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 "GameAmp
- Nine Inch Nails - The Ghost That Feeds.mp3"
ha! this is awesome.. 
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| "Yahoo
- Chappelles Show Shut Down" Durr. Whut??!
Chappelles show was clearly one of the funniest shows on TV, and now
its going to miss this season.. I call balls!
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| "PutFile
- The Dildo" hehe, ok this prolly isnt work
safe, its a music video for a cheezy song about dildos.. Either way,
its pretty funny
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| "FoxNews
- Man Who Kept Mom in Freezer Had History of Odd Behavior"
Heh, so this just goes to show you, those of us who 'act oddly' are
one step away from killing someone we dont like, and keeping them in
the freezer.. so dont push me~ heh
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| "BBC
- HitchHiker's Vogon Poetry Generator" i'm
sure theres some humor locked away in here.. Sent in by: Munch
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| "Yahoo
- George A. Romero's Land of the Dead" woo!
more George Romero zombie flicks on the way! Sent in by: Maxtype
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| "CNN
- Accused Cop Killer Attacks Guards" holy shit!
Look at this guys face, he clearly got the 'working over' by the guards
when they recaptured him.. I guess this is why people shouldnt kill
cops... Cuz when they're inside, they'll get it much worse.. Sent in by: Iscariot
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| Yikes!
Sorry for the short update. im running late. .Cre
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| "VG
Cats - Euphemisms" Theres some humor hidden
in there somewhere.
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| "CNN
- Most People in U.S. Say Iraq War Not Worthwhile" Then
why the fuck did they elect him for a second term?!?!? I hope the American
people have learned their lesson with Bush..
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| "Flickr
- Fact Checking is for Suckers" *snicker*..
yeah cuz johnny cash wrote Hurt...
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| "NewGrounds
- Mens Room Monologue" Yeh.. public washroom..
ugh.. Sent in by: Wolf-
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| "Blennus
- Impressive Cheerleading Skills" Whoa! Sent in by: Phenethaine
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| "RubberDoll.net"
k, this is not work safe. its uhm a fetish website.. one of these rubber
sites.. I'm still not sure what to think of these.. Sent in by: Tim
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| "BBCNews
- Woman Soldier Admits Iraq Abuse" Go Lynndie!
i guess she had no choice but to plead guilty, since they have like
100s of pictures of her screwing around with a bunch of nekkid iraqi
men..
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| "Excite
- Man Gets the Poop on Outsourcing" Why didnt
i think of this, when they started cutting back at IBM? i could have
a 50$/h pooperscooper job.. Oh wait.. I'd hate that.. and i'd prolly
want to die afterwards..
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| "Bonhams
- Barris Motor Car Collection For Sale" Whoa!
if i wasnt the poorest white kid on the face of the planet, i'd be all
over these auctions. Too bad some of the cooler cars are 'replicas'..
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| "Sector7-Halo
- The Art of TeaBagging" *snicker* this is
so stupid...
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| "TrackerTrail
- Can of Coke and a Chocolate Bar - Used to Make Fire"
Whoa! next time im trapped in the wilderness with a mars bar, and a
coke i'll have to remember this.. Sent in by: _Spectre_
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| "Itscom.net
- Random Japanese Closed Amusement Park" k
my japanese is horrible. but these rusty rides are mildly disturbing...
maybe its just me.. anyway you can click the little white buttons at
the bottom with the japanese symbols on them to go backwards/forwards.. Sent in by: `Nemesis
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| "Official
Unknown Hinson" alright, this is the coolest
guy on the planet.. Sent in by: Mudbuddha
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| "StupidVideos
- How Not to Skate" *snicker*
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| "Yahoo
- Cult Hit 'Family Guy' Returning to Fox" WOOOWOOO
MOTHERFUCKAH~
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| "KCBS
- NJ Beach Town Legalizes Speedos" Jesus, Speedos
shouldnt be legal in any state or province.
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| "Canada
- Police Arrest Two Men Who Claimed They Found Buried Treasure"
heh, how dumb do you have to be..
