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 "White
Ninja - Rabbits and Lipstick" *snicker* white
ninja rules. 
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| "Ananova
- Man Peed Way Out of Avalanche" lol.. "Now
my kidney's and liver hurt...." no shit boozey, But seriously though..
This is why everyone should have 3x 24pack's of beer in their trunks...
It just may save your life one day.
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| "Reuters
- Missile Deleted from eBay But Launcher Remains"
Followup: to the Scud being sold on eBay. Looks like they didnt like
the missile being included on the deal heh. I wonder why? :)
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| "IGN
- Playstation 2 - Picture Perfect Gran Turismo 4's Photo Mode"
god damn you sony.. I've been boycotting you since jan of 2001, when
i bought my PS2 for 479$ (with 2 games of course), and then 2 months
later you dropped the price to 199.99$.. But this Photomode and the
HDTV Options for GT4 are probably gonna break me.. I hate it when a
company gets the better of me.
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| "Post
Secret" hah! some of these are great. Sent in by: _Spectre_
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| "Sex'n'
Fun - Bunny Suicides" ok, these are great.
seriously, they're hilarious. and its worksafe.. also see
here. Sent in by: `Nemesis
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| "CraigsList
- From MaxiPads to Slippers" *snicker* Sent in by: DirectorSG
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| Oh
shizz. Gotta run. being late rules.. .cre
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| "ZDNet
- Will Mac Mini Spur petite-PC Revolution"
uh Apple hopes that these mini-macs will make their way into Kitchens
and stuff? Everyone i know (who use a mac) use it for video editing
and image editing, i dunno who would want to make mpegs and stuff in
their kitchens.... Maybe its a popular hobby with the mac-kiddies, but
it just doesnt make sense to me.
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| "CNN
- Porn Star Hawks Mobile 'Moan Tones'" oh my
god. She really looks haggard before she's airbrushed into perfection..
What happened to girls just lookin sexy? why do they have to turn into
plastic surgery freaks (like michael jackson).. Next thing you know,
Jenna will have a theme park in her backyard, and she'll be getting
little boys drunk, and deflowering them (not that i could see them complaining
or bringing any lawsuits onto her, since technically she'd be doing
them a favor.). But seriously.. She's gross..
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| "eBay
- 1969 Chevy Camaro" Oh my, read the last paragraph.
I've never read anything that graphic in my entire life... It made me
cringe.. I gotta be more careful during sex, cuz i had no idea something
like this could happen.... Yikes!
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| "Modillian
- GTA Base Jumping.wmv" k this rules. Sent in by: IkeTurner
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| "nmFree
- CowboysLockerRoom.mpeg" bhahah. watch closely...
Sent in by: `Nemesis
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| "Paper
Enigma Machine" OoOOoooOOO I'm gonna have to
print this at work and have some WWII Crypto Fun. Sent in by: _Spectre_
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| ok,
so im leading a campaign against the makers of "Yop" (yoplait)
and "Pepto Bismol" (proctor and gamble), due to their stupid
ass commercials.. some of you know, that i used to avoid the TV like
the plague; frankly because, i had a shitty TV. So recently i purchased
a nice TV (a really really nice TV). And thus, i've started watching
TV again. But yeah, whoever thought that the 'Yop' Commercial with a
bunch of stupid kids with over emphasized mouths singing raggae was
a 'cool' way to get some kids interested in Yop was sorrily mistaken,
they would have been better to yield a campaign that involved raping
of young children, that would have been more effective in my books,
as more people would have realized they're marketing staff should be
shot.. Oh god. and the 'Pepto' ad with those wanna-be walmart employee's
dancing around at the end.. Holy christ its like a retarted macarena;
except they tried to be all multi-cultural and stuck basically one person
from ever side of the globe.. Way to go Proctor and Gamble and Yoplait,
i will never purchase your products again. .cre
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| "News.com
- Exeem Opens New File-Swapping Doors" Hrmmm..
I'm not sure how i feel about this.. I love downloading the TV Shows
that i miss, but i hate bittorrent..... We shall see how this works.
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| "eBaumsWorld
- Ballmer Windows.wmv" ha! awesome
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| "Project:
Toaster Case" alright. this is cool in my books.. Sent in by: Wolf-
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| "OMGPliable
- Yakety Cats.avi" Ok, i know i've posted this
before, but it still rules, The little kitten who jumps the huge dog..
Rules.. the cat who jumps onto the counter top, and then loses it, and
takes out the toaster, Rocks! Sent in by: maxtype
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| "eBay
- Mazda Protege - Hello Kitty Edition" oh my
god. i wouldnt buy this.. and i wouldnt park beside this.. its the ugliest
thing i've seen since that new Dodge Charger... Sent in by: Sandstorm
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| 'Kare11
- Smart People Jump From Their Moving Cars Before Accidents"
no really.. i've never seen anyone do something this stupid... This
would have been a darwin award if that girl had gotten run over by the
white merc. Seriously.. Stupid Americans and snow... they shouldnt ever
mix... Sent in by: Usteppin
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|
| "Yahoo
- Late-Night King Johnny Carson Dies, at 79"
Thats some wierd wild shhhtuff... RIP Johnny :(
|
| "CNet
- Buffalo Announces Terastation" Hrmm.. This
is kinda cool, but still pricey for a storage solution. Since you could
build an "homemade" version for a few hundred bucks less..
