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 "DeviantArt
- The Big Red Button" heh alright this is kinda
gay.. but it made me laugh for like 3secs.. 
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| "Evolving
Thoughts: Hobbit Not a Pinhead" Followup: k,
im already tired of hearing about this 'hobbit' ancestor...
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| "HitachiGST
- Storage Technology - Get Perpendicular" oh
my god.. i just dont know what to say... this is like the best and the
worst harddrive technology ad ever..
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| "Officer.com
- Los Angeles Police Are Baffled About the Identity of a Motorcycle
Officer" Part good cop... Part speed demon..
Feer! Sent in by: `Nemesis
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| "TransFatty
- Super Model Meat Sports" awesome! Sent in by: Dusty-Dustin
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| "TinyPic
- Squirrel Nut Sucking" *snicker* k this may
not be work safe heh Sent in by: Phenethaine
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| "The
Sneeze - Steve Dont Eat It! vol 7" uh yeh..
Anything that isnt a precious metal, shouldnt be a 'proud product of
mexico'..... Sent in by: Servo
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| "Russia
Makes it Funny - Pubic Beetle Creates Dangerous Traffic Situation"
k, this may not be work safe.. But its awesome. more
cars should feature vagina paintjobs.
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| "CBS
- Lawyer Punished for Jail-Sex Romp" ha! nothing
like getting caught with yer pants down..... in jail....
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| "BBCNews
- Jackson 'Fondled Home Alone Star'" Busted..... |
| "CNN
- Survivor Player - No Good" oh yeah. whoever
isnt watching this seasons survivor.. You have no idea what your missing;
its like the biggest survivor failure ever.. Anyway. you have to watch..
Its great!
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| "ZeroNews-fr
- 70s Video" hah this is awesome. Sent in by: Phenethaine
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| "Silicon
- Even Monkeys Wouldn't Use a Mac" apple =
owned. Sent in by: mkow
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| "StockholmSyndrome.ca"
This is the website of the Greatest International band from Toronto.
Feer. Sent in by: Dusty-Dustin
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| "The
Register - Promotional Penis Pops Up on eBay"
oh god. this "selling advertising space" shit is seriously
getting out of hand.. But.. what would be funny, is if Viagra or something
bought the space on the side of this guys wang.. Or if some gay magazine
did.. Now thats comedy right there.. Anyway, i'd just like to remind
all you women out there.. that my penis is advertisment free ;)..
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| "CNN
- Bye-bye MGM" I worry about these super companies
buying up all the cooler/smaller ones... Monopoly here we come.
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| "Ill
Will Press - Yesterday Mail" foamy... what
are you doing? when you have no ideas, dont force a comic...
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| "SubmarineBoat.com"
ha! now you too can build your own ghetto sub..
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| "PhysOrg
- Snake-Like Robot Conquers Obstacles" now
this is what im talking about.. But it needs solar cells or something.
cuz this would be the ultimate space-scape explorer.. Sent in by: YearLee
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| "SomethingAwful
- The Amazing Adventures of Spong" yeh this
does raise an interesting point... What do you do with a sibling who
is falling into the land of the furries? Sent in by: TomK
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| "Big-Boys.com
- Snow Backflip.wmv" damn, this dude almost
got flatted by his snow mobile.. Sent in by: Suffer
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| "RockyMountain
- Boulder Man Arrested in Child Sex Sting"
Jesus! What is wrong with these americans?
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| "Ananova
- Wonka Director 'Goes Nuts'" Awesome! i cant
wait to see the new Charlie and the Cocofactory movie; especially since
they have super-smart trained squirrels cracking nuts; oh its gonna
be great!
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| "Canada.com
- New Ms. Wheelchair Wisconsin Crowned After Predecessor Stands up"
Ha! Oh man, i cant wait for a TV Movie to be made about this one..
