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 "NBC
4 - Angry High School Coach Allegedly Shows Penis to Team"
bhahahh Now this has to be one of the dumbest gym teachers ever. 
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| "AZCentral
- Student in Yearbook Identified Only as 'Black Girl'" I'm
not quite sure what to say about this.......
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| "MotorMate.com"
oh my god.. this cant be real... Who would buy this
crap?
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| "A
Brief History of The Uses of Silver" Heres
some interesting metalurgy history. Some of these "historical uses"
just make me scratch my head...
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| "Reuters
- Tax May Drain World's Top Sperm Bank" Dayom~
85$ for a donation? I should find a sperm bank in toronto, i could easily
make another 500~ a week for stuff i already 'donate' as it is... Sent in by: Blue_Frog
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| "Lindzay.html"
i could watch this all day.. Sent in by: `Nemesis
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| "Progressive.org
- Stripping Rumsfeld and Bush of Impunity"
UH OHS! ok, this may be kinda long winded.. but its really interesting
and informative for anyone who follows US Politics.. Sent in by: Reverend_Quj
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| "Putfile
- You Got Owned.wmv" heh, i'm sure we've all
seen most of these, but there was a few new ones that not even i have
seen. so check it out..
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| "Ananova
- Obese Woman Referred to Zoo" HA! well, i
hate to say it. but.. if the bitch needs an MRI; and her fat ass wont
fit in the regular human MRI Machine, what other options does she have?
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| "Forbes
- Xbox 180" Alright, for all you fellow console
nuts; i think this should be an interesting read; mostly relating to
'Strategy Xbox'.
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| "Aftenposten
- Norwegians Officially Fat" Wow, it looks
like its not only the US that has an obesity problem.
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| "ZDNet
- Microsoft Plugs Phishing Hole in Xbox Site" whoops! Sent in by: Blue_Frog
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| "Media.Skoopy
- Strange Japanese Ball Boxing Fetish.wmv" ok,
this prolly isnt work safe.. but this begs the question... "Why?!?!?" Sent in by: `Nemesis
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| "KPTV
- U of O Student Caught in 'Cyber-Sting'" Jesus..
there are some sick people on the intarweb... Sent in by: Usteppin
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| "Nikkeibp.co.jp
- IBM Discloses Cell Based Blade Server Board Prototype" OooOOOoo
Now this looks badass, incase anyone didnt know the 'Cell' processor
is the CPU that was designed for the next gen Playstation, and sounds
pretty badass so far; and besides my loathing of IBM, you've gotta give'em
a 'hats off' for coming up with new CPU technology; and making it robust
enough to try to steal away some of the Server market from Intel and
AMD.
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| "Ananova
- Burglars Caught Having Sex" *snicker* So
a couple breaks into a house to have sex... They couldnt find a parking
lot? or a bush/tree/shrub in a public park to hide behind? or an alley?
I guess these Hollanders will goto any lengths to have some privacy
while they bone..
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| "Excite
- Canada Suicide Hotline to Open Only from 9 to 5" heh,
and the suicide rate increases in Canada..
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| "EnGadget
- Iomega's 850GB Nanotech Optical Disc" Durrr.
After the click-of-death fiasco, i will never own another IOMEGA product..
No matter how cool, or how much storage they promise..
|
"Radio
and Records - MTV Nixes Bush; NIN Nixes MTV"
Oh my christ.. this is hilarious! God i love Trent Reznor (in a non-homosexual
way).."Nine Inch Nails will not be performing at the MTV Movie Awards as previously announced," Mr. Reznor announced on the band's website. "We were set to perform 'The Hand That Feeds' with an unmolested straightforward image of George W. Bush as the backdrop. Apparently, the image of our president is as offensive to MTV as it is to me. See you on tour this fall when we return to play in America."Sent in by: `Nemesis
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| "TheCarolinaChannel
- Spartanburg County Teen Accused of Having Sex with Dog"
JESUS! Whats wrong with parents/kids nowadays... Sent in by: Re/Module
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| "MBCanada
- SLR Crash" Well damn. This just goes to show
you, that you can survive a 200mph crash in a street car... Well, a
super car.. But still 200mph is nothing to joke about.. Sent in by: Sain
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| "Balloon
Jesus.jpg" I never knew jesus had such ripped
abs. i feer balloon jesus..
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| "BBCNews
- Xbox 360 Aspires to Break Japan" OooOOooo
Sounds like hte Xbox 360 is going to be a hardcore RPG Boxen.. I, myself
was never a fan of the Final Fantasy Series on the playstation, it simply
took too long to play, and the gun/sword combo weapons always set me
off a little. But yeah thats cuz im a little picky about my RPG games..
anyway...
