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 "NBC4
- Google Search Engine Crashes For 15 Minutes On Saturday"
Dns... gets ya everytime.. 
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| "Canada
- Brazilian Town Declares May 9th Orgasm Day, To Improve Married Relationships"
OooOooO Nearly Everyday for me is Orgasm Day.
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| "Excite
- Sex Researchers Shed Light on Unpopular Sex Acts"
What the?! I thought i was pretty kinky, but whats this 'Breath Play'
????
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| "ActiveWin
- Microsoft Xbox 360 Specification Leak" Oh
my dear god.. 3x 3.2GHZ cpus on this badboy... assuming that this 'leak'
is credible.. but either way, if it even has 1x 3.2GHZ cpu it would
be like 5x faster then the current suxbox... I've got a total chubby
for next gen' whiznitz.
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| "Thank
You George.com" dear god i hate george lucas.... Sent in by: C.C.
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| "eBay
- Get Out The Way Bitch!" *Snicker* This is
Great! Sent in by: HaganB
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| "CraigsList
- Honda Wigger Clown Car Story" k, this one
is a little long, but its hilarious, the only way this could have gotten
better, is if they would have had pictures at the bottom of the 'hondtards
car'. But seriously. you have to read this right now.. Sent in by: `Nemesis
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| OoOOOooOO
Friday the 13th. OoOOoooOo .cre
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| "Oregonstate.edu
- Ninja Pays Half my Rent.wmv" Alright, usually
im pretty hard on these little independent short films, but this one
made me smile.. Cuz having a ninja as a roommate would rule..
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| "BBSpot
- Top 11 Rejected Hot Sauce Names" ok, some
of these are funny, the rest are lame.. But its hard to find anything
funny on BBSpot nowadays :(
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| "TheDenverChannel
- 3 Accused of Pouring Boiling Water on Man"
Jesus! Whats wrong with you americans?
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| "Dror
Bar-Natans Rope Trick" Whoa! this is pretty
neat; but i dont know how many times you'd use this skill in the real
world, but still its pretty badass.
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| "Discovery
- MythBusters: Fact or Fiction Quizes" If I
was only allowed to watch 2hours of TV per week, one of those hours
would be watching MythBusters.. Its very entertaining, The bitches are
hot, and its usually intellectually stimulating.. Plus, they usually
end up blowing something up... Sent in by: Blue_Frog
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| "StoneMfg.net
- Henderson Horse Castration.wmv" alright.
for the love of crap DO NOT CLICK THIS LINK. its not work safe, and
im pretty sure that unless you like watching animals get castrated or
if your clearly sicker then i am, that there would be no need to click
this link.. ever.... please move along to the next link.. Sent in by: `Nemesis
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| "UnRealID.com"
Ha! im so glad im not in the US right now. They're going
all big brother again.. Take a read, Cuz these ID cards are going to
be nothing but bad luck.. Sent in by: Re/Module
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| "NewScientist
- Hot Chips Cooled with Liquid Metal" oOOoooO
this stuff sounds cool, but its not like this sorta cooling hasnt been
done before, its all heat-exchanging and stuff.. but still im all about
quite PC's.
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| "Yahoo
- Halliburton Gets $72Million Bonus for Work in Iraq"
Durr.. can anyone say 'Cash-Grab' ?
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| "BBCNews
- Jolie Urges Aid for Afghan Plight" What the
crap? Angelina Jolie is a UN Ambassador?!? This must be one of the greatest
women on the planet.. She's hot.. and she cares about people who have
no idea who she is..
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| "KTVU
- Federal Express Plane Parts Land on Homes"
*Snicker* you'd think that with all the money that Fedex Makes, that
they'd have enough to run some inspections on their planes...
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| "UTU.Fi
- The Facts About Farts" just incase anyone
has any questions about farts... Sent in by: Reverend_Quj
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| "Newbie
Nudes.com - Capt'n Hook" ok, first.. This is
NOT WORK SAFE.. infact, this is barely HUMAN SAFE.. so infact, maybe
you guys should just skip this link and move on to the next... Sent in by: Phenethaine
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| "Yahoo
- Gay Men Respond Differently to Pheromones" Wierd...
so gay men, have female pheromone reseptors in their brains? Sent in by: Doom^
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| "CNN
- 'Chappelle' Production Suspended" Dargh~
Followup
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| "CapeCod
- Study - Meanness in Girls Can Start at 3"
Damn, i knew it. This is why some girls are so good at being bitches;
They've been practicing for 90% of thier lives.. I tell ya, some girls
should carry around warning signs "I hate you because, you're not
me"
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| "WFTV
- Tony Danza's Go Kart Flips During Show Taping" you
know... I hate nascar.. But i find this kinda funny and frightening..
