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 "Ill
Will Press - Email Malady" lol "She owns
vibrating underwear..." foamy rules. 
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| "The
MDI Air Car" hrmm a car running on compressed
air? Interesting...
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| "ABCNews
- Is it Time to Scrap SETI?" yeah i wondered
about this myself.. Any technologically advanced race would likely encrypt
its data signals, just so only they could understand it.. but yeah,
i dont see why SETI should stop lookin..
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| "Ananova
- Man Peed in Display Toilet" *snicker* just
like that scene in jackass.. But yeah, it makes sense.. That people
get to sit in chairs, and lay on beds before buying.. Why cant someone
test out the toilets heh.
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| "The
Blue Lemur - Programmer Says He Developed Vote-Rigging Prototype for
Florida Congressman" Damn, thats a long article
title.. but yeah. Florida sucks, and they shouldnt be allowed to vote..
Them and Ohio... Sent in by: mkow
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| "ShooshTime
- Cars Hurt" i am amazed by some of the dumb
shit that people do, to have 14.9mins of fame.. Sent in by: Datsum
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| "Drive
Dollars.com" ha! yeah, this looks legit.. Especially
since the website lools like it was made in HTML1.0. Very professional. Sent in by: Wolf-
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| "Ananova
- Britney 'Stinks'" *snicker* Sux2b brit..
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| "Yahoo-
Hardee's Monster Burger Creates Uproar" Followup:
I still wanna try one of these. I wonder if i can find a Hardee's inside
toronto..
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| "Aftenposten
- Thor Heyerdahl's Raft is Cracking" Ok, first
off, this is kinda lame (since im sure most of you have no idea who
Thor Heyerdahl is.. I do.. but im a history nut... anyway). Look at
the picture in the bottom right.. With the people looking up at the
bottom of the boat, and the Huge Sperm Whale model behind them.. Looks
like they're about to be eaten :) k, im lame.. sorry
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| "BBCNews
- Chinese Firm Buys IBM PC Business" Oh man,
i cant wait for all the number of jobs that will be lost at IBM because
of this.
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| "Expatica
- Pizza Courier 'Targeted' Amsterdam Sex Zone"
oh my god.. i'm just not sure what to say about this one.. "radical
Moroccan pizza courier"... i bet that dude is gonna have that engraved
on his tombstone. cuz thats teh best nickname evar~ Sent in by: |TchorT|
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| "Flickr
- Hippo Eats Dwarf" ha! this gives new meaning
to 'freak accident' Sent in by: Tiny Tim
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| "Sciatica
- Use the Pain" lol, this is kinda long, but
its pretty funny. Sent in by: _Spectre_
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| "Excite
- Lithuania Unearths Liquor Pipeline from Belarus" Holy
crap! a 3km booze pipeline, now thats impressive. especially since it
runs under roads and stuff. Its pretty amazing when you think about
it.. How these bootleggers managed to get the pipe run so far without
anyone noticing..
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| "Ananova
- Jean Claude Van Damme is a 'Super Hero'"
lol, I'd challenge Jean Claude Van Damme to a hump off, if it didnt
sound so gay.. But im sure i could pleasure his wife just as good if
not better.. but yeah. Seriously, nothing like a washed up actor trying
to gain press for himself by saying "HAY DOODS ME HUMPS GOOD JAH!"
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| "eBay
- Haunted Ghost WheelChair" I'd be all over
this, if it wasnt in another country :(. I was thinking that having
a wheel chair around my condo would be a cool idea, instead of having
regular chairs..
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| "Aftenposten
- Nuclear Waste Stored Behind Garage Doors" See,
i love articles like this.. Ones that blatantly point out security flaws
and how terrorist organizations can exploit them "All you'd have
to do is pierce this thin aluminum door, and steal weapons grade plutonium..."
If the Terrorist cells didnt know where to get Radioactive material..
they do now..
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| "Odd
Stuff.nz - Concussions Kept Tintin Forever Young" ha!
i love it when people try to justify the impossible from a comic book
life.. Really, who cares? Its a cartoon, no one expects it to be real..
heh Sent in by: Leslie
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| "Sesame
Street Terror Alert" *snicker* Sent in by: Mr. Furious
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| "eBay
- Huge Vintage Costume Jewelry Collection"
lol, yeah, just cuz you have a box of old shit ass jewelry doesnt mean
its "a vintage collection".. We'll have to see if anyone bids
on this crap.. Sent in by: Asouthwo
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| "Laser
Reflections.swf" i dont get it..
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| "Mr
Insults Abusive Reflect Tester" *snicker* This
is hilarious
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| "ClearPC
- Secret Agent BriefCase" I dont understand...
Anyone who'd buy one of these; would be the biggest homosexual on the
face of the planet..
