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March 14th
"White Ninja - ... Is Artistic" *snicker* White Ninja rules.

"The Moens - 2005 Snow Sculpture Championships" Dayom! look at that snail shell, thats badass!

"Ill Will Press - Medicated Baby-Heads" uhm. i think this whiny-four-eyed-squirrel sucks... Every cartoon he's in always sucks.. Ill Will Press Rules, but they need less annoying 4 eyed guys..

"Ananova - Chihuahua Adopts Chick" ha! the picture on this one is priceless.

"Look Entertainment - Crazy Role Player" *Snicker* this is great!
Sent in by: p0ng
"BetaNews - CherryOS Mac Emulator Resurfaces" Durrr.. CherryOS isnt mythware??!
Sent in by: Sain
"PhotoBucket - Get In My Belly.jpg" heh never seen a pelican trying to eat a cat..
Sent in by: rbt
 
March 13th
"Wired - Shark Skin Inspires Ship Coating" hrmm didnt the spanish explorers of the 1500's have a solution to this? Run copper wire around the boat, about an inch apart, and that would keep the barnacles and sea gunk off the boat....

"MyWay News - Cat Shoots Owner" my question is, why does this guy have a 9mm sitting on his kitchen counter?

"Aftenposten - Thieves Snatch More Munch Art" im speechless, Norway must be some sort of Lawless netherworld, where gangs of murders and theives travel in packs on modified trucks to the likes of Mad Max; since the police dont seem to be able to stop anyone from breaking the law.

"Ananova - Man With Two Penises Loses Wife" ha! i wish i could have 2 penises, i wonder if i could find a doctor who'd give me a second one.

"WISTV - Upstate Teacher Suspended After She Was Found with 17yr Old" whats with all the teacher-student sex in the news as of recent? is this like the next hoolahoop or something?
Sent in by: Sain
"Pulse24 - Knife Guy Taken Down By Cops.wmv" ghahah! honestly, if you were trying to attack me with 2 knives, and i had a car, yeh, i'd be driving over yer ass... But look when the guy gets pinned, that has to hurt.. The Canadian Policing system looks like its turning into something similar to the russian police system, where they make all the rules.
Sent in by: Mr. Furious
"Yahoo - OooOooo Golfer Photo" *Snicker*
Sent in by: _Spectre_
 
March 12th
"Excite - Canada Defense Minister on U.S. No-Fly List" *snicker* canada-owned.

"Cnet - AMD Jockeys with Intel in Multi-OS Race" VMWare is my best friend and my worst enemy.. FreeBSD 4.x.x installs fine on it, but when you update it, VMWare ceases to load it.. Sux.. even 5.0 tanks. Damn you VMWare! But this technology (essentially running a VM OS as the system layer) sounds badass, when i worked with IBM S390's VM was the way to go, and it made me hard just working with it. I cant wait to have this kinda technology on my desktop machine.

"Aftenposten - Another Military Tank Runs Amok" Pfft. norway doesnt need protection from terrorists, they need protection against their own army....

"Ring of Fire - ProCreation Car Emblem" Get it? Pro-Creation? Get it? i'm so lame...

"The Australian - Russians Embrace Their Old Uncle Joe" you know if russia had another leader like stalin, they'd be tops of the world again. No one leaded the USSR like he did, even though 60% of the population during his rule hated him, he still managed to take a large farming nation, and turn them into one of the largest militaries in the world.
Sent in by: Sain
"Games Industry - GDC - Duke Nukem Forever Physics Surpass Half-Life 2" ha! when a game has been in development for like 8 years, i'd hope that they have better physics then a game thats been released already.. Seriously, Duke Nukem For-Never..
Sent in by: Viper
"CSMonitor - What Iraqi' Checkpoints are Like" heh, "...Holding Signs that say 'Stop Or You Will Be Shot'..." seems pretty straight forward... i wonder why the Italians are still whining over this..
Sent in by: `Nemesis
 
March 11th
"Yahoo - Swiss Driver Rapped for Nighttime Speeding Spree" heh, yeah its not recommended that you do stupid shit like this to the police, when they gave you a ticket the day before, and they know what your car looks like.

"VGCats - Ba Weep Granna" Transformers rule..

"Canada - Ban Proposed: Illinois Lawmakers take on 'Eyeball Jewelry'" ha! looks like the US Gov is trying to take over the right to do whatever you want with your body. I'm tellin ya, first is the Abortion lobbying, next is the Eyeball Jewelry, and next is all your civil liberties. Beware of big brother.

