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November 30th
"HomeStarRunner - StrongBad Email" ha! strongbad rules..

"Ananova - Caffeine Prevents Hair Loss, Claim" Really?! maybe i should start showing with tea bags or something.

"Canada.com - Canadian Company Forks Over $28,000 for Religious Icon Grilled Cheeze Sandwich" oh god... looks like a canuck bought that sandwich with the visage of Mary on it. Honestly, i could think of a better way to spend $28,000; i could buy $28,000 worth of pudding, and swim into it all day.. Man that would be gross.. but so kewl..

"www.sco.com" *snicker* 'we own all your code' 'pay us all your money' hah. this rules..

"Yahoo - Government Uses Color Laser Printer Technology to Track Documents" Looks like they're using Printer Finger Printing
Sent in by: mkow
"WTOPNews - Mom Forced Son, 12, To Rake Leaves Nude" k, now this is poor parenting at its worst...
Sent in by: Datsum
"Wavy - 13 Year Old Charged with Abducting Exotic Dancer" durr.. now im not quite sure what to say about this...
Sent in by: _Spectre_
 
November 29th
"News - It's Idol Porn by Any Other Name" heh, gotta love these intarweb mixups.

"BBCNews - Bees Survived Dino Extinction" see this is some of the stuff i dont get about the geological history of the earth; If there was a meteor impact, that killed enough plants to kill the dinosaurs, how did another animal which needs these plants to live, manage to survive? but i also find it strange, that in 65million years, that the honeybee wouldnt evolve much..

"ComputerWeekly - Fake Windows XP to be Replaced For Free" uhm i dont get it.. So if you have a pirated copy of windows XP, and work for a company, you can get it replaced with a valid copy???? Where do i sign?

"Aftenposten - Caged Thief had to Help Police Arrest Him" *snicker* this has gotta suck. but you'd think, if you were gonna break a window at a store to rob it, you wouldnt stand right infront of the window as yer breaking it.. clearly this dude is a moron..

"eBaums World - Saw Head.wmv" and this is why idiots should buy power tools.. Cuz this guy almost darwined himself to death..
Sent in by: Wolf-
"Woolly Mitten's Erotic Furry Cartoon Gallery" God... i will never understand this whole furry thing.....
Sent in by: mkow
"Really Bad Birthday" *Snicker*
Sent in by: InterCityKitty
 
November 28th
"eBay - Explosive JFK Assassination Smoking Gun" *snicker*

"Ananova - Darkside of Blonde Protest" lol ok so blondes are angry at a bar called "blondy" for using blonde jokes in its advertising.. Now. I can only assume that these jokes would be aimed at showing how 'dumb' blondes are.. So you'd think that the protesting blondes would try and protest intelligently... But instead.. they get violent. and being throwing things at the bar.. Way to go girls, i think you just made the counterpoint..

"Fark - What If The Mac was Really a Cult?" k some of these are pretty funny, while others are mad gay..

"ShackNews - Valve Cans 20,000 Steam Accounts" Way to go Valve, way to alienate 20,000 users who have bought atleast 1 of your other games.. Which they now cant play. Way to piss off your fans.

"USAToday - Cleveland TV Anchor Appears Nude for Story About Art" see. more stuff like this needs to go on while im watching the news. A little nudity with tv rocks..
Sent in by: Wolf-
"Download.Yahoo - Citroen Commercial" if that car could really transform.. i'd buy it in a second..
Sent in by: InterCityKitty
"First Atomic Wrist Watch" k this is just silly.
Sent in by: Datsum
 
November 27th
"BBCNews - JFK Shooting Game Provokes Anger" *snicker* i cant think of anything that would be more disrespectful then this. "Buy this game so you can kill a president." but the good news is... its a bargain at $9.99, capitalism wins again! see here

"Gizmo - Chrysler Reveals V8 Powered 'Firepower'" Damn, thats hot. Even non-car people have to love the way this thing looks, I'd much rather have this in my driveway then a 'vette"

"Nettavisen - Fuck for Forest Couple Lost in Court" Followup: hah! i love the title of this article. you'd think that modern news media sources would use better nomenclature..

"Oh My God It Burns.com" ha! ok, i know im late to the scene on this one, since its been circulating around for ages now, but for those of you who missed it, check out how easy it is to refilter vodka to make bad vodka drinkable.

"GeoWriting" yup, i knew this wasnt far away... Using a GPS to spell stuff during your trip. Kinda gay.. but it could be useful if you uhm... well actually, i cant find a useful 'use' of this app..
Sent in by: qSparky
"CollegeHumor - European Towing Mishap" *Snicker*
Sent in by: Datsum
"MilwaukeeMag - OverExposed" pfft. Dick Cheney's wang isnt that big.. Hell mines bigger then that, and he's got like 40 years on me... Also see here for the pic..
Sent in by: InterCityKitty
 
November 26th
"News - Apple Plans Toronto Retail Store" Just incase anyone wanted to buy uncompatible overpriced computer equipment in Toronto..

"Canada.com - Norwegian Senior Sends Would-be Purse Snatcher to Hospital" lol, never underestimate the elderly (i guess)

"White Ninja Comics - Genie in a Bottle" *snicker* White Ninja wins again!

"Aftenposten - New Buses Can't Handle Winter" heh, and i thought the canadian gov't makes dumb decisions, i cant think of anything dumber then a northern city in europe, buying low profile buses.. Hell, they might aswell stuff a snowplow on the front and make them snowplows isntead.