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| "Americade.info
- Chinese Watermelon Art Sculptures" heh some
of these are pretty cool. Sent in by: Phenethaine
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| "BBCNews
- Florida Girl Has Abortion Blocked" What the
fuck?!?! a 13yr old girl... Pregnant... and the government is stopping
her from terminating the pregnancy?! Wheres the logic in this? When
i was 13, i was playing video games and football.. For some reason,
if i was to have become a dad at that point in time, i think i would
have turned out to be way more fucked up then i already am.. Sent in by: Joe
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| "TampaBayNews
- Man Charged with Tapping Into Wireless System"
oh nos! people are hax0ring wireless networks.. Sent in by: Usteppin
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| "Wikipedia
- List of Unusual Deaths" heh some of these
are pretty rough, like how my good friend jack daniels died.. this is
why you dont do things out of anger :)
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| "BBCNews
- Band Settles Over Sewage Dumping" Followup:
Heh, looks like they admitted fault.. Dave Matthews Band Sucks.
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| "Ill
Will Press - Channels" lol 'fuck those little
blue bastards...' foamy rules.
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| "AZCentral
- Boy 8, Sticks 19 Classmates With Needle"
Oh god.. and one of them was HIV Positive.. Oh this should be fun to
explain to the parents of these kids.. but you'd think that the Diabetic
Kids Parents would have said "Uhm you may not wanna prick any other
kid with this thing...."
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| "Total
Illusions - Dangerous Hacker" didnt i post
this already? Sent in by: Mr.Furious
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| "KontraBand
- Wormhole Extreme" *shudder* ok this is probably
not for the weak of heart/stomach, But yeah, human botfly's are gross... Sent in by: `Nemesis
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| "Steve's
Home Theatre - Completed Project" Damn, this
is one dude who's completely serious about his home theatre experience..
And i thought i had a good setup by positioning my couch infront of
my TV.. Hands down, this guy is the envy of his whole neighbourhood.. Sent in by: Phenethaine
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| eek!
late for work. gotta run. .cre
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| "Aftenposten
- Munch Masterpieces Destroyed?" Seriously
whats going on with these Norweigan theives? they steal a few priceless
paintings (really the screen is one of my favorite paintings ever..
But thats also because i dont know much about art... But i know i like
that painting...) Anyway, these thieves say they burnt paintings to
hide the evidence... My question is, wouldnt admitting that you destroyed
the paintings, wouldnt that be more implicating then just admitting
that you stole them?
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| "Canada
- Study Finds 209 Animals Sexually Abused in Sweden Since 1970s"
Jesus! Whats wrong with these Swedes?
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| "BBCNews
- Simpsons Celebrates 350th Episode" Hrmm i
think instead of celebrating, if they'd go back and actually write some
funny shows; like what they had back in Season 6 (personally one of
my favorite seasons, the writing was so far superior then it is today).
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| "Dickcream.com"
i dont get it... Sent in by: Phenethaine
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| "CNN
- E-Mails Hurt IQ More than Pot" This explains
all the morons i work with.... Sent in by: Blue_Frog
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| "JerrySpringerTheOpera.com"
oh god... Sent in by: Wolf-
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| "BBCNews
- Car Lands in Top Floor of House" Holy crapballs,
i wonder how fast this bimmer was travelling, to cause it to fly 16~feet
in the air..
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| "White
Ninja - Its Not Working" *snicker* White ninja
is hilarious
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| "eBay
- Huge Life Size X-Wing, Starwars" Damn you
shitty image hosting.. Not that i really wanna see this, since IMO Starwars
sucks... But im sure all my starwars supernerds readers will be dying
to see this thing.
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| "Japundit
- From Race Queen to Queen of the Road" Damn
this has to be the perfect girl, She hot, and she likes racing.. If
i was into asian chicks, i'd be emailing this girl my wedding proposal
right now..
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| "eBaumsWorld
- Super Police Dogs" holy shit! what are they
feeding these dogs? Sent in by: _Spectre_
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| "CNN
- Car Shopper, 81, Hits Husband, Salesman, Car, Tree, Wall"
*Snicker* This is exactly why old people shouldnt be
allowed to drive. Sent in by: Blue_Frog
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| "Yahoo
- Desperate Mother Puts Eye on Sale" keepin
it Fresh (real) in Bangladesh... Sent in by: Phenethaine
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