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 "Excite
- Rock Star Bono Raps Canada Prime Minister Over Aid" Oh
yeah.. thats right... Bono has the right to rip us a new one over this
foreign aid bullshit.. My real question is. How much did bono give?
Oh sure he helped 'raise' money. But how much came out of his personal
gold stash in Hollywood? None.. thats right.. None... So clearly he
has the right to point fingers.. What a homo. 
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| "Penny
Arcade - An Artifact of Great Power" hehe Yeah
i think im gonna have to frown over these closed economic video games.
cuz its complete balls, some rich kid can simply buy his way to be a
badass in any game; where as us poor kids have to fight tooth and nail
to even try to keep up..
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| "Ananova
- Man Woke To Find Knife In His Face" ha! now
thats what friends are for. Stuffing knives into your face when yer
sleeping.. Who needs enemies when you've got drinking buddies like this
heh.
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| "EvolutionM
- DSM Fire at Mitsubishi vs. Subaru Event"
Dizznamn. this is why people who dont know how to build cars shouldnt
try to build one; well, actually i guess this is like automotive darwinism.
Sent in by: `Nemesis
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| "The
Register - Romanian Hides Stolen Mobe in Vagina" *Snicker*
insert "set it on vibrate" joke here.. Sent in by: Blue_Frog
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| "CraigsList
- Attention Rebel Spies" *snicker* ok, this
may be moderatly not work safe... Sent in by: Phenethaine
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| "John
and John - I Love that Crunchy Sound" Oh my
god.. this is hilarious! Sent in by: Re/Module
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| "BBCNews
- Peruvian Virgin Turns down $1.5M" Damn this
bitch is hot.. but i dunno if she'd be worth the 1.5million. She would
have to have some MAD SKILLZ in the bedroom to get away with a bill
like that.
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| "MSNBC
- Fla. Skydiver Strikes Plane, Dies of Injuries"
hrmm anyone else find it a little odd that a guy who's last name was
'Wing' Died because of injuries from a planes wing?
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| "Ananova
- Mystery of the Exploding Toads" *snicker*
I think this could be the next tourist attraction for Germany; Just
think about how much fun it would be to follow toads around with a blast
shield and have people pay to watch these fatty ass frogs explode? (Sent in by: Everyone)
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| "Submarine
Channel - Bushes.mov" Ha! this is like the
greatest music video ever made. Too bad it probably wont get much airplay
on MuchMusic.. Anyway, this could be considered NOT WORK SAFE.. so open
carefully. Sent in by: MudBuddha
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| "Gizmodo
- Remote Controlled, Laser Guided Fruit Flies" You
know.. You'd think that the Professors at Yale would have something
more important to do then to remove the heads of fruit flies in an attempt
to make headless zombie flies... Sent in by: _Spectre_
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| "Viral
G - Revenue Protection" durrr. im not quite
sure what to say about this.. Looks pretty hoaky... Sent in by: ^_ToXiC_^
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| "Yahoo
- Exceptional Whale Fossil Found in Egyptian Desert"
hrmm but the real question is.. How did this whale get into the middle
of the egyptian desert? Sent in by: Doom^
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| "eBay
- Worlds Largest Tape Ball, Guiness Record"
.. Im amazed that people who are bored at work can make this kinda money
by doing stupid shit.
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| "CNN
- Two Men Go Hunting Together, Die of Heart Attacks"
Durr. what?! This is why old people shouldnt be allowed to have guns..
Loud noises may make thier hearts stop..
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| "BBCnews
- Trap Building Ants Torture Prey" Holy crap,
these are some smart ants, the fact that they build a trap, just to
pick-a-part anything that gets near it is kind of ingenius, These ants
may be smarter then monkeys...
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| "Worth
1000 - Rejected Transformers" Seriously, these
all suck, Who thought any of these were funny? I figured that alteast
one of these would be good. Boy was i wrong...
