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 "Seattle
Times - Three Storms Threaten to Strike U.S. At Once"
What?! Something is threatening the USA? Whats HomeLand Security doing?!? 
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| "Worth1000
- Photoshop Contests - Movie Posters" heh some
of these are pretty good, but the most, are uber gay..
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| "Voodoo
Extreme - Interplay Out of Business?" why must
all the good companies go under? Interplay ruled.. The whole Descent
Series.. Best Game Series ever!
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| "eBaumsWorld
- Police Chase.wmv" dayom~ this dude is hardcore..
I'd never guess someone driving a Ford Escort could be such a badass.. Sent in by: Iscariot
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| "CardStacking
Galleries" Holy Shit! i dunno how these dudes
do this.. When i used to try and make little card houses (you know the
basic ones) and they'd fall, i'd get so frustrated, i'd want to kill,
these guys must have the resolve of the ancients... Sent in by: Dromio
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| "Useless
Junk - Fart Porn - Two Words That Should Never Go Together"
k, let me first say, this isnt work safe. but its hilarious.
Where else would you see crazy shit like this? Only on the intarweb.. Sent in by: `Fluke
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| "BBCNews
- California's Porn Industry HIV Scare" see,
when im watching porn, i dont like to see any form of contraceptive,
its just a turn off.. i dunno why.. maybe because it seems unnatural..
*Shrug*
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| "CapeCod
- Snow Shuts Down Major California Highway"
Ha! talk about a natural disaster, i wonder how much money the tsunami
stricken countries will be sending to help the US on this one..
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| "eBay
- Lucifer's Hotpocket Again" *Snicker*
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| "HandGun
Magazine - What Really Happens in a GunFight?"
Wait.. you mean hollywood lies? Gunfights are not all jumping behind
boxes with Dual Desert Eagles blazing, nameless/faceless people dying
in huge blood explosions? Sent in by: `Nemesis
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| "Scientific
America - Geographer of the Male Genome" whoa!
this one article has taught me more about DNA then i learned in school..
Feer Sent in by: Reverend_Quj
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| "enGadget
- The ScreamBody Lets you Vent Silentely" heh,
this is kinda cool, but i cant see someone carrying around a big fuzzy
pillow-type thing everywhere.. Sent in by: mkow
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| "Excite
- Two Dolphins Trapped by Tsunami in Thai Lake"
Ah Ha! i posted an article earlier about land animals who seemingly
completely avoided being hurt by the tsunami.. But it appears their
"highly" intelligent marine counterparts somehow managed to
get fooled, and washed inland, into smaller bodies of water.. Heh. kinda
makes you wonder.. Who's smarter.. a Desert Rat? or a Dolphin.
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| "Gizmag
- Preparations for World's First Human Landing WITHOUT a Parachute"
Uhm, well im sure this could be done, i think this dudes a little too
ambitious; and im sure his first attempt will cause serious injury.
So stay tuned, i'll try to follow this one heh.
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| "Ananova
- Fan Splashes Out On Elvis' Water" Followup:
Wooo, some gip paid 400$usd for it.. Big whoop.... why is this news?
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| "TaxiDriver
- Kirsten Dunst Titty Ooops" yikes, looks like
she's hiding pancakes in her bikini. Oh this is NOT work safe. as it
features mild nudity.. Sent in by: Servo
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| "Rense
- Insanity - 55Years in Prison for Selling Marijuana"
Dayom! See, i dont smoke (alot) of marijuana; but i know that this is
retarted. Child Rape should carry this kinda sentence... Not selling
dope... Sent in by: Reverend_Quj
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| "CSMajor
- Origami Vagina.pdf" heh this rules. Sent in by: SirHugh
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| "The
Taiwan Small Orange Project" Damn. these people
have way too much time on their hands.
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| "Ananova
- Giant Snake Scares Factory Workers" ha! so
this goes to show ya, Anaconda's like booze.
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| "CNN
- Plan to Bring Chinese Cars to U.S." uh yeh..
we all know how much of a success the YUGO was..... Seriously though,
with the state that the US Economy is in, im surprized that they're
letting this bricklin guy import more cars...
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| "Telegraph
- Bang, Bang You're Dead" heh, how can you
train soldiers without the equipment they'll be required to use in battle.
Boy am i glad im not in the military now.
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| "Wooly
Thinking - The Dark Room" hrmm im not sure
i understand what this thing does.. you can look around and click on
stuff, and it does wierd things.. i dont get it.. Sent in by: ^doom
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| "EarthFiles
- Abrupt Climate Change Occured 5200 Years Ago"
whoa! take a look at this, see now this is what more articles need,
accompany pictures; When i read stuff like this i need proof that what
they're saying could have actually happened.. Sent in by: Reverend_Quj
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| "God
Bless America.org" heh a Pro Gun Owners ISP,
just incase any of you gun owners needed an ISP catered directly towards
being armed.. Sent in by: Barnabas
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| "Ill
Will Press - So I Said to my Doctor" alright,
this has to be the gayest Ill Will Press ever..
