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 "Rock103
- Illiterate?" *snicker* now this is hilarious 
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| "WhereIsPhantom
- Judge Rules in Favor of [H]ard OCP" Followup:
bhahah! Infinium Labs is owned..
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| "Index
of Pictures" heh i love the engine block coffee
table..
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| "Hall
of Technical Documentation Weirdness" *snicker*
theres some great ones in here.
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| "LiveJournal
- Computer Geeks, Blank CDRs" i just dont know
what to say... Sent in by: _Spectre_
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| "The
Infinite Cat Project" ha! just keep clicking
"next Cat" in the upper right, you'll get it.. Sent in by: Perlandra
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| "YahooPhotos
- Girl Cries as Bush/Cheney Poster is Ruined" you
know, if i was this little girls father, i'd kick the ass of whoever
made her cry. So even though this dude is wrong for supporting bush,
he's gotta stand up for his little girl. Sent in by: Wolf-
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| "Excite
- Woman Groped After Giving Birth in Hospital"
uhm well, heh, i guess if your already naked, and yer in a hospital,
if a doctor says "i'd like to inspect your jibblies and titties"
you wouldnt be too suspicious.. But if a doc came in, and said "Oh
im here for some blood..." and then when you said "yes"
he'd add "...*cough* and i need to fondle your breasts..."
under his breath, i'd be a little more suspicious.. Just cuz yer in
a doctors office doesnt mean he's got free reign over your body..
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| "BBCNews
- Funk Star James 'Took Nine Drugs'" honestly...
whoever thought that a drug icon like Rick James wouldnt die of drug
related causes, must be ondrugs themselves..
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| "APOD
- Above the Eye of the Hurricane" Damn, thats
a good photo..
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| "The
Virtual Window Project" I've been thinking
about doing this, but i'd use an RF transmitter for vga signals on the
Flat panels, but yeah, this is a badass idea for those who live in buildings
without windows.. I know this one girl who lives in a place (well her
room) only has a skylight, and this sorta thing would be perfect.
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| "YorkU
- Chipmunks" heh even though it takes forever
to load, the 'loader' part is great.. just keep clicking on it, and
the chipmunks will beat the crap outta the white guy its great! Sent in by: InterCityKitty
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| "Klingon
World - Deutsche Welle" *snicker* a german
website, in the klingon language.. how gay Sent in by: _Spectre_
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| "The
Register - German Lawyer Arrested in Piracy Crackdown"
well, atleast these guys knew how to run a business, but the whole staying
out of jail thing is prolly gonna pretty difficult.. Sent in by: Wolf-
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| "KSHB
- Goth Style is Out at Wichita Middle School" *snicker*
nothing like denying self expression. Not that i like the goths, but,
people tried to tell me what to wear when i was in highschool, i just
took it a step further.. But yeah, thats just me.. Anyway, i think this
is a terrible idea. I think they should ban jocks next..
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| "Canada
- Lock Maker Kryptonite Rocked Following News Its U-Lock Can be Foiled
by a Pen" bhaha anyone else see this video,
where a guy picks open a Kryptonite U-Lock with a 0.09$ BIC pen in about
10seconds, its hilarious. I dont know how Kryptonite can stop all of
the badblood thats gonna generate...
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| "KIFFLOM
- Epsilon Program" bhahah, this is the dumbest
cult i've ever heard of.. Take a read.. If people actually buy into
this crap, i'm starting my own cult..
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| "[H]ard
OCP - Inside the Infinium Labs Phantom Console" Followup:
Dizznam, check this shit out. Phantom Console is lololol HUGE. but seriously
take a look at this crap, you could literally build one of these out
of a Best Buy Catalogue.
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| "BushSloganator
- Make Your Own Bush/Cheney Poster" *snicker*
Sent in by: ^_ToXiC_^
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| "Visual
Quantum Mechanics" k, this is some cool shiz.
i havnt had a chance to check it all out, but its purty neato Sent in by: _Spectre_
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| "TheStar
- Moore Foes Offer DVD Swap" bhahah! Oh yeah..
im sure this is gonna work.. People who buy the F9/11 DVD arnt going
to be interested in a book about Cheney giving Bush a sloppy blowjob.. Sent in by: InterCityKitty
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| "Wacky
Laws" in nevada, its illegal to have sex without
a condom..... I wont be heading down there anytime soon..
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| "Vivendi
Games - Evil Genius" oh my god... This game
looks great! watch the movie.. its hilarious..
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| "eMJ
Parker - Naming Pharmaceutical Medications"
damn. this may seem kinda dry, but it really starts to make sense near
the end..
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| "AlbinoBlackSheep
- Japanese Folding" i know i've posted this
before.. and ive tried it... but i still cant do it..
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| "eBay
- ML9 Paintball MiniGun" you know.. if you
walked onto a paintball field with this, i dont think anyone would want
to play against you.... Sent in by: _Spectre_
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| "Wired
- High-Tech Hearing Bypasses Ears" alright
now this is a badass idea. I'd totally use a wrist phone.. Sent in by: mkow
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| "Hello
Network - Hasslehoff" Oooga Oooga Chakka..