"CNN - Small Cars Fare Poorly in Crash Tests" File this one under 'The Book of Duh'. But seriously, isnt it common knowledge that when a larger vehicle hits a smaller vehicle, the smaller vehicle is going to take more of the force from the impact? Also, Car manufactures are now using airbags to pass these tests, and using cheaper steel or designing the cars with less structural impact (As putting in an airbag, is cheaper then putting in thicker steel, or more reinforcements along the doors and roof supports.

"Yahoo - Doonesbury Strip Takes Note of Suicide"
Sent in by: Doom^
"UOL.com - Mouse Trap Action.jpg" heh, im not quite sure what to say about this..
Sent in by: _Spectre_
"Free.Fr - Disco Elevator.swf" i cant stop giggling at this..
Sent in by: Phenethaine
 
March 10th
"CNet - Windows for SuperComputers Likely by Fall" Wow, looks like i may wanna hold onto these old Compaq dual pentium pro machines and turn them into a cluster lab this fall. Wheee! i wonder if my MSDN is still valid.

"Canada.com - Leviathan Lobster Bubba Will Live On As a Shell of Former Self" Doh! Bubba died :( You'd think that the marine biologists would have measured the salt levels in the water before moving him around so much.. Ah well its a damn shame i tell ya.. This was the King of all Lobsters.

"VGCats - Moral Delimma" vgcats is hilarious

"Ananova - Dog Survives Being Hit By Train" Damn these jack russels are tough ass dogs..

"Yahoo - FCC Punishes Carrier for Blocking VoIP Calls" yeh VoIP is like, the Krypton to the SuperPhone Companies..
Sent in by: `Nemesis
"iFilm - TPS Reports" bhahah Marvel vs. Office Space! Ghahahah! this rules.
Sent in by: Mr. Furious
"Reef Girl Comp." Dayom these bitchez are hot..
Sent in by: TimA
 
March 9th
"ShackNews - Doom The Movie, Finished Production" Oh god.. i cant wait to see how bad this is..

"CNN - Security Door Blocks Portly Police" bhahah, this is great. A security door designed to only let in 1 person at a time (it judges that by weight) doesnt let in anyone who's over 230lbs.. heh.

"NewScientist - Twin Mars Rovers in Instrument Mix-up" HEH OOPS! yet another NASA Mistake.

"Ananova - Man Wants to Donate Two Extra Kidney's"  heh, if i had 4 kidney's i'd be starting drinking contests all the time.

"Wicked Moon - Borats Song" *snicker* Borat for ever..
Sent in by: _Spectre_
"StareMagazine - Beautiful Bikini Shots" dayom, k some of these may not be work safe.. but damn this biatchs' are hot..
Sent in by: TimA
"Blink O Rama" heh now these are some horrible pictures.
Sent in by: Re/Module
 
March 8th
"Local6 - Teens Leaping for Thrills in 'Garage Jumping' Trend" lol, and when these kids "just don't make it" they sue.. Oh its the american way.

"BBCNews - Hobbit was 'Not a Diseased Human'" why must we (as humans) always try to turn our archeology discoveries into some sort of hollywood bastard? Just because someone finds an old skull of some kind of ape, doesnt mean that they have the right to call it a "hobbit skull". They're doing this strictly for the media. just to grab headlines... its balls..

"Aftenposten - Tank Crushes Passenger Car" you know, if i was in a military training zone, and i saw a tank driving towards me on the street, i would do my best to get the hell out of the way of said tank. These things are not emergency vehicles, where yer supposed to pull to the side of the road, these are military killing machines.

"Information Clearing House - America No. 1?" *snicker* clearly the viewpoint for these statistics is fairly biased, but they're still just statistics; and those never lie.

"Yahoo - Investigators Examine Calif. Chimp Attack" Whoa! see its a common misconception that monkeys just sit around and beat off all day. These furry little bastards are mean motor-scooters; and they're surprizingly strong aswell (they have tons of muscle mass in their arms and legs from hanging around tree's and stuff). But clearly, chimps do more then just fling poo when they're angry.
Sent in by: Doom^
"Green-Flag.com - RUF Porsche-CTR at Nurburgring" k this one is for car nuts only, since i dont think anyone else would find this mildly interesting..
Sent in by: IkeTurner
"Ryoni - He-Man" ha! He-Man vs. The Big Lewbowski.. Awesome!
Sent in by: _Spectre_