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| "Ananova
- Man Survives Month Lost in Caves" Wow...
he's french... and he didnt surrender to the darkness.. i'm impressed.
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| "Excite
- Cocaine Makes White Christmas For Santa Figures" heh
im surprized this is news.. When a movie (Traffic) outlined the distribution
of cocaine through the disguise of ominous white figurines years ago;
you'd think drug dealers/traffickers would try to find a less-known
way of sneaking drugs around..
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| "Fett.org
- Abdul Rifle.wmv" heh i know i've posted this
before, but its still funny.. Little dude, big gun.. heh. Sent in by: m4x
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| "Motive
Grounds - Winnebago Man.mov" *snicker* now
this is a salesman i'd like to work with.. He rules. Sent in by: ^doom
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| "TeenageTight
- Jap Bitch Slap.asf" Wow! some of these little
japanese girls are pretty tough, they didnt even get teary-eyed after
a firm slap.. I'm sure this fills some strange internet fetish realestate
but otherwise.. Dayom.. these girls are tough.. Sent in by: Smash0r
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|
| "Spark
Fun Electronics - Portable Rotary Phone" alright
this one is for geeks only. I'm not quite sure what brought this idea
on, but it is pretty cool. just image walking into a coffee shop, sitting
down, and pulling out your laptop and your portable rotary phone, and
sitting them on the table, and starting to work away... and then having
the phone ring. and answer it like what you were doing was normal...
Even better.. Get one of those bright red phones that they have at the
White House and at the Missile Silo's and use that.. You'd be a total
badass..
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| "eBay
- Ok, I Will See Your ForeHead Ad, and Raise You One"
this forehead stuff is just getting out of hand..
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| "Yahoo
- Army Prepares 'Robo-Soldier' for Iraq" This
just isnt as cool as it should be.. It looks like they've just grabbed
an 'off the shelf' Swat robot, and are deploying it to Iraq... What
i really wanna is, is one of those walking Honda/Sony robots, with like
a shoulder mounted RPG and Machine Gun.. Now that would be way cooler
then this thing..
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| "BBCNews
- Why Didn't the Allies Bomb Auscwitz?" you
know, i always wondered how the germans managed to transport prisons
by rail.. i always thought the allies and the soviets destroyed like
90% of the railways through germany and poland...
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| "BassFiles
- Patches the Horse.wmv" k, this isnt the one
with the woman having sex with the horse, this one is much gayer, and
is worksafe... Sent in by: MudBuddha
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| "MSNBC
- Jan 24th. Called Worst Day of The Year" lol,
now this is great! I can just see everyone who had a birthday on Jan24th
commiting suicide right now... Sent in by: Wolf-
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| "Channel
Cincinati - Company Fires All Employee's Who Smoke"
ha! i know these are tough times for small companies, but this is going
a little bit overboard on trying to save a buck on health insurance... Sent in by: p0ng
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|
| "Penny
Arcade - Ikea Delivery Man" Bhahahha, this
one is great.. it actually made me openly laugh.. It takes alot to make
me openly laugh..
|
| "Canada.com
- Norwegians Confused by Buh Family's Satanic Salute"
yup, i hate to say it.. i dont care what the Bush folks say it is..
They're Satan Worshipers..
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| "Dodge
- Charger Gallery" Oh god... I love Dodge and
everything, but i hope this thing gets some serious design revisions
before it goes to production.. Cuz this thing is ugly :( what happened
to the old-new design, that was mildly based on the intrepid platform,
and ran on CNG ?
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| "Excite
- Husband Commits Suicide, Then Wife Wakes from Coma"
owned by drama...
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| "Eat
Babies.com" i dont get it.... Sent in by: _Spectre_
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| "The
WVSR - Weatherman Try Out.swf" this dude is
so awkward, that its making me feel awkward just by watching him.. I'm
guessing this guy didnt get the job :) heh Sent in by: Wolf-
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| "MSN
- Creeps" this is why the only girls on the
internet should be overweight men in their 40s who are looking to make
fun of other old overweight men.. Sent in by: ^_ToXiC_^
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|
| "BBCNews
- Alzheimer Brain Damage 'Reversed'" k, well,
the title of the article isnt 100% true, it doesnt reverse the damage,
it only removes toxic deposits in the brain that cause the damage..
but still, anyone who's watched someone slip away knows that this alzheimers
shit is serious.. and i'd love to see the day that they can stop it
from happening..
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| "BBSpot
- Game Box Review: Doom3" heh, note.. this
is a review of the *box* of doom3.. not the actual game..
