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 "Reuters
- Brazillian Doctors Uncover 'Michelangelo Code'"
This begs the question.... Who cares? So what if Michelangelo drew some
pictures of body parts? what difference would that make? 
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| "Ill
Will Press - Open Mic 2" durrr... k now this
is kinda funny
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| "BBCNews
- World Paedophile Register Closer" Ok, while
this isnt very 'whacked' i think this is a wonderful idea.
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| "Guardian
- Forget the Tiger - Put Sheep Urine in Your Tank" Durrr...
inject sheep urine into the exhaust of an automobile reduces emissions?
who thought of this? and how would this be implimented? would you have
to fill up at your local farmers barn? what would the nozzel look like
for the Sheep Urine dispenser (insert sheep penis shaped dispenser joke
here)
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| "UndergroundFilm.org
- Greenskeepers Lotion Video" Ha! Now this
is great! Sent in by: _Spectre_
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| "ABCNews
- Grieving 9/11 Widow Spends Almost $5 Million"
Uhhh yeah... Right.. "trying to get rid of Blood Money...."
Yeah... right... Sent in by: Wolf-
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| "RockStarTee's.com
- Nascar Sucks" Yes! N A S C A R S U C K S
! Sent in by: Blue_frog
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| "FoxNews
- Charges Against Teen Upgraded After Dog he Allegedly Raped, Dies"
Followup: Jesus... This kid needs to be put down..
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| "BBCNews
- Tyco Two Guilty of Stealing $150million"
Holy shit.. See, now dudes who steal cars, goto jail.. who wants to
bet that these bluebloods dont even get any jail time for this stuff?
It makes me sick..
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| "Sci-Tech-Today.com
- Scientist Creates 3D Holographic Video" Oh
yeah~ TV of the future.. Forget Hi-Def, give me 3DTV..
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| "EFF.org
- Consumer's Rights at State, Blizzard vs. BNetD"
alright while this isnt very whacked; bnetd rocks, I'm a huge fan of
Blizzards games (i own Diablo, Diablo2, Starcraft, and a few of the
warcraft games), While they all rule, the Battle.net servers i always
found to be slow, or full of asshole kids, so i turned to the BnetD
server awhile ago, and since i've played on those servers, i'll never
go back (simply because the customizations of the games is so much greater,
it really seems to add more depth to the games. Anyway, i hope that
the people behind BnetD dont get raped too hard, cuz i really enjoy
their product.
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| "Molvania
- Molvania Disqualified from Eurovision" followup:
oh my god.. Molvania rulz... Sent in by: Smeagol
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| "FoxNews
- Calif. Cops: Molester May Have 36,000 Victims"
this dude should be in the express line to the electric chair... Sent in by: Wolf-
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| "Waterloo.ca
- HomeBrew Airconditioning" now this seems
like a good idea.. for a cheapo AC System.. Sent in by: Doom^
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| "Excite
- Suspect Cuts Hole in Drywall to Escape Cell"
Wtf?! who makes holding cells out of drywall? Why not just imprison
people with the honor system? i think that would be more cost effective
"Ok johnny, i want you to stay in this chalk outlined square on
the floor for 5years; and your not allowed to leave... k? thx..."
Yeah, that would work.. really... ugh..
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| "eBay
- Lady Hydrogen Peroxide Rocket Car" Now here's
an interesting piece of automotive history.
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| "CapeCodTimes
- PETA Workers Arrested for Alleged Cruelty"
How can anyone take this group seriously?
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| "MSNBC
- Microsoft Nears 'Halo' Movie Deal" Yeah,
clearly microsoft is trying to milk the halo cow for everything its
worth.. But i know, if they made a halo movie, all the 12yr old halo
fan boys would be sitting in line, jizzing their pants waiting to see
it..
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| "TampaBay
- Suit Says Missing Smile Cost Job at Sam's Club" oh
yeah, this woman is gonna be a millionaire.. Sent in by: Wolf-
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| "SysWear
- Do Not Trifle With Me" alright, now heres
a funny geek shirt.. Sent in by: Crug
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| "Gizoogle.com"
didnt i post this already? Sent in by: InterCityKitty
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| "eBay
- Chevrolet Cavalier" Oh my dear lord, this
is hideous!
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| "Stencilry
- Archive of Stencils" OOoOOo.. i think im
gonna have to commendere the printer at work one of these days and print
a shitton of these for personal use.
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| "BroadbandReports
- OS X for x86 In The Wild?" oOooOOOoo i wouldnt
mind giving this a shot if it did infact get leaked.
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| "Baitcar.com"
bhahah! Now this is what i call law enforcement.. Sting operations where
they setup car thiefs and record the whole thing, then share the videos
over the internet.. whoever thought of this was a genius..
