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 So
yesterday, i was out late chillin with some of my old'homies (yeh thats
right, we be rollin' in da hood). Anyway, so i didnt get home till like
5am; and ofcourse i have to work this morning (a regular 11hour shift)
So im completely burnt out.. On my way into work i figured i should
pickup a coffee from a local Tim Hortons to make sure my ass was alert.
So i order an XL DD, and i pull through to the main window. And theres
this huge black dude serving the drive through, and naturally, im a
nice guy i say "Good morning!" and then i look at his name
tag.. it read "ARIAN".. i stopped, and asked "i'm sorry,
your name is Aryan?" (thinking that it was possiblethat this dude was wearing a joke name tag), he said "Yup, thats me..." i grabbed my coffee, and drove off trying not to laugh.. How much do you have to hate your child that you would name it Arian? Why not just name him 'Hitler'? i think that would get the point across more effectively. .cre  
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| "BBCNews
- Curvier Women 'Live Longer'" I guess im glad
i like curvey women.. Cuz them'bitchez are durable.
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| "CNN
- Rare Nickel Sells for $4 Million" Damn! this
is the highest form of inflation i've ever seen.. 100 years, turns 5cents
into 4million dollars.
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| "Aftenposten
- Reward For Munch Masterpiece Recovery" Jesus..
its been almost a year, and the Norweigan police still havnt recovered
the paintings or found the dudes who stole them. I find it hard to believe
that these bumbling police officers will be getting paid this year....
If they are. i should move to Norway cuz i'd make a great police officer
over there.. I could sit around all day with my feet up on my desk,
letting people steal all sorts of important stuff...
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| "Slashdot
- Free Upgrade from XP Home to XP Pro Lite"
ooOOOoOoo I have a copy of XP Home kicking around somewhere.. i should
give this crap a shot.. Sent in by: Wolf-
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| "Pointless
Wastes of TIme - A Gamer's Manifesto" *snicker*
now this is comedy.. Sent in by: YearLee
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| "Ueba.com.br
- Moto Cromada" alright, i dont really like
motorbikes, but this one is cool.. Sent in by: Usteppin
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| "ComingSoon
- Doom Set Visit Preview" Oh god... this looks
horrible...
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| "C|Net
- Apple to Ditch IBM, Swith to Intel Chips"
Oh my goodness! I'm sure this will alienate the rest of the Apples Customers..
Since most of them are die hard apple-nuts and pc-haters.. Infact, all
i ever hear from Apple users is "Oh PC's crash so much.. blah blah
blah... and my Mac never crashes..." But you see, Mac's dont necessarily
crash, they just slow down, and then crash. Many Mac users reboot their
machines before they crash.. Anyway im getting off topic.. We'll have
to see if Apple can survive this business decision..
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| "PeterEdge
- CaseFanCaseFanCase" Durrr... this dude has
way too much time on his hands...
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| "CNN
- Nine Inch Nails Awarded $2.95Million in Suit"
Never mess around with Trent.. He'll get his lawyers to bend you over
hardcore...
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| "BBCNews
- Lion Mutilates 42 Midgets in Cambodian Ring-Fight"
why does this look like fake news? Its far to funny to be true... Sent in by: Brill
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| "NightSwimming
- Einstein" alright now this is funny.. Sent in by: YearLee
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| "SeattleTimes
- Leg Bone May Hold Clue to Dinosaur Sex" boooo!@
i was hoping they'd have animated flash movies of dinosaur's boning...
Sent in by: Reverend_Quj
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| oh
dear god! so after a full day of working outside in the bright sunlight,
i have one of the worst sunburns known to man.. I guess i should have
invested in some sun block.. but clearly i suk.. ah well, i guess i'll
just have to suffer until my skin starts to fall off or something..
Today is gonna suck.. .cre
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| "Edmunds
- 2006 Chevrolet Corvette Z06" oh jesus! 427ci,
all aluminum... 7000rpm.... im sure chevy knows what its doing.. But
if this block has any faults, at 7000rpm, it'll turn into the worlds
largest automobile grenade..
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| "Human
Events Online - 10 Most Harmful Books of the 19th and 20th Centuries"
Ha! These are great! but im glad they mentioned Ralph Naders 'Unsafe
at any speed' Cuz that rocked!
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| "CNN
-Dukes of Hazzard Institute VP Named" ha! how
did i miss the interviewing process for this job? Sent in by: _Spectre_
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| "LATimes
- 2 Amateur Racers Die in Crash at Speedway"
just because you can afford a street legal race car, doesnt mean you
can drive a racecar.... also see
here for pictures... and see
here for more information. Sent in by: Sain, `Nemesis, Usteppin
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| "eBay
- Buy My Friend - Need Money for Rent" *Snicker*
if this works, i'll be selling all my friends on ebay next week.. heh Sent in by: Courtney
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| "NYTV
- Super Duper Doppler" i cant tell if they
were trying to hard to be funny, or if they just had some stupid kid
do their new commercials.. but this is kinda funny.. i guess.. Sen tin by: Brill
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| "Wimp.com
- Funny Videos" hehe, the one with the dude
photocopying his ass, was hilarious (but i could see it coming) heh.
But yeah, im gonna have to check out some of these other ones when i
get to work..
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| "Prison
Bitch Name - Name Generator" *snicker* My name
is 'Chin Painter' heh..
