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 whee!
Happy Halloween!.cre  
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| "JoyStiq
- City of Heroes Meets Halloween" why am i
strangely arroused by this?
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| "Aftenposten
- German Claims to Have Voted in US Election"
bhaha, voting when yer not a citizen is a pretty big deal.. This guy's
in some serious trouble.
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| "Ananova
- Chernobyl Turned SweetCorn into M&Ms"
and they say radiation is bad for you.. I say anything that turns corn
into candy cant be harmful for you. Seriously though, if yer planting
crops near the nuclear disaster area of Chernobyl, dont you think you
should be a little suspicious when yer food starts changing color and
tasting completely different?
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| "Ohio.Gov
- Police Crash.wmv" damn. check this out. Sent in by: Wolf-
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| "The
Accidental Video Game Porn Archive" heh i think
i've posted this before, atleast some of these seem vaguely familar..
but yeah, theres some good ones in here. Sent in by: InterCityKitty
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| "CNN
- Man Says Live Wire in Bath Was to Save Marriage"
bhahah! yeah when i try to kill my gf, its cuz im "trying to save
our relationship" Sent in by: mkow
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| "The
Wave Mag - Dorkstorm : The Annihilation" ha!
This is explains why vampirefags are nerds..
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| "Aftenposten
- Drunk Tanker Nabbed Off Bergen" Durr.. ok.
so when i was completely sober, drive up i95 from NY to Toronto a few
years ago, i was doing 85mph in a 60, and i got a ticket for 700$usd.
Now agreed, i could have been endangering my life, and the life of people
around me, but im a careful driver at excessive speeds.. BUT! apparently
if i was driving a tanker full of crude oil in waters off norway, completely
hammered, i'd get the same fine... somethings wrong there..
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| "Ananova
- Fat Policemen Ordered to Diet" ha! no wonder
why crime is so bad in mexico.. The cops are too tubby to do anything
about it.
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| "ChucksTrucks
- School Bus 2003" i just dont know what it
is.. but theres something so cool about a monster school bus. If i had
a school bus, i'd make it a monster truck.. totally.. Sent in by: Usteppin
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| "LiquidGeneration
- Linsay Lohan Boob Song" did i post this already?
she really does have fantastic fake titties... Sent in by: InterCityKitty
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| "RollingStone
- Ashlee Simpson - Caught LipSyncing" followup:
NEWSFLASH: This just in.. Ashlee Simpson Sux! Sent in by: Kayvan
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| "Wired
- Rat Neurons Flying Simulated F-22" ok, now
this is fucken rad, brain tissue 'learning' how to fly. Sent in by: (everyone) thanks guys
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| "BBCNews
- Humans 'Will Live to Age of 150'" yeah, see,
its easy to say this now... cuz anyone who's saying this, will easily
be dead by then, and not held accountable when this prediction doesnt
come true.
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| "GhostTown
- KiddofSpeed" hrmm heres an interesting article
about chernobyl and the roads around it.. Kinda makes me wanna try to
hit a landspeed record up there.. cept theres that cost of shipping
my car from canada to the ukraine... heh
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| "All
Hail The Glory of the Hypnotoad" heh, i dunno
why.. but this makes me giggle a bit..
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| "TheSmokingGun
- Kobe Bryant's Police Interview" holy crapballs,
how do people turn into these monsters? I'll be the first to admit it..
im an asshole, but i dont think im even capable of doing stuff like
this.. Sent in by: Wolf-
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| "Conan
- India Call Centre.wmv" *snicker* conan rules.. Sent in by: _Spectre_
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| "CollegeHumor
- SNL - Ashlee Simpsons Lipsync Failure" bhahah,
yeah seriously now.. when yer gonna pull a lipsync on national tv, you
should atleast know the songs yer gonna try to lipsync to first.. Also
see here,
its her apology at the end of the show. Sent in by: InterCityKitty
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| "eBaumsworld
- Florida Voting Machine" k this is mildly
amusing..
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| "Ananova
- Pupils Flooded School, to Avoid Exam" hahah,
i admit, ive thought of some pretty hair-brained ideas to get out of
taking highschool exams, but nothing this dumb.. 500,000$ dollars damage
just to postpone an exam.. they would have been better to call in a
bomb threat. |
| "Bangedup.com
- I Am Very Sorry I Came On Your Face.wmv"
k, as you can guess from the title, this is NOT WORK SAFE.. and clearly
this is one of the hazards of working in a gangbang porn, when your
male co-star is a moron..
