year-Old Counterfeiter Nabbed" Heh,
now this is good parenting :). Letting your kids become near masters
in the art of forgery heh.
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| "Nettavisen
- Dildo Triggered Terror Alert" *snicker* Anyone
remember that scene in FightClub? I cant believe that this could actually
happen :)
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| "Ananova
- Dog Gives Birth to Kitten" how does this
bullshit make it into the news? NEWSFLASH: MARTIAN TO MARRY QUEEN VICTORIA...
uh yeah.. right....
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| "NewGrounds
- Milkman" oh.. my... christ... im not sure
what to say about this one.. Sent in by: Flatline
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| "Ill
Will Press - Coffee House Propaganda" *snicker*
Foamy for ever. Sent in by: mkow
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| "TecnoEdu
- Male Pelvic Trainers" lol just incase you
wanted a rubber male pelvis... Sent in by: Phenethaine
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| "Gizmo
- Ford Shows New Shelby Sportscar Concept"
you know, as much as i dont like ford.. The new GT is hot, and this
little bastard is even better looking. it reminds me of the Shelby Daytona
Coupe of the early 60s.. So hot..
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| "Ananova
- Sex Starved Chimp Smokes and Spits on Visitors" lol,
isnt this against some sort of animal cruelty to allow a chimp to smoke?
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| "Canada.com
- Thailand's 'Human Piggy Bank' Spills All After Emergency Surgery"
i just dont know what to say...
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| "Aftenposten
- Police Seek Tips After Graveyard Rape" what
kinda sick bastards would rape a woman who was tending to her families
gravesite.... these 2 dudes need to be sent to the 'federal fuck me
in the ass' prison...
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| "NewScientist
- First Practical Plastic Magnets Created" wooo
i'm not quite sure what i'd use these for... but im sure i could make
something cool Sent in by: mkow
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| "Morbid
Tendencies - Bunny of the Month" bhahhaa. k.
click on "Bunnies" down at the bottom, then scroll all the
way down and see the pictures of these things.. They're so hilarious,
that they're mildly disturbing Sent in by: InterCityKitty
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| "IMBD
- Photo Gallery for Shaun of the Dead" *snicker* Sent in by: _Spectre_
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| "BBCNews
- Jet Powered Wheelchair Surprize" hehe some
people have way too much time on their hands; and this begs the question...
'why?'
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| "FuzzyLogic
- Three's Company" Yes! Finally a funny FuzzyLogic...
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| "Wired
- Mini-Supercomputers, Power Misers" wooo!
now this is some neato shiz.. too bad the entry model costs 10k ugh.
but yeah, with Transmeta Chipsets/instruction sets these should be able
to run any x86 Friendly OS heh.
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| "Ananova
- Man Sets House on Fire Trying to Kill Mosquito" dumbest
japanese dude ever.
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| "TheRegister
- US Website Offers Caller ID Falsification Service" yeah
i recieved a call from a "+4703" number the otherday, and
when i didnt answer cuz i was at work. but. i then recieved ANOTHER
call from "+3502", and this one i had to answer, and low and
behold it was my cable company (who is also my phone provider), so it
looks like this is already possible... Sent in by: mkow
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| "Scrambled
Eggs! - The Art of Kicking Testicles" uhm i
dont crave this sort of thing.. ever.. Sent in by: InterCityKitty
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| "GoatseCola.jpg"
heh k this is mildy funny Sent in by: _Spectre_
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| "Excite
- Man Drives Home with Headless Friend" Damn!
and this is why you should never be a drunken passenger hanging out
of a window with a drunk driver driving the car. This was a total accident
waiting to happen.. But yeah, if i decapitated my friend, i certainly
wouldnt go home and sleep off my hang over.. i'd prolly call the cops
or an ambulance or something.. These Georgians... i just dont know..
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| "CNN
- 'Friendly' Killer Whale Damages Three Boats"
*snicker*
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| "UserFriendly
- Advertising in games" k this is almost funny.
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| "Ananova
- New 'Furry' Hopping Shark Species Discovered" Followup:
Wow, a 'furry' frog like shark, sound like some sort of crazy ass mutation.
but yet again.. no pics.. so ananova is useless.
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| "Hampster-Powered
Night Light" durr... the real question is...
Why? Sent in by: mkow
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| "Amazon
- Scarface Action Figures" OMG YES YES! I'm
so ordering all these.. Sent in by: Flatline
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| "The
Minhdonian National Gallery" guh.. i dont get
it. Sent in by: _Spectre_
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| "CapeCod
- Internet Turns 35" *sniff* *sniff* our baby
is all growns up... GOPHER 4 EVAH! heh
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| "Ananova
- Dinosaur Kangaroos Spotted in Chile" why
is it that all the Dinosaur's and shit only hangout in 3rd world countries?
i want some dinosaurs to jump in front of my truck here in toronto..
now that'd be cool.
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| "World
of stuart - Classic Anti-Piracy Ads" *snicker* |
| "MSNBC
- New Jaw Bone Grown in Man's Back Muscle" Damn!
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| "Fuck
You All - Female Soldier Busted" K, this is
not work safe, seriously, this chick is hot, if she was mine, i wouldnt
let her goto war, she'd be strapped to my bed everyday, all day. Sent in by: Wolf-
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| "CBSNews
- The Odd Truth" bhahah! This is genius Sent in by: Brill
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| "CNNMoney
- Buy a Car, Get One Free" marketing genius.
buy a new 350z, get a winter car for free.. Hell if i didnt have too
many cars as it is, i'd be all over this. Sent in by: Snadsnad
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| "Wired
- Swing and a Miss for Asteroid" k forget the
first part of this article check out bottom half about the Spirit mission
and DOS... What the hell is wrong with NASA? Who thought using DOS would
be a good idea? and what size of drive did they use? Hell you can get
1gig USB drives now that would function great in a super cold environment
like mars; and theres no way that they could fill that with a few driving
instructions and temp photo storage..
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| "CNN
- Mummified Canadian Unnoticed for 2 years" What
the crap? looks like people who like it hot, wont actually decompose...
interesting...
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| "Ananova
- Woman Vows to Get Fatter and Fatter" i dont
get it...
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| "CapeCod
- President Urged to Take Focus off Iraq" uhhh
if he takes focus off iraq, what can he bitch about? everything else
he's said has been complete drivel; honestly if Bush gets elected again..
I hope you american boys like the draft... cuz you're gonna all be dragged
into the military.
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| "KATU2
- Huge Japanese LandSlide Caught on Tape" Damn~
watch this video, its awesome! Sent in by: InterCityKitty
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| "Honda-Tech
- Chopped Civic" bhahaha Bad Rice to the max Sent in by: Usteppin
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| "Deuce
Bicycle Spinner Wheels" oh god... now they
have them for bikes.... Sent in by: Wolf-
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