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 "Times
of India - Monster Asteroid Flyby Excites Doomsters"
you know.. i think we're far overdue for a celestial disaster.. I cant
wait for the next one.. it should be a blast (no pun intended). 
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| "Physics
- Law Breaking Liquid Defies the Rules" This
part of france must be in the moons shadow or something, cuz this bizzaro
physics shiz shouldnt be happening. But yeah, im not quite sure what
they can use this stuff for.. Maybe for some sort of space age radation
shield on space crafts or something?
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"Wired
- The Hydrogen Gremlin" Alright heres an interesting
read for all you car / environmental nuts out there; the main part that
i want to emphasize is this.
Within two years, the team was testing their hydrogen-powered Gremlin on a chassis dynamometer -- a sort of treadmill for cars. Though the tests showed that the car could only travel 110 kilometers before it needed to be refueled, they also revealed that the car emitted slightly cleaner air than it took in. In other words, driving the car actually reversed pollution.So driving one of these guys could reverse global warming.... interesting...
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| "MSNBC
- BMW Unveils Worlds Fastest Hydrogen Car"
I gotta respect BMW for building a Hydrogen based V12 engine.. They're
taking the difficult path, while keeping with current production base
engine blocks; The easy way out would be to build a Wankle style rotary
engine, since those were practically meant to run hydrogen (as its intake/combustion/exhaust
chambers are actually on different sides of the motor, making it easy
to disapate heat.
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| "Clowing
4 Christ.com" oh my christ... What would jesus
do if he saw this? Sent in by: TomK
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| "Time
Magazine Loves Goatse" *Snicker* this is great. Sent in by: Perlandra
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| "ABCNews
- Mo. Man Legally Changes His Name to 'They'" im
not quite sure what to say about this.. 'They'... This dude is hurting
for attention... Sent in by: Mr. Furious
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| "CNN
- Car Wash Owner Buys David Koresh's Camaro"
I hate to say it, but that is a nice camaro...
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| "CapeCodOnline
- Great White Lingers, Experts Try to Guard it From Gawkers"
Damn, thats a pretty big shark.. But notice.. Sharks
Prefer Water owned by JF Kerry. heh
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| "Quad-City
Times - Gun Cabinet Locks No Match for Pen"
yup, all regular tubular/cylinder locks are going to have this issue,
aslong as the diameter is similar to the size as a pen casing..
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| "Grand
Theft Auto - San Andreas Movie" heh, i love
the dude who looks just like Easy-E.. he rules.
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| "ExpressIndia
- Beat Me Up Once a Week, Woman Asks Husband" lol
"please honey... only once a week..." honestly.. why does
this still happen? i thought beating women went out of style in the
50s? Sent in by: _Spectre_
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| "LandOverBaptist
- Penis-Shaped Talking Masturbation Teaching Toy Marketing to Pre-teen
Girls" *snicker* this is priceless Sent in by: InterCityKitty
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| "AusCert
- JPEG Exploit Proof of Concept" Windows Users,
Time to run windowsupdate. Sent in by: mkow
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| "Canada.com
- Quebec Man Killed in Head-on Crash While Having Sex Behind the Wheel"
Notice.. The quebecers would able to have sex, and not
crash, It was the OTHER car that veered into the Sexer's car. So besides
the fact that the male *Driver* of the sex car died (dont ask me to
explain how that was possible, as i cant even figure the logistics out
how the girl managed to live and the guy died....) having sex behind
the wheel isnt that bad...
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| "Ananova
- Spud Car is No Dud" alright this is kinda
cool, but i dunno; i dont trust biodegradable materials in anything
thats supposed to save my life.. Give me hard cold steel anyday.
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| "Midway
Arcade Treasures" oh my god.. Championship
Sprint, and Harddriving. i am so buying this..
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| "Aftenposten
- No Fine for Apple Peeling" Followup: Ah ha!
looks like they dropped this absurd case.