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| "Big-Boiys
- Guy Runs Through Pane Glass Window" uhm yeah,
im not quite sure what to say about this.. besides, this has to be the
dumbest dude alive.. Sent in by: Datsum
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| "FingerSticks
Presents - The BattleField IV" awesome. these
stickfigure aimations rule.. Sent in by: mkow
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| "Modular
Depot Forums - Cobra R is a Goner" Damn.. I'm
tellin ya, Car manufacturers just arnt making cars out of 'Real Steel'
anymore. Now that they're allowed to use airbags and other stuff to
keep passengers alive, instead of the rigid steel shell that used to
keep them alive; so the cars are just falling apart on impact. Sent in by: Usteppin
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| "Old
Computer Ads" heh some of these are great! Sent in by: _Spectre_
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| "CNN
- Gunman Storms Stage, Kills 4, At Ohio Nightclub"
RIP Dimebag. Seriously, just another reason why everyone in Ohio should
be destroyed.. First the election thing.. Now Dimebag.. Ohio certainly
isnt winning any awards in my books... also see
here.
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| "Ananova
- Ambulanceman Tried to Pickup Prostitute" *snicker*
i wonder how this dude tried to explain this one to his boss.. "Uhh,
yeah, the cops confiscated the ambulance.... i dunno why......"
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| "Canada
- Court Okays Same Sex Marriages" Oh great..
i can just see the flock of homosexuals coming north to get married..
I wonder how packed Niagra falls will be (since it is the Honeymoon
capital of the world) with gays.. Not that theres anything wrong with
homosexuals.. I'm just saying.. It'll be like the San Francisco of the
north..
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| "Big-Boys
- Dont Ride Your Bike at an RC RaceTrack" owned. Sent in by: Datsum
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| "FoxNews
- Police Release Tapes in Teacher Sex Case" you
know.. thats a pretty hot teacher.. I think we need more hot teachers
who want to train young men in the art of sex.. Hell, i'd goto school
alot more, if i knew i could score with my teacher.. Sent in by: Wolf-
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| "SunDial
Park Genk" OOoOOO Pseudo Digital sundials,
now this is pretty cool Sent in by: mkow
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| "Globe
Technology - William Cell" heh, yeah this is
a bit suspiscious.. Firing Cell phones into a prison courtyard using
a bow and arrow.. Not something that could be easily explained as something
normal :) Sent in by: InterCityKitty
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| "Costume
- Cat Speedo" dear god... Why on earth would
any cat owner buy one of these?
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| "Ananova
- Hockey Fan Shook Breasts at Junior Hockey Game"
ha! if i knew when i was 11, that there would be girls at junior hockey
games, who'd flash their tits at you, i prolly would have wanted to
play junior hockey.. god bless toronto.
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| "Boing
Boing - Mayor of Salt Lake City is an Idiot" *snicker*
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| "TheInquirer
- CIA Funds Monitoring IRC" oh god, look at
this great waste of money.. It cost the CIA 160k usd to make an IRC
Client to monitor warez monkey's. Since an MIRC license is only like
20$usd Sent in by: Usteppin
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| "Comedy
Central - Hebrew Hammer DVD" yes! heh, i've
gotta rent this. Sent in by: Munch
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| "RandTard"
heh, keep hitting refresh, theres some real hotties
in there.. Sent in by: Re/Module
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| "Caltech
- Internet Speed Quadrupled by International Team During 2004 Bandwidth
Challenge" dayom... 101Gbps thats alotta traffic,
especially going from Ca to Pa. it really dwarfs highspeed cable (3Mbps) Sent in by: mkow
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| Happy
Hanukkah (to my jewish readers) .cre
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| "ABCNews
- French Police Misplace Explosives on Jet" rofl,
nothing like the french failing (Again)... but seriously though.. this
article claims that the explosives were 'harmless'.. If explosives were
'harmless' then they wouldnt be called 'explosives....'
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| "Ananova
- Suitcase Stolen with Girl, 3, Inside" *snicker*
i bet these parents wont win the 'Parent of the Year' award :)
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| "Times
Online - The Threat from Life on Mars" See,
i like space exploration and everything, but with NASA's recent track
record, i dunno if i'd trust them bringing alien terrain samples which
could be harbouring dangerous alien bacteria back to earth.. Seriously
try to remember the last successful mission that NASA did (That wasnt
like a "Launch this ant farm into space for observation...")
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| "CNN
- IBM Plans to Exit PC Business" Thank god.
i hope IBM's computer business burns to the ground, They havnt made
a good desktop computer since 1983, and the only good thing they had
going for them was their Server storage and their harddrives (the harddrives
were farmed out to Samsung years ago), so really, IBM is a mere shell
of itself. I think they should stick to making poorly constructed servers,
AS400s and S390's.
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| "eBay
- 125$ Walmart Gift Club Card" i dont get it... Sent in by: ^_ToXiC_^
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| "ArabNews
- America's Helping Hand" heh, good to see
the Arabs havnt lost their sense of humor. Sent in by: Wolf-
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| "Hardees
- Monster Thick Burger" followup *drool* Sent in by: Munch
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