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 February
21st
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"BBCNews
- Huge 'Star-Quake' Rocks Milky Way" oOooOooo
I'm waiting to hear about the Galactic Tsunami thats sure to follow
this. BRACE YOURSELVES...
 
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"Ananova
- Man Can Blow Up Balloon Using His Ears" Durrr...
Didnt this dudes doctor tell him that doing this sorta thing is bad
for his eardrums? Like if yer ears build up too much pressure you can
pop yer drum... *shrug* these Crazy Commies..
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"CNN
- Missile Defence System Flunks Test" Oh yeah,
i bet the US feels safe after all these "HomeLand Security"
upgrades.. What i dont get is.. news like this is practically an invitation
for another nation send an ICBM at the US; since they know the protection
system clearly blows..
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"VG
Video - Tractor Trailer vs. Train" *splat*
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"The
Register - MS Recalls 14.1M Xbox Power Cables"
i've already ordered my replacement, you should too See
here.
Sent in by: Kayvan
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"MSNBC
- Oldest Humans Now Seen Even Older" bhahahahahahahahhaahah,
oh god. These archaeologists make me laugh.. Whenever they try to date
a fossil, by the fossils that lay next to them. Oh my. What a flawed
system of determining age.. k, lets play a little game.. Lets say that
in 1000 years, someone starts to dig at a former landfill site, and
they find a body of a human, so in order to determine the age of that
specimen, they date the 1950s broken TV sitting next to it, the 1905
Newspaper sitting on the other side of it, and the 1850s broken chair
he seems to be sitting on.. How would they be able to tell the age of
the specimen? Idiots...
Sent in by: Reverend_Quj
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"KontraBandContent
- Faptastic.mov" ha! k, this isnt worksafe,
well it kinda isnt.. but whatever. its hilarious.. this is why whenever
yer rubbing one out infront of your computer, you should lock your door..
Sent in by: `Nemesis
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February
20th
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February
19th
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"CNN
- Online Suicide Pact Had Sexual Overtones"
i dont get it... How can someone think "joining a suicide party"
is a good idea? boy am i glad us canucks were smart enough to call the
cops on this dude... Ofcourse, it may have just been easier to let him
'drink the punch' ...
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"XtremeSystems
- DFI 925XE-T2V @ 7.2Ghz" dayom.. these overclockers
are going crazy..
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"ABCNews
- Cookies Said to Yield 'Horrible Experience'"
Followup: hah serves these old pricks right... Honestly if yer scared
when someone knocks on your door, you have no right to live on this
planet..
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"Local6
- Woman Drunk on Listerine, Sentenced to 2 Years Probation"
yet another article, featuring a person from michigan 'slumming' it;
honestly, whats wrong with that state?.. I guess it could have been
worse.. She could have been drinking gasoline....
Sent in by: DirectorSG
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"Rukes.com
- The Voicemail.mp3" hahah! theres a story
behind this, and i wish i knew the whole thing; apparently there was
some old creepy guy at a party, who took a drunk girl home (to her home,
not his), and they exchanged phone numbers or something.. Anyway, take
a listen, cuz this guy rules "I LOVE FELTCHING! -- I LOVE YOU LIKE
A GERBIL"...
Sent in by: `Fluke
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"Scott
Paul Presents.com - The Humiliator" k this
prolly isnt worksafe, since it involves some fetishy/restraint systems..
I had to post this, cuz it made me laugh..
Sent in by: Phenethaine
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February
18th
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"Island
Packet - Iglesias Imposter Arrested for Enticement"
*snicker* i never knew pretending to be some loser pop signer would
get you underage girls.. Hrmmm.. Too bad this dude got busted.. Now
he's prolly a party-favour in prison..
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"Ill
Will Press - Inner Demons" heh, I also believe
you can cure demon possession with physical violence..
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"Wright
This Way - iPod Shuffle Raid" alright this
is mildly cool, except that it was a complete failure.........
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"BBCNews
- Madrid Skyscraper Faces Collapse" Hrmm this
will be interesting to see, if it actually collapses *due* to fire..
since the only other metal structure buildings known to have falled
to fire, was the WTC... and we all know the conspiracy theories revolving
around that.
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"Space.com
- NASA Researchers claim Evidence of Present Life on Mars"
oh god.. can anyone guess what time it is over at NASA? you guessed
it, its budget time.. Looks like they need some money to keep funding
these pointless space missions to mars.. Face it people.. theres no
life there.
Sent in by: Doom^
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"SeizureRobots.com"
yeh i know i've posted this before, but the seizurerobots rux..
Sent in by: _Spectre_
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"GamesRadar
- GTA Goes MMO in APB" needs more acronyms;
But yeah essentially Rockstar Games is working on a game called "All
Points Bulletin", where its a Massive Multiplayer Online game;
which means, forming gangs with your friends, and killing other gangs
of people who you dont know.. Oh i cant wait for Japan to get ahold
of this one.. Then the Cyber-Cafe Slayings will get completely out of
hand.. heh.
Sent in by: Sain
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February
17th
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So,
i went to see 'Alone in the Dark' (the movie) the other night, since
i played through the entire video game series in my youth (by far one
of the most revolutionary games series ever made, since it really was
the precursor to the Resident Evil and modern Silent Hill series...)
anyway, Lets just say, that you can skip the movie if you've read the
recent links i've posted in regards to it.. Its by far one of the worst
stories i've ever sat through; They've strayed so far from the original
video game story, that you cant even determine that it is a movie based
on a video game. Wait for this to come on CityTV or TBS. Dont bother
renting it or going to a theatre..
.cre
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"Excite
- State Seeks to End "Power Hour" Drinking"
What the?! I've never heard of this before... but it sounds intriuging..
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"The
Celebrity Cafe - Cosby in Hot Water Again..."
Looks like Bill is tired of Puddin' Pops, and he's got a hankerin for
gettin' the ladies up on Roofies...
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"MSNBC
- Mystery Surrounds 'Dead Man' Found Alive" *snicker*
Heres a lesson for ya, dont ever get hurt in North Carolina.. They'll
pronounce you dead while you're still breathing. i cant wait to see
all the lawsuits caused by this one.
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"WFTV.com
- Girl, 12, Accused of Strangling 9yr Old Sister, Over Hamburger"
I'm speechless... This is what's becoming of our psychotic fastfood
generation....
Sent in by: Papercut
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"DogJudo.co.uk"
*snicker* "Do you like judo? *fwap* *fwap* *fwap*" awesome..
Sent in by: _Spectre_
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"CustomCreatureTaxidermy
- Squirell Liquor Decanter" alright, this is
the coolest thing i've seen all day. And strangely, i want one.. But
thats not all. flip through this 'catalog' theres tons of cool animals
in here.
Sent in by: Phenethaine
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February
16th
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February
15th
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