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 "Nettavisen
- TombStone Killed 4-Year Old Girl" ok, as
much as this isnt funny, The irony of being a symbol of life (a young
girl in the peak of innocence) being killed by a symbol of death.. i'm
laughing on the inside. 
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| "Ananova
- Saddam's Left Leg for Sale" alright, now
this would be cool to have sitting in your living room. but at 300kilo's
it would be a bitch to move when you have to vaccuum under it.
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| "Canada
- Trick-or-Treaters in Saskatoon Surprised to get Better From Neighbourhood
House" *Snicker* i wish my neighbours were
like this.. i'd trick or treat every night.
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| "CapeCod
- Girl with Rare Disease Doesn't Know Pain"
you'd think the US Military would be interested in this girls Genes
so they can make super soldiers who dont feel pain; universal soldier
styles.
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| "FunRoll-Loops.org
- Gentoo is Rice" *snicker* Rice Linux! Sent in by: Wolf-
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| "Inside
Racing - Auto Race Organizers Told to Pay Over Fiery Crash"
damn! take a read to that.. This dude got ripped off..
not only did his ass get cooked in his race car.. they only paid 800k$usd...
Sent in by: `Nemesis
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| "GameDaily
- Multi-Publisher Legal War Looms Over 3-D Patent"
ha! fighting a patent over rendering a spherical object. This is worse
then trying to patent the internet. Sent in by: mkow
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| "BBCNews
- Concerns of Windows ATM's" *Snicker* yeah,
i've seen virus's run amok on Windows based Kiosks, i'd hate to see
them travel on cash machines.
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| "Excite
- Carlin's Book Gets the Boot from Walmart"
seriously, you can buy safari magnum bullets online at walmarts website,
but you cant buy a book written by George Carlin, or Jon Stewart.. Seriously..
why do people shop at walmart? I can honestly say i havnt purchased
anything from walmart in 6years. and im proud.
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| "eBay
- Vulcan Bomber XL391" just incase anyone wants
to piss off their neighbours
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| "Pokia,
Custom Cellphone Handsets" alright, this is
pretty cool, but i dont think i'd ever bother to get one.
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| "DigiBarn
- Maze War 30 Year Retrospective" why have
i never heard of this game before? i wonder if i can find this for Emulators
anywhere.. Sent in by: mkow
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| "Slashdot
- Caller ID Spoofing for the Masses" oh god..
i cant wait for the panic this causes... Sent in by: Wolf-
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| "Mid-Day
- I Have a Toothbrush In My Stomach" how on
earth can you swallow a 7inch toothbrush? Sent in by: _Spectre_
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| "ABCNews
- 'Weightless Wonder' Makes Final Flight" mmm
285 Gallons of vomit. i wonder how many lbs of sawdust had to be used?
heh
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| "CapeCodOnline
- Nine Marines Killed in Iraq" Damn. take a
read to this, i feel sorry for these american troops over there, trying
to 'free' a nation that hates them.
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| "CNN
- Cassini Finds Evidence Titan May be Geologically Alive"
again.. who can trust nasa.. Last year, during budget time, they said
that life may exist on the ice poles on mars.. Which they found no evidence
of after they got funding.. Now they say that Titan may have life, but
they wont know for another 3years.. Oh and look again, its 4th quarter..
Gee could they be setting themselves up for another huge budget increase?
we shall see.
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| "Doom
Pumpkins" ok, these dudes are cool in my books.
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| "CoorsLight
- Beer Counting Game" heh, get yer friends
at work with this one.. if yer gonna try it yerself, make sure yer volume
is kinda low. Sent in by: Usteppin
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| "5Minutes
Online - Wendy's Grill Skill.mov" *snicker*
this is way better then the 'dont copy that floppy' video. Sent in by: DirectorSG
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| "Mucho
Sucko - How to Overclock Your Toothbrush" ha!
and who says techTV isnt funny Sent in by: Kayvan
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| "The
Register - Gmail Accounts 'Wide Open to Exploit' -report"
wow. looks like gmail accounts are being attacked by cookie monsters..
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| "OK
Cupid - Racer or Ricer" Wow, i scored -16%,
apparently i like to play gran turismo 3 :)
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| "RetroJunk
- Super Mario Brothers 2 Time Attack" Damn.
this dude knows mario 2 really well. but he takes full advantage of
all the secret warps, so thats cool
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| "Ananova
- Bin Laden Video Admits 9/11 Attack" Uhm..