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| "eBay
- McClaren F1 Replica" if this is a replica.
then i'm a super model.. Honestly, this couldnt look more unlike a McClaren
F1.....
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| "The
Sith Sense" ok, now i said i was gonna stop
posting star wars crap.. well, this is an exception.. Simply because
its a parody, and its actually pretty cool...
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| "CBS2
- Burt Reynolds Slap Attack at NYC Premiere" When
Burt was younger, he was really cool. and it seems as he's getting older,
he's just getting cooler and cooler.. I feer Burt when he's angry..
(also check out the video heh) Sent in by: DirectorSG
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| "TubbyBob.com
- The Everyman Porn Star" ok first, this is
probably not work safe.. second uhm the dudes kinda gross.. but... his
bio is kinda funny heh.. Sent in by: TomK
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| "Jesus21
- Adult Christianity (For Christs Sake)" bhahahah
Religous humor at its best.. Check it out... Sent in by: PigAlloy
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|
| "ABCNews
- Thieves Pistol Whip Woman With Toy Gun" *snicker*
Dumbest Criminals evar~
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| "BBCNews
- Wormhole 'No Use' for Time Travel" Wow! now
heres a pretty good read for those sci-fi kids, and the physics nuts
out there. I just wish it was a little bit longer; like articles like
this just wet my taste buds, simply because it puts all this juicy quantum
physics stuff into speak-and-spell terms for me to understand.. heh..
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| "Ananova
- Unemployed Offered Brothel Discount" *snicker*
i'd wonder how clean these unemployed dudes would be.. You'd think that
the 'working girls' wouldnt wanna 'service' them heh..
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| "Yahoo
- Lara Croft Loses Infamous Features" What
they should have called this article.. "Young Boys Not Enthused
to Play New TombRaider Game"...
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| "Catb.org
- Evil and Rude" oh yeah, WinNT is Evil and
Rude... Sent in by: Treaps
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| "BeerAdvocate
- Flying Dog Gonzo Imperial Porter" OoOoo a
Tribute Beer for Hunter S. Thompson. Now thats a good idea.. Sent in by: Blue_Frog
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| "MTV
- Spice Girls Reunite" OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG
oh wait.. i dont care... Sent in by: `Nemesis
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|
| Yesterday
i learned the following. My Ford Escape can only do 165kmh. flying concrete
hurts when it contacts flesh at high velocity, And Bolt Cutters can
solve or be involved in the solution to almost every problem... .cre
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| "CNN
- Phantom No Where to be Found at 2005 E3"
Infinium remains owned. Seriously.. Infinium labs had their bluff called
like 2 years ago, and only now is the whole world realizing that they
suck heh.
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| "Yahoo
- Wacoal Study Reveals that 90 Million Women Are in the Wrong Bra Size"
wow, now this is interesting.. Next time i visit the states im gonna
open up a bust measuring booth, and see how many girls i can get to
take off their tops to ensure that they're getting the right support
from their bras.. heh
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| "BBCNews
- FBI Makes Database Hacker Raids" uh ohs!
looks like the FBI has figured out how to make a database. Also, why
does the BBC insist on putting a picture of Paris Hilton on every article
they make?
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| "Saait
- Motor Domino.wmv" if this server wasnt so
slow, this may be worth waiting for... anyway if you have the patience,
this is pretty harsh; but yeah this is why i dont ride motorcycles... Sent in by: Doom^
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| "eBay
- Holy Mussel of Love Di Napoli" *Snicker* Sent in by: `Nemesis
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| "AbstinenceOnly
- The Hottest Christian Site on the Internet"
k, now this is comedy.. Sent in by: Fignuts
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|
| Alright
im already sick of reading all this starwars crap, so im gonna try to
avoid posting anything new (today will likely be the last day that you
see Starwars crap on here). .cre
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| "IGN
- Starwars - The Lamest Characters" *snicker*
Oh how this makes me smile.. I thought i was the only one who hated
characters in the star wars movies.. I feel relieved after reading this.
No longer am i the outcast of the geekdom.
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| "ABCNews
- Man Accused of Tossing Kittens From Car"
Jesus! Whats wrong with These Ohio'ites?
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| "Yahoo
- Star Wars Breaks Single Day Sales Mark" God
damn i hate george lucas and all his minions of followers...
|
| "Oklahoma
Department of Corrections - Offender Lookup" Yikes!
this dude brings new meaning to the term 'look what the cat dragged
in'.. This dude has definately seen better days.. Sent in by: Stu
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| "Bleenus
- Urinal Slide" oh my god.. this is so disgusting....