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| "CBC
- Toronto Man Plunges to Death on Hike in Jasper"
does anyone else find it slightly ironic that this dudes name was 'Geronimo'? Sent in by: InterCityKitty
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| "Boston.com
- Instruments Washed in Hydraulic Fluid Were Used in Surgeries"
oh my dear lord... the class action law suit that will be brought upon
these hospitals will be huge... Sent in by: Usteppin
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| "CompFused
- Building Splode" ok, im not quite sure if
theres a story behind this video.. but basically, a building... Explodes....
and thats it.. Sent in by: `Nemesis
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| "Gizmag
- The Girlfriend Lap Pillow" Uhm... Uhm....
These japanese people are Strange... I cant see how this could be used
by normal people.....
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| "Girls
and Corpses.com" Uhm... This better be a joke..
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| "Wired
- Hubble's Eye View of Comet Crash" Ok, now
this should be interesting to watch; We havnt *seen* any real space
collisions in the news since jupiter got hit with that meteor shower
a couple years back.. Anyway, i'll be eagerly waiting July 4th...
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| "IOL.co.za
- New Device Gives Women Teeth Where it Matters"
This is so horrifying, i think it may just deter all rapists from raping
girls.. Frankly, (in my opinion) rapists should never be allowed to
live after they are convicted.. But if i was a rapist, and i knew that
they made these fish-hook-bear-trap-female-inserts, i think i'd have
to find a better way to spend my free time.
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| "WND
- Abortionist Accused of Eating Fetuses" uhm...
if someone nuked a fetus, and stirred it into my lunch.. The person
who did it, would regret it for their short life afterwards.... Sent in by: Servo
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| "R-Kelly.com
- Trapped in the Closet" *snicker* ok, click
the Trapped in the Closet video.. it rules.. R. Kelly for president.. Sent in by: DirectorSG
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| "Flat-D.com
- Dog Thong" Durrr..... I dont even know what
to say about this... I'm speechless.. Sent in by: TomK | |
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| "WPXI
- Chemistry Teacher Douses CoWorker, Students with Liquid Nitrogen"
Durrr.... What? You'd think a chemistry teacher would
have more sense then this..
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| "Dumpalink
- Real Life Counterstrike" dear god this looks
gay.
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| "The
Inquierer - Shuttle Slips SLI in a Shoebox"
*drool* i think ive found my new PC...
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| "BBCNews
- Harddrives for 'Terabyte Lives'" Oh jeah~
onces they start making 1024gig SATA drives, i'll get rid of my SCSI
Array's for good. But i'm waiting for the return of the Solid State
drives.. I never understood why they never made it into the consumer
market..
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| "OnBereIkbaar.nl
- Russian Hidden Camera.mpeg" Ha! now i cant
tell if this is real or fake.. Theres no visible shell casing that come
off the gun, but the quality of the movie is pretty shitty, so its hard
to tell.. Anyway.. it made me giggle a bit; since this is the exact
kinda crap they do in Montreal on 'Just for Laughs' which i never find
funny.. Sent in by: `Nemesis
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| "Rachel
Gets Fruity.com" heh, ok, now this is funny
advertising.. Sent in by: Blue_Frog
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| "CBC
North - Wandering Pole Moves Out of Canadian Territory" I
hope quebec follows suit, and gets the fuck outta canada... Sent in by: Reverend_Quj
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| "CanadaNews
- Vancouver Tries to Clean Up Problem of People Defecating in Street"
Ha! And people say that Vancouver is better than Toronto.. I dont think
i've ever seen "Piles of Human Excrement" in even the worst
alley's in parkdale or near Jane/finch... Vancouver can have all the
poo they want..
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| "Spray
on Mud.com" You see, i like my truck lookin'
a little bit dirty.. but i do it the all natural way.. But using it,
and getting it dirty.. Not buying the crappy ass spray on fake mud..
Seriously how Urbanized do you have to be to think that this is a good
idea?
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| "Gamespot
- ATI: Xbox 360 Will Outperform PS3" OooOooOooo
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| "LiveScience
- Giant Balls of 'Snot' Explain Ocean Mystery"
ewww. gross..
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| "AstroBio
- Crashing the Party" Heres some more info
on that new NASA probe thingy thats gonna smash into the comet.. anyway,
its pretty cool, i cant wait to see all the pictures.. Sent in by: Blue_Frog
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| "Adequacy
- Is Your Son a Computer Hacker?" ha! Now this
is funny.. QUAKE IS AN ONLINE COMMUNITY FOR HAX0RS~! heh yeah right.. Sent in by: StrangeBrew
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| "T-Shirt
Hell - If I Can Build a Computer...." heh awesome! Sent in by: Crug
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