So Rusty Wallace was using some Nascar driving techniques to push Tony
off the track.. Cept this kinda activity (The bump-and-run) can be really
dangerous; and nearly fatal.. Anyway you'd think that Rusty would have
more smarts then that... But i can see why he'd want to kill Tony Danza..
After like 10years of Who's the boss, i'd be homocidal too..
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| "Exbyte
- Dude Eats KFC Infront of KFC Protest" *snicker*
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| "Imaginary
Girlfriends.com" damn some of these bitches
are whoa hot! Sent in by: Phenethaine
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| "Reasons
Not to Buy a Subwoofer For Your Car" ha! click
the link
at the top! this is great! Clearly some clever commercial writers
work for this speaker company Sent in by: Wavesmash and Ryan
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| "Editor
and Publisher - Probe Can't Confirm Sources in Freelancer's Stories
for WiredNews" uh yeah.. this is why i try
to avoid watching/reading alot of N.American news. Cuz no one fact-checks
anymore; They just publish gibberish and people lap-it-up like a female
porn star in Peter North movie... Sent in by: Reverend_Quj
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| "NewYorkDaily
News - 2 Sliced up By Samurai Sword" Jesus,
whats wrong with these NewYorkers...
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| "Ananova
- Cow's Urine Health Fad" i have one question..
"Why?" Also: anyone else find it odd, that people start drinkin
piss and then everyone gets meningitis?
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| "Ill
Will Press - Pants" heh 'Where are you richard....?'
ok this one is kinda funny, it makes up for the complete failure of
the past few Foamy cartoons..
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| "Joystiq
- New Pic of Xbox 360 Controller" oh god its
ugly.. it looks like a PS2 dual shock humped the xbox controller, and
had a bastard child.
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| "Hedonistic
- Kelsey Grammer Falls.wmv" heh, this is why
you should always know where the stage ends when doing a lecture :) Sent in by: Usteppin
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| "FeralWeb
- Fwap-o-Meter" Damn... They confirmed it..
You'll never get to the moon by beating yer meat :( Sent in by: Phenethaine
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| "NetDisaster.com"
k this is pretty gay.. Sent in by: Servo
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| "BBCNews
- IBM to Axe 13,000 Jobs Worldwide" Yep.. here
goes another 13k people. so thats like 30,000 jobs lost in 2years at
ibm.
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| "CNN
- iPod Blamed for Spike in Subway Crime" Yeh..
wheres the Honor among theives when ya need it? (get it. cuz people
who own iPods steal music, and then these dude steal the iPods from
them..
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| "Ananova
- Whore College" Durrr. If they had a Slut
School, that would be rad.. You know a school you could send your proper
girlfriend to, so that she can learn how to 'slut herself' up for when
yer behind closed doors.. Yeah every guy knows what im talking about..
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| "Sky
and Telescope - Mars Polar Lander Found At Last?" You'd
think NASA would have better stuff to do then to look for its space
junk, that it discarded on another planet 12years ago.
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| "3M
Canada - 3M Scotch Duct Tape Wallet" Alright
so you can use duct tape for just about anything... Sent in by: C.C.
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| "Waxy.org
- SouthPark Aristocrats.wmv" *snicker* Sent in by: Dusty Dustin
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| "Pravda
- Russian X-Ray Girl Thrills Japanese Scientists With Her Remarkable
Gift" Followup: Still sounds hoaxy to me.. Sent in by: Blue_Frog
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| "NewScientist
- The Speedy Way to Capture a City" Hrmm..
now this is a great idea.. Just imagine playing Battlefield 1942 on
the streets of Newyork or Italy. Man that would be badass.. Except i
wonder how this 'engine' handles internal rooms on buildings and stuff..
either way, im sure this technology will trickle into the gaming world.
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| "BBCNews
- Internet Piracy Trio Sent to Jail" Followup:
on the Drink or Die guys.
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| "MSNBC
- Burger War Grows with New 15 Pounder" AH
HA! So this is where that picture came from on the net (you know, the
pic of the big black dude with the helmet on chowing down on a burger
bigger than his head). Anyway, i must try this burger....
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| "Ananova
- Oral Sex Caused Car Smash" hehe, yeah oral
sex while driving has to be one of the greatest things known to man..
Nothing breaks up a long drive, more then a sweet chicky with no shirt
on, slobberin' on yer wang.
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| "Slashdot
- U.S. Rejects Canadian Rejection of DMCA" Yeh...
i guess we can agree to disagree.. Sent in by: mkow
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| "eBay
- My Cat Hacked Up an Elvis Presley Hairball" this
is so gross.... Sent in by: Phenethaine
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| "Chocs.swf"
*Snicker* this is strangely hypnotic... Sent in by: Re/Module
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