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 "Gizmag
- Koenigsegg CCR Breaks World Speed Record for Production Cars"
Dayom. these swedes sure know how to build kickass cars.. Apparently
this one can almost clear 400km/h; and when ya think about it, that
was faster then most WWII fighter planes in the start of the war. Feersome.. 
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| "White
Ninja Comics - Bird Cage" *snicker* Honestly
it doesnt get any better then white ninja
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| "Yahoo
- US Government, Helping Kids Read with Hats" OLO,
so instead of buying kids books, they buy these fat cats 'Cat in the
Hat' hats... I can see the logic; its as clear as clam chowder...
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| "Ananova
- Five Inch Knife Found in Man's Head" Holy
whiznitz! I'm amazed how lucky some people are; this dude should buy
a lottery ticket, or go bungie jumping off a low bridge or something,
cuz this guy is a statistic anomaly.
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| "The
Oops List" Holy shit! take a look at some of
these. Unbelievable.. Sent in by: `Nemesis
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| "Crooks
and Liars - Ann Coultier Gets Spanked" lol,
owned. Watching stuff like this, makes me hate foxnews.. Sent in b y: Reverend_Quj
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| "TwelveStone
- Be Careful Where you Park" bahha! Oh my god!
this kinda stuff is priceless, you can clearly see that someone tried
to 'cone' off that area, and those merc jerks just decided to park there
anyway.. Dayom, i never thought snow could do that much sammach! Sent in by: _Spectre_
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| "SubVulture
- Velvet Acid Christ to Write New Harry Potter Soundtrack"
*snicker* this is funny, cuz i know Brian Erickson :)
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| "Excite
- Teacher Has Sex With Pupil While Baby is in Car" I'm
not quite sure what to say about this..
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| "Yikes.com
- SuperMario on 3M Post-its" heh k this is
pretty cool.
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| "Canada.com
- Wyoming Woman Rescues Lost Giant Turtle" whats
with all these 100+ yr old ocean going critters turning up in the news?
I think something fishy is going on (no pun intended).
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| "APNews
- Norwegian Catches Fish Too Big For Boat"
Whoa! imagine a fish, twice my size.. Thats a damn big fish. Sent in by: `Nemesis
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| "FirstCoastNews
- Maryland Boy Among Those on Hiltons Phone List"
heh, owned. but then again.. why is this news? Sent in by: Sain
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| "Atlas
Perovic - Atlas of Congenital Anomalies of The External Genitalia"
uhm, this would make a rather horrorifying coffee table
book.. Sent in by: Phenethaine
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| "PlanetQuest
- Distributed Planet Searching" OooOOoo, this
is like RC5 or uhm the new IBM GRID projects, where they use your computer
to help solve large equations, or find the cure for cancer or whatever.
except that if you actually find a planet that could habitable, you
get to name it.. i'd call mine "MyBoner II".. just so when
someone would look to the stars, you could say "are you looking
at My Boner Too?" a good time would be had by all.. heh
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| "CNN
- 'Bubba' 22lbs Lobster, to be Saved" Holy
smokes! thats a super lobster. imagine a lobster the size of a medium
sized dog.. He'd be the king of the ocean..
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| "Aftenposten
- "Customer Frustration Led to Death Threats"
bhaha! yeah making death threats doesnt ever help to get anything done.
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| "Ananova
- Drive-In Brothels a Success" *snicker* these
sound interesting.. its like a drive in self service car wash. except
its not your car that gets wet..
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| "Porn-Bread
- Vagina Danish" *snicker* ok this is pretty
much worksafe, aslong as your work doesnt mind you looking at Phallic
breads and danishes.. heh. Sent in by: Phenethaine
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| "ZDNet
- Pimp Your Ride with Intel" oh god.. The Intel
Home, is making its way into your automobile.. Sent in by: qSparky
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| "Big-Boys
- Modified Lawnmower Takes Flight" k i know
ive posted this before, but its still funny Sent in by: Sain
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| "HindustanTimes
- Boys Killed Friend Using "Mortal Kombat" Video Game Technique"
Jesus! What the hell is wrong with these latvians? shouldnt
they be out harvesting potatoes or something? Not playing video games,
and trying to replicate those video games in real life.
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| "BBCNews
- Star Trek Campaign 'Raises $3m'" wow, people
actually want to save Star Trek: Quantum Leap; even though they only
raised 10% of the total money they'd need to continue a show, i do admire
their dedication. But i wont miss Enterprise.
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| "DeviantArt
- Trinity's Revenge" ok, this is mildly funny,
except that the sequels to the matrix sux.. motrix....