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| "Big-Boys
- Bon Fire Blow Up.wmv" heh let this be a lesson
to dumb people everywhere. Dont use 5 Gallons of gasoline to light a
bonfire.. Bad things will happen.. Sent in by: p0ng
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| "Maps.Google.com
- Queen Creek, AZ" zoom in on those big green
fields, more google maps fun. Sent in by: Usteppin
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| "StrangeCosmos
- Hulkamania" This dude rocks! but i cant imagine
how the Hulkster feels about having his likelyness tattooed on some
fat guys back. Sent in by: Phenethaine
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| "CapeCod
Times - Pope Gets 56,000 Emails" Yeah, but
how many of them were Penis Enlargement spam?
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| "ABCNews
- Documents Suggest NASA Downplaying Risks"
Oh god. you'd think that NASA would have learned after they lost 'Columbia';
Honestly i think there are certain risks that are unavoidable with space
travel, but thats part of the job of being an astronaut. If it was a
gravy train job everyone would want to be one..
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| "Kikizo
Games - Xbox 360 Exposed - First Genuine Pictures"
Ok, this does look pretty sweet, but it seems to show signs of the 'Phantom'
console in its design.. Frankly, i dont like the all silver case, it
makes it hard to hide it under/ontop/beside the tv..
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| "BBCNews
- Cavers Smash World Depth Record" Whoa! 2km
below the surface of the earth, these uky's are hardcore.. But the real
question is 'Why do this?' it really doesnt have much benefit for anyone,
except an entomologist wanting to see what kinda bugs live that low
in the earth, or to a geologist who wants to see what kinda rocks are
down there.. Really theres no story here.. Just that a bunch of nocturnal
uky's who like climbing down cold wet holes found a record to break..
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| "Yahoo
- Chinese Men Measure Up to Others Below the Belt"
What~? Italians have bigger penis's then North Americaners? Thats prolly
why they make better cars... Sent in by: Tom
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| "CNN
- It's a Girl - Baby Born to Whale-Dolphin" OoOoOOoo
Sent in by: Blue_Frog
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| "Land
Over Baptist - Dating Tips for Christian Men" bhahah!
some of these are great! Sent in by: Crug
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| "Muni.cz
- Samorost" i dont get it.. but it looks pretty
cool
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| "BetaNews
- Microsoft Opens Up With Linux Support" OoOOoo
Virtual Server to Support Linux again.. heh, its nice to see Microsoft
helpig to opposition.
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| "NIN.com
- Public Release for Remixing" see how cool
trent is.. He's releasing a track for free to be remixed by the public..
I dont think thats ever been done before by a major label/band... too
bad trent is a mac lover :(
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| "Amandaegge.com
- Do the Schiavo" ok, this is pretty tasteless
but still funny
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| "Yahoo
- Judge Strikes Down FDA Ban on Ephedra" Woo!
Now maybe they can start putting this stuff back into drinks.. I forget
the name of the one drink that had ephedra high on its lists of ingredients
but man, that was a real energy drink Sent in by: Doom^
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| "Aftonbladet.se
- Nogger Black" *snicker* my swedish is horrible/non-existent,
but i can see this icecreme bar offending some minorities :) Sent in by: Blue_Frog
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| "Advanced
Masturbation" heh ok, this is not work safe..
and frankly its nearly disturbing.. so yeah you may not wanna click
this one.. Sent in by: Phenethaine
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| "BBCNews
- Mars Dust Devils Caught in Action" ok, now
this whole mars rover power thing is starting to make smore sense; These
whirl winds are cleaning off the solar panels.. which is giving the
rovers more power..
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| "Aftenposten
- Final Porn Decision" Whoa! being awarded
40k USD for getting fired for smurfing porn at work.. Where do i have
to sign up for my 40k...
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| "Ananova
- Man Finds Two-Headed Snake in Garden" ooOooO
double headed snake.. feer.
