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 "BBSpot
- Yo Momma Insults for Physicists" ok, i dunno
if its because im really tired, or if its the alcohol.. but these are
making me giggle.. 
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| "Wiplashdvd
- Drifting.wmv" God damn these fwd honda fags
suck...
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| "BBCNews
- Irishman Fails in Bee Record Bid" seriously..
When this is a "record" that someone is trying to beat, you
know they have no purpose in life.. I just dont understand.. Bee Beards?...
Come on people.. and whats with the Charity in Africa? Whats he hoping
to accomplish? is he trying to save all these people who drink gasoline
based moonshine? (also see
here)
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| "KiroTV
- Study: Women's Orgasms Relieve Stress, Anxiety"
Newsflash: Women like having sex.. Duh....
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| "Union
of Faiths.com" i dont get it... Sent in by: Smeagol
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| "CBC
- Gun Deaths Cut in Half, StatsCan Says" god
bless canada.. Sent in by: Keigan
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| "CNN
- High Court OKs Personal Property Seizures"
did i post this already? Either way... Big Brother Here we come.. Sent in by: `Nemesis
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| "WFTV
- Deputy Taser 90lbs, 13 Year Old Girl at Hospital"
i'm not quite sure what to say about this..
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| "VueWeekly
- The Greatest Beams, Lasers, Deathrays and Photon Streams in Movie
History" i do admit, that godzilla's radioactive
breath is badass, but by far, the Martian heat ray is the greatest beam
weapon (imo) of all time.
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| "Waxy.org
- Tom Cruise Kills Oprah.mov" heh i'm sure
everyone has seen this, but it still makes me laugh..
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| "CNN
- Mom Charged in Fatal Dog Mauling" Jesus.
whats wrong with these people?
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| "DeepImpact
- Your First Look Inside a Comet" woo! Keep
your eyes peeled on July 4th, this should be interesting.. Sent in by: Blue_Frog
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| "Dell
600m key Logger" didnt i post this already? Sent in by: mkow
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| "BigBoys
- Bad Chain Jump.wmv" This kid has will be
the future of the darwin awards. Sent in by: `Nemesis
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| "Abandonia
- Home of Abandonware Dos Games" *drool* for
what little i remember of my childhood, Oh UFO: Enemy Unknown. How i
love thee. I should bust that crap out and try to play through it again..
Man that game was hard.. The only way to play it was to cheat.. That
game was designed to make you hate yourself, no matter how hard you
try, you'd just lose... ah well, Alone in the Dark was another classic.
Oh and Dune II, seriously... These games... Best ever..
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| "Museum
of Sex.com" Now heres some interesting stuff..
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| "Ananova
- Snapping Turtle Bit Boy's Penis" God damn
this has to suck.. Being a boy of 15... just coming to 'grips' with
your wang.. And then having a giant horny turtle take a bite out if
it... How on earth is he gonna explain this to his girlfriend......
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| "J-Walk
Blog - Keyboard Button Car" Durrr....
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| "AZCentral
- Man Convicted of Injecting HIV Tainted Blood, Carving Forehead"
oh great.. We have crazy people in canada now.. God
damn.. what will we do now.. Sent in by: Reverend_Quj
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| "eBay
-TopShop Petite Size 12 Micro Mini Skirt" OH
MY DEAR GOD SOMEONE GOUGE OUT MY EYES! Sent in by: `Nemesis
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| "TheStar
- Six-Legged Puppy Dumped At Temple" Creepy
mutant dogs. Sent in by: Blue_Frog
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| "Mexican
Motor Mafia.com" God.. Gaming companies are
totally running out of ideas for games nowadays.. This game looks like
the offspring of GTA(1 or 2) and Micromachines.. Both games are over
5years old; and this company is just getting on the bandwagon.. A little
too late in my opinion.
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| "Aftenposten
- Drunken Circus Performers Spread Fear" *snicker*
theres just something so funny about "Drunken Circus People".
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| "Canada.com
- Giant Popsicle Melts, Floods New York City Park" *snicker*
Nothing like some bad press to ruin a product launch heh. Also See
here. Sent in by: Mr. Furious
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| "Ananova
- DJ's Wife Sold His Lotus for 50p" Jesus why
oh why did i miss this auction?
