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 "CNN
- Consumer Group Picks The Years 10 Worst Toys" *snicker*
some of these sound like toys that i had when i was a kid :) 
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| "BBSPot
- Marvel Sues Makers of Pens, Pencils" *snicker*
heres a mock followup on the marvel sueing the City of Heros guys.
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| "Yahoo
- Seagate Ships 400GB Harddrive" Damn. i wonder
when these will be coming to canada.. cuz i'd love one of these in my
workstation.
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| "BBCNews
- Rapper Collapses and Dies Aged 35" Damn,
Ol' Dirty Bastard is dead... i wonder if his death will be like TuPacs
death, where he'll be dead for several years, but still producing new
albums..
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| "Translated
- PCWelt.de - Microsoft Warez'd Audio Apps"
followup Sent in by: Kayvan
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| "BrokenNews
- Dell, Setting a Standard" lol, looks like
dell customer service failed on this one... Sent in by: BlueFrog
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| "UnBehagen
- Wifism" lol peer 2 pain, now thats interesting...
This has to be a haox.. Sent in by: InterCityKitty
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| "3DFXzone
- Doom3 on a Voodoo2" Yes! now this is what
im talking about. it may look like shit, but you gotta respect these
bubble gum and shoe string hacks that make stuff like doom3 run on ancient
hardware like a voodoo2
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| "Wired
- Sun to Roll Out Free Solaris OS" woo! free
solaris 10, with all the improvements they say they've made, maybe it
will lose the nickname 'slowlaris'..
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| "Ananova
- Man Sacked for Being Overweight" ha! a simpsons
story, turns into reality.. usually its the other way around..
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| "BBCNews
- How to Smash a Home Computer" *snicker* yup,
these are some dumbass people..
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| "eBay
- Virgin Mary in Grilled Cheeze..." ha! god
damn religious zealots have way too much money... Sent in by: Re/Module
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| "BigBoys.com
- Best DUI Arrest in History" lol, check this
out, audio is necessary, this is the funniest drunken hick on the face
of the planet. Sent in by: ^_ToXiC_^
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| "CBC
- Express Arrest for Grocery Store Theif" ha!
busted. Sent in by: Mr. Furious
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| Hrmm.
so it appears that some people who i didnt know check my website, are
using it to 'track' my activities; and are assuming that every post
i make that mentions something ambiguous, or silly is directed at them.
Well kids just because i say the grass is yellow and weedy doesnt mean
im talking about *YOUR* lawn. I think a few of you readers need to grow
up a bit, and realize that the rest of the world could care less about
you. And as for my minions of avid readers, dont worry you guys are
still cool in my books. .cre
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| "Yahoo
- Invasion of the Video Game Ads" see im all
for this, if it will lower the overall cost of the game for me; I wouldnt
mind running around in the GTA universe with a geniune louiseville slugger,
or a genuine HK MP5, infact i think that would add a nice touch of reality
to it, and just imagine the marketing HK or Louiseville could use "The
preferred weapons of the GTA universe..."
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| "MosNews
- Wilderness, Water, and Rubber Women..." *snicker*
this rules. but its gotta be embarassing :)
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| "Reuters
- Atlantis Hunt Reveals Structures in Sea Off Cyprus"
k, this one is for history nuts only, i love these treasure hunting
stories, especially when they find old cities. I demand photos though.
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| "NYDailyNews
- Ugly Sign Misses The Mark in Subway" rofl,
this isnt true, when i was in NYC/Manhatten last year, and i rode the
subway, there was tons of hot bitches riding with me. I dunno if the
hot bitch factor has changed over the last year, but there *were* hot
bitches last time i was there. Sent in by: _Spectre_
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| "Slashdot
- Warezed SoundForge Files in Windows Media Player" *snicker* Sent in by: Usteppin
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| "DaveKopel
- 59 Deceits in Fahrenheit 911" k, theres lots
of data in here, so if you have a lotta time at work or are just bored
at home, take a read, but some of it is pretty interesting. But anyone
who's seen the movie, should know that M.Moore has an agenda aswell,
its not like he's some impartial saint trying to show people the rights/wrongs
of the world. Sent in by: InterCityKitty
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| "TheAge
- Woman BreastFeeds Dog" there is something
so wrong about this.. i just dont know what to say...These kiwi's think
they can change the world, just cuz blockbuster movies are filmed in
their backyards (ala, matrix and the lord of the rings saga). I tell
ya, if i saw my wife/girlfriend breastfeeding a dog. that would be it...