I dont know what kinda drugs that dude would have had to been on to
think that sliding along a trough urinal was a good idea... Sent in by: `Nemesis
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| "CNN
- Data at Bank of America, Wachovia, Others Compromised" Damn,
you'd think such a large bank, like the 'Bank of America' would have
a better security team.... Sent in by: `Fluke
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| Soo
sleepy~ .cre
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| "BBCNews
- Long Wait for Nintendo Revolution" Uhm, this
makes me mildly concerned for Nintendo.. Once strong Nintendo has fallen
from grace as of late; i think this is due to their "everything
is pink and fluffy" image of modern video games.. Theres seldom
any real violence or graphic content in any of their games. But it appears
that after Sony and Microsoft revealed their next gen console specs'
Nintendo is reassessing the might of their next gen game station. Sounds
like they got overwhelmed even before their console was released.. ah
well, i guess we'll have to wait and see.
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| "Wired
- Give Your DVD Player the Finger" oh god..
if this stops people from loaning DVD's to each other, i can see DVD's
becoming a plague of sorts.. No one will want to get near them or touch
them..
|
| "ABCNews
- Women to Deliver Food in Snug T-shirts" Now
heres a good idea!
|
| "BigBoys
- Shot During Target Practice" heh, now this
is a trick shot... one dude manages to richochet a chunk of a bullet
off a target several hundred feet away, and then have it hit a friend
of his who is standing just behind him.. feer.. Sent in by: `Nemesis
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| "Thats
Fucked Up - Its Too Bad.wmv" What the fuck?!
k this may not be weak stomach friendly, its not overly graphic but
it does contain an attempted robbery followed by a shooting... Sent in by: Doom^
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| "TronGuy
- TronGuy has a Camel Toe" Durrr... i didnt
realize GUYS could have camel toes.... Sent in by: YearLee
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|
| "Ill
Will Press - Biggest Fear" k this one was mildly
funny. a change from the past few foamy's where they've only been barely
entertaining...
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| "Entertainment
Weekly - Chappelle's No Show" Followup: Dayom,
in the words of Dave Chappelle "Das'a'crazy'nigga". but seriously
though, i Dave Chappelle's show is one of the very few shows on TV thats
actually funny (Southpark, DailyShow, and Dave Chappelle are the only
shows i actually try to watch). Anyway, I hope he gets himself straightened
out.. Cuz he's hilarious.
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| "Informatics
Online - Xbox 360 Not Compatible With Current Games"
Damn you microsoft! but atleast *some* of them will work..
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| "Ananova
- Librarians Baffled by Urine" Durr.. how could
someone piss on that many books and not get caught? Its not like they
could piss in the midnight book return slot.. im sure someone would
notice all the books were wet the next day.. Interesting.... Hrmm..
cant you use urine for DNA profiling???
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| "PCAdvisor
- Microsoft Patents Email Address Technology"
Well, i guess this isnt a horrible thing, i like the way outlook handles
my contact list...... Sent in by: Blue_Frog
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| "WTFPeople
- World of Warcraft Pussies.wmv" *snicker*
you can hear one of the guys is nearly in tears heh.. Sent in by: Dusty Dustin
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| "Toto247's
Xanga Site" ok, First, you have to read this
link, well mostly just the 'last' post.. and then you have to read this
(click
here). Looks like the cops are loving the blogs that lead them
to murderers... Sent in by: Usteppin
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|
| "BBCNews
- Vanishing Lake Baffles Russians" ha! listen
to what some of the locals think happened to the lake.. These crazy
russians..
|
| "AnandTech
- The Xbox 360, Running on Mac G5" I'm not
sure how i should feel about Microsoft jumping in bed with IBM again.....
|
| "Aftenposten
- Handicapped Toilet Stolen" *snicker* out
of all my years, i've never heard of someone stealing a stainless steel
toilet from a public rest room... This is pretty unbelievable..
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| "Random
Think.net - Crazy Ebay Mom" oh my dear lord...
This woman must be crazy.
|
| "The
Register - Kinky Shopper KO'ed By Vibrating Knickers"
You'd think if someone was to have vibrating underwear, that people
around you would be able to tell... just by the vibrating noise.. *BZZZZZZZZZZ* Sent in by: Blue_Frog
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| "Sugar
Bush Squirrel - The SuperStar Squirrel" Durrr...
I'm not quite sure what to say about this... Sent in by: Phenethaine
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| "ElvisTrooper.com"
oh my god! this is the coolest guy ever... Sent in by: _Spectre_
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