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 "HowStuffWorks
- How Kwanzaa Works" Ha! i always wondered
where Kwanzaa came from, but it looks like its a sham holiday.. Something
that was completely made up.. But dont get me wrong, i think everyone
needs to have their own holiday, but come on, a whole week? when the
regular christian holidays only get 1 day... Who are they trying to
screw? 
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| "Wikipedia
- 2004 Indian Ocean Earthquake" Everything
you ever needed to know about the Earthquake and the following Tsunami.
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| "m0n.org
- Bush.swf" heh, this is great.
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| "BBCNews
- Cookie Monster Assaulted" this is an oldie,
but a goodie. But seriously though, how can you get mad at cookie monster?
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| "Yahoo
- Texas Governor Seeks to Build MegaHighways" anyone
getting that 'madmax' image? Think about it, Mad Max was filmed in the
deserts of Australia; Now, some crazy texan wants to build 4000 miles
of 10lane superhighways in the deserts of Texas. I'm tellin ya, its
like this dude wants to relive the apocolyptic world of Mel Gibson...
Sent in by: mkow
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| "Digital
Globe - Tsunami Imagery" Holy crapballs, take
a look at the gallery, amazing... Sent in by: Tristan
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| "Pam's
House Blend - Was Jesus Gay?" ok, first let
me say that i'm lacking religion, so i'm not even hinting that this
is real/true. But yeah. The scriptures are known to be fakes.. and if
i was living in the times of the scripture writings, and i knew some
scripture writer, when he wasnt looking, i'd be all over scribbling
stuff into it like "Jesus was a homo! Mary likes buttsex!"
but yeah, thats just cuz im a joker.. Sent in by: Reverend_Quj
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| "CNN
- Naughty Kids Christmas Gifts Sold on eBay" heh
sux2b kids nowadays.
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| "Canada.com
- Doctor at Mexican Public Hospital Accused of Amputating Wrong Foot"
*mental note* Dont get seriously injured when in Mexico.
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| "Wired
- Worming into Apple" ok, these programmer
dudes are nuts. This guy snuck into Apple HQ for 6 months, to work on
a piece of software for free.. But my question is.. Why did it take
this dude 6months (at 12hours per day) to write a graphing calculator
program? but yeah, anyway, Apple wonders why their trade secrets keep
getting released to the public.. Maybe they should invest in some 'air
lock style' security doors, to keep people from piggy-backing other
peoples badges.
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| "HandHeldPcs
- Sigmarion III" damn, this thing looks badass..
Sent in by: Schrieks
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| "KontraBand
- Lander Naked" *snicker*, quicktime required. Sent in by: Treaps
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| Eeek!
slept in. gotta run, sorry for the short update. .cre
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| "Ananova
- Boob Job for Male Sailor" heh, not an Enlargement,
but a Reduction.. but yeah, i can see a sailor not wanting 'boobs' while
being abroad.. Sailors can get awfully lonely while at sea.. and a Cutey
little boy with manboobs would be a hot party favor (if ya know what
i mean....)
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| "VR-Zone
Hardware - Dual Cascade -111C Cooling Unit" Damn,
These overclockers are getting nutz..
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| "Gamespot
- Take-Two, Sony, Microsoft Sued over 'The Guy Game'" ha!
nothing like having a half-nekkid minor featured in an 'adult' trivia
game.. I didnt wanna play this game before, and i still have no desire.
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| "Nextwish
- Tsunami Videos" dayom.. Also See
Here, and Here... Sent in by: Servo
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| "Liebography
- New Apple Signature iPods" and this is the
only good thing that apple has made in years... Sent in by: DirectorSG
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| "Reuters
- Disease Fears Continue to Grow" Yep.. this
should get interesting.. Sent in by: `Nemesis
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| "Slashdot
- Next G5 Multitasks Operating Systems" Wtf?!
theres a powerpc Version of WinNT? But yeah, this is seriously cool,
When i worked for IBM doing Mainframe stuff, their S390 MF's were badass,
it was really awesome to be able to dynamically assign more CPU resources
to an Operating Environment as needed..
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| "BBCNews
- Giant Cockroach Among Jungle Find" Ewwww..
Just imagine the sound of this huge roach crunching under yer boot..
*BHHHCHHHHHSPLUT*
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| "Ananova
- Thief Falls Asleep After Robbery" *snicker*
I guess Argentine buglars arnt the brightest stars in the skys out there..