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| "TechWorld
- Microsoft Server Crash Nearly Causes 800-Plane Pileup"
lol, MS Servers at airports are required to be manually rebooted every
30days.. Talk about reliability.. Sent in by: mkow
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| "How
Many Would it Take.com" bhaha, now this is
funny. its like HotOrNot cept not lame heh. Sent in by: InterCityKitty
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| "1up
- The Sims2 Experience" as much as i hate The
Sims series, this looks pretty funny Sent in by: qSparky
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| "Nettavisen
- Man Acquitted of Peeling Apples" I tell ya,
these weapons charges are getting out of hand. I can see where this
could be a problem. like, if i was charging someone with a butter knife,
where it could be considered a weapon.. But hell, you can stab someone
with a straw... You dont see McDonalds getting charged with weapons
dealing do ya?
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| "Lycos.fr
- Super Ant" Damn. thats one strong ant..
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| "Total
Video Games - No HDD For New PS2" yeah i wondered
this myself.. Sony brings out slimmer PS2, its like the size of a VHS
Cassette; but my original suspiscions about the upgradeability of it,
looks to be correct. But i can see the import tuner crowd stuffing these
little bastards into the dashes' of their hondas and toyotas.
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| "Ananova
- Nightmare L-Test for Teenager" *snicker*
i just dont know what to say...
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| "ZeStuff
- I'm On Fire" nintendo for ever.. Sent in by: _Spectre_
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| "The
Star - Charges in Chainsaw Attack" heh, its
like hollywood, in a suburb of my hometown.. Kinda like Amityville,
only with more tweed sportscoats with leather elbow patches.... Sent in by: InterCityKitty
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| "Cyberniklas.de
- PongMechanik" alright, this is cool.. Sent in by: mkow
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| "MyHighHorse
- The 8500 Calorie Manwhich" Holy crap, i've
made some manwiches in the past, but nothing this big. this is a heart
attack waiting to happen. I feer this guy...
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| "Yahoo
- Pioneer Adult Filmmaker Russ Meyer Dies" :(
<3 Russ Meyer.. he was a genius of the small (big titted) screen
..
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| "Ananova
- Sextuplets Shock for Woman" Damn.. gotta
love russian hospitals... "Oh you'll only have 4kids... Ooops!
i meant to say 6... durr..." But seriously. giving birth to 6 kids,
weighing upto 3.9lbs, thats alotta kids... this woman must have been
the size of a small bus..
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| "Eurogamer
- Sony Drops Online from Gran Turismo 4" What
the crap.. Whos bright idea was this? After i bought my xbox, i said
"I wont play my ps2 until GT4 comes out and i can race online with
my buddies..." But from what it looks like is, i wont be buying
GT4 now. (well ofcourse i say that, but im sure i will end up buying
it later on...)
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| "eBay
- Enimem Used Condom Wrapper" oh man, i love
these auctions with a story to tell, they're so great! Sent in by: InterCityKitty
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| "Byron
Leftwich Official Homepage" and who says all
football players are dumb and cant make websites... *Snicker* Sent in by: InMotive
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| "Engadget
- Borg My Little Pony" durr... im just not
quite sure what to say.. Sent in by: _Spectre_
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| "IllWillPress
- Tech Support" lol this is what happens when
you outsource your techsupport :)
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| "CapeCodOnline
- Red Gem Mystery" Alright now heres an interesting
story.. Too bad the stones turned out to be fake..
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| "HomestarRunner
- StrongBad, Cubeland" heh strongbad rules
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| "The
ToyChest - Alien Vs. Predator Plushies" wooo!
and theres more.. click here.
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| "WebMilhouse
- Home Computer of the Future" wow, it looks
like RAND Computer Corp. Really wanted people to play driving simulators...
why else would they strap 2 steering wheels to their computer of the
future.... Sent in by: _Spectre_
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| "The
Sun Machine - Masturbation Device" *snicker*
i'm sure i've posted this before, and its kinda not work safe, since
it features a rubber dong. but its still funny Sent in by: InterCityKitty
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| "LeftCorner
- Confessions of a Star Wars Galaxy's Programmer"
bhhaah now this is comedy! Sent in by: KenMac
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| "Palisades
Toys - Alien vs. Predator Plushies" coolest
shit ever.
