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 "ABCNews
- Doctor Discovers Orgasmatron" ha! Remember
Orgasmo?, "Its the Orgasmoraider~" 
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| "Wired
- An Eye on Movie Theatre Pirates" Hrmm now
here are some good ideas, but the photo flash one could easily be diffused
by an angular piece of glass sitting infront of the camera, lense, to
deflect the pulse of light in a different direction, so that it couldnt
be seen by the anti-pirate camera.
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| "Yahoo
- Rhino XXX Sex fest" *snicker*
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| "Excite
- Stage Sex Man Shocks Court Again" Followup:
lol, remember awhile ago that i posted a link about a couple having
sex onstage during a death metal concert in Norway, anyway, looks like
the nudey dude loves showing off his nekkid body in public, as he appears
to be flashing his penis off to anyone who will give him an audience.
also see
here.
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| "NYNewsDay
- PA Investigating Ground Zero Suicide" heh,
man upset by GWBush's election, he kills himself at ground zero.. how
symbolic. Sent in by: Wolf-
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| "Ananova
- Liver Pills Turn Black Man White" drugs are
bad, mmmk? Sent in by: Usteppin
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| "Sabrina.jp
- Now2.wmv" followup: oh god.. it gets worse. Sent in by: InterCityKitty
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| "Aftenposten
- Runways Can Yield More Explosives" Buh. You'd
think they would have removed these ages ago.... since old dynamite/tnt
tends to breakdown into nitroglycerene, which likes to blowup randomly...
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| "I-am-bored
- Fast Forming Tornado" all i have to say is
*damn*.. but if i was there, i'd be throwing kids into it, just to see
how strong it was heh Sent in by: _Spectre_
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| "Wired
- The Real Da' Vinci Code" I've always wanted
to see some of da vinci's codecs, just to try and understand what that
dude was all about. but it looks like there's a few people hoarding
them :( (cocksuckrs) Sent in by: mkow
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| "TwinTurbo.net
- Don't Buy a Cheap Car Alarm" Damn. thats
a shame, i'd hate that to be my car :( Sent in by: Usteppin
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| "Apple.com
- Fat Albert Trailer" oh god... Why must people
ruin the few memories i have of my youth? Sent in by: InterCityKitty
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| "WorldNetDaily
- Despondent Dems' Fleeing to Canada" followup:
*snicker* Sent in by: Wolf-
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| "MacSlash
- The Incredibles Rendered on Intel Processors"
*snicker* nothing like a slap in the face for mac users around the world.
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| "BBCNews
- Iraq Declares State of Emergency" ya know.
when the insurgents forces, easily recruit 100 people drive car bombs
into soldiers, you'd think that the military would think of something
better to do then cordon off parts of the city and put up roadblocks...
do i need to draw these guys a picture?
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| "AshleyStory.com"
HO HO HO HO Bush is so funny
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| "Ananova
- Boy 11, Sues Mum Over Broken Promise" now
this is a smart kid.. not only did he fool his mom into thinking he
was a dumbass; so he could get a computer, and then when the mom had
to break her promise, then the boy takes her to court... smart kid..
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| "The
Official Ninja Webpage" bhah! ok, sound is
required for this, the midi is super irratating. Sent in by: InterCityKitty
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| "TechNewsWorld
- US Spammer Facing Nine Years in Jail" olol
about damn time these spammers get time behind bars. Sent in by: Kayvan
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| "TimeLessMovieCharacters
- Ass to Ass Guy" *snicker* Sent in by: _Spectre_
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| "VGCats
- Vader KEKE" hah! now this is great.. i hate
starwars, but this is funny
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| "Ananova
- Toy Factory Takes on Children As Advisers"
Wow, well it looks like these toy factories (aka sweat shops) are allowing
their child workforce to move up in the company... Not only will they
be assembling the toys, but they will be on the design teams now.. Hopefully
they're gonna be making more then 3$ a week with the promotion.
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| "Mirror
- Want to be Dead Famous?" hrmm i think this
may be a bit to graphic for common people. i cant see how anyone would
be lining up to see this kinda stuff..
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| "BBCNews
- Supercomputer Breaks Speed Record" Damn..
thats a pretty monsterous cluster; it puts my lowly quad p3-500mhz cluster
to shame; i dunno what i'd do if i had this, but im sure i could make
it do something cool.
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| "Brunners
- Life Gem" did i post this before? a company
takes your dead loved ones, burns them, and crushes their remains into
a diamond.. Sounds kinda vain to me.. Sent in by: VerucaSalt
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| "Draft
Registration - US Armed Forces" hohoho nothing
like a little war humor to start the day. Sent in by: |TchorT|
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| "eBay
- Moral Absolution" ha! now this is definately
the cheapest way of being absolved. Sent in by: LordHighCommander
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| "Gizmo
- New Military-Inspired BatMobile Fights War on Crime"
uhm. im not sure what to say about this.. Looks like a movie prop to
me..
