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 "I4U
- Can a Low Cost Sony PS2 Battle Microsoft Xbox 360?"
Jesus! I will never buy another sony product ever.. I paid nearly 500$cad
for my PS2 just a few years ago.. Now they're talking about dropping
it to 100$.. Never again.. Sony you have lost my business for ever.. 
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| "Ananova
- Rare Blue Lobster Found" You'd think with
an article like this, they would atleast have a picture of the lobster...
What a failure of an article...
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| "Aftenposten
- New Sea Serpent Claim" Uh yeah see i can
believe that there are some really big sea critters living in/around
the fjords in sweden, but come on.. these things would not be easy to
catch, they've likely evaded capture for centuries.. these guys and
their fish nets arn't gonna have much luck in my opinion..
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| "EatLiver
- Celebrity Kids" ha! see page 2.. Eminem..
awesome! Sent in by: IkeTurner
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| "ThinkProgress
- Novak Explodes Live on CNN" hohohohoho! