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 Ahhh.
2500km's and im finally back home. Ok, so I've learned some stuff..
Theres no hot bitchez in Indianapolis (that dont already have kids).
Seriously.. And you can be as loud and obnoxious as you want in public
down there, as long as you suffix anything you say with "...Hey
im from canada..." anyway i need some rest...cre  
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| "Ananova
- 'Spock' Publishes Book of Fat Bottomed Girls" Leonard
Nimoy is so kewl.
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| "Aftenposten
- Mapping Bureau Charged in Ship Tragedy" Whoa!
you certainly dont hear alot of supertankers capsizing nowadays..
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| "BBCNews
- Sex Slave Gang 'Tip of IceBerg'" Hrmmm you
can buy a lithuanian girl for just 4,000£.. Thats the price of
a shitty used car.. I think if people knew that, they'd buy less cars..
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| "eBay
- 10 Little Niggers" ok, im not posting this
cuz i condone racism or anything of that sort.. im posting it, cuz this
shit be whacked yo! Sent in by: Ronan
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| "Novell
- Public Service Announcement" *snicker* Sent in by: mkow
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| "UFL.edu
- HurraTorpedo.wmv" durr. did i post this already?
its pretty bizzare either way.. Sent in by: DirectorSG
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| ok
if yer reading this, chances are my autoupdater worked... or.. it broke.
and i manually uploaded this stuff.. .cre
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| "News.com
- 'The Office' Remake Set to Debut Online"
Oh god.. Why must NBC try to reinvent the wheel? The Office (original
series) was awesome, simply because it was so tragic.. It wasnt a 'Friends'
or 'Sienfeld' ripoff; where everyone was happy all the time, and the
audience was always laughing.. Ah well
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| "NewScientist
- 13 Things That Do Not Make Sense At All" Wooo!
heres some cool information for all you space and science nuts out there,
when i started reading this stuff, i couldnt stop, thats how interesting
it is.
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| "BBCNews
- Under 18s 'Shouldn't Use Sunbeds'" AH HA!
Now this makes me smile, all those greasy tanning sluts from my highschool
years will be plagued with horrible skin in the future.. Ahhh.. that
makes me feel great! I always hated those tanned bimbos. holy shit im
bitter...
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| "CraigsList
- No Sex Tonight!" k read this.. this dude
is my new hero.. Sent in by: Stubbs
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| "Environment
and Nature - Found: The Longest Bird Penis Ever"
its a conspiracy.. notice the duck is black.... Sent in by: _Spectre_
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| "NeTrauma
- Bat in Crowd.jpg" this is the greatest picture
ever taken of any sporting mishap... Sent in by: Dromio
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| ok,
i'm heading out of town for a few days, so im gonna setup my auto updater..
Now i know alot of you remember that my auto updater consistantly breaks..
but i think i may have it this time... If not, expect a big update on
monday or whenever the hell i make it back.. .cre
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| "ArsTechnica
- Doom 3's Performance on MacOS X is Disappointing, and There's No Easy
Fix" Newsflash: This just in.. To Fix Doom3's
Apple Performance.. Buy a PC...
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"BBCnews
- The Pirates With No Profit Motive" This is
the gayest article i've ever read.. take a look at this quote.
A spokesman for the Business Software Alliance said: "DOD members claim they did not profit at all. But they did profit by getting access to very expensive servers."how does that make sense?
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| "Ananova
- Man Finds Tank in Garden" Whoa! This has
to be a cool find.. If i found a british armoured vehicle in my garden,
i'd dig it out, and charge people money to see it.. its prolly really
well preserved too, cuz the ground out in NZ is high in nitrogen. ah
well its cool anyway.
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| "Yahoo
- Tattoo Ink May Contain Heavy Metals" heh
yeh, maybe if you use like eastern vietnamese tattoo ink.. Most modern
inks dont contain any metals. Sent in by: Reverend_Quj
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| "NatalieDee
- Turtle Turtle.jpg" k this made me giggle
a bit,. Sent in by: Re/Module
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| "eBay
- 1971 Datsun 240z Custom" dayom, this is one
hot datto~ Sent in by: Usteppin
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| "Click2Houston
- Son Mistakes Parents' Sex for Domestic Abuse"
bhaha! and he shot the dad! thats hilarious. This is why you should
keep your guns locked up.
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| "National
Post - Four Egyptian Children Killed When TV Set Explodes; Parents Badly
Burned" NEWSFLASH: THIS JUST IN... TV IS BAD
FOR YOU! (But only if you huddle around it for warmth).
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| "Penny
Arcade - Xbox 2 - My Balls" *snicker* Penny
Arcade wins again.
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| "Ananova
- Look, No Hands!" ok. this doesnt make any
sense to me.. Boy gets sick at 18. His father recommends he 'Toughen
Up' so he can recover from said illness.. So he ties Bricks to his penis
and starts lifting them.. Makes perfect sense to me....