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| "Canada.com
- Florida First Grader Brings Crack to Class; Mom Claims its Halloween
Booty" looks like these florida kids made out
like bandits on halloween.
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| "Ananova
- Pub Cat Goes Into Rehab" There are few things
funnier, then a drunken pet. I remember this one time, i poured Vodka
with Grape soda into my friends dogs dish, and the dog loved it, but
it didnt take long for the dog to start getting hyper and stumbling
over things. it was pretty funny.
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| "Reuters
- File Sharing Network Thrives Beneath the Radar"
Uhhhh.. I cant see Bittorrent actually gobbling up 35% of ALL internet
traffic; i seriously doubt it. Bittorrent is easily blocked by routers,
and infact most school networks (.edu) already filter these ports, I'd
like to see a real tech firm come up with some numbers. Not these weak
ass british tech companies..
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| "Red
Yak - How Much is Inside Cookie Dough IceCreme" *snicker*
this is great, and im sure it will turn some of you 'cookie dough icecreme'
lovers off of the sugary temptation. Sent in by: _Spectre_
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| "Laughing
Idiot - SouthPark Insulter" see this would
be way cooler, if he actually said the random swear words that were
generated.. but i guess that would make the little flash appy a bit
too big.. Sent in by: Chris G.
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| "Sabrina.jp
Photos" i simply dont get this. Sent in by: InterCityKitty
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| "Excite
- American's Flock to Canada's Immigration Website After Election"
alright, does anyone else think this is hilarious? I'd laugh to see
54million people (or however many people voted for kerry) move up to
canada, We'd be the next superpower (friendly superpower that is..)
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| "eBay
- VIA Mini-ITX M10000 in Commodore Floppy Drive"
alright this is badass.
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| "Ananova
- DJ Beg Liz Hurley to Take His Virginity"
bhah! now this kid rules.
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| "Canada.com
- Off-Duty Officer Dressed as Shrek Scares Booze Thief Into Giving Up"
ha! yeah a 6'3" 260 green offduty cop would definatly scare the
crap outta booze stealin kids.
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| "Local6
- Man Survives Jump into Lion's Den" ha! Religious
zealots trying to convert animals... i thought animals were religious-less..
too bad this dude didnt die, cuz he'd be a darwin award for'sho. Sent in by: _Spectre_
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| "DailyPress
- Nuclear Device Recovered in Virginia Beach Pawn Shop"
ha! now this is the kinda thing i'd be worried about, Nuclear Material
being stolen, and sold the same day. Sent in by: Wolf-
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| "HostedAP
- Programmers Hold Funeral for Old Code" this
is the gayest thing i've ever read. Sent in by: mkow
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| "eBay
- X-wing Fighter Replica" *snicker*
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| "Ananova
- World's Cleverest Woman Cant Find a Job"
*snicker* nothing like being completely overqualified for any job your
country can offer. seriously, i find it hard to find work in Toronto
with all the experience i have, i'd hate to see what this woman has
on her resume.. Its prolly scaring crap out of her perspective employers..
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| "Yahoo
- Obesity Raising Airline Fuel Costs" ha! see,
now your plane ticket should be dependant directly on how much cargo+your
passenger weighs, cuz my skinny ass would get cheap flights everywhere.
But seriously; fatasses should be forced to pay more for movie tickets
(especially if they take up 2 seats) and for airline tickets, i shouldnt
have to pay for some fatguys heavy ass when i decide to fly somewhere.
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| "TheEnquirer
- ATI's SLI Brand Name to be Called 'MultiRendering'"
ok, this one is kinda cool, ever since 3DFX brought out the Voodoo2
with SLI capabilities, the thought of nearly doubling your video processing
power by strapping a second video card of similar type to your machine
has made most of us drool, but since 3DFX has since gone by the way
of the do-do, and until now, SLI technology has been dead with it. I'm
eager to see how ATI's works.
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| "Local6
- Liquefied Heroin Discovered in Fruit Juice Boxes in Florida"
heh. its called 'HIT' but seriously though, liquefied heroin.. I'm not
a huge drug dude, but if i found a juice box full of heroin i prolly
would be.. atleast for a weekend Sent in by: DirectorSG
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| "CTV
- Class Action Targets Cellphone 'Access' Fees" about
damn time! Sent in by: Mr. Furious
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| "WinBeta
- AutoParts to Overlock a PC... Again" yeah
seriously, if you need a car radiator to cool your PC yer fucken nuts.. Sent in by: Wolf-
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