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| "BBCNews
- US Approves First Ethnic Drug" uhm... uhm....
uhm... Does anyone else see any sort of problem with this? its a god
damn conspiracy i tell ya.. Sent in by: Blue_Frog
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| "IZPitera.ru
- Tetka.swf" i'm not quite sure i understand
this.. but its still pretty cool, plus you can click on the girl and
move her around.. its strangely hypnotic... Sent in by: MudBuddha
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| "CollegeHumor.com
- Lions vs. Hyena's.wmv" alright, now this
is cool. Sent in by: `Nemesis
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| "Kick
Ass Kung-Fu" Whoa! check out the gallery and
the videos. This looks pretty cool.. Although i could see this getting
boring.. Unless it was a boxing game.. now that would be awesome.. i'd
love to go toe-to-toe with Sugar Ray or George Forman.. awww yeah!
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| "Pravda.ru
- Boy Dies of Stroke After Playing Computer Games for 12Hours Non-Stop"
Oh god.. This is like condemning a rollercoaster because some stupid
kid with a heart condition rode it, without taking his own health into
consideration...
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| "Big-Boys.com
- Artillery Cannon Taps Soldier" Dizznam this
dude was not walking away from this one..
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| "Ananova
- Soldiers Take Armoured Vehicle to Buy Vodka"
And this is why we dont feer the russians anymore. Everytime they get
into a Military vehicle all they wanna do is get drunk and trash their
own cities. But you gotta love their style.. Just think about how much
poon they could have got, pulling into the Liquor store Rollin on 35"
run flat mud-runners and shit.. Pullin' out their 9's, and gettin' some
40's.. Yeh, these boys are Hardcore..
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| "BrianBaumley
- Cribs.wmv" *snicker* bling bling brother... Sent in by: DirectorSG
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| "WFTV
- Escaped Monkey Must Not Like Life on Outside, Returns to Zoo"
hehe, did i post this already? Sent in by: Blue_Frog
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| "IMPS
- The Relentless" Ha! Remember the video 'Troops'
? same dudes made this, and its hilarious..
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| "AZCentral
- Woman Collecting Cans Gets Dumped into Dumpster"
*snicker* did i post this already?
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| "Canada.com
- Airborne Car Plows into Arkansas House, Lands on Sleeping Man"
Say What?! Can someone explain the logistics of this?
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| "CNN
- Common Virus Kills Cancer" Durr, sure this
is great news.. Until Cancer becomes immune to this virus.. Ah well,
i guess its a step in the right direction Sent in by: `Nemesis
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| "Yahoo
- Pentagon Creating Student Database" uh yeah..
Looks like the US is getting ready to start the draft. Feer big brother. Sent in by: Doom^
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| "PlaneCrashInfo.com
- Last Words in a Plane Crash" Whoa! Some of
these are pretty bad ass. Sent in by: Blue_Frog
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| Oh
my dear lord.. I havnt been this sun burned ever.. I spent yesterday
outside on the roof of my buddies barn, doing roof (ing) work all day,
and ofcourse, i wasnt smart enough to wear long sleaves or sunblock..
Damn im smart... now im so burned, that my skin is purple.. .cre
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| "CNN
- The Sad Slow Fall of Atari" you know this
doesnt surprize me. Upper management now adays is a wash of yes-men
and idiots.. I'm amazed that some people actually have jobs, since they
are clearly incompetent. And these idiots are killing promising companies,
case in point, Atari used to be the End-All-Be-All of games.. now, you
can barely name a game they've released over the past year.
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| "Ananova
- German Soldiers Allowed to Keep Mullets" *snicker*
why is it that im imagining some Calvin Klein wearing Nazi's with mullets?
heh
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| "Aftenposten
- New Munch Museum Opens" Wow, it looks like
the norwegians have finally figured out that Velvet Ropes are not an
effective theft deterrant.