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| "eBay
- John Carmack's Ferarri" heh this is a great
car and everything.. But i read an article on Carmacks 1000hp Ferrari,
and it was actually slower in 0-60 then a stock ferrari.. Now that doesnt
mean that this is a slouch; cuz in 60-120mph its like 3x faster.. so
this would be more of a gaming collectors peice then a supercar..
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| "Whatever
- Land O Lakes Hooters Fest" durr, i think
i've posted this before..
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| "Wired
- Los Alamos to Remove Nukes" Alright, now
this is an interesting article.... Take a read.. and ask yourself 'why?'
Well, it looks like the keys to one of the labs was missing for more
then half a day.. before anyone even noticed.. kinda embarassing right?
I wonder what they're not telling us...
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| "aBum
- Creative Synth Instructions" "...this
is rock and roll..." bhahah, this is genius make sure you got sound
and its cranked cuz this little oriental dude rules. Sent in by: _Spectre_
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| "The
Sun Machine - Hummer Transformer" atleast the
guys over at GM know that transformers are the coolest toys ever. Sent in by: InterCityKitty
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| "Build
a Wash Tub Bass and Start Playing BlueGrass in Minutes"
just incase you wanted to make a washtub bass......... Sent in by: Wolf-
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| "BBCNews
- New Mars Data Gives Life Clue" you know,
as much as i believe in the exploration of space, i think NASA is just
wasting money, they should stop sending these billion dollar probes
to mars, and just break down and send a real manned mission to the red
planet, to get real data over a series of days instead of these "snapshots
from space". anyone can conject what sort of things may be generating
this methane, but it could just be from the breaking down of rocks,
or the heating/cooling of said rocks.
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| "FreedomUnderground
- Pentagon Video" i know we've heard it all
before, but its still neato. and the dustbrothers soundtrack rules..
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| "Ananova
- Canadian Man Phones Family During Funeral"
heh, now thats gotta be uncomfortable for the person who identified
the body..
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| "LiveJournal
- My Partner in Slime" i cant believe communities
like this exist...
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| "eBay
- HAL 9000 From the Movie '2001 a Space Odyssey'"
ho ho ho ho, imagine having this sitting next to your TV. That would
be so awesome. Sent in by: DirectorSG
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| "Truthout
- Scamming the Media, Parlock Style" HA HA!
Followup: Looks like that story about the Bush/Cheney Supporter, having
his daughters sign ripped up was a farse. This just goes to show ya,
you cant believe everything the media tells ya. Sent in by: Perlandra
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| "Brunching
- Alanis Morissette Lyric Generator" *snicker*
now this is comedy Sent in by: InterCityKitty
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| "Excite
- Klashnikov Vodka" yeah see, he's doing this,
cuz the Russian Government confiscated the rights to producing the gun
shortly after it was concieved. Then the USSR sold the rights to making
AK-47's to the chinese and the chinese flooded the market with them,
so here was left Mikhail, with only a famous name to gloat about. looks
like he's finally fed up, and he's using his name to market some booze.
Hell if i can buy it in a liquor store, i'll give it a shot.
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| "CapeCod
- School Dealing with Hazing Consequences"
i have no problems with hazing, its this unsupervised hazing that i
dont stand for.. Where people who are injured are told not to seek assistance.
But i must say that this kid must have had a weak body, or a nearly
busted spleen to begin with.. I've gotten beat up pretty good before,
and never had anything serious happen to me.
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| "Nettavisen
- Atleast 17 Dead from Using New Birth Control Patch" Hrmm,
i wonder why N.America hasnt heard about this yet?
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| "ABCNews
- Which is Worse: Hurricanes or Tornadoes"
this is a no brainer.. but its got alot of cool facts in it about both,
Hurricanes and Tornadoes..
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| "Ugly
Dress.com - Bridesmaid Dresses from Hell" i've
posted this before, but theyve updated since.. Sent in by: Wolf-
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| "Wired
- Twist a Pen, Open a Lock" Followup, With
Pictures :) Just incase anyone needed a new bike :) Sent in by: _Spectre_
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| "The
Register - Readers Name BSA Antipiracy Weasel"
*snicker* Warez the Weasel.. I kinda like Baron Von Robber Rodent tho
:( Sent in by: qSparky
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