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 "MarsToday
- New Propulsion Concept Could Make 90Day Mars Round Trip"
now this is a good idea. take those huge fuel tanks, and propulsion
jets off the space craft, to make them lighter and more nimble, and
have the propulsion unit stationary in orbit.. Not a shabby idea. but
yeah, they would definatly need another propulsion unit to slow the
space craft down so it doesnt blow past mars. 
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| "The
Register - How to Kill a Website With One Email"
yeah its amazing how quickly a hosting company will pull a site down
when you threaten them with a lawsuit
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| "Mr
and MRs Wheatly - Cunning Stunt" heh cute..
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| "Scol.com.cn
- Toilet Candy" does anyone else find it disturbing
that in china they're trying to market candies that promote eating from
a 'toilet' to kids.. I can see this going horribly wrong when these
kids grow up, foraging for candy in toilets..
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| "SFGate
- GOP Senate Candidate in Oklahoma Speaks of Rampant Lesbianism in Schools"
you know.. i would like to goto a school, that has 'rampant' lesbianism..
i think it would be a good learning experience. Sent in by: _Spectre_
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| "Mist
or Ghost" heh i think i've posted this before.
make sure yer volume is a little low heh.. Sent in by: Brill
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| "Vampire
Bat - AC130 and Jets.wmv" alright, anyone who
knows anything about the modern US military knows about the AC130, anyway,
i like how in the beginning of the movie, the AC130 is just playing
with the dudes on foot, just firing round after round all over these
guys. Sent in by: qSparky
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| "NewScientist
- Sleepwalking Woman Had Sex With Strangers"
bhahah, oh yeah thats the oldest lie in the book.. When your spouse
discovers you having sex with someone else "OH WHAT WHAT? I JUST
WOKE UP.. WHO IS THIS PERSON THAT IM HUMPING? WHATS GOING ON?"
that would never work..
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| "MetroNews
- Photo ID Now Required to Buy, Rent Games in Canada"
Thank you.. Now all you dumbass parents can stop blaming video game
companies for making games that make your kids want to kill themselves/others.
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| "Broadband
Reports - Google Desktop Privacy" lol! "Its
not a bug, its a Feature!" gotta love google.
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| "Wired
- NASA Pinpoints Cause of Crash" ***NewsFlash:
This just in.. NASA sucks!*** |
| "AZCentral
- Drive-By Hackers Get Residents' Hackles Up"
sniffing other peoples wireless networks is going to be the next national
pasttime, i can tell. Sent in by: mkow
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| "BMWQuebec
- Chrome Painted M3" ok, this is the coolest
shit ever.. Next car i build, will definately have a paintjob like this.. Sent in by: Tristan
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| "FlowGo
- The Presidential Horror Show" oh god.. sound
is required.. Sent in by: Wolf-
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| "BoingBoing.net
- Starwars Kid Cameo in New Tony Hawk Game"
heh, yeah i've seen it, and im sure this kid still wants to commit suicide
after this :)
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| "Wired
- People are Human-Bacteria Hybrid" if you've
ever been grossed out by the stuff underneith your finger nails, yer
sure to be grossed out after reading this :)
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| "Ananova
- Girl, 14, Destroys Cash Machine" lol, forget
those 7yr old vietnamese boys, these young Ukrainian girls are the ones
to watch out for.. and people say nothing good came out of chernybol...
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| "Eurogamer
- Microsoft Slams Halo2 Leak" sux2b microsoft.
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| "MSNBC
- Romanian Cuts Off Penis; Dog Eats It" just
the thought of losing my penis makes me cringe. Sent in by: mkow
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| "eBay
- Hummer War Sticker" *snicker* Sent in by: CytezenJ
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| "Canal69
- CarSex" k this is prolly not worksafe, but
its hilarious Sent in by: _Spectre_
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| "Reuters
- Man Fights Off Repossessor with Chainsaw" *snicker*
old german dudes rule..
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| "Yahoo
Photos - Tennis 'Ball' Boy" bhaha, this is
the coolest kid on the planet.
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| "Cnet
- Is That a Media PC or an End Table?" See
this kinda looks cool, but i still think it would look ugly sitting
next to my tv...
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| "Ananova
- Female Gorilla Turns out to be a Boy" You
know.. in my work, i dont have to identify monkey genitals, but if i
was to make a complete blunder like this, i know i'd lose my job.. Honestly,
these berliner's should focus less on eating each others poo, and more
on their monkey genitals..