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| "Steam
User Forums - 30,000 More Steam Accounts Disabled"
That makes 50,000 accounts to date. I dont think i'll ever buy another
Valve product again.
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| "ZDNet
- Exploit Code Release May Mean an Unhappy Windows Christmas"
oh god.. time to do a windows update.. Sent in by: Reverend_Quj
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| "Something
Awful - Tsunami Photos From Phuket" Whoa! I've
never seen a Tsunami before. Feer.. Sent in by: `Nemesis
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| "Yahoo
- UltraFast Supercomputer to Simulate Nuke Explosion"
hrmm, i just cant believe that they're still developing the nuclear
weapons program. Simulating old nukes going off.. i dont get it.. Sent in by: ^Doom
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| "CNet
- Give a Gift, and a Tech Support Headache"
Yeah, seriously, this is the main reason why i dont give tech gifts
anymore, no more hardware or software upgrades from me; but this still
doesnt stop family members from giving tech gifts. I swear, People who
dont know how to use technology shouldnt be allowed to buy it or recieve
it in anyway. Like my mom, i love her dearly, but she wants one of these
RCA input DVD Recorder jobbies for converting old Home movies to DVD.
But i can only see the impending "Why doesnt this work?" or
"Why doesnt this do <function> like this?" or "How
can i do <unsupported function> with this?" Just kill me
now.
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| "Ananova
- Holy Man Stay Standing for 2years" and this
begs 2 questions.. 1) Why? 2) Why is this news?
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| "XYZ
Computing - Daisy Chaining Your UPS's" Yup,
daisy chaining UPS is not a good thing. Frankly if yer UPS is too small,
you should definately buy a bigger one, UPS's are one of those things
i just couldnt live without. They've saved my ass time and time again..
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| "BBCNews
- Apple Sues 'Tiger' File Sharers" Seriously
Apple is sueing everyone nowadays.. I can see this hurting thier loyal
(zealots) fans.
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| "Rocky
Mountain News - Probe Begins Fall to Titan"
welp, we shall see what happens.. if the probe crashes and burns (Which
im sure it will) or if it will actually succeed in finding out some
interesting stuff about one of Saturns moons.. Sent in by: `Nemesis
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| "Fleshlight.com
- Realistic Mr. Limpy Penis" lol i dont think
i've ever been "too stressed" to get a woody, infact, 90%
of my days i'm a walking boner; But yeah, Realistic Sex Toys.. What
will they think of next? Sent in by: Tristan
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| "World
of Warcraft Forums - Professions Discussion"
hah! Oh god.. i just dont know what to say.. These people are playing
one of the best RPG Games ever made (i'm only repeating what i've read,
i havnt actually played WoW yet.) but yeah, these nerds are saying "OMG
FISHING WAS THE BEST PART OF THE GAME!" when the combat, or the
experience or the quest system is suppose to be so great. *Shrug* nerds... Sent in by: SenorBeef
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| "ABCNews
- Spawn Publisher Bankruptcy Court" Doh! Sux
2 b Todd McFarlane..
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| "Lego
BasketBrawl Set" *snicker*
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| "Canada.com
- Swiss Student Busted for Trying to Hide Salami from Aussie"
*snicker* Hide the salami eh... <insert cheesy joke
here>
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| "IBM
- Craft a Load-Balancing Cluster with ClusterKnoppix" OoOooOoooo
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| "Slashdot
- MPAA Goes After More Bittorrent Site Operators"
i've never been a huge fan of bittorrent, so this wont really bother
me.. but i know people who rely on it to get everything from Radio shows
to Home Reciepes.. ah well Sent in by: `Nemesis
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| "Tor.Eff
- An Anonymous Internet Communication System"
hrmm this sounds similar to WASTE (The program that was released by
the guy who made Gnutella and then retracted the next day by AOL (the
company he now works for)) Sent in by: Datsum
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| "Chick.com
- Are Roman Catholics Christians?" heh. Religion...
Sent in by: d13
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| ugh,
chances are, right now im writhing in agony, having to deal with my
family... ugh.. but merry christmas to all those who are celebrating. .cre
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| "VG
Cats - HeadCrab Poop" heh, k, now this is kinda
funny
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| "Jerkcity
- When You Care Enough to Suck the Very Best" heh,
k, this is like the first funny jerkcity in awhile..
