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 "GizMag
- Shark Shield Makes it Safe to go Back in The Water" Wow,
i guess batman wont need his 'Shark Repellant' anymore. 
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| "NewsOfTheWorld
- Vigilante Teacher Says She'd Do it Again"
Damn straight. When the police wont help, you have to take the law in
your own hands. I think there should be laws for personal property,
If the police wont help, You can become the police.. You know, pull
off a citizens arrest and shizz.. But this is the UK, so god knows what
kinda laws they have.
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| "Telegraph
- Jesus Might Have Been Homosexual" Heh, i
love these "GOD IS GAY!" arguments.
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| "Ananova
- Man's Ashes Used in Fireworks" ok, now this
is how i wanna be 'redistributed' after death. It'll save on the whole
casket and burial fee's.
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| "Atom
Films - Sith Apprentice" Ok now this is kinda
funny :) Sent in by: mkow
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| "BoingBoing
- Train Sign" hehe just incase the 'INSTANT
DEATH' wasnt enough of a deterant, theres the followup 200$ fine.. heh. Sent in by: Servo
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| "CNN
- Woman Gives Birth in Car Before Police Pull Her Over at GunPoint"
... i have nothing to comment on this article.. its
just strange.. Sent in by: `Nemesis
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| "BBCNews
- Great Extinction Came in Phases" You know,
the great extinction theory is still pretty broken in my eyes, I do
agree that the chances of 80%+ of the population of animals on the earth
being killed over a few seconds is kinda unbelievable. But i still dont
understand why there are huge 'boneyards', skeletons are seldom found
intact, and i also find it to believe that these boneyards are created
by mass feedings, or something. I dunno, could i be retarted? maybe....
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| "Ananova
- Schumacher Fan Causes Chaos in Ferrari" I
wonder if he tried to sue Ferrari or Schumacher, if he'd win.. Since
he tried to 'emulate' what they do (you know, like parents who blame
video games, when their kids kill people..)
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| "Wired
- Cousteau Sub Mimics Great White" Ok, now
think about this.. A Military Shark Submarine.. No longer would you
have long black tube subs, you'd have giant blue whale size subs.. Think
about how difficult it would be to tell the difference between a whale
sub, and a real whale.. I think that would be awesome..
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| "Aftenposten
- iTunes Breach Doesn't Bother Recording Industry"
Followup on : PyMusique
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| "The
Bukkake Blaster -It Pumps, It Squirts, It Rocks!" oh
god..Why on earth would anyone need one of these? Sent in by: Servo
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| "eBay
- Grandson in Search of New Grandma or Grandpa"
*snicker* anything can be traded on eBay.. Sent in by: Mr. Furious
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| "BigBoy
- Nascar Crash.wmv" Holy crap.. This dude should
have died.. Sent in by: Usteppin
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| "Yahoo
- Google Doubles E-Mail Space" Durrr.. A press
release on April fools day... Sounds kinda fake to me..
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| "BBCnews
- US Office Suffers Ratings Slide" NEWSFLASH:
THIS JUST IN.. NBC'S 'The Office' SUCKS!
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| "CNN
- Dubai Tower to be World's Tallest Building"
OoOOo thats pretty!
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| "Ananova
- Teenager Tried to Cut Up Missile with an Axe" Ok,
this dude should have totally been a darwin award winner.
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| "Guild
vs. Guild - Starwars Leet Trailer" heh, its
not *JUST* the regular trailer.. the captions are awesome.. Sent in by: Smash
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| "RawStoryQ
- Boy Scout Leader Charged With Child Porn, Was an Anti-Gay Activist"
Jesus, Who would put this guy in an authoritative role around children?
Hell, he LOOKS like he would want to molest children.. Sent in by: Reverend_Quj
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| "The
Betty Hubbard Clinic - The Felching Pump" uh
k, this may not be work safe, but its still funny Sent in by: Servo
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| "Slashdot
- Trey Parker and Matt Stone to Save Enterprise" Uh
yeah.. could this be an April Fools joke?
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| "Canada.com
- Workers to be Disciplined for Misiring Avalanche Cannon"
followup: KABOOOM! well, i wonder how they're gonna get 'punished'?
