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March
14th
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March
13th
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"Wired
- Shark Skin Inspires Ship Coating" hrmm didnt
the spanish explorers of the 1500's have a solution to this? Run copper
wire around the boat, about an inch apart, and that would keep the barnacles
and sea gunk off the boat....

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"MyWay
News - Cat Shoots Owner" my question is, why
does this guy have a 9mm sitting on his kitchen counter?

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"Aftenposten
- Thieves Snatch More Munch Art" im speechless,
Norway must be some sort of Lawless netherworld, where gangs of murders
and theives travel in packs on modified trucks to the likes of Mad Max;
since the police dont seem to be able to stop anyone from breaking the
law.

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"Ananova
- Man With Two Penises Loses Wife" ha! i wish
i could have 2 penises, i wonder if i could find a doctor who'd give
me a second one.

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"WISTV
- Upstate Teacher Suspended After She Was Found with 17yr Old"
whats with all the teacher-student sex in the news as
of recent? is this like the next hoolahoop or something?
Sent in by: Sain

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"Pulse24
- Knife Guy Taken Down By Cops.wmv" ghahah!
honestly, if you were trying to attack me with 2 knives, and i had a
car, yeh, i'd be driving over yer ass... But look when the guy gets
pinned, that has to hurt.. The Canadian Policing system looks like its
turning into something similar to the russian police system, where they
make all the rules.
Sent in by: Mr. Furious

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"Yahoo
- OooOooo Golfer Photo" *Snicker*
Sent in by: _Spectre_

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March
12th
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"Excite
- Canada Defense Minister on U.S. No-Fly List" *snicker*
canada-owned.

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"Cnet
- AMD Jockeys with Intel in Multi-OS Race"
VMWare is my best friend and my worst enemy.. FreeBSD 4.x.x installs
fine on it, but when you update it, VMWare ceases to load it.. Sux..
even 5.0 tanks. Damn you VMWare! But this technology (essentially running
a VM OS as the system layer) sounds badass, when i worked with IBM S390's
VM was the way to go, and it made me hard just working with it. I cant
wait to have this kinda technology on my desktop machine.

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"Aftenposten
- Another Military Tank Runs Amok" Pfft. norway
doesnt need protection from terrorists, they need protection against
their own army....

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"Ring
of Fire - ProCreation Car Emblem" Get it? Pro-Creation?
Get it? i'm so lame...

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"The
Australian - Russians Embrace Their Old Uncle Joe" you
know if russia had another leader like stalin, they'd be tops of the
world again. No one leaded the USSR like he did, even though 60% of
the population during his rule hated him, he still managed to take a
large farming nation, and turn them into one of the largest militaries
in the world.
Sent in by: Sain

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"Games
Industry - GDC - Duke Nukem Forever Physics Surpass Half-Life 2"
ha! when a game has been in development for like 8 years, i'd hope that
they have better physics then a game thats been released already.. Seriously,
Duke Nukem For-Never..
Sent in by: Viper

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"CSMonitor
- What Iraqi' Checkpoints are Like" heh, "...Holding
Signs that say 'Stop Or You Will Be Shot'..." seems pretty straight
forward... i wonder why the Italians are still whining over this..
Sent in by: `Nemesis

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March
11th
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"Yahoo
- Swiss Driver Rapped for Nighttime Speeding Spree" heh,
yeah its not recommended that you do stupid shit like this to the police,
when they gave you a ticket the day before, and they know what your
car looks like.

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"VGCats
- Ba Weep Granna" Transformers rule..

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"Canada
- Ban Proposed: Illinois Lawmakers take on 'Eyeball Jewelry'"
ha! looks like the US Gov is trying to take over the right to do whatever
you want with your body. I'm tellin ya, first is the Abortion lobbying,
next is the Eyeball Jewelry, and next is all your civil liberties. Beware
of big brother.

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"CNN
- Small Cars Fare Poorly in Crash Tests" File
this one under 'The Book of Duh'. But seriously, isnt it common knowledge
that when a larger vehicle hits a smaller vehicle, the smaller vehicle
is going to take more of the force from the impact? Also, Car manufactures
are now using airbags to pass these tests, and using cheaper steel or
designing the cars with less structural impact (As putting in an airbag,
is cheaper then putting in thicker steel, or more reinforcements along
the doors and roof supports.

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"Yahoo
- Doonesbury Strip Takes Note of Suicide"
Sent in by: Doom^

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"UOL.com
- Mouse Trap Action.jpg" heh, im not quite
sure what to say about this..
Sent in by: _Spectre_

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"Free.Fr
- Disco Elevator.swf" i cant stop giggling
at this..
Sent in by: Phenethaine

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March
10th
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March
9th
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March
8th
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"Local6
- Teens Leaping for Thrills in 'Garage Jumping' Trend" lol,
and when these kids "just don't make it" they sue.. Oh its
the american way.

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"BBCNews
- Hobbit was 'Not a Diseased Human'" why must
we (as humans) always try to turn our archeology discoveries into some
sort of hollywood bastard? Just because someone finds an old skull of
some kind of ape, doesnt mean that they have the right to call it a
"hobbit skull". They're doing this strictly for the media.
just to grab headlines... its balls..

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"Aftenposten
- Tank Crushes Passenger Car" you know, if
i was in a military training zone, and i saw a tank driving towards
me on the street, i would do my best to get the hell out of the way
of said tank. These things are not emergency vehicles, where yer supposed
to pull to the side of the road, these are military killing machines.

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"Information
Clearing House - America No. 1?" *snicker*
clearly the viewpoint for these statistics is fairly biased, but they're
still just statistics; and those never lie.

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"Yahoo
- Investigators Examine Calif. Chimp Attack"
Whoa! see its a common misconception that monkeys just sit around and
beat off all day. These furry little bastards are mean motor-scooters;
and they're surprizingly strong aswell (they have tons of muscle mass
in their arms and legs from hanging around tree's and stuff). But clearly,
chimps do more then just fling poo when they're angry.
Sent in by: Doom^

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"Green-Flag.com
- RUF Porsche-CTR at Nurburgring" k this one
is for car nuts only, since i dont think anyone else would find this
mildly interesting..
Sent in by: IkeTurner

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"Ryoni
- He-Man" ha! He-Man vs. The Big Lewbowski..
Awesome!
Sent in by: _Spectre_

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