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 "GamerFeed
- Nintendon'ts: Why Nintendo is No Longer On Top" See,
i love nintendo, they will always have a warm spot in my heart. i never
had a NES, or a SNES. Most of my friends did, and i remember playing
Super Mario Brothers for hours at their houses. When i was 16 one of
my girlfriends bought me an N64 for xmas (yeh im a pimp, bitchez buy
me stuff all the time...) anyway I loved the N64 it was almost more
true to the original (simply because GoldenEye was the greatest FPS
ever made for any console, i used to have goldeneye parties and invite
8 or so friends over, and just have drunken tournaments.. Man that was
a great game.. But yeah, since the N64 they've completely lost me as
a customer, the GameCube just seems to 'kiddy' again.. 
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| "BBCNews
- Final Fantasy Legends Hits Xbox" OoOooOoOoo
I havnt played a FF game since Final Fantasy Adventure on Gameboy (the
original gameboy) and that one ruled.. I cant wait for the new suxbox
FF games.
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| "Ananova
- Policeman Bribed with Burgers" *snicker*
k. the title of article is kinda false.. Since the convict attempted
to bribe the cop with burgers, but the cop didnt go for it.. so the
article kinda sucks, since clearly it would have been way funnier if
the cop would have taken the bribe (which wouldnt be overly surprizing
in our fast food generation.)
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| "Ill
Will Press - Foamy's Rant V" heh, i never liked
nuts.. simply because they're called 'nuts'...
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| Also, this is where i would be posting the Fred
Durst Porno, but since im sure no one wants to see his wang anymore
then they have too, i'll skip it.. Sent in by: Everyone
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| "FireButton.org
- MiniVanFuck2.jpg" k this is worksafe, but
my real question is. does this sorta thing work? It cant.. women cant
be this dumb.. Sent in by: SirHugh
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| "PhotoBucket
- Valentines - I'm Falling For You!" k this
is prolly a little tasteless, but it still made me laugh.. Sent in by: `Nemesis
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| heh,
looks like my auto updater busted.. Well, technically im a moron, and
changed the password that the updater needs to run. heh. needless to
say, its fixed.. .cre
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| "eBay
- The Amazing Ducktato" heh, Freakish mutant
potatoes.. Too bad its only available to the UK (since its illegal to
ship unmarked fruits/vegetables internationally..)
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| "Ananova
- New Car to Take on Knight Rider" This is
the gayest car i've ever heard of.. It tries to calm the driver down
when they're angry by using happy colors, and fruity scents.. I tell
ya, when im angry and im driving; fruity colors/smells would only piss
me off more...
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| "Aftenposten
- Viking Ship Cracking Up" ok, the bulk of
the article is pretty boring.. but theres a little interesting tidbit;
but ofcourse, they just hint at the contents of the 'Viking Graffiti',
i'd love to see what sorta trash talk the vikings had to say; "Erik
The Red?.. More Like Erik the Pink.. M I Rite?!?" k im lame..
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| "SFSU.edu
- Mathematical Quotes" k some of these are
funny, others are madgay... Sent in by: _Spectre_
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| "CNN
- Road Kill Candy Angers Animal Rights Activists" k
seriously.. its just candy people.. they still sell candy cigarettes..
they still sell pixie sticks.. road kill candies are the least of kids
worries nowadays... Sent in by: Sain
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| "WhiteBoyDJ
- Baby Got Book.wmv" BHAHAHA! Christian Rap
is teh greatest thing since the Olsen Twins Sent in by: DirectorSG
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| Holy
crap. Running late for work.. Sorry for the short update.. .cre
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| "Yahoo
- Shrek Character is Latest Target of Anti-Gay Religious Group"
Shrek... Gay?... Bahhaha, I dont think its Shrek' Thats
confused on this one.. These Christian groups need to find something
more useful to do in their spare time then accusing virtual characters
of being gay...
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| "ZeroNews
- Total Immersion" Whoa! Check this out.. Sent in by: SirHugh
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| "EarthReactor
- The Truth Behind MPAA vs. LokiTorrent" well,
looks like LokiTorrent has become some sort of digital informant for
the MPAA.. Interesting.. Sent in by: mkow
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| "Aint
It Cool New.com - Loonatics Preview.mov" Durrr....
why does this look like its gonna be a complete failure? Sent in by: `Fluke
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| "SpeedCubing
- Puzzle Building" alright these are pretty
cool, if i had a few rubix cubes laying around i'd totally make one
of these '2 Layer' jobbies. Not that i'd have the free time, or patients
to actually solve it... Sent in by: _Spectre_
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| "Reuters
- Google Unveils Movie Showtime Search" Google
is slowly taking over the earth.. I'm waiting for them to start making
Operating Systems, so they can give Microsoft a run for their money..
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| "GPrime
- Hornets vs. Bees.wmv" im not sure if i've
posted this before, or if ive seen this on TV.. but if i was a bee,
i'd feer the hornet..