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| "Pihakwa.com
- Gallery" alright, nothing really whacked
here. but this dude can draw.. These are some of the best non-professional
sketches i've ever seen.. Sent in by: Blue_Frog
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| "Exploring
News - Mole Gives Fast Food New Meaning" damn.
these moles are ugly mofo's.. Sent in by: Re/Module
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| "Yahoo
- Book: Nazi Tested Crude Nuclear Device" hrmm
these claims seem pretty unfounded and undocumented.. Detonating a Dirty
bomb is a fairly easy thing to do, harnessing the power of the atom
is another. So i hardly think this is news.. Sent in by: Doom^
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| "CNN
- Nintendo Reveals Details About Its Next Generation Console"
I used to love nintendo... Then they started making games for kids....
then i hated nintendo... we'll have to see how their new game plan (focusing
on new genre's) will work for them; cuz this could be the nail in the
coffin for Nintendo.
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| "eBay
- Ancient Indian Tool? Old Relic...." Bhahah!
this is great!
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| "Fetish
Flirt.com - Disgusting2.swf" Oh my god i dont
know why im posting this THIS IS NOT WORK SAFE, and any hetrosexual
male or female should just avoid this one. Cuz these dudes are fucken
crazy... infact. just skip this one.. dont bother clicking this link..
cuz i think this is too whacked :)
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| "Aftenposten
- Government Invites Tsunami Victims Families to Thailand"
Look at this.. The Thai Government has so much money
(from the Tsunami Aid Funds) that they are giving the Families of People
who died, a free trip to Thailand.. Seriously.. Next thing you know,
they'll be giving out Solid Gold Memorial Plates at the airport... rediculous.
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| "Wired
- Bullet Hole Found in Jet at N.C. Airport"
Wow. when a plane gets shot, the FBI has to get involved.. Now what
would really be funny, is if a group of snipers would start shooting
up every plane at a couple airports, so they would have to ground all
the flights.. that would be much more effect terrorism.. Sent in by: Sain
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| "JetsGone.net
- Pay A Little, Fly Nowhere" heh, owned. Sent in by: Blue_Frog
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| "BobSagetisGod.com"
*snicker* the PROOF on this one rocks! Clearly Bob Saget is the Lord
Almighty.. Sent in by: Phenethaine
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| Holy
crapballs. waking up at 5am to goto work, sucks! .cre
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| "Yahoo
- Swedish Raid on ISP Called Major Blow to Piracy"
Dayom! 23Terrabytes. thats what im talking about.. Badass servers in
a badass server co-location.
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| "BBCNews
- France Shows Off Tallest Bridge" Holy crap!
this thing is taller then the Eiffel Tower.. Whats even cooler should
be the view of some of the WWI and WWII fortifications along the river.
This is going to be quite the tourist attraction.
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"Post-Gazette
- Airline Making Heavyset Flyers Buy Extra Seat"
Ha! this article is priceless. My favorite part...
"For every 10 letters you get, nine of them will say they did not enjoy their flight because someone was sitting on them." Stewart said."Fat enough to sue.... also see: http://www.naafa.org/ and make sure you watch the slideshow of photos... *shudder* some of these womens' arms are thicker then my waist
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| "CapeCodOnline
- Guard Trio on Cape Helps Retire Hueys" Its
a sad end to an amazing era. These Helicopters have been around for
decades, doing everything from recon in vietnam, to strategic commando
drops in afghanistan.. Its a damn shame that they're being retired;
for a younger/prettier model.
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| "DaveSchool
- Batman: New Times" *snicker* this is awesome..
Make sure you watch the movie.. Sent in by: mkow
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| "EnergyBulletin.net
- Expert Says Saudi Oil May Have Peaked" uh
ohs! my precious crude oil.. Anyway, it looks like its time to put some
money into Oil... Cuz that whiznitz its gonna be worth a fortune soon. Sent in by: Reverend_Quj
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| "AurealSys.com
- Mystery Booty" you know, im not an "ass
guy" but damn, this girl has a sweet ass. The video alone is enough
to make a grown man 'get all teary' as if to witness perfection. --
This may not be work safe, Theres not alot of real nudity, just a girl
in panties/etc... Sent in by: Dromio
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| "World
of Warcraft.com - 1000 WoW Accounts Banned"
Ha! it appears that blizzard doesnt like people making money off their
games. Hell i dont blame them, but the Whole EQ/Diablo item selling
on ebay, is pure genius; It allows people to play games and get paid
for it.. Thats the life.
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| "EducationGuardian.co.uk
- Farting Fish Fingered" Wow, fish actually
fart, but my main concern would be; how many fish would have to simultanously
fart to be picked up on the Swedish Ocean listening posts? Either, theres
huge schools of gassy fish out there, or the swedes have badass underwater
microphones.
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| "Ananova
- Doctors Remove Wedding Ring from Penis" Seriously
whats going on in easter europe.. They're doing crazy things with their
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| "Canada
- Grape or Cherry? Bowling Balls Now Come in a Variety of Scents"
OoOOoo i used to bowl all the time, and the thought of a scent ball,
seems kinda odd, but strangely intriguing, I think more things should
be scented, Especially balls....
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| "13Wham
- Ex-Marine Says Public Version of Saddam Capture was Fiction"
What?! The US Government would lie to the World Media? and the Media
would lie to the Public? Thats unpossible.. Sent in by: Sain
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| "Yahoo
- 50 Cent, the Game Call a Truce" oh god..
why is this stuff news? Sent in by: Doom^
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| "PlasticRock
- Barbie Fun.mpeg" heh i think this was on
MadTV like 10years ago, but its still good.. Sent in by: Keigan
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