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 "ABCNews
- Breast Implants Becoming Popular Gifts for Girl Grads"
I completely agree, more young school girls need titty implants 
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| "WallySparks
- R.Kelly, Trapped in the Closet.mpg" This
video is the greatest thing ever.. Yes i know im re-posting it.. only
because its so awesome..
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| "Ananova
- Vibrators Spark Bomb Scare" *snicker*
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| "Adage
- McDonald's Plan to Reinvent Employee Uniforms"
bhahahah i'm not quite sure what to say about this.. But reinventing
a shitty ass uniform wont make McDonalds a cool place to work.... Sent in by: InterCityKitty
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| "eBaumsWorld
- Chatter.wmv" Durr.. is this the kinda crap
music that sells in vietnam?! Sent in by: CaptainTuna
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| "Slashdot
- Man Arrested for Using Open Wireless Access Point" oh
god.. "Hacking" an open access point.... Sent in by: Wolf-
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| Deep
Impact Followup: "Hubblesite.org - Movie.mov" "Nasa.gov - Movie.mov" "CSU Remote -Various Movies" "Noao.edu - TempelFinal.gif" .cre
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| "BBCNews
- File-Sharing Suffers Major Defeat" Awww crap..
so does this mean that if i send an mp3 to a friend via email, that
Microsoft could be held accountable for my piracy? This sounds pretty
bogus. This would be like holding the construction workers who build
roads, responsible for the deaths that happen on them.
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| "eBay
- Doom Movie Preproduction Monster Sculpture" God
damnit! why cant cool shit like this ever fall into my hands?
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| "Ananova
- Police Pull Man from Toilet Waste Tank" Whats
wrong with you americans?
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| "News.com.au
- Boffins Creates Zombie Dogs" Whoa! now this
is straight outta startrek. pretty feersome if this is legit.
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| "Portland
IMC - Bush Stopped 3 Plans to Kill Zarqawi Before War"
Come on people.. Why hasnt this idiot been impeached yet? Sent in by: Reverend_Quj
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| "eBaumsWorld
- Afro Ninja.mpg" *snicker* Coolest dude evar~ Sent in by: CaptainTuna
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| "OOps
Celebs - Jenny McCarthy Topless Paparazzi Pictures"
k, i try to avoid posting porn, but its not everyday that a celebrity
with glorious tits gets photographed topless.. Sent in by: `Nemesis
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| "Reuters
- Statham, Sobieski in 'Dungeon'" Jesus christ..
Ok, first.. many of you may not know anything about Uwe Boll.. But he
makes HORRIBLE movies.. Did anyone see his latest incarnation 'Alone
in the Dark' ? I did. only because i loved the game series, i spent
hundreds of hours of my youth playing AITD1, 2, and 3, His adaptation
of the games was the worst thing ever. There was no 'terror-suspense',
no real plot or character development, and overall the movie was a complete
mockery of everything theatrical.. Anyway, if you look
at imdb, you'll see that Uwe Boll has like 5 other Video Game
Movies coming out.. Clearly we need to stop Uwe Boll..
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| "VGCats
- Mario's Party" Hehe Now this is a funny VGCats.
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| "Ananova
- Giant Sized Problem for Rescue Workers" Holy
crap! this dude is HUGE.
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| "KiteFlix.com
- Wipeout.wmv" Whoa! yeah, this dude should
have died.. Sent in by: Wolf-
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| "CNN
- U.S. Capitol, White House Evacuated" I thought
that planes were not allowed to venture into "no fly zones"
? Like, any plane who flies in, gets shot down... so much for anti-terrorism.. Sent in by: `Nemesis
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| "ComputerWorld
- Bad Keystroke Leads to $251M Stock Buy" ha!
i've said it before.. careless clicking costs lives... Sent in by: InterCityKitty
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| Happy
4th of July.. Oh and Happy Meteor Probe Satellite Crashy day! .cre
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| "GamesRadar
- Next Gen GTA Screen Leaked?" *drool* This
looks badass.. Now what i dont understand is, why doesnt someone bring
back the Syndicate Series, I loved syndicate, and it had a wicked story
line; and the games were simply enthralling (well maybe not enthralling,
they were super-fun).
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| "SyncMag
- Ba-Donka-Donk Mouse" *snicker*
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| "Ananova
- £50 Picture Saves the Day" God damnit,
clearly i need to start going to garage sales, so i can start finding
all these classic pieces of art.. Cuz my ass needs the money.