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| "Race
To The Sky.com" again... The .NZ rules.. Sent in by: Tristan
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| "SpudTech.com
- The SpudGun Technology Centre" alright, i
know i've posted some Potato Gun Launchers "How-To" guides,
but none have been so complete as this one.. Its like an Idiots guide
to building a semi-lethal-apple-of-the-earth-launcher. also see
here. Sent in by: Blue_frog
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| "T-Shirt
Hell - The Worst of the Bad Shirts" *snicker*
now some of these are so awesome, that i just cant pick one to quote.. Sent in by: Smeagol
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| "BBCNews
- CIA Knows Bin Laden Whereabouts" Uh yeah,
if Bin Laden needed a reason to move.. I think this is it.. But then
again... i have a "very good idea where bin laden" is too,
I know he's in the middle east..........
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| "STi
ATV.co.nz" you know.. i thought this was a
joke.. until i saw all the pictures.. Now this begs the question.. Who
needs 230hp in a awd quad bike? What could you possibly do with that
much HP? the thing prolly does 0-60 in like 2secs. which is enough to
strip the pants clean off a full grown man. These fucken Kiwi's are
insane...
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| "Roaring
Snake - Online Paintball Battletank" this is
the coolest thing evar~
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| "CNN
- Banned Nepal Radio Hits the Streets" looks
like this Nepali has seen 'Pump up the volume' with christian slater
one too many times.. Sent in by: Smeagol
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| "TechNewsWorld
- Portable Porn for PSP To Hit Market in July" im
not sure how to fell about this... I know if i brought a PSP to work,
no one would bat an eye.. but if i bought a playboy mag under my arm,
i'm sure i'd ruffle some feathers.. So i wonder how this will affect
PSP's image.. Sent in by: Blue_Frog
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| "WorldDreamBank.org
- Unicorn Orgy" k this may not be work safe,
not that it features nekkid people, but simply because its in bad taste...
but yeah.. What the fuck is with people who do stuff like this? Sent in by: InterCityKitty
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| "MyWayNews
- Cheerleaders Disciplined for Feces Pizza"
bhahaah, this is tragic and hilarious at the same time..
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| "IOL.co.za
- This Man Couldn't Keep His Snake In His Pants"
I was gonna make a joke about a trouser snake.. but i think the article
title does a much better job.
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| "White
Ninja Comics - Supper" ha! ok, now this one
is funny. its been a little while since White Ninja made me giggle.
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| "BBCNews
- China Warned of Obesity Time-Bomb" *snicker*
There is nothing funnier lookin then a fat asian; in a pink "SWEET"
hat.
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| "AtomFilms
- Anakin Dynamite" did i post this already? Sent in by: mkow
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| "VWVortex
Forums - North Halton Nightmare" oh my dear
god... What would possess someone to do something like this? Sent in by: FreshEveryTime
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| "CTV.ca
- Security Breach Creates Credit Card Fraud Risk"
boy am i glad i dont have a mastercard... Sent in by: Blue_Frog
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| "Reuters
- Brazillian Doctors Uncover 'Michelangelo Code'"
This begs the question.... Who cares? So what if Michelangelo drew some
pictures of body parts? what difference would that make?
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| "Ill
Will Press - Open Mic 2" durrr... k now this
is kinda funny
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| "BBCNews
- World Paedophile Register Closer" Ok, while
this isnt very 'whacked' i think this is a wonderful idea.
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| "Guardian
- Forget the Tiger - Put Sheep Urine in Your Tank" Durrr...
inject sheep urine into the exhaust of an automobile reduces emissions?
who thought of this? and how would this be implimented? would you have
to fill up at your local farmers barn? what would the nozzel look like
for the Sheep Urine dispenser (insert sheep penis shaped dispenser joke
here)
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| "UndergroundFilm.org
- Greenskeepers Lotion Video" Ha! Now this
is great! Sent in by: _Spectre_
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| "ABCNews
- Grieving 9/11 Widow Spends Almost $5 Million"
Uhhh yeah... Right.. "trying to get rid of Blood Money...."
Yeah... right... Sent in by: Wolf-
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| "RockStarTee's.com
- Nascar Sucks" Yes! N A S C A R S U C K S
! Sent in by: Blue_frog
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