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 "CNN
- Bullitt Car Chase Still Tops in Hollywood" heh,
its funny, that i own almost every movie in the Top 10 Car Chase movies;
But yeah, i'm glad to see that the 1974 version of Gone in 60 Seconds
ranked in the top 10 aswell, cuz that movie was just one long car chase..
Infact, i almost think that the Mustang Chase in that movie was better
than the mustang chase in Bullitt.. anyway, 
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| "News.com.au
- Woman Suddenly Grows a Penis" wugga wugga?
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| "Excite
- Racing Teen Desperate for Pit Stop" ha! i've
never heard of this.. overdosing on a protien shake? sounds like a pretty
lame excuse to me.. But yeah, getting caught doing twice the limit,
yeah thats a 1000$ fine, and yeah yer insurance is fucked for many a
years after that (take it from me... ive been there)
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| "The
Best Page in the Universe - Unintentional Sexual Comic Book Covers"
*snicker* some of these are priceless Sent in by: InterCityKitty
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| "CBC
Toronto - Jet Piece Falls During Indy FlyBy"
hah, fear the Canadian Airforce, Our planes fall apart on their own.. Sent in by: Blue_Frog
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| "MCKoss
- Build Your Own Enigma Machine" i think i've
posted this before.. But its still cool. Sent in by: Sain
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| "BBCNews
- Diaz Topless Photo Trial Begins" *drool*
she's got the sweetest little boobies. Dont get me wrong, i like big
boobs too. but theres something so innocent about perky little boobs.
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| "eBay
- Full Sized Star Trek Shuttlecraft" God..
Some trekkies shouldnt be given access to welders..
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| "Ananova
- Drunk Picks Fight with Bear" *snicker* a
Drunken Ukrainian is nothing to scoff at; we're crazy mo'fo's when we
have one too many.. But yeah. Honestly, they prolly should have let
the bears dine on this jerkass, cuz you know that this guy is just gonna
get out of the hospital and do it all over again..
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| "Dont
Click .it" heh Sent in by: _Spectre_
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| "Gran.Robinson.name
- Guess the Google Launcher" this is the coolest
game ever... The website shows you a series of pictures, and you have
to guess what world was used to search in google to display them.. Pretty
badass.. Sent in by: InterCityKitty
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| "Jesus
21 - Christian Fisting" oh my. If i wasnt already
living my own personal hell, after reading this, i know i'd be going
there.. Sent in by: Smeagol
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| "C|Net
- GTA Publisher Blames Sex Mod on Hackers"
Followup: Yep, i know Rockstar does some pretty risque shizz in games,
but i knew this Hot Coffee crap couldnt be legit..
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| "MoscowNews
- Pillows of Sharapova's Breast, Lap Made in Japan"
*snicker* im not quite sure what to say about this..
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| "eBay
- Rare Real Ant With Three Heads" hehe, interesting....
I'm sure this would be super cool if it was preserved in some Amber
stuff..
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| "CNN
- Dukes TV Star Says 'Dont See the Movie'" I'll
have to see this movie.. Even if its just for all the tit and dick jokes..
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| "The
Inquirer - Spam Encouraged by Email Retards" ok,
fuck the contents of the article.. The title alone rules.. Sent in by: Blue_Frog
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| "Wired
- In Praise of Sex Props" Followup on TeleDildonics.. Sent in by: _Spectre_
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| "The
Sneeze - Potted Meat" bhah! now this is comedy..
Sent in by: InterCityKitty
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| "Excite
- Elderly Woman in U.S. Hoards More then 300 Cats" What
in the funk?!? Jesus.. Whats wrong with you americans?
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| "Reuters
- Guess What? Men Dont Mind Seeing Women Naked"
NEWSFLASH: Men like nude women!
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| "Ananova
- Woman Loses 33lbs on McDonalds Diet" Durr,
yeah.. Starving yourself for almost every meal, and then eating a cheeseburger
at McD's shouldnt be called a 'Diet'... I'm sure she could have lost
more weight on a 'Dirt Diet', where you'd skip every meal but dinner,
and then eat a spoon full of dirt.. God im a genius.