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| "eBaumsWorld
- Boo Got Shot" some people should never be
given an audience.. Sent in by: Wolf-
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| "Amazon
- JL421 Badonkadonk Land Cruiser" heh, did
i post this already? Starwars fans only~ Sent in by: cruck
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| "WallStreetJournal
- Parking Meters Get Smarter" god damnit, i
can see this leading to alot more parking tickets for me :( Sent in by: `Nemesis
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| "TampaBay
- One Rare Scare" Why is it that the sharks
find all the hot bitches first?
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| "Ananova
- Beach Volleyball Gives Women Saggy Boobs"
this is the worst news ive heard today. I love beach volleyball, i love
girls, and i love boobies. How can something i like so much, be so bad
for all the other things i like :( Damn you beach volleyball..
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| "Ill
Will Press - Mad for Pancakes" k, this is moderatly
funny.. but why so short?
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| "Yahoo
- Pakistan's Call Centres Hit by Internet link Cut" k
is anyone else doing the math on this one? 2000 workers in Pakistan,
With revenue's of 15,000,000, that works out to like 7500$/year/person,
thats like 3.6$/hr... Thats assuming that all the employee's over there
make the same money.. Thats pretty asspay..
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| "The
Jawa Report - President Elect of Iran, Involved in the 1979 US Embassy
Hostage Taking" God damnit.. Why are people
like this still around? and why are they still leading people? Sent in by: `Nemesis
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| "Trademe.co.nz
- Winner of the Red Bull Trolley Race" Holy
shitballs, again.. theze Kiwi's are mad crazy, this is how they build
a soapbox racer.. Yeah. see us n.americans build soap box racers, with
Soda bottle crates and stuff, and the kiwi's build them using fully
welded rollcages with hydraulic brakes and headlamps and stuff.. I think
i should move to kiwiland, cuz they have some feersome shiz..Also see
here.. Sent in by: Tristan
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| "USDOJ.GOV
- Justice Department Announces International Piracy Sweep"
Looks like the feds are after those software monkey's again.. Sent in by: Usteppin
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| "Big-Boys.com
- Wine Lover" ha! Now this is good marketing..
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| "Excite
- Mary-Kate Olsen" oh god.. I'm waiting to
hear the news about both of these twins dying due to a drug overdose..
These two are just destined to die party-girls.. eitherway, after the
punishment of all the crappy movies and the sindication of Full House,
they've earned it..
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| "CNN
- Patriots Owner - I Gave Ring to Putin" *snicker*
Nothing like a little international incident to rekindle the confusion
from the cold war.. Also see
here.. Looks like its all bee sorted out..
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| "TypePad
- Break Dancing for the Pope.mov" bhahah, the
look of complete confusion on the face of the pope rules.. Sent in by: Phenethaine
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| "WFTV
- SlideShow - Something Smells Fishy Down There..."
Followup: to that woman who got caught at the Airport trying to smuggle
fish in her pants.. Sent in by: Smeagol
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| "Skoopy.com
- Beach Balls" awesome.. simply awesome.. Sent in by: `Nemesis
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| "National
Geographic - Hubble Snaps 'Eye In the Sky'"
Durr.. Taking a glimpse into Middle Earth anyone? Sent in by: Blue_Frog
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| Happy
Canuck Day~ .cre
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| "CNN
- Mexican Stamp Called Offensive to Blacks"
*snicker* where can i buy a set of these?
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| "Kungfu
Cinema - Shaolin vs. Evil Dead" bhaha, im gonna
have to find and rent this, It sounds like a near rip off of the Zombie/kungfu
classic "Zombie vs. Ninja" and oh god was that horrible..
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| "BBCNews
- Thai's Drink Urine As Alternative Medicine" Yeah,
anyone who's had any sort of kidney problems knows that you should never
"drink your own urine"; since it contains so many harmful
things that your body cant/doesnt want to process. Plus, its fucken
gross...
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| "NewScientist
- Ballooning Waistlines Swell Healthcare Costs" Jesus!
Its time for all you fat americans to step on a treadmill and stop eating
all those greasy foods.. Well, frankly i dont care, as i dont pay thier
healthcare. But regardless. Fat people suck.. Sent in by: Reverend_Quj
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| "The
Smoking Gun - Zamboni Drink Driving Rap" uhh
yeah, im not quite sure what to say about this one.. But atleast the
dude was driving where other people were.. Sent in by: `Nemesis
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| "Gamespot
- Dave Chappelle Loves World of Warcraft" I've
said it before.. If you play any of these MMORPG's, you'll withdraw
yourself from society.. I've lost alot of good friends to MMORPG's,
Everquest turned one of my hardcore clean-cut clubbing buddies into
an unwashed slob, and now this explains why Dave Chappelle disappeared,
and didnt start his next season of the Chappelle Show.. Sent in by: Servo
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