"Superior Semen Works" *shudder*, i cant imagine anyone 'harvesting' goat semen...
Sent in by: Phenethaine
"BNC Chess" you know, i've got enough BNC shiz laying around here, that i could prolly make one of these sets..
Sent in by: Wolf-
"Fish High Way.com" alright now this looks badass, kind of excessive, but still badass.
Sent in by: InterCityKitty
 
November 25th
"Telegraph - 1420 Calories in America's New Monster Hamburger" Holy shit.. i havnt eaten Fast food in over 8months, but this is something i'll have to try. Its a cardialogists dream, something that will clog arteries with fatslag cause premature heart failure. But i can only imagine that it tastes like heaven soaked in gravy.

"IMDB - Jaimee Foxworth" holy shit, anyone remember the TV Show 'Family Matters' ? Remember the youngest daughter? Thats Jaimee Foxworth. (also see here Note, that in her section on this page, she says "Next time,I want to make serious films.") Serious Porn Films apparently. But make sure you see here too, and read her personal quotes.. they're priceless.

"Gizmo - US Marine Corps Ready the RST-V Hybrid Tactical Vehicle" ha! even the US Military is trying to go 'Green'. i wonder if this means they'll stop using Depleted Uranium as ammunition. anyway, this thing kinda reminds me of an armoured ford focus..

"CNN - That Moose May Soon be Just a Mouse Click Away" oh god.. i cant wait till PETA finds out about this..

"The Specious Report - Life Imitates Satire" heh, looks like the fake news of today, may very well be the future of our world.
Sent in by: Dale M.
"Watley Review - AOL Admits 40% of Subscribers Don't Have Computers" oh my christ. This is the greatest article ever written, Send this one to all your friends.. Now it remains to be actually proven as 'real news' but its still hilarious.
Sent in by: JCandy
"How to Kill Yourself Like a Man" *snicker*
Sent in by: InterCityKitty
 
November 24th
"Gamespot - Limelight to Deliver Content to Phantom" yeah, like we'll ever see the Phantom in release..

"PugetSystems - SLI Technology for PCI-Express" Followup: Whee SLI to consumers again! i wonder if they'll make a Shuttle XPC small form factor version of this motherboard. cuz if they would, i'd be jizzing all over it.

"CNN - Nearly 800,000 Bowflex Machines Recalled" Doh! Sucks to be Nautalus

"White Ninja Comics - Mortal Kombat!" *snicker* white ninja rules.

"Guimp - Worlds Smallest Website" did i post this like ages ago?
Sent in by: DirectorSG
"Thomas Nelson - What Would Jesus Eat, Cookbooks" lol its amazing what people will write, to try and make a few bucks..
Sent in by: Wolf-
"Cooking with Cum.com" haha, this looks so real, its almost disturbing...
Sent in by: InterCityKitty
 
November 23rd
Holy shit do i feel sick.. Over the weekend, i went to a house warming party after work (for a friend of mine); and they were serving a 'specially made' Sanghria mix (you know, that wine with fruit and shit in it?) anyway, a few of you who know me, know that i have some pretty bad food allergies to pretty much everything. So i figured 'why should i disrespect my friend by saying "no... i dont want the drink that you slaved over for a day to create..."' so i had a glass. First.. it was warm.. Not like room temperature.. like Hot.. it was as hot as i normally get my coffee/tea.. I was like "hrmm thats odd..." but i was reassured by my friend that thats the way its supposed to be... I sat down, and drank the whole thing.. I dont think i've ever felt this bad.. My internals are have been chewing away at themselves for the past 3 days... Let this be a lesson to you all.. Dont drink any home made concoction that you didnt make yourself..
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"BBCNews - Breastfeeding for Straight Teeth" durr.. does this mean that i can fix my teeth by sucking on a teet? hell, i should have perfect teeth if this is true.

"Yahoo - Disabled Dolphin Jumping Again with Worlds First Artifical Fin" Alright, this is pretty badass, im glad that some people arnt willing to give up on our squeeking aquatic brothers. But it cant be that difficult to make a rubber fin for a dolphin..

"Ananova - Poppyseed Cost Man His License" yup, if yer doing any drug tests, you gotta cut back on the poppyseed bagels and muffins, otherwise the docs will think yer lovin' the opiates.

"NewScientist - Shape Shifting Robot Shows Off its Moves" alright, now this is what im talking about.. Mars Rovers should be like this. Instead of large lunch boxes on wheels..
Sent in by: mkow
"Masamania - Japanese Business Man Spend Valuable Time" bhjaha, the pictures are awesome in this.
Sent in by: _Spectre_
"Emotion Eric.com" i dont think the fear one is right on target....
Sent in by: InterCityKitty
 
November 22nd
"Ain't It Cool News - Halo Movie" yeah, uhm this may fall to the same victim as the Doom movie.. which has been in the works for like 8years... anyway, good news is, that its being made by the same dudes that did AvsP. which should prove to make it a good action movie.

"BBCNews - Man Bites Dog (and a Policeman)" ha! you always hear stories about man biting dog.. but i never thought it would actually happen.

"BBSpot - Trailer Review - National Treasure" you know, as much as this wants to look like an Indiana Jones movie (which makes me want to see it), it does look kinda cheezy..

"Ananova - Beer Can Insulation" Interesting... ive never heard of aluminum cans actually working as good insulators... *shrug*

"Word List - Feeding and Eating" Yikes, theres some strange terms out there. it kinda worries me.. cuz if theres a term for it, atleast one person has done it....
Sent in by: _Spectre_
"RubberFaces.com - Play With the Faces of Your Favorite Celebrities" k this is kinda fun.
Sent in by: InterCityKitty
"Profanity Adventure" *Snicker*
Sent in by: mkow