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| "Ananova
- Thieves Target People on the Loo" heh, now
this is a clever tactic.. when the pants are down, yank the wallet and
run.. The only problem is, I've seen the floors of mens public washrooms,
and i wouldnt wanna be hanging out too near to them, Since mens washrooms,
worldwide are usually pretty disgusting (especially the public ones).
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| "TweakXP
- Manually Crash Windows XP" ha! what an excellent
'feature' Scroll lock crash.. Sent in by: Doom^
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| "Sequential
Pictures - Star Wars Episode III: A Lost Hope" as
much as i hate starwars, this is pretty funny.. Sent in by: Wolf-
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| "CNN
- 50 Cent: In a 'Tupac Spiral'" Seriously...
These Rap Gang Wars, havnt we grown out of the 90s already? Sent in by: `Nemesis
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| "Excite
- Rice With Everything in China -- Including Relics" OoOoO
heres a little bit of history that you wouldnt have learned in highschool;
Chinese craftsman from many-many-moons ago, used rice in their building
mortar, to give it strength. Its pretty amazing when you think about
it. But then again anyone whos ever eaten 'sticky-rice' at a thai or
chinese restaurant knows that when you need something to cling to your
sweet/sour chicken, you need sticky-rice (not to be confused with Sticky-rice's
long lost cousin 'Stinky-rice').
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| "BBCnews
- Berry Gets Worst Actress Razzie" *snicker*
Catwoman wins again!
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| "Wired
- Known Hole Aided T-Mobile Breach" Followup:
Looks like this is how Paris Hilton got owned.
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| "Yahoo
- Tiger Carp" OoOOoO Thats a purdy fish.
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| "HenryHallam
- Henry and Fergus's Fusion Diary" Dayom, Fusion
in someones garage... Impressive. Sent in by: p0rk
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| "The
Age - Fines Roll in From New Speed Trap" Oh
shit.. i hate the idea of these "average speed cameras" Since
i do accellerate upto like 130-140km to pass people on the highway,
but thats only in short bursts (yeh right heh). but yeah this sorta
ticketing system would nab ya for that sorta thing... ugh.. i hope that
shit doesnt come to canada.. Sent in by: `Nemesis
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| "FightFast
- Boodry" Oh yeah! like i'd believe this..
Soldiers have been going to iraq and back for the past like 3years,
why is this 'super ninja' technique just making it out to the public
now.. sounds like a scam to me.. Sent in by: Wolf-
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| "BBCNews
- Third 'Gorilla Breast' Woman Sues" bhahahah
ok, so a horny zoo keeper, teaches a gorilla how to 'Sign' for women
to flash their boobs, just to get the girls to lift their shirts, so
he can watch.. Sound strange? If i was a horny zoo keeper, i'd be doing
the same thing....
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| "CNNMoney
- Kraft Under Pressure Pulls 'Road Kill' Candy"
Booo! kraftsux
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| "Canada
- Fake New York Transit Worker Pleads Guilty to Trying to Steal Locomotive"
*snicker* how do you steal something as large as an Engine?
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| "Cnet
- IBM Ditching Itanium Altogether" heh intel
gets boxed by IBM.
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| "MSNBC
- A Stellar Eclipse Worth Watching" OoOooOOo
Keep yer eyes towards the skies on March 3rd. too bad im gonna have
to wake up at like 6am to see it :( Sent in by: `Nemesis
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| "EPIC
2014" you know... After watching this.. it
seems almost logical for amazon and google to take over the world.. Sent in by: Wolf-
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| "eMediaWire
- Alcohol Hangover Relief Announces Breakthrough in Hangover Treatment"
Assholes! the free sample script only allows americans to order... GRRR!
-- But yeah, St. Patty's Day is coming up. Sent in by: `Sain
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| "VGCats
- A Brief History of Pacman" heh k, now this
is funny
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| "Taco's
and Tonic - Got My Replacement Xbox Power Cord" The
new power cord matches the xbox's Scale.. its HUGE OLOLOL!
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| "eBay
- Star Wars Landspeeder" This is one poor ass
replica.
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| "Yahoo
- 1792 Penny Sells for $437,000 at Auction" You
know.. for a coin.. It truly is gorgeous
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| "Family-Fun.org
Videos" heh, just incase the url from the other
day doesnt work, heres a mirror with a few more vids :) Sent in by: Wolf-
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| "3M
Security Glass Ad" HEH. Now thats clever advertising..
If i saw that ad.. I'd totally make it my mission to bust it open.. Sent in by: Mr. Furious
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| "FHM.com
- How To Give Good Head" i should forward this
to a few of my x-GF's, cuz some of them had no idea how to give head..
anyway. I like how they mention the 'balls action' as its my opinion
that girls dont pay enough attention to the balls when chugging wang.. Sent in by: `Nemesis
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