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 "NewScientist
- Pyschotic Symptoms More Likely with Cannabis"
Yeah, this explains alot.. I know alotta crazy people who were heavy
into the maryjane during the 60s.. so yeah, let this be a lesson to
you kids, Dont smoke pot if yer parents are already crazy, cuz chances
are you'll be a true nutbar by the time your their age. 
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| "Excite
- Canada Ends Permit Program for Foreign Strippers"
ghah! let it be known that the Canuck Gov't loves strippers that cant
speak english :)
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| "Ananova
- Celibate Monk Tried to Pickup Undercover Cop" lol
gotta love these froogle sexcraved buddhist monks...
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| "Dark
Horizons - The Latest from the Doom Set" oh
god.. i knew it.. they're bastardizing the plot/story of doom to make
it into a movie.. No more Mars, No more Hell, instead it sounds like
a lame ass version of Resident Evil.. Dear god someone fly to Prague
and smack these fuckers in the mouth and ass area; cuz they cant be
allowed to do this to a video game icon.
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| "Steak
and Cheese.com - Boobie Mouse Pads" olol, just
what every geek needs.. Fake Gelly boobs under his hands while nerding
out infront of his computer.. Sent in by: Usteppin
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| "FoxNews
- Food Bank Gets 20 Pounds of Marijuana" heh,
Now thats a food bank i'd wanna visit.! Sent in by: Cpl Reardon
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| "Reuters
- Dolphins Protect New Zealand Swimmers From Shark"
oh yeah, so i saw Open Water the other night, the movie kinda sucked..
it was just like 90mins of people swimming in an endless backdrop of
ocean.. anyway, i guess not everyone can be saved by Dolphins Sent in by: Kayvan
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| "The
Register - Investment Bank Sues Infinium" Followup:
bhahahahah Infinium is going down!
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| "Ananova
- Anna Forced Off Stage Again" Yeah, anna nicole
smith is gross.. the whole big titted blonde thing totally doesnt do
anything for me anymore. especially since i've seen her TV Show.. *shudder*
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| "BBSpot
- Trailer Review: Blade Trinity" oh god.. i
hope they dont screw this one up.
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| "Aftenposten
- Smuggler Complained Over Tainted Brew" Durrr...
my question is.. what kinda booze would need to be *smuggled* into a
country? the only one that i know that is illegal, is absynthe.. and
i dont think they'd be brewing that in Portugal.
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| "NeXFit
- Get in the Game" lolol! an excersize machine/gaming
platform.. Interesting. I wonder how well this shiz will take off?.. Sent in by: Mr. Furious
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| "CNN
- Lycos Screensaver Attacks Spammer" heh Go
Lycos! Now i dont necessarily believe that clogging up the internet
is a good thing, but then again, spam is much worse, so i guess in this
machiavellian world its a good thing.. way to go Lycos! Sent in by: Cpl Reardon
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| "Albino
Blackshee - Chip N' Dale's MMORPG" i'm sure
i've posted this before, but it still makes me shake my head.. Sent in by: |TchorT|
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| Alright,
i'm not sure how many oldschool readers i've got, but for those of you
old BBS nuts out there, who loved online/door games (tradewars especially)
a friend of mine has recently put up a telnet tradewars game, its just
like the original, infact, it feels just like it should.. If you've
never played before, the game just started, and all you have to do is
click
here and it should automagically connect you. But yeah, i just
figured i'd plug the game, since theres only a few players playin now;
and its a great game to play at work (Assuming you dont have some gay
ass firewall or proxy inbetween you and the intarweb..) .cre
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| "eBay
- Miracle - John Lennon On a Grilled Cheeze"
*snicker*
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| "Excite
- You Had What Plated?" *shudder* umbilical
cords should not be kept for display purposes.. and thats, that... Somethings
i just will never understand.
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| "BBCNews
- Mission Cleared for Titan Plunge" Yup, everyone
mark your calendars, Jan 14th, will be another space robot disaster.
I cant wait to hear about this thing travelling at like 30km/s into
the solid mass of Titan; I'm telling ya, i have completely lost faith
in Earths Robotic Space exploration programs. We havnt done anything
really great in ages.
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| "Ananova
- Star's Breast X-ray Illegal" ha! using Xrays
for non-medical purposes is illegal by dutch law.. How gay..
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| "Mort
- Pictures of an Old Bald Git" uh i dont get
it.. Sent in by: _Spectre_
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| "USB
Mince Pie" oh god. Why oh why did anyone think
someone would want something like this? Sent in by: InterCityKitty
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| "LewRockWell
- How to Kidnap a Child" wow, its amazing..
i never thought i'd find such a document.. Sure i can do a quick netsearch
and find out how to construct a nuclear device, but this... its something
new.. Sent in by: Tom
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| "BBCNews
- Commuters 'Suffer Extreme Stress'" yeah i
remember when i used to work for IBM, in the winter i'd have like a
90-120min commute; and it would drive me crazy. since i'd spend so much
time driving, it was like i had a part time job but wasnt getting paid
for it. But yeah, thats why i now look for work close to where i live.