Suspension with Pay?
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| "White
Ninja - New Invention" *snicker*
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| "Arstechnica
- Intel Releases 64-Bit Quad Xeons" *drool*
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| "AxcessNews
- Two Charged for Forcibly Tattooing Obscenity on Forehead of Boy"
and why cant i find any pictures of said boy on the
intarweb? Sent in by: Blue_Frog
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| "World's
Top Tennis Stars Practice at Burj Al Arab Dubai"
Followup: Seriously this place is badass.. Sent in by: Mr. Furious
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| "What
Boys Wang - Quads and Such" this has got to
be a photoshop.. Sent in by: _Psychic_
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| Oh
my god, this has been a severely drunken week.. My kidney is even starting
to hurt.. Wheee! .cre
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| "Proud
Parenting - Michigan Preparing to let Doctors Refuse to Treat Gays"
Oh my this has to be an april fools joke. its far to
funny to be reality.
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| "Excite
- Too Sleepy for Sex?" 75% of american adults
are too tired for sex? Well, when you think about it, 25% of them are
too fat to have sex.. So really, if you work out the couples, that means
upto 50% of people are incapable of having sex due to obesity; and they're
prolly too tired from sludging around the grease pits to actually any
sort of friendly relations..
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| "RexFeatures
- Worlds Ugliest Car is Restored" Jesus this
is ugly.
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| "Daily
Star - Man, 20, Fatally Shoots Himself by Accident" This
is what happens when you play with guns, in a car, during a sausage
party.. Sent in by: _Psychic_
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| "Washington
Post - The Bush Twins (Fake) Public Pictures"
its too bad this is fake, cuz those bitchez are hot.. Sent in by: Reverend_Quj
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| "When
Disaster Strikes.com - Where is God When Disaster Strikes?"
Yeh,.. Where is god... not that i care... Sent in by: Monique
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| "NYDailyNews
- McHip-Hop Name-Drop" oh god. i hope McDonalds
goes out of business. I'm so tired of them trying to be 'Hip'
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| "VGCats
- Number One" ok, i cant stop laughing at this
one.
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| "IOL
- Woman Dumps Man for his Online Alter-Ego"
HO HO HO HO HO! Now this is a good one. Take a quick look this one is
great~
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| "Stupid
Videos - First Dive" *snicker*
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| "CarStuckGirls.com"
I know i've posted this before, but it was ages ago.. and they've updated
(whoohoo, i think....). oh and this may not be work safe. Sent in by: Wavesmash
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| "TShirt
Hell - To Hell With Terri Schiavo" ghah! Oh
Tshirt hell.. Full of such brilliant comedy. Sent in by: Mr. Furious
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"Canoe.ca
- DUI Suspect Eats Feces" Ha! only in toronto..En route, Sgt. James Buchanan said the prisoner vomited, urinated and defecated in the rear of the car.Sent in by: Hudson
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| wheee!
April fools! and im hung over.. ugh.. .cre
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| "Wired
- Supreme Showdown for P2P's Future" Looks
like everyone is hating on P2P networks.
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| "BBCNews
- SA Traffic Light Tamper Stopped" Ha! a tow
truck operator in Africa was rigging lights to cause accidents so they
could make some extra money. I cant think of anything more selfish,
then attempting to inflict harm on someone else for profit..
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| "Excite
- Tractor Driver Dies Under Load of Manure"
Uhm.... I'm trying to think how logistically this can happen???? and
i just cant do it.
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| "Belinda
Bedekovic - Video Preview" ok sound is required
for this one.. and notice, how she mounts her speak-and-spell.. Its
strangely vulgar... Sent in by: _Spectre_
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| "Apple.com
- The Honeymooners Trailer" oh my god.. How
dare they ruin a hollywood classic... Sent in by: Servo
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| "Pro-State-Skate
- Terri Schiavo Movie Page" bhahah! this is
so wrong on so many levels. Sent in by: Re/Module
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| "BoingBoing.net
- Running Vampire Bats" Whoa! i didnt know
bats could run... Sent in by: Reverend_Quj
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