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| "JapanTimes
- Toilet Gadget Helps Bathroom Bashful" heh
did i post this already? Sent in by: _Spectre_
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| "TrustedReviews
- IBM Biometric Laptop Scanners" interesting... Sent in by: mkow
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| "eBay
- Atari/NES/SNES/N64/Sega/PS2 Game Lot" yowzers,
now thats a lotta console junk.. Sent in by: Wolf-
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| "Xbox
Advanced - Voodoo PC Launches VIBE Xbox eXtender"
durrr... look at the specs... i swear this must be a typo.. 1.6Terrabytes
of storage? in a set-top box? i dont think so..
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| "Ananova
- Passenger Picked the Wrong Flight to Get Drunk on"
*snicker* yeah, the british police rugby team..... these have to be
some ugly dudes..
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| "eBay
- StarWars Boba Fett Full Costume" as much
as i hate starwars, this is a pretty good quality costume..
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| "Aftenposten
- Possible Lead in Munch Robbery" What the
hell? does this make sense to anyone else?some farmerdude allows some
criminals to park their audi's on his property, the criminals cars
come and go occasionally, and the farmer doesnt think anything of
it? Is this a common thing in norway??
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| "Elite
Designers.org - Designers Against Ikea" ha!
take a look at the commercials against Ikea :) pretty funny stuff, Quicktime
required. Sent in by: Mr. Furious
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| "Vader
Maker Australia - Cod Piece" just to follow
with the strange starwars costume theme of this month.. Heres how you
make Darth Vaders Cod Piece... just incase you wanted to know.... Sent in by: TomK
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| "Bloomberg
- AT&T Tests Linux to Replaced Microsoft Windows on 70,000 PC's"
damn.. i'd hate to be on the rollout/support staff of this migration.
just imagine all the dumb questions the users would have.. Sent in by: mkow
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| "ibm.com
- Secure Programmer Preventing Race Conditions"
now heres an interesting article about Linux hax0ring.
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| "BBCNews
- US Seizes Independent Media Sites" hrmm,
i've said it before.. Big Brother is coming, and he's laying down some
international smack-down..
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| "Ananova
- Erotic Fair to Go Ahead with Sex Championship"
oh dear god... just imagine if you were the 760th guy humpin that chick...
it would be like having sex with a bleeding tubesock.... *shudder*
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| "CNN
- U.S. Wins Gold At World Cyber Games" Damn..
people still play counterstrike?
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| "TomsHardware
- Bluetooth Vulnerabilities" oh god.. scroll
down to see the guy with the "sniper rifle".. These guys give
geeks a bad name.. Sent in by: qSparky
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| "SFGate
- Air Force Pursuing Antimatter Weapons" HEH,
everytime i read about some new weapon, or new suit of armor that the
US is researching/making, it really makes me glad that they're our ally..
cuz this is pure startrek shizz.. Sent in by: mkow
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| "Keenaschips
- The Rainbow Plucking Orgy" did i post this
before? its hilarious Sent in by: Re/Module
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| "REDNova
- Astronomer Demostrates a Global Internet Telescope"
alright, this is cool for 2 reasons, #1, supernova's are cool, #2, Grid
computing or Parallel Virtual Computing over the internet is way cool.
I've always wanted to build a video rendering cluster over tcpip, but
i've never gotten a chance to make it happen (have too many things on
the go :\) but yeah, take a read, its neato stuff.
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| "Ananova
- Nude Bush Painting 'unsuitable'" *snicker*
who painted that? some 10yr old kid? how can that be classified as art?
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| "eBay
- Authentic Prototype StormTrooper Helmet"
just incase you wanted to support george lucas more then you already
are....
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| "BBCnews
- Fable Creator Explains Online Apology" ha!
now this is interesting. Ive never heard of any game creator actually
apologizing for a game.. Hell not even epic has apologized for Duke
Nukem.
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| "Jay
Maynard's TRON Costume" some people shouldnt
wear spandex.. Sent in by: Nitro
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| "LiveJournal
- Tongodeon - I Goatse'd Ron Jeremy" bhah!
this dude rules.. Sent in by: Tristan
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| "TwoFacesofBush.com"
oh my.. why would anyone vote for bush after these blunders.. Sent in by: mkow
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