Bin Laden says that he plotted these attacks to 'regain the freedom
of his country'... since when was Afghanistan free? Free from what?
The Russians? If they're angry about that, shouldnt they be attacking
russia? anyway Afghanistan is almost as bad as communist china.. if
you do something the gov't doesnt like, you'll get run over by a tank..
But yeah, seriously why bother admitting, it, we all know that he did
it; its like Farting in an elevator of 2 people, and then the person
who farted admits it 3years later.
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| "The
Carolina Channel - Man Shoots, Kills Intruder in Powdersville"
damn straight. if you dont protect your home, who will? Sent in by: Wolf-
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| "TheStranger
- 2004's Scariest Halloween Costume" bhah!
too bad i didnt see these before halloween, cuz these are great! Sent in by: _Spectre_
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| "WordIQ
- Brfxxccxxmnpcccclllmmnprxvclmnckssqlbb11116"
if i was this kid.. i'd kill my parents.. Sent in by: InterCityKitty
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| "Ill
Will Press - Amityville Toaster" Honestly,
i dont think Foamy has ever let me down.. There have been some online
cartoons/flash sites that have been really funny for along time but
just turned into mindless blatherings *cough*jerkcity*cough*
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| "Nintendo
to Sue Suicide Girls" *snicker* k read that
first, then read
this. and if yer NOT at work, read
this (cuz this last one isnt work safe)
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| "White
Ninja Comics - Pig" bhah!
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| "NBC5
- Police Accused of Firing Taser at Pregnant Bride"
damn... im surprized black people everywhere arnt rioting over this
one.. Sent in by: Wolf-
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| "NewYork
Post - Played to the Hilton" wooo Simple Life
3 wooo! Sent in by: InterCityKitty
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| "NewScientist
- US Scientist Enjoy Big Bandwidth Boost" seriously..
10gigabits/s... nerds in the US rejoice.. Sent in by: mkow
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| ok,
so it appears that im too much of a nice guy, some fucken people are
just walkin all over me; no more. this far no further. no more mr. niceguy. .cre
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| "Ananova
- Germans Invent Pork, Sauerkraut and Beer Diet"
oh my christ. i think im gonna be sick... You know, i can eat while
watching johnny knoxville puke up 8gallons of milk, i can hold my hold
my lunch down, while watching someone drink their own puke.. but the
thought of eating pork knuckles and sauerkraut, makes me feel ill.
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| "Forbes
- Drunken Bees Act Like Buzzed Humans" *snicker*
now if they had pictures of little fat honey bee's doing shots, i would
be pissing myself laughing.
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| "Reuters
- Xbox Owner Sues Over Defective Disk Drives"
ha! this should be interesting.. I wouldnt mind having my drive replaced
with a better one heh.
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| "Revolution
OS.com" dear god.. this sounds like some right-wing
linux loving circle jerk. i'll have to rent this or something just to
see how bad it is.. Sent in by: Wolf-
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| "Slap
the Candidate.com" alright, this is kinda funny..
heh Sent in by: InterCityKitty
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| "Internet
Vets for Truth.org" ugh, im getting tired of
all this presidential crap, i think im just gonna hold my breath till
its over. Sent in by: mkow
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| "Sudhian
Media - Mushkin and MSI Dont mix" Alright this
one is really for geeks only. Anyone whos familar with overclocking
or bios options should take a read to this, incase yer planning on pairing
these 2 manufactures up in an upgrade the future.
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| "Ananova
- Children Banned from Wearing Scary Outfits"
*snicker* this is the most rediculous thing ive heard all day.
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| "SomethingAwful
- Bug Attack" heh, some of these are pretty
well done.
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| "BBCNews
- Thailands Deadly Protest" Holy shizballs,
take a read to this, Honestly, if your country doesnt care about its
people, its probably not a good idea to protest..
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| "SuperShadow
- Star Wars Episode 3 Revenge of the Sith Story Summary" excellent,
now i dont need to give george lucas anymore money.. Sent in by: DCJoeDog
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| "Papa
Smurf is a Communist" i'm not sure if ive posted
this before, but i always said that the smurfs were a little communial
to be capitalists.. Sent in by: DirectorSG
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