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February 7th
"FireHouse.com - Car Vs. Telephone Wires" Holy crap, i had no idea that the power lines were that tough, and hell, even the guidewires held.. I'm impressed, clearly these telephone poles are miracles of engineering.. oh wait.. its just a telephone pole..

"Ananova - Yes! Orgasmatron Works!" lol I guess this is one of the first steps towards having a bionic person. well, cept is females only..

"Yahoo - Peru's Rare 'Mermaid' Baby to Have Risky Surgery" Yikes! Mutants! Kill them! oh wait.. This is actually pretty cool, assuming that they could use their legs like flippers.. but i doubt they can.. So really, this is just a useless mutation.. bleh..

"BBCNews - Casino Royale Is Next Bond Movie" Woo! i dont think there has been a better movie series then the Bond Series; and if the director guy from GoldenEye is doing Casino Royale, i'm gonna be going to the theatre with boners of anticipation.

"Zelda: Ocarina of Time" ok, let me pass on a little wisdom a friend of mine who works at gamesworkshop (the guys who make those little table top games) told me; "If a model looks like shit, painting wont help it.." and thats what these pictures scream. Sure the costumes look ok, but the people wearing them are gross..
Sent in by: Nitro
"Snopes - Fake VW Polo Commercial" oh yeah, i posted the followup to this, without posting the original. i think im losing my mind. anyway, the commercial rules.
Sent in by: Hudson
"Etienne.nu - Image Puzzle" i dont get it...
Sent in by: Tristan
 
February 6th
"The Smoking Gun - Why Cop Cars Have Bars" *Snicker* Dumbest dude ever..

"BBCNews - Warnings About Junk Mail Deluge" you know, the rate that junk mail is growing, isn't very promising for the future.. 10years ago, when i was still young to the internet, i used to get, maybe 2-3 junk emails per day. Now.. I get around 30-90 depending on how many times others think i need a larger penis. And my spam filters are great, but they still have to download the email from the server, which drinks bandwidth (albiet not alot of bandwidth, but if this continues to grow, then the traffic created may become an issue for ISPs.

"IGN - Playstation 2: Family Guy Lives!" hrmm, no real details yet.. but im holding my breath.. i havnt ever found a TV show quite as entertaining as Family Guy.

"Ananova - Drivers Made to Hop Like Frogs" *snicker* i'd prefer to pay a fine, then to have to hop like a frog, for 1/2 a kilometer; Think about it.. it can take like 6 mins to walk 1/2 a km, just imagine how long it would take to "hop" like a frog... I'd want to kill someone after that..

"Souf Oaklin - Asian Tattoo Artist Inks Revenge from Behind Bars" ghahah, this is a followup from ages ago, when this guy supposedly got caught tattoo "Prostitute" instead of "Princess" on the backs/necks of college girls (in japanese or something ofcourse). Anyway, its still funny..
Sent in by: Wolf-
"Latino MTV Ad" Rofl. this is the funniest thing ive seen all day.
Sent in by: DirectorSG
"TheRightReport - Why We'll Win This War" You know... If the US Military is looking for good marketing, they should just play noble stories like this, Cuz this guy is the bravest soul i've never heard of...
Sent in by: `Nemesis
 
February 5th
"Kevin Rose.com - Fitting a PC into the Mini-Mac" heh, i knew it was only a matter of time, before someone converted the Mini-Mac into a Mini-PC..

"ClickOnDetroit - Mom Accused of Delivering Heroin to Son at School" Jesus.. Whats wrong with you americans?

"Ananova - How Not To Test a Hand Grenade" Leave it to the Germans to call a bluff..

"Kelloggs - Take the All-Bran Challenge" *Snicker* Good ole'Billy'Shatner rocks!
Sent in by: DirectorSG
"PCWord - Sony Considers Opening PSP" Christ, its gonna be the mini-disc all over again.. Dont get me wrong, The mini-disc was great technology, infact, for a little while i was even considering getting one. But come on people, it didnt work the first time, what makes sony think i'll work again.
Sent in by: Mr. Furious
"TuckerMax - Tucker Tries Buttsex" alright, im sure i've posted this before, but its still hilarious! I often find the stories Tucker tells, as ones very similar to happenings in my own life, but this one takes the cake..
Sent in by: Stubbs
 
February 4th
"JoyStiq - Ion Storm Shutting Its Doors?" *Snicker* Looks like Romero ran his first company into the ground.. i wonder how his second will manage.

"Sequential Pictures - Star Wars Episode III: A Lost Hope" *Snicker*

"CNN - Creators of VW Spoof Ad Apologize" pfft. Come on.. This was a great ad.. Infact, if they sold VW Polo's in Canada, i'd prolly have gone and checked one of them out.. Not that i'd buy a German Auto (since they're super expensive), but i'd still wanna see if they really were durable little runabouts.