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| "Gizmodo
- Impressive Monitor Architecture" Ok, this
is pretty cool. |
| "Starma
- Muffy's World of Vagina Euphemisms" *Snicker*
"Birth Cannon" Sent in by: Kayvan
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| "eMediaWire
- San Francisco Company Offers Lady Wingmen for Hire" Whoa!
this is a great idea! except the paying part.. If there was girls who
would do this for free, oh that would be awesome.. Sent in by: Sain
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| "Google
Gulp" *sigh* finally getting around to posting
the rest of the April Fools stories... Sent in by: mbs
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| "Times
of India - Indian Callcentre Employee's Use US Customers Info to Hack
Bank Accounts" Durr.. heres an unseen problem
with outsourcing helpdesks to India..
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| "Excite
- Flying Squirrel Won't Be Ejected" Whoa! Canada
has a list of banned rodents? Where can i acquire such a list?
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| "BBCNews
- Along Road Ahead - What Happened to the Segway"
Dont Believe the hype.. The Segway has to be one of the biggest Flops
in history.
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| "Aftenposten
- Munch Robbery a Diversion?" Oh god.. i swear,
these Norweigans have to be the worst crime fighters on the face of
the planet.. This Munch robbery still goes unresolved; how can these
cops look themselves in the faces every morning without realizing they're
a complete failure?
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| "www.Dam-Hobos.com"
k this is NOT work safe, and frankly rather gross. I dont know who would
ever sign up for this kinda porn site... Sent in by: Phenethaine
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| "Rotten.com
- Elongated Labia" or as i like to call it,
'Octopus vagina'. Sent in by: Re/Module
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| "PCMag
- 64Bit Windows XP Released to Manufacturing"
and microsoft is leading the 64bit OS market.. Oh wait.. *Nix has had
64bit kernals for like a year. Sent in by: Reverend_Quj
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| "CNN
- Has Cookie Monster Given up Sweets?" Jim
Hensen is turning over in his politically correct grave. This has to
be the gayest thing i've ever heard.
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| "Excite
- Oral Sex Safe and Not Really Sex, Says U.S. Teens" God
Bless America.
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| "Ananova
- Stone Age Porn" heh, i would love to know
what kinda noises they'd make while bangin', cuz i know in my civilized
way, i make tons of strange noises. I'm just curious what kinda noises
someone who can't speak would make?
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| "BBCNews
- How IBM Misjudged the PC Revolution" OooO
Heres an interesting article focusing on the historical business blunders
that IBM has made in the past. All i can say is.. I hate ibm...
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| "EyeWitness
News - Cocaine, not Octane was Vehicles Problems"
Heh, yeh, this would be pretty hard to explain to a mechanic.. "Its
not my coke.. i swear......" Sent in by: Sain
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| "Graphic
Acts - Porn as a Second Language" heh some
of these 'come-on' lines are pretty funny, but this list is far from
complete. Sent in by: Reverend_Quj
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| "TourettesGuy
- Videos" *snicker* ok, sound is kinda required,
and this may not be work safe for some. But yeah, its great! Sent in by: _Spectre_
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| "BBCNews
- 'Game Theft' led to Fatal Attack" alright,
anyone who takes video games this seriously, needs a reality check.
Sure i like to play diablo 2, and yeah, when i loan someone a cool set
of armor, and they lose it in the game or something, it kinda sucks,
but i'd never stab them to death. Also, how come this stuff only happens
in china and japan?.. Maybe its something in the commie water or something?
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| "Heise.de
- At Your Disservice" OooOoo i never realized
that Modern ATA drives adopted the drive locking features of laptops.
This is super cool, with exception to the whole to the whole 'virus
setting a password on your drive without you knowing' thing. That would
suck..
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| "Wired
- Matrix Online - Gaming Repackaged" Teh Matrix,
Owned by wired.
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| "Stupid
Videos - Freeway Cow" this made me laugh..
even though its pretty dumb.
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| "Canoe.ca
- Potty-Mouth Man Can't Fool Science" JESUS!
People like this should never be allowed to drive again, as if drunk
driving isnt bad enough, trying to fool the breathalizer by consuming
your own feces is a sign of being mentally disturbed.. Sent in by: Sain
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| "Yahoo
- 1.3Million Mercedes Being Recalled" Well,
this is going to stand against Mercedes impecable service record.......
oh wait.. they're known for making crappy cars.. Sent in by: Doom^
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| "Dog
Condoms.com" this has to be a joke.. Sent in by: Re/module
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