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| "BBCNews
- Radical Fabric is One Atom Thick" OoOoooOoo
Next generation silicon is on its way.
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| "Harry
Shearer - Found Object" heh, theres some good
stuff in here, i like the Bill Gates "We Fucked Up" video. Sent in by: Wolf-
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| "Jane-Finch.com
- Videos" ghaha. followup from a few weeks
back.. Seriously, the links that actually work on this page, are HILARIOUS! Sent in by: _Spectre_
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| "This
Is a Cry for Help - Name Generator" apparently,
I'm 'The Blessed Piss". I dont get it.. Sent in by: Re/Module
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| "NewScientist
- Mars Rover Enjoys Mysterious Power Boost"
you think they would have put a fan or something on the 'Tool arm' to
blow the dust off the panels or something.. Once again, nasa fails..
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| "CNN
- Ads Insinuated into Video Games" i'd be a
fan of this, if it would help drop the price of video games.. but it
doesnt, instead its just a cash grab for video game manufacturers; which
totally pisses me off.
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| "eBay
- Promise Ultra100 Card of Death!" You know,
as much as i love promise cards, i've had two of these (similar cards)
do the same crap to me. i dunno what itis, but quality control over
at promise has to get better..
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| "Daimyo
- BSOD" Heh, theres a few good ones on here,
that i havnt seen before.
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| "CNN
- FlatScreen TV Emits International Distress Signal"
*snicker* go Toshiba! but they could use this as a marketing gimick,
showing guys climbing mountains in the himalaya's without their sherpa's,
and a Toshiba TV strapped to their backs, just incase of emergency.. Sent in by: Wolf-
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| "MudHut.co.uk
- Coldcut vs TV Sheriff: Revolution World of Evil" oh
yeah! with the election nearing you'll be seeing more of these movies,
and frankly i think they're great! Sent in by: Perlandra
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| "Christopher
Reeve Was an Asshole" i hate to say it.. but
this guy does make some good points... Sent in by: qSparky
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| "CNN
- Jolie Named Esquire's Sexiest Woman" indeed,
she is a fine piece of ass.. but i ask.. Why did she get cast in the
role of the skycaptain's fling with an eyepatch? dumbest move ever..
she has 2 very pretty eyes.. cast her in roles where 2 eyes are required
damnit.
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| "Stuff.co.nz
- Monster Sunfish Washes up Near Farewell Spit"
Holy shitballs. ive never seen a sunfish this big..
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| "MSNBC
- Love-Making British Couple Sparks Emergency"
oh yeah, this has to be one of the problems with the 'Emergency 999'
phone number in the UK. if you accidently tap the 9 button 3 times,
all of a sudden yer having an emergency..
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| "eBay
- 2 Invitations to a Wedding I don't Want to goto" *snicker*
no here's a good idea if ive ever heard of one. Selling wedding invites,
hell i should start doing this, i could make a fortune on all the people
i dont like.
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| "The
Silence of the Domes" Wow, John Edwards is
really anal about his hair.. I had no idea... Now this isnt a bad thing..
being a perfectionist is an important thing.. but i dont think anyone
had any idea about this before now :) Sent in by: Wolf-
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| "The
Best Page In The Internet - Websense" ha! so
much for a free internet. Sent in by: Ranma
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| "News
Miner - Wired Moose" uh yeah, this is kinda
hard to believe.. Sent in by: mkow
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| "Ananova
- Nicholson Ate Apple Pie Between Love Making Bouts" hohohoo!
yup, some of us can really 'go all night' and yes, i've had to stop
before for an 'intermission snack' before. Usually a sandwich, or a
big glass of juice depending. but never a whole apple pie.
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| "NewsIsFree
- Boston Police Accept 'Full Responsiblity' in Death of Red Sox Fan"
these 'less then lethal' weapons certainly are proving pretty lethal..