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| "RISD.EDU
- NGGA PLZ" and in other news, a young white
boy in New York was killed by an angry gang of black men... but yeah,
i like how his finger nails are well groomed, and his car is all shiney
this dude will die by the hands of many pissed off dudes heh. Sent in by: Usteppin
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| "Bechamel
- Strange Lab.swf" i dont get it.. Sent in by: Crug
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| "Glumbert
- Dance, White Boy, Dance" bhahah did i post
this already? Sent in by `Nemesis
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| "Jewish
Bazaar - Jewish Dog / Cat Toys" i feel sorry
for any jewish pet owner who thrusts their religious beliefs on their
animals... Sent in by: Phenethaine
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| "Excite
- Woman In Wendy's Chili Finger Case Arrested"
Followup: Looks like it was all a hoax. You know, i'm surprized that
the media didnt know that this was a hoax before the police did.. Doesnt
the news fact check their whiznitz anymore?
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| "EnGadget
- Pimp My Shopping Cart" *snicker* No spinners
though :( and it needs more NAWS~
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| "ABCNews
- Mad Max Fans Arrested for Recreation" I love
texans.. They're so great!
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| "Ananova
- Drunk Monkey's Cause Chaos" there are clearly
not enough stories about drunken monkey's running amok..
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| "Local6
- School Bus Driver Reassigned After Street Racing Arrest"
yeh, i can imagine this girl pulling up next to a ferrari in her bus,
looking out the window and saying "How much did that cost?"
then the gu in the ferrari saying "MORE THEN YOU CAN AFFORD PAL!"
this woman is so lame :( Sent in by: Usteppin
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| "Exs.cx
- Schiavo Feeding Tube Auction" yeh, no wonder
this was pulled off ebay :) completely tasteless (no food pun intended) Sent in by: ^_ToXiC_^
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| "Communist
Mario?" ghaha! the pictorial comparison between
mario and stalin is the greatest! Sent in by: Crug
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for the short update, woke up late... gotta run to work.. .cre
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| "BBCNews
- Adobe buys Macromedia for $3.4bn" Damn! well
i guess this is good news, Since both companies make really good products,
im only worried about adobe trying to make webproduction software..
I'm sure they'll break dreamweaver in new ways its never been broken
before.
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| "Excite
- Cocaine Turns to Sugar In Police Custody"
Heh, and in other news, the Price of Cocaine plummits in Poland.
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| "Ananova
- DIY Pet Cremation Backfires" ho ho ho! Get
it.. 'Backfires'.. the puns are horrible in the title of this article.
anyway, I wonder if you'd need a permit to Cremate yer pet?
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| "ButterCouple.com"
heh this is the next HotorNot.. Hell even i signed up.. But i cant wait
to have all these fat chicks loving me up on there. Since im sure a
large chunk of my readers know what i look like hheh.. Sent in by: Iscariot
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| "FoxNews
- Burglars Call 911 on Themselves" ha! these
have to be some of the dumbest criminals alive. Sent in by: Wolf-
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| "Yahoo
- Trojan Destroys Mobile Phone Data" Speaking
of cell phones working against their owners.. Sent in by: Blue_Frog
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| "Wired
- Get Your Game Off" oh god.. Frankly i dont
find jenna jameson attractive at all, even when she dies her hair brown..
i dunno, i think its cuz i hate blondes.. well that and she's totally
fake, theres barely an inch of anything real left on her.. anyway, see
here for more info..
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| "CapeCod
Times- Seven Story Wave Hits Cruise Ship" Hrmm
you'd think with all the modern warning systems and stuff that a ship
of this size would be able to turn into the wave to keep huge waves
like this from bustin' windows and nearly drowning every short person
on the boat.. heh.
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| "Stupid
Videos - Four Wheel Drive" Durrr.. i'd love
to know what kinda scratch 4wd system this truck is using, cuz clearly
it beats the Sport Trak II System from ford... heh
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| "Canada
- Chess Champ Garry Kasparov Hit Over Head with Chessboard"
k, kasparov sux..
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| "Local6
- Hacked Highway Sign Sets Speed Limit at 100 MPH"
*snicker* Sent in by: Wangzang
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| "2005
Tokyo Auto Salon" Oh my god.. Ive never seen
such a large grouping of ugly cars in my entire life.. Sent in by: Tristan
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| "Yahoo
- Sony Invention Beams Sights, Sounds Into Brain"
uhm i dont know how i would feel about sony mucking around in my brain.. Sent in by: Reverend_Quj
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