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| "Yahoo
Sports - Hand Pulls Groin" *snicker* best headline
ever.
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| "Excite
- Snow White Fired for Posing Nude" MmMmmm
girls in bubble baths... theres just something so right about that.
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| "Ananova
- Britains Dumbest Criminal" Oh god.. how do
people think that they can get away with stuff like this?
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| "FreeTheMeat.com"
lol, this looks like a rock tumbler from the 60s.. except you put meat
in it... talk about a carnivore revolution.... Sent in by: InterCityKitty
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| "Ryoni
- Indian Students Expelled After Homemade MMS Porn Video"
k, this is not work safe, since they show the cell phone porno video
at the bottom of the page, so even if you click this link, make sure
yer volume is low and stuff.. But yeah, i dont think i've ever seen
a hindu pr0n before.. so i guess this is kinda whacked.. heh.. Sent in by: Hee-la
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| "qpalzm.com
- Military or SWAT Hand Signals" i know i've
posted this before, but its still funny. Sent in by: Re/Module
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| "Yahoo
- Artifical Gravity: A New Spin on an Old Idea"
See this is one thing thats not often investigated with space travel..
Sure you can throw a dude in a bubble and blast him to mars, They've
got a food solution (eco farming, or whatever they call it, with hydroponics
and shiz), and they've also got air coming from those plants, so all
they have to worry about is keeping the astronauts body in a state that
it wont fall apart enroute..
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| "Canada.com
- Ontario Law Will Force Video Gamers to Show ID"
Whoohoo about damn time.
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| "BBCNews
- First Looks Playstation 3 Chip" Interesting...
The PS3 chip will be available in HDTV's and High-End Computer Workstations..
I think this may be a derivative of the PPC Chipset..
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| "BBSPot
- Bush to Abolish Government" Ok, this is cute..
Not quite as good as BBSpot normally is but its still good.
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| "Cmon
and Kypsky - Shitty Bum" hrmm i dont get it..
but its cool. Sent in by: |TchorT|
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| "Sluggy.com"
yet another online comic, but some of these ones are
actually kinda funny. take a peek. Sent in by: BlueFrog
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| "Fat-Pie
- Salad Fingers" durr... again. i dont get
it.. but its wierd.. Sent in by: InterCityKitty
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| "White
Ninja Comics - Bed Time Story" Honestly...
Whoever writes these White Ninja's is a fucken riot.
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| "FoxNews
- DVD Shows Gruesome Violence in Middle East"
I thought these 'faces of death' style movies were banned in North America?
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| "Ill
Will Press - The Passion of the Zombies" exploding
zombies 4life.
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| "RoboDump
1.0" *snicker* k this is kinda funny, but i
think the logic behind the design is ingenius!, putting the pants/shoes
as dress shoes, and suit pants so that no one would knock on the door,
or ask any questions is great!
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| "TheRegister
- DIY FingerPrint Idea Thwarts ID Thieves"
heh now this is a step in the right direction. Lets go Big Brother! Sent in by: Wolf-
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| "Turbulence
- Thinking Machine - Chess" holy crap this
is cool, i'll be playin this at work for sure tommorow. Sent in by: _Spectre_
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| "TheStar
- Was it Poison or Just Spoiled Sushi" damn,
look at that pic. i vote poison, cuz sushi couldnt do that.. Sent in by: InterCityKitty
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| Alright,
so i've had a pretty rough few weeks, I've been pretty bummed out by
a recent death in my family, and since i've been working too much, my
sleep schedule has gotten all screwed up. So yeah; You'd think that
my close friends would appreciate the hardships that im going through,
and leave me alone, or treat me with a bit of sugar.. But no.. Some
of my 'friends' deem it necessary to call me up, and give me shit about
some stupid crap that really doesnt make any difference to me. thanks. .cre
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| "Excite
- First Piece of Printed Porn Goes on Sale" Now
i think this is the first time that porn collection has actually paid
off.
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| "GameIndustry
- Infinium Labs Seeking More Funding to Launch Phantom"
*snicker* Looks like Infinium fails. So it would appear that the Phantom
(ironically enough) is really just a ghost of a console.
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| "Nettavisen
- Man Fantasized of Eating Girls" you know...
people like this... need to be put to death...
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| "BBCNews
- Let Slip the Sea Lions of War" sealions...
you know, i think the US is just screwing with the rest of the world..
I bet they just want the koreans to waste their time trying to develop
an anti-sealion technology, just so they can say "hah we were just
kidding.. suckers..." Sent in by: _Spectre_
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| "Friends
Dont Let Friends Use Internet Explorer.jpg"
owned.. Sent in by: Usteppin
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| "Reuters
- Wisconsin Hunting Slayer Says He Was Fired On"
Followup: ha! Seriously.. Being an ethnic minority in the back woods
of Wisconsin is clearly a bad idea.. this dude should have known. "you've
got an awfully purdy mouth boy~" Sent in by: Wolf-
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