"Aftenposten - 12-Year-Old Raised Terrorism Alarm" Mental note... dont wear a Balaclava near airports.. CUZ THATS WHUT TERRISTS WEAR DUH! ah well, nothing like a little over reacting..

"Telegraph - If You Don't Take a Job as a Prostitute, We Can Stop Your Benefits" lol
Sent in by: _Spectre_
"GameDaily - Bounty Hunter Job Posting Generates Surprizing Response" ha! this is awesome. too bad i never saw the posting, cuz i would have applied.. and i have a scary history that if this was a real job posting, i would probably be qualified heh
Sent in by: mkow
"WorldNetDaily - How Bush's Vodka Thwarted Putin's Thugs" Oh god this is great. take a read.
Sent in by: Wolf-
 
February 3rd
"CNN - Marine Survives 9 Bombs" Damn.. You know.. if you've you've survived an attack of 9 bombs, maybe you should be trying to transfer out of the region known as the "Triangle of Death..." but this just goes to show how well those Hummers and Flak Jackets work..

"Ananova - Hen Produces Spoon-Shaped Egg" First 2 headed Goats.. now oddly shaped Eggs... whats next? 4 Legged children?

"Researchers Map the Sexual Network of an Entire HighSchool" ha! click on the little mappy thing on the left hand side.. Notice.. theres a few Blue-Blue Dots and a few Pink-Pink Connecting dots.. I was never aware of any homo-relationships in my highschool.. I thought that sorta thing never happened.

"OSViews - Top 10 Apple Flops" *Snicker* i never knew Apple tried to make a Console. Awesome.

"News24 - Hubby Does it Doggy Style" WHAT?!?! Its not Illegal to have sex with animals in Cambodia?!?!?
Sent in by: Wolf-
"Recorder.ca - Naked-Statue-Uproar" bhahahah! Oh my god this is great! Nothing like pummeling a stone penis statue into rubble. I guess theres a fine line between Art and Revolting Fallic statues heh.
Sent in by: Hudson
"RawJunk - Face vs. Wall" k, first this is kinda graphic... so weak stomaches beware. But this is why you shouldnt do stupid stuff...
Sent in by: `Nemesis
 
February 2nd
"Excite - Stripper Wins Damages After Tiger Attack" Ha! Take a read to this; A tiger charged their car, and ran into it. it startled the driver, who accidently hit the "automatically lower windows so tigers can eat occupants" button.. And well as you can imagine, the tigers attacked both of the people in the vehicle.. My question is, if they're scared of tigers... is African Lion Safari really the best place to visit?

"BBCNews - Petrified Wood Created in the Lab" Yeh, it doesnt take millions of years to turn something to stone; if you can hold the oxygen outside of the material for long enough (Submerging in a liquid solution) it will eventually petrify.

"Fantasy Flight Games - Doom The Boardgame" Errrr. i'd love to see this be successful, but i get the strangest feeling that they'd bastardize the original 'soul' of the game.. I'm sure other Table Top RPGs would be more suitably adapted to the the Doom 'Religion', instead of some no-name company making their own game..

"eBay - IBM Think Pad Laptop or Reboot" this is gayest thing i've ever seen.. This "artist" is trying too hard..

"NewYork Daily - Horror in Bag - Man Leg" Yikes! How on earth could you confuse a bag of effects; with a bag containing a frozen leg?
Sent in by: Wolf-
"eBayMotors - Chevy Cavalier Muscle Car" Oh my god.. I'm speechless
Sent in by: Usteppin
 
February 1st
Yikes! Late for work again.. Ugh..
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"Ananova - Angelina's Magic Gift to Brad" Damn that bitch is hot.

"Ill Will Press - Bust..." heh titties rule..

"Ananova - Simon Mistaken for Beggar" You know, i've managed to avoid watching 'American Idol' for like 3 years (or however old the show is). I watched my first episode last week, and i must say, That TV Show is HILARIOUS! Simon and Gene Simmons are great.. Its too bad that Gene was a 'Guest Judge'.. They should get him on the circuit; Cuz he didnt like anyone.

"JNC Barton - Self Defence with a Cane Part 2" just incase anyone out there wanted to be like The Avengers....
Sent in by: Re/Module
"Toastykid.wmv" hah! Ok, this isnt for the weak at heart, since its some pretty graphic footage, but its nothing that wouldnt be worksafe, so check it out, anyway, this kid was clearly trying to be a dick, by hitting a biker with his door, and it appears that the driver had to swerve to miss a parked car, and Ooops! heh. But the sad part is.. this kid who got tossed from the car, made it through without any permanent injuries.. which sucks..
Sent in by: Doom^
"Ananova - Two Headed Lamb Born in China" creepy..
Sent in by: Scourge