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| "CNN
- DVD Developers Set for Format War" oh great.
another Beta vs VHS style war coming, where undoubtedly the worst of
the 2 formats will probably prevail (Beta was so much better then VHS,
smaller tapes, longer tape duration, and better quality, yet VHS still
won, as more movie companies decided to use it instead of Beta. Bastards....)
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| "SignOnSanDiego
- Girl in Pinata Found During Border Check"
haha i love the little feet sticking out of the bottom of the pinata
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| "TheStreet
- Microsoft Nixes Intel's Itanium Chip" Now
heres a slap in the face for intel, looks like MS has realized that
intels 'next gen chip' sucks. So the Itanium will fall to the way-side
with the PentiumPro (which i still think was a great CPU that was dropped
way before it roadmap was supposed to end..)
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| "NiggaHosting
- Paid Hosting" ha! these guys are marketing
geniuses... Sent in by: _Spectre_
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| "MeatShake.com
- Taste the Secret" *snicker* this has to be
a joke.... Sent in by: InterCityKitty
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| "LiveJournal
- EA Spouse" Dizzznam~ i'll be sure to remember
this article next time i fire up any sports game or BF1942.. Sent in by: mkow
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| "IllWillPress
- Fast Food Rant" *snicker* honestly, foamy's
great..
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| "Ananova
- Soap Changes Name to Save Blushes" LOL, now
this is great. "Everything for Love" in german, has the initals
spelling out "ANAL" thats great! i'd buy anal soap for my
special girls :)
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| "CNN
- Gmail to be Accessable Via Outlook" woo!
gmail pop 4evah. i hate using lame ass web interfaces to collect my
email.
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| "CapeCodOnline
- Using Catapillers as Meteorologists" hrmm,
now this is an interesting idea, using the orange stripes on a catapiller
to determine the seasonal weather.. This would make a wicked school
project for anyone with kids in gradeschool.
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| "Lego
Star Wars Trilogy" dear god.. yeah these dudes
have WAY too much free time Sent in by: Mr.Furious
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| "eBaums
World - Litterbox" heh i dont think cats playing
instruments will ever get old. Sent in by: VerucaSalt
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| "SorryEverybody.com"
*snicker* i think this will be the last of the Election jokes i post.
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| "Ananova
- World's Politest Burglar" durr.. this isnt
a bad angle, but if i came home and found some dude in my house, he
wouldnt be walking back out.. he'd be getting the beating of his life.
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| "Yahoo
- This Winter to be Colder then Last Years"
oh dear god. this means that canada is gonna be one big snowball of
coldness.. I'm really not looking forward to this.
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| "CaledoniaRecord
- High Speed Chase Ends in Manure Pile" *snicker*
nothing like ending 'up shit creek' when trying to illude police.
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| "BBCNews
- Arty Cosmetic Surgery Alternative" uh, i
had an erection, until i saw the pic attached to this article. Sent in by: InterCityKitty
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| "Microforever
- Transformer Masterpiece Edition" oh my god.
this is going on my xmas list. this is by far the coolest transformer
ever made. Sent in by: |TchorT|
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| "SJGames
- Frag" uhhh. a tabletop first person shooter....
Sent in by: mkow
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| "USAToday
- Marvel Sues Two Companies over Role Playing Game"
boo, City of Heroes breathed new life into my love for comic books,
when i was younger i used to collect comic books (back in the day when
X-Men was still fresh and new), and in my recent years i kinda drifted
away from my comic roots. But when they did the open Beta of CoH, i
tried it, and it was great (except that i couldnt be a bad guy/villian).
but anyway, marvel is just going to shoot themselves in the foot with
this one, since this game was reflecting nicely on their trade. Ah well,
damn this age of everyone sueing everyone..
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| "Ananova
- Porn Judge Resigns" lol i'd like to be 'brought
before' this judge. I think the punishment may be fun ;)
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| "Thousand
Robots - Jeopardy College Tournament Game Won by '1337' Student"
ok, this is kinda funny, but he would be alot cooler,
if he would have ended up with $31,337, with the 1337 wager. Ah well,
in a perfect geek world thats the way it would have been.
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| "Aftenposten
- Tinted Sunset Rainbow" ok, this is as happy/cheerful/gay
as i get, this is kinda neat, but its mostly really pretty (yeah im
gay, i know)
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| "SlashDot
- Retailers Deploy Database Against Customers"
ha! take a read to this, kinda funny Sent in by: Wolf-
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| "StereoGum
- Avril's Hey Yah!" oh my god this is painful
to hear.. i once though avril was hot... not anymore... oh and yeah,
see here
too. Sent in by: InterCityKitty
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| "Times
of India - UK Soldiers in Lesbian Sex Show"
why couldnt my office parties be like this? Sent in by: Dromio
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