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 Ugh..
Nothing like "losing" like $8000~ in a week to fee's, taxes,
etc. then too lose a friend aswell. This week is going to be a shitty
one... sorry for the short update. running late....cre  
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| "StoreWars.org
- Join the Organic Rebellion" heh, ok now this
is funny
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| "Wired
- The Bible Game" *snicker* owned at E3...
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| "DKBNews
- Elevator Purse Snatcher" bhaha. this is just
a day of owning...
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| "All
Dumb - Fighting Hampster" The illustration
of the Hampster tied to the Cleaver rules.. Sent in by: Phenethaine
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| "TK-Kijima
- Motorcycle Spoilers" Rice up your Rice Rocket
today~! Sent in by: Usteppin
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| "CNet
- Is it Finally Time for 3D Online" Durr...
yeah i guess all those 3D Macromedia Apps/games that have been released
dont really count......................................... Sent in by: Sain
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| "Ananova
- Confused Storks Try To Hatch Golf Balls"
*snicker* Silly Storks...
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| "Bungie.org
- Home Made Halo Suit" ok, as much as i dont
like Halo, this is a pretty cool suit.
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| "CNN
- Everybody Says Goodbye, Raymond" Thank you
jebus! I've always hated this show, i found their joke overly predictable,
and the ones that werent predictable, were completely stupid, and were
barely worth paying attention too. Well, that and Ray Romano isnt funny..
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| "eBay
- Confirmed Geniune UFO Photograph" heh "Genuine
Fuzzy photograph, taken at 30,000 feet...." i could make a small
fortune selling fuzzy pictures on ebay...
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| "This
Is London - Jacko Used Chimps as Cleaners" Jesus!
Why wont they just kill this guy already? He's clearly to eccentric
for our time.. Sent in by: Hee-La
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| "LATimes
- Shooting Spurs TV Debate" This just goes
to show.. Never bring a single gun to multi-gun engagement, when theres
the skilled LAPD bearing down on you... Sent in by: `Nemesis
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| "Triple
X Gold Teeth.com" Spinnahs~ Sent in by: _Spectre_
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| "BBCNews
- Teens - Am I a Freak?" ok, some of these
are pretty funny, Check'em out..
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| "Ananova
- Woman Tried to Clean Piranha Tank" *snicker*
if she would have died, this would totally be on the Darwin awards.
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| "BBCNews
- Market Fare is Major Rodent Find" Followup
on the mysterous new rodent found in Thailand.
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| "AZCentral
- Stripped of Pensions, Flight Attendants Do Likewise" *shutter*
old women should have their clothes tattooed on, just to keep stuff
like this from happening.. seriously though, i know some pretty sick
guys out there, but none of them are sick enough to want pictures of
50+yr old women in bikini's to spank too.. This is damn near freaky..
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| "KomoNews
- InClass Meth Demonstration Angers Parents"
*Snicker* if my teacher had taught me to make Meth when i was in Highschool,
i seriously doubt that i would have gone out and spent the thousands
of dollars on making a meth lab just to try it... Sent in by: `Nemesis
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| "SeaCoastOnline
- 185$ Ghost Buster Unveiled in Japan" What
The?!? These Japanese Inventer dudes are crazy~ Also (see
here) this is what it looks like... Sent in by: Blue_Frog
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| "WTLV
- First Coast News - Brewery Says Pope Loves Its Beer" again...
Who elected this new pope? The dude loves toss back a few pints, and
he was a member of the Hitler Youth when he was young... are those 2
qualities you'd want in a Pope? Sent in by: Sain
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| "BBSpot
- Top 11 Misappropriated Star Wars Quotes"
This just reminds me of how much i actually hate starwars and george
lucas..
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| "BBCNews
- Japan Names Day After Hirohito" Uhm yeah..
does anyone else think this is a horrible idea? Like what if germany
wanted to call November 11th 'Hitler Day' or something stupid like that..
Come on people i'm not necessarily one to love the politically incorrectness
of somethings, but this is getting out of hand, This man thought that
the assault on Pearl Harbour was a good idea; I can see alot of WWII
Vets building the hate of japanese people over this..
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| "Cape
Cod - Dave Chappelle - Not Crazy" booo! it
appears that there may not be a Chappelle's show in 2005 :(
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| "Ananova
- Human Poop Banned from Canadian Government Meetings" This
has to be a joke.. Cuz this is way too funny for it to be legit.