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| "Match
Rockets.com" i'm sure i've posted this before,
but its still super cool. Sent in by: Wolf-
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| "Kargo
- Soundster 2" this is genius. It allows you
to insert background noise into your cell calls, so you can be sitting
on your couch, with a beer in your underwear, calling work, and put
traffic noises in the background, and pretend that your stuck in traffic..
Genius.. Sent in by: InterCityKitty
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| "Pleix.net
- Beauty Kit.mov" bhahahah. ok download this
now, and watch it.. its hilarious Sent in by: `Fluke
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| "eBay
- Jet Powered Toyota MR2" some people have
way too much free time...
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| "CoochyShave.com"
*snicker* Now thats good marketing.. I couldnt think
of a cooler name for "Private Parts" shaving creme..
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| "Authentic
History.com - Chop Suey Specs" does anyone
else think its funny, that these are made in Honk Kong?
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| "Ananova
- Weatherman Sued for Getting it Wrong" I've
always wondered what sorta god complex that weathermen have? you know..
There are so many people who plan so much on the weather; and these
idiots are allowed to try and play god..
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| "Sports
Illustrated - Thai Fishermen Catch Catfish Believed to be World's Largest"
durr, thats a whale of a catfish.. Sent in by: Blue_Frog
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| "Tom
Cruise is Nuts.com" bhahah, read.. just read...
theres some hilarity in here.. Sent in by: Crug
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| "Adventure
Team - GI Joe Stuff" uhm.. uhm.... am i the
only one who finds this creepy.. Sent in by: _Psychic_
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| "Scotsman
- Violent Video Game Under Fire For Secret Sex Scenes" Followup:
Wow, looks like it was originally in the game, but pulled at the last
minute.. Rockstar games rules..
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| "BBCNews
- Director Stone Making 9/11 Film" oh god.
cant we all just try to put the past behind us?
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| "Aftenposten
- Snoop Dogg Kept Fans Waiting" *snicker* this
whole article reads like some sorta strange "oops heh smoked too
much pot" story.. But color me surprized.. it is Snoop Dogg that
we're talking about. (i dont think anyone took his last proclaimation
"i dont smoke pot anymore" seriously).
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| "EnQuirer
- Homeowner Thwarts Break-in with Handgun" Nothing
stops a burglar faster then a 357 magnum.. Sent in by: Wolf-
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| "Skoopy
- Suddenly I Feel Like Playing Chess" ok, this
is NOT WORK SAFE, and from the looks of these guy's hair cuts, its clearly
from the 70s... heh Sent in by: Crug
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| "VWVortex
- What a Great Way to Start Your Day" ha! this
is best reason to have your windows tinted i've ever seen.. I think
i may get some extra thick tint on my upcoming project.. Sent in by: Usteppin
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| "CTV.ca
- Missing Cotter Pin Blamed for B.C. Ferry Accident" ha!
ok, theres nothing that whacky about this, but. the picture of the HUGE
ferry squished into the regular docks looks funny.. Sent in by: `Nemesis
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| "The
Lonely Island - Shorts" Hahah! Check out "Just
2 Guys" and "Stork Patrol". its hilarious.
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| "Foxsports
- Yankee Fan Fumbles Two Home Runs" oh god,
i bet this dude is committing suicide right now. Not that i like baseball,
or care about this guy, but seriously.. God hates this guy. Its like
he's taunting him with greatness, and then saying "Bhahah fooled
you..."
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| "Livejournal
- Jumping Cat Pictures" heh, ok, now this is
pretty cute.
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| "WPXI
- Police Ticket Broken-Down Car in Garage" Old
grouchy guys are so kewl, they're full of piss and vinegar for stuff
like this.
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| "Teamls1
- Corisica Wheelie.wmv" *snicker* this is so
goofy, i cant help but laugh.. Sent in by: Usteppin
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| "DocsMachine
- Bowling Ball Mortar" This is uhm... either
super cool, or this dude is a huge redneck.. Sent in by: `Nemesis
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| "Toxic.no
- Miracle of Life.mov" heh, k this may not
be worksafe.. Sent in by: InterCityKitty
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