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| "Pravada.ru
- Russian Woman Gives Birth to Cyclops Child" Creepy..
just imagine giving birth to a little hairy female cyclops; who doesnt
breath through its nose, but instead has a breathing hose on its forhead...
This is why im not a doctor in russia.. (well that and im not qualified
to be a real doctor heh)..
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| "GoonSquad.cx
- Calvin and Hobbes" heh. looks like SomethingAwful
actually produced SomethingFunny again.. update: Looks like this ones already exceeded its bandwidth
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| "TheOnion
- Project Manager Leaves Suicide Powerpoint Presentation"
ok, i know i'm pretty hard on The Onion most of the time, since they
really havnt had a consistant funny 'thread' of articles in quite some
time.. Anyway, this one is surprizingly funny. take a read.. Sent in by: _Spectre_
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| "Kopps
Bakery - Male Erotic Bachelor Sex Cakes" Wow,
these look like they were made by a grade 3 class.. Who taught this
bakery scale? these are like huge penises, with tiny ass balls.. So
unrealistic.. Sent in by: `Fluke
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| "LiveJournal
- Questions About Canadian Tourism" *snicker*
ok, a few of these are funny... the rest..... are just sad... Sent in by: Keigan
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| "SaveToby.com"
Thats Horrible (that i didnt think about doing this first). Anyway,
im sure this is a joke..
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| "Ananova
- Japanese Create Toilet Entertainment Centre" Who
spends so much time in a bathroom, that you'd need to be entertained?
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| "APOD
- Oklo: Ancient Nuclear Reactors" Whoa! i never
knew that they had Natural Nuclear reactors.
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| "FragDolls.com"
Damn some of these bitchez are hot..
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| "The
Lost 'Choose Your Own Adventures'" *snicker* Sent in by: _Spectre_
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| "NewGrounds
- Orgasm Girl Guide" AH HA! i posted the original
link for this ages ago, but i could never "score" anyway heres
the guide.. now
go play here. Sent in by: `Nemesis
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| "Guardian
- A Genius Explains" Heres an interesting read.. Sent in by: mkow
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| Ahhh..
slowly recovering from working graveyard shifts.. Nothing like seeing
daylight and NOT wanting it to go away.. .cre
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| "Yahoo
- Donkey Racing" Durrr... i'm not quite sure
how to caption this image.... maybe "ass biter" ?
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| "ArsTechnica
- New Jersey Sues Blockbuster Over "No More Late Fees""
owned. I still hate blockbuster, and i refuse to feed their corporate
machine
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| "Ananova
- Six Legged Frog Found in Restaurant" Now
what i dont understand is, why dont they try to breed this frog with
another mutant frog to see what sort of pseudo natural mutation they
could create? Come on.. lets have some fun B-Movie style..
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| "TechNewsWorld
- New Technology Introduced to Curb DVD Piracy" Yeah,
i love how the "extended coverage" of this article is so glaringly
vague you cant really tell how they plan on doing this.. Sent in by: Kayvan
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| "Sam's
Archive - How to Destroy the Earth" heh, ok
now this is interesting.. I've always wondered what i'd need to destroy
the world.. Sent in by: Mr. Furious
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| "LinuxWorld
- Linux Desktops Have Internal Role at Cisco"
i do agree that its easy to admin a linux network, but.. teaching monkey's
how to use Linux is a whole seperate bowl of wax.. Sent in by: [Omega]
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| Alright,
finally got the archives up to date.. enjoy .cre
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| "BBCNews
- Intel Unveils Laser Breakthrough" Ok, now
this sounds pretty neat, even though 'laser' based networks have been
around forever now (fiber-optics), they've never reached the silicon
level, and now that Intel has a way to get it onto silicon, we may not
be too far from LightSpeed computers.. "Mr. Worf.. Make it so...."
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| "CNN
- Hunter S. Thompson Dead at 67" an american
legend dies.. Now, i know people are going to read this next line, and
make the "i dont get it?" face.. There is a certain nobility
in suicide; Some people see it as the easy way out, while to me, its
kinda like a no compromise "the best is over." Kinda like
Seinfeld, or The Office, they went off the air before they got too gay..
Even though Seinfeld was practically gay for most of existence..
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| "Ananova
- Pregnant Woman Sued Over Ebay Auction" This
selling advertising space on your body is getting out of hand...
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| "The
Watson Brothers - Paris Hiltons Phone Hacked" owned..
She even has Jay-Z's email address.. also see
here.. and here..
and for DrudgeReport click
here. Sent in by: qSparky
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| "The
Inquirer - Microsoft Warns of Future Security Danger" Yikes!
Now this shit sounds pretty rough.. Sent in by: mkow
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| "Yahoo
- Egyptian Doctors Remove Baby's Second Head" Creepy...
The second head would occasionally smile and blink... *shudder* Sent in by: Doom^
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