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| "CNN
- California Sets up Freeway Shooting Team" k,
the title of this article is hilarious (get it.. a shooting team...
and specializes in shooting people on the freeway.. im retarted...)
anyway. 8 freeway shootings in 2months... thats 1 per week... I'd be
staying away from the freeways in cali if i lived down there.. Sent in by: `Nemesis
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| "CNet
- Hollywood Creates Boyscout Merit Badge on Copyright" *snicker*
so these kids in hong kong can learn how to infringe and break those
copyright laws heh.. Sent in by: Doom^
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| "Hennessy
- Royal Navy's First Satanist Welcomed Aboard"
What the crap?!? Sent in by: Pork
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| "CapnWacky
- Unfortunate Star Wars Costumes" *snicker*
some of these are great...
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| "Canada
- Australian Officials Kill Crocodile Mistakenly Put into Popular Swimming
Area" I'm amazed by some of the blunders people
make in australia..
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| "Ananova
- New Rodent Discovered - On Food Stall" OoOooO
its not everyday that you hear about new mammals being discovered.
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| "BBCNews
- TV Download Sites Hit by Lawsuits" Damn you
MPAA! How am i supposed to watch TV Shows that are on while i work now??
I used to love BTEfnet :( now its down.. Seriously... if the MPAA keeps
doing this kinda thing, im just gonna cancel my cable, and stop watching
TV all together.
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| "StereoGum
- Lindsay Lohan Fully Malnourished" *shudder* Sent in by: `Nemesis
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| "The
Original Whizzinator - Pass Your Drug Test"
ha! this seems pretty high-tech for a dong with a straw in it.. But
then again, I guess some people will goto any lengths to pass a drug
test.. Sent in by: C.C.
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| "GoodVibes
- Masturbation Month" heh, little did i know..
i just found out about this today, but i've been celebrating for the
past 2 and a half weeks.. Sent in by: `Fluke
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| "MugenBR
Forums - Baby Face Photoshop" *snicker* ok
some of these are pretty funny..
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| "BBCNews
- Xbox 360 Kicks Off Console Wars" Followup:
New xbox is sounding pretty sexah~
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| "TheWBALChannel
- Vaginal Cream Harmful for Face, Doctors Say"
*snicker* Monkey see, monkey do.. Clearly Oprah suz.
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| "Ananova
- Sex in Car Man Loses License" Followup: Dude
lost his license for 90days.. I hope the head was great, cuz thats gotta
suck (no pun intended). But this dude is clearly the next casanova (or
this chick is some sorta super-slut) as they apparently just met that
same day... I feer this dudes skills
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| "Globe
and Mail - 2,184 Cases of Beer on the Road"
k first of all, this is a canadian tragedy, But... when you look at
another event on a highway that connects to the 401, you'll see that
someone was planning a HUGE highway BBQ.. (See
here). Seriously think about it.. a truck full of Empty vodka
bottles that clearly missed its opportunity to catch fire next to the
cattle truck, and then the beer truck flipping just a few KM away..
I'm tellin ya, this would have been the greatest accidental free BBQ
ever.. Sent in by: Blue_Frog
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| "HowardForums
- Not-So-Exclusive Review of the Erotic Headsets"
ho ho ho ho! now this is comedy.. incase anyone is curious exactly what
this dude is talkin about, theres a product page (click
here)... Sent in by: Mr. Furious
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| "SampleReality
- It Can't Happen Here" Interesting....... Sent in by: Reverend_Quj
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sleepy... must get more rest..... ugh.. .cre
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| "Yahoo
- Kentucky Derby Human Billboards" Oh god!
I'm not sure how i feel about this.. First, it gives idiots a job...
But.. it would clearly be an annoyance to anyone having to listen to
the same 30second commercial over and over while they waited in line
to get into the Derby..
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| "Ananova
- Fake Hand Sparks Murder Hunt" Wow. some people
in china are super nosey... My question would have been, why was this
woman looking into the windows of someone elses car?
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| "Engadget
- CherryOS - Its All Over" Followup: Looks
like CherryOS was just a code theft of PearPC..... Boooo!
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| "GlennBack
- The StarWars Connection" heh, i'm not quite
sure what to say... Sent in by: Doom^
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| "CraigsList
- I Want a Girlfriend Who Wets her Pants" there
are some fucked up people in ontario.... Sent in by: Re/Module
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| "BlabberMouth.net
- AMEN Frontman 'Sexually Assaulted' by Anna Nicole Smith"
bhahah! Oh my god! This is the greatest article ever
written.. Check out the one picture that the dude actually took, Anna
Nicole looks so retarted... Sent in by: `Nemesis
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