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| "Aftenposten
- Doctor Suspected of Dissolving Wife" Durrr..
this just goes to show you.. Never trust the dutch! heh
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| "enGadget
- Hacked by an iPod" *snicker* go apple! iPod
owns j00 ;)
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| "SeattlePI
- 3 State Utilities May Offer Internet Via Powerlines" uhm...
i dont know about the rest of you, but anyone who's been hit by a power
surge/spike/etc knows how flimsy your electronic equipment is.. I cant
see plugging a non conditioned power source into my computer, even into
a 'nic'.. Sure this may be a great idea and everything, but its going
to be a marketing nightmare.. Sent in by: Ranma
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| "CNN
- Shatner Aims for 'Real Star Trek'" oh my
god... if he makes it to space, he MUST bring his old federation captain
uniform.. that would be hilarious! Sent in by: Year Lee
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| "l33tify
your Url - whacked.technine.net" heh remove
my url and punch in like cnn or something.. just incase you wanted to
confuse your neighbours. Sent in by: _Spectre_
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| "Excite
- Driver Fined for Cramming a Pony in Hatchback"
bhaha i saw the image of this floating around the internet last week,
and i thought it was a clever photoshop, but indeed, its not. its real..
Kinda scary..
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| "ABCNews
- Japan 2005 Expo to Display Frozen Wolly Mammoth"
interesting..
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| "Ananova
- School Demands Proof of Virginity from Girls"
Durrr.. how can you prove virginity?
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| "Wired
- CherryOS Not BS, Author" hrmm... Not BS eh?....
This remains to be seen.
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| "TheRegister
- Corel Snaps Up Jasc" oh god.. we all know
corels track record with fucking things up.. here goes another perfectly
good company down the tubes.. Sent in by: Wolf-
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| "Cnet
- Australia Vulnerable to Korean Hacking Army"
KEKE Korean hax0rs unite! Sent in by: qSparky
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| "Dress
Maynard" durr.. just incase you ever wanted
to dress up maynard in a bra and panties..... Sent in by: Kayvan
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| "EnGadget
- Xbox Live Extender Kit" heh, ok, so lets
see Microsofts logic behind this.. a user can go out and buy a mod chip
and install it himself for like 60$usd (and thats a good mod chip, not
one of these cheapo korean knock-offs), and stream movies/mp3s/etc from
their home networks, play any region DVD movies and games for free..
But.. apparently, MS thinks that you could pay 80$usd for a software
pack, and 12$/month for Xbox live instead.. Clearly MS is taking a revolutionary
step forward in marketing.......
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| "CNN
- Don'T Fool With Swedish Gaming Girls" theres
something strangely erotic about girls who play video game.. i cant
explain it.. i just wanna hump them all.
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| "Ananova
- Newcastle Brown Ale to Carry Health Warning"
oh god.. dont ruin our beer bottles with these "Drinking me can
hurt you..." ads. Everyone knows that drinking/smoking/doing anything
fun, can hurt you, its a given. Seriously, i cant wait for them to start
making cars out of nerf and stuff to protect pedestrians.. oh wait..
they already started doing that..
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| "Nettavisen
- 'Sweden Has No Army' Says Bush" bhaha, Yeah,
no army.. way to go bushy!
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| "Gamespot
- Pirated Version of Halo 2 Widely Available Online" heh,
this has to sting. i cant wait to see how MS reacts to this; well actually,
they'll prolly just make their games 'call home' when they load or something,
but yeah, sux2b MS Sent in by: qSparky
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| "TorontoNews
- Broken Glass is a Kid Booby-Trap" didnt i
already post this? Sent in by: Usteppin
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| "NewScientist
- World's Pollution Hotspot Revealed from Space"
really? china's bad for the environment? i never would have guessed,
these guys have tire burning festivals that last year round, and Aerosol
Can collecting is rampant. Frankly, i think we should ship all our hippy
ass tree huggers over to china to 'teach them a lesson'. Well, really,
i just want to see all those tree huggers get treated like tibet heh. Sent in by: mkow
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| "Stile
Project - Kid Playing Doom in the Dark" k now
because this is stileproject, you may not wanna click it if yer at work
(cuz of all the porn banners) anyway, check it out, its pretty funny
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| "CNN
- Chinese Satellite Part Hits House" GO CHINA!
and i thought NASA was bad...
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| "PhotoBucket
- Monkey Steals Peach" i'm not quite sure what
to say about this... Turning ninja's into perverts..
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| "IllWillPress
- Jiggly Butt" bhahahahah
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| "Play.com
- Gentlemen's Ballscratcher" *snicker* i think
the 'palm' of this ball scratcher should be 'cupped' more.. but thats
just my opinion Sent in by: TomK
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| "Jinx
- Hacker/Nerd/Geek Shirts - l33tness" some
of these are pretty good, next time i need some geek shirts i'll definately
be knocking on these guys door.. Sent in by: Mr. Furious
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| "DadsHome.swf"
this is the greatest flash movie ever... Sent in by: mkow
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