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| "LA
Times - L.A.'s Budding Mogadishus" holy crap
balls, Land of the Free, and Home of the Brave...
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| "Recorder.ca
- Year Oddities" *snicker* this is great! take
a read.. Canucks rule.. Sent in by: Andrew S.
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| "CollegeHumor
- Peter Griffin, and Michael Moore, Seperated at Birth"
<insert fat white guy joke here> Sent in by: Datsum
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| "DeviantArt
- Warn a Brother Background" HEH Sent in by: Veinen
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| Holy
crap.. its xmas eve.. durrr. i still got shoppin to do.. Also.. Why's
it snowing so damn much.. well wait.. the snow can stay.. but this bonechilling
cold has gotta go.. .cre
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| "Bit-Tech.net
- HyperCube2 Part 1" Holy shit balls, click
through this build up. as much as i think these neon case boys are lame,
this custom case is pretty badass. it must have taken forever to put
together though.
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| "Aftenposten
- Archaeologists Strike Gold in Secret Spot" Heh,
is it just me, or does these little gold thingies look like ancient
postage stamps?
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| "BBCNews
- Games Giant EA Buys UbiSoft Stake" Uhm yeah,
i think EA Games is buying up everything........
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| "The
Smoking Gun - Oprah and Rainbows" *snicker*
Oprah rules. Sent in by: Hee-La
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| "eBay
- Actual Water Elvis Drank From, Onstage 2/21/77" oh
my god.. i guess its true.. you can sell anything on ebay.. Sent in by: Datsum
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| "Free
Mame Rom Society" hrmm heres an interesting
concept.. sending blank cd's and some pocket change to some guys, and
recieving a set of mame roms... interesting.. Sent in by: Beavnuts
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| "CNN
- Kia Spectra Rates 'Poor' in Crash Tests"
this is what happens when a country who doesnt have any local iron mines,
and who's only way of getting Iron/Steel is to buy other country's Scrap/Slag
tries to make a car.. Even though these cars are cheap, they're clearly
far from safe.. Would you want to trust the lives of you (and your family,
if you've got one) to something this unsafe? Hell, they might aswell,
put large spikes on the steering wheel and dash for "added safety"..
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| "BBCNews
- Poles Play with GameBoys 'Blip-pop'" yeah
i've heard of some DJ's just using an array of Oldschool gameboys to
make music. Pretty badass if you ask me. also see
here.
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| "Excite
- Hey, Can i Get a Closer Look at That Permit.."
heh, i can see some girls *ONLY* wearing their "permits"
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| "ABCNews.au
- Mystery Martian Cleans US Space Buggy" OooOoOO
They're now speculating that 'someone' was cleaning the Solar Power
Generator Cells on the Mars Rover. Yeah.. I'll believe that... No Really.. Sent in by: `Nemesis
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| "Angelo.com
- Speed Lives" oh my god.. this is teh coolest
dude ever.. Hair Metal Forevah! Sent in by: Stubbs
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| "Semenax
- Increase Your Load" lol, im amazed that companies
can make a product like this and market it with a straight face. Sent in by: Reverend_Quj
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|
| "Ill
Will Press - No Christmas For You!" foamy4evah!
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| "BBCNews
- Baby Cut from Womb 'Found Alive'" Jesus..
what is wrong with you americans.. Killing an 8month pregnant woman,
and then cutting the 'child' from her womb, and leaving it for dead..
Jesus.. theres some sick people in Missouri.
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| "Reuters
- Flaw Discovered in Google Desktop Search Fixed"
uhm but i thought this 'flaw' was an undocumented feature? heh
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| "Angry
Alien - It's a Wonderful Life, Reinacted in 30seconds, by Bunnies"
heh awesome.
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| "NewsObserver
- Guardsmen Killed Iraqi After Sex" durrr..
i thought the US Military still frowned on gays in the military? ah
well, i really dont know what to say about this.. Sent in by: Wolf-
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| "The
Zoom Quilt" click your mouse on the image,
hold it and move the mouse, its like a zooming thingy that goes on forever
and ever.. Sent in by: ^_ToXiC_^
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| "SomethingAwful
- Most Touching Internet Tribute to 9/11" make
sure you turn your speakers down. But yeah, some of these are funny
(no im not laughing at the tragedy, im laughing at the furries). Sent in by: Servo
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