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| "Kotaku
- Apex Cans Their Drop-and-Play PC Console"
heh, When will people learn, that cross over PC-Console devices just
arnt practical. If you already own a PC why would you want a Second
PC attached to your TV (for twice the price). Why not just buy a TV
Card, and a Wireless keyboard/mouse.. that sounds a heck of a lot more
practical than anything else.
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"Aftenposten
- Teens Nabbed for 'Disgusting' Vandalism"
*snicker* i love this one paragraph
"Søreide discovered the feces Monday morning. He called the police, who arrived to find the two boys smearing it in the stairwell. It was unclear whether the feces was their own."Seriously whats wrong with the norwegian teens..
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| "Ananova
- University Offers UFOs Course" Uh yeah, and
i wonder who would honor such a degree? I cant see any company hiring
someone who has "Doctorate of UFO's" on thier resume..
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| "PBS.org
- Is Walmart Good for America?" yeah, if you
guys have like an hour of free time, check this out, i can imagine alot
of you knew this stuff already (as i knew most of it at the time of
viewing). but its interesting to see how the largest company in the
world is screwing america/canada over.. I refuse to shop at walmart.. Sent in by: Uri
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| "Mgnet
- Two Tenn. Couples Charged in $1.5 Million Scheme Aimed at Wal-mart
Stores" Yes! down with walmart! Switching UPC
codes. its so simple, i dunno why we havnt heard of it before. Sent in by: mkow
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| "Scientific
America - The Case of the Pilfered Planet"
hrmmm.... Interesting... Sent in by: Reverend_Quj
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| holy
mother of god.. i'm still recovering.. i dont think my body was ever
made to injest that much chinese food and then all that booze. Ugh..
Damn you china! .cre
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| "Yahoo
- Where are All the Dead Animals? Sri Lanka Asks" heh,
i know im gonna be herald as an asshole for this, but it appears that
the animals were smarter then 116,000 people...
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| "TombRaiderChronicles
- Infinium to Debut Phantom at CES" Followup:
uh yeah. we'll see if this actually happens or not..
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| "CNN
- Fly-Eating Robot Powers Itself" mmmm So they
plan on this robot patrolling homes? Using human feces for 'bait'..
uhm yeah. i can see this looks great on paper...
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| "USPS.com
- ZipCode Lookup" rofl, this is great.. To
find a Zipcode, you need a Zipcode.. Priceless! Sent in by: Stu
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| "Amazon
- Erotic Dots: Join the Dots to Create 60 Exciting Pictures"
*snicker* i dont know a single adult who would find this interesting,
and even kids would lose patience with it.. I'm not sure who would ever
want to buy this. Sent in by: Mr. Furious
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| "Earth
Observatory - Tsunami Pictures" alright i know
i've posted alot about the Tsunami's as of recent.. But its not everyday
that something like this happens.. Sent in by: Flatline
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| Alright,
If yer reading this, I've prolly survived the night. I hope you all
have aswell. .cre
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| "eBaumsWorld
- One Leg Dancer" *snicker* this is awesome
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| "eBay
- 1969-1972 Levis Vintage 501xx Hidden Seam"
uhm can someone explain why these are so expensive? i dont get it...
is this a joke?
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| "FBI
Crime Alert - Corey Joseph Cooksey" ok, the
bulk of this article isnt interesting at all.. But.. i find the fact
that the FBI has made a mistake on their website to be mildly funny,
If you notice, down at the bottom, the girl was apparently born 6months
ago. heh. ah well, im lame..
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| "Classic
'80s Games: Play Now" holy crap, these rock!
i know what i'll be doing at work today.. Sent in by: [Omega]
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| "Yahoo
- Male Birth Control Moves Closer to Reality"
durr. so basically this is poison for your testicles.. It sounds like
a good idea.. Except, i wonder what other parts of the body this will
'hurt'.. Sent in by: Revernd_Quj
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| "Akamai
- Phil Anselmo.wmv" alright, some of you remember
me from highschool, i was a metal (damn i was cool) anyway, one of the
bands that i liked alot at that time was Pantera, infact i still have
a few of their CDs somewhere. But seriously, yeah its a tragedy that
Dimebag got shot and killed on stage for no reason, But Come on.. Phil....
This dude is supposed to be HARDCORE, not some bleeding heart pussy.
Honestly, watch this, and try to imagine him Screaming into a microphone
about being Driven by Demons and shizz. I have just lost all respect
for Pantera and Phil Anselmo. Sent in by: HiHat
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