He's big in germany..... Sent in by: InterCityKitty
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| "Excite
- Boiler Kills on Impact After Sauna Launch" Damn,
if this old dude wasnt dead, he should have totally bought a lottery
ticket; But clearly Beijings Safety standards are less then what we
have here, Any active boiler must be in a blast proof room, with safety
doors in ontario, just to keep steam explosions from actually hurting
anyone.
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| "eBay
- Rare Mac Prototype Macintosh 128 Case 5.25" even
though i hate Macintosh (As a company) they still were one of the computing
pioneers so they do deserve some respect.
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| "BBSpot
- Trailer Review - Sky Captain and the World of Tommorow"
you know, this movie could be cool, but why cast Angelina Jolie in a
role where they're going to cover up her gorgeous face with an eyepatch.
i swear. couldnt they give Jude Law the eye patch or something?
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| "Southpark
Studios - Cartman for President" heh, ruled.
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| "NoGravity.com
- Parabolic Flights" YES! Now i can fufill
my Zero-G Money Shot desire! Sent in by: mkow
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| "EarthObservatory
- HurricaneIvan.jpg" you know... i bet all
those people who moved down to florida this year, are kicking themselves... Sent in by: _Spectre_
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| "ABCNews
- Meet the Anti-Sex in the City SuperHero"
ha! now this is great! take a read. Vigilante justice for all. Sent in by: DirectorSG
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| ha!
so i think my manager at work reads this or something, cuz shortly after
posting 'my exhuasted effort' yesterday, she came by my desk, and said
"Oh, uhm, you dont have to work tommorow... so you can take it
off if you want" Wheee! and now im sitting at home, in my boxers,
eating icecream infront of the TV.. .cre
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| "Nettavisen
- Man Cut Off His Legs, Demands Compensation"
bhaha! seriously, they should have let this guy bleed to death... This
sort of abuse of the legal system is getting out of hand, now keep in
mind, i could careless, since this happened on the other side of the
planet, but still, i still see stuff like this happening on this continent.
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| "Fake
Today - Super Size Me Sequel" *snicker* fake
news at its finest..
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| "Ananova
- Miniskirts Lead to Punishment for Brazillian Schoolgirls"
HEH, this is like every mans dream.. Punishing Young Brazillian Girl
who wear mini-skirts. Seriously. this is a fetish waiting to happen..
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| "APOD
- Genesis Mission Hard Impact" Followup: *Splat*..
check out that impact.. I'm surprized the heat shield on the top of
the craft actually survived the impact.. Pretty impressive i guess.
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| "eBay
- Custom Piles of Fake Poop" just incase you
wanted your own custom pile.... Sent in by: qSparky
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| "RatherGood
- Naughty Rude HedgeHogs" heh im sure i've
posted this before, and it still makes me giggle... but yeah, its prolly
not work safe, just based on the signing on content. so keep your speakers
low if yer at work, otherwise you should be fine. Sent in by: InterCityKity
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| "Wired
- Step Towards Universal Computing" great..
we're one step closer to making our own Matrix... Sent in by: mkow
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| Holy
crap. so a few of you know that im workin like a mad man these days,
i'm on my 19th straight day of work, and im completely exhausted.. Exhausted
to a point where coffee is losing its 'wake up punch' and extra strength
advil isnt curing my lack of sleep headaches. i'm only having 1 square
meal every 3days, and i'm working during the hours that the grocery
stores are open (i work 11hour days) so i'm down to the bare essentials
of eating. Thank god this will all be over in a week (day 25 is the
last day i'll be working before taking a break). Seriously, working
this much is a dumb idea.. .cre
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| "ComputerWorld
- Parallel Processing. Coming to a Desktop Near You" See
this is what im talking about. This whole Mhz wars between Intel and
AMD has just gotten out of hand.. They're both making up random numerical
names for their CPU's as to what Speed they should be.. ie, AMD 3200,
etc.. I know its just marketing, but when people are used to buying
an Intel 600mhz, and they're now buying an intel 3000ixcelmnop, they
expect 3Ghz... ah well, i hope this shit is as revolutionary as they
plan it to be..
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| "Ananova
- Stretching Out" k, this dude is freaking
me out...
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| "Nettavisen
- Studens Offer Sex for Housing" heh, any hot
norweigan bitches wanna come to toronto and live with me for free? Requirements:
Must have several other hot friends willing to engage in girl-on-girl
and girl-on-girl-on-guy sex.
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| "GameBiz
- Command and Conquer III" *jizz* C&C 3,
honestly, i dont think there was a better RTS made then C&C 1, it
had to be the greatest strategy game ever made. and now they're making
a third.. i cant wait.
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| "The
Register - Virus 'Talks' to Victims" i'm just
not quite sure what to say.. Looks like the turks cant write viruses... Sent in by: mkow
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| "International
Talk Like a Pirate Day - Pickup Lines" ghahah
"I'm 97% Chum Free!" ghahahh priceless Sent in by: _Spectre_
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| "Smurf
Name Generator" *snicker* i'm stanky smurf
:) Sent in by: InterCityKitty
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