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| "Ananova
- Four Legged Chicked" Mutants! we need more
mutants!
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| "Lego
- Lego Land California" why does all the cool
stuff have to be down in California? All that they're making me want
to do is to move down there.. Sent in by: Blue_Frog
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| "MSNBC
- Urine Trouble Some States Warn Truckers" Seriously,
i couldnt imagine trying to drive a truck, and piss/shit at the same
time, These dudes must be some sort of super human.. Sent in by: m4x
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| "PalmBeachPost
- Video of Tasing in Boynton Beach" Well...
What can i say? The bitch didnt get outta her car... If this cop would
have touched her, or grabbed her to remove her from the vehicle, this
woman would have cried for police brutality.. But yeah, stupid people
need to be corraled.... Sent in by: Usteppin
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| "CNN
- Children in Murder Bid on Boy, 5" Whats wrong
with these european kids?!?
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| "eMedicine
- Argyria" What?! ive never heard of this before...
If you get silver dust under your skin, your skin will turn gray?! and
your snot will turn into a silver color?!? (and if yer wondering where
this link came from, i searched it after i
saw this.. heh..)
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| "Ananova
- Bit of a Fix for Bride and Best Man" wow,
this must be one talented girl, if she can 'hang onto' another man without
using any appendages; these croatian women must do mad kegel exercises.
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| "WMCStations
- Four Lawmakers and One Ex-Lawmaker Arrested Amid Bribery Investigation"
izzzowned... Sent in by: qSparky
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| "DSCR
- Got SLR?" drool.... Sent in by: `Nemesis
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| "eBay
- Sit On It - Ski-Bike Prototype" Uh yeah....
it looks like this old fool in the pictures is having TONS of fun...
no really... it almost appears he's passed out, from the boredom of
'riding' that ski-bike... Sent in by: Wolf-
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| "NYPost
- What Happens in White Plains, Stays in White Plains"
Oh god... what kind of mother would do this to her kids?!?? Sent in by: Sain
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| "AZCentral
- Youths Allegedly Set Fire to Boys Feet" Jesus
whats wrong with these stupid winnipeg kids? I would feer what the parents
of this kid will do to the parents of the other kids.. I think they'll
be diggin some fresh graves in Winnipeg tonight....
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| "BBCNews
- Starwars Pirates Forced Off Net" God damnit..
all the good torrent sites are falling off the net.. Where else am i
gonna find the TV shows i miss when im working? I should just get a
Tivo or something.. I dont see how that a Tivo/ReplayTV and a downloaded
version of the TV show that a tivo would record could be different?
Ah well, Sux...
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| "FileCabi
- Man Summons UFO On Demand?" strange.....
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| "Aftenposten
- Teenager Sentenced to Stay Sober" Alright
now this is a pretty severe sentence.. I dont think i could stop drinking
for 2years; but then again, i dont think i'd like prison much..
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| "AlertNet
- North Korea Says Candy is Good for Its Children"
what the crap? How can candy make you Smarter? Taller? Stronger? Sent in by: C.C.
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| "EricHarshBarger
- Lego Portfolio" Lego is so kewl. Sent in by: YearLee
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| "Canoe.ca
- Canadians to Keep Cell Numbers" about damn
time that Canada's Telco Providers get with the program.. Sent in by: Mr. Furious
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crap balls, going to bed at 4am, and waking up at 5am for work is brutal...
ugh.. .cre
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| "CNN
- Grenade Near Bush Was Live" How on earth
did this not make the front page of CNN and the rest of the media? also
see
here
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| "ComingSoon.net
- Lucas Approves Indiana 4 Script" Oh god..
We need to stop giving money to George Lucas... He's evil...
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| "Tom's
Hardware - Quad SLI Video Cards on 1 Motherboard"
if i was rich, i'd have 2 of these...
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| "BigBoys
- Oh Shit.wmv" Ha! How dumb does someone have
to be to fire a flare into their parachute.. Anyway, You can tell when
the dude realized what he did... "OH SHIT!..." Sent in by: qSparky
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| "CNN
- Internet Infection Holds Files 'Hostage'" hrmm
now heres an enterprising virus creator.. I'm kinda surprized that this
hasnt been done before.. Sent in by: `Nemesis
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| "Nathan
Brick Artist.com" i feer lego artists... Sent in by: YearLee
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| "NBC
4 - Angry High School Coach Allegedly Shows Penis to Team"
bhahahh Now this has to be one of the dumbest gym teachers ever.
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| "AZCentral
- Student in Yearbook Identified Only as 'Black Girl'" I'm
not quite sure what to say about this.......
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| "MotorMate.com"
oh my god.. this cant be real... Who would buy this
crap?
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| "A
Brief History of The Uses of Silver" Heres
some interesting metalurgy history. Some of these "historical uses"
just make me scratch my head...
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| "Reuters
- Tax May Drain World's Top Sperm Bank" Dayom~
85$ for a donation? I should find a sperm bank in toronto, i could easily
make another 500~ a week for stuff i already 'donate' as it is... Sent in by: Blue_Frog
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| "Lindzay.html"
i could watch this all day.. Sent in by: `Nemesis
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| "Progressive.org
- Stripping Rumsfeld and Bush of Impunity"
UH OHS! ok, this may be kinda long winded.. but its really interesting
and informative for anyone who follows US Politics.. Sent in by: Reverend_Quj
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