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| "Excite
- Oh, You Ordered the No-Tooth Crust?" *shudder*
this sorta thing would keep me from eating pizza forever...
|
| "CapeCod
Online - Woman Gives Birth to Giant Baby" Holy
shazbot.. 16.7lbs.. thats like the size of a big turkey...
|
| "eBay
- Handspring Visor Deluxe" i have no desire
to purchase this device, but im strangely drawn to this auction... Sent in by: Sandstorm
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| "Ananova
- Police Hunt Poo Protesters" bhahahha these
dudes rule.. funniest shit ever.. also see
here. Sent in by: |TchorT|
|
| "FindSounds.com
- Search the Web for Sounds" Wow.. its like
Google Image Search... only for sounds.... Sent in by: qSparky
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|
| "News
- Judge Orders IBM to Reveal Unix Code" heh
sux 2 b IBM.. looks like this SCO thing still isnt over........
|
| "Ananova
- Scud Missile for Sale" I'm surprized we havnt
seen more of these on the market, since the fall of the iraqi empire.
|
| "The
Register - 'EA Leak' Yields Late 2005 Xbox 2 Ship Date" Woooo!
|
| "Apple
- Fantastic Four Trailer" oh god.. dont ruin
another comic book series for me.. please stop now..
|
| "eBay
- Whiffle / Wiffle Bat of Justice" *snicker*
... OF JUSTICE! (say it loud, its a hellovalot funnier) Sent in by: Tom
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| "SeattlePi
- The Ship Has Come in for Local Lego Artist" god
damnit. why cant i get into the Lego Sculpting business... I'm sure
i could be good at it... i like playing with lego, im smart, im good
with my hands.. WHY MUST YOU OSTRACIZE ME FROM YOUR LEGO CULT?!?! Sent in by: Year Lee
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| "Yahoo
- Professor's Saturn Experiment Forgotten"
oh man this has to suck... Nothing like waiting for 7 years, for your
experiment to reach a far away planet, just to have some monkey at the
switches forget to flip your toggle, and all of a sudden your 7years
of waiting is meaningless.. If i was this guy, i'd kill everyone... Sent in by: mkow
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|
| "Excite
- No Girlie Car Please... We're Dodge!" Now
this is what i like to see, a car manufacturer who isnt interesting
in pacifying cars to female drivers; I'm tired of seeing cars with 160hp
which should have like 200+. Frankly, I love dodge, i love their old
cars, and i love their new cars (the magnum is hardcore, i would have
bought one, except the Hemi+6speed was gonna raise my insurance rates
by like 7000$/year). But yeah, New Dodge Charger.. Yum!
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| "Ananova
- Lights To be Dimmed for Prostitutes" lol,
"Bright lights are putting off potential customers.." Ha!
nothing like using the darkness to hide your ugliness. I guess its buyer-be-ware
over in Belgium..
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| "BBCNews
- US Peer-to-Peer Pirates Convicted" Yikes!
i guess this is the problem with Direct Connect networks, the networks
can be setup to require a certain amount of shared files, so it would
be easy for the FBI to target these 'heavy-hitters'. So be forewarned
about sharing files on these public p2p networks.
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| "Aftenposten
- Gyencology Studied on Unwitting Patients" Oh
my... If i was a woman in Norway.. having my bit looked at while i was
drugged in a hospital.. i'd feel like my trust had been broken, and
i had been violated.. Geeez.. who thought this was a good idea?
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| "TheThreeAmigos.org"
lol Sent in by: Wolf-
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| "Amazon
- JL421 Badonkadonk Land Cruiser/Tank" durr,
is this supposed to be the tank from starwars? kinda pricey if you ask
me... Sent in by: mkow
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| "EveryVideoGame
- Play Nintendo and Sega Games Online for Free"
Oh my god! this is the greatest website ever. Seriously you must bookmark
this sucker cuz you'll never find anything better then this.. Sent in by: FreshEveryTime
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|
| Alright,
usually i try to avoid promoting other companies/people on my website
(unless they're sponsors). But, i have to plug a good friend of mine,
since he's doing something very noble. He's participating in an event
to help raise money for breast cancer research. Anyway, If you (my readers)
happen to feel like donating, please do so, at (click
here). .cre
|
| "Ananova
- Sperm Race TV Show Launched in Germany" Damn
these crazy germans and their strange TV shows..
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| "BBCNews
- Forehead ad Auction Hits $30,000" pfft. 30k
for a non-permanent tattoo. screw that. If it was permanent, i would
totally bid. but if its just ink forget about it.
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| "USAToday
- Nail Found Embedded in Construction Worker's Skull" Damn.
a 4inch nail in your skull, only causes a slight tooth ache, and blurry
vision, the human body is an amazing structure..
|
| "Scorched
Earth 2000" Oh scorched earth.. how i remember
thee fondly. but yeah, now it looks like theres a web/java version which
allows online play.. Feer..check it out if your bored, and play against
yer friends.. Sent in by: Usteppin
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| "RevengeWorld.com"
bhahah! Oh my christ this shit is great! Warning may not be work safe,
as the 'welcome' page features nude photos of some girl. But seriously,
you may wanna wait to check this link out, until theres no one around,
this site is fucken great! Hell i've been thinking about posting a few
of my stories up there.. Comedy Gold! Sent in by: Agent Cooper
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| "Dodge
- Tomahawk" durrr.. does this mean they're
actually making these monsters of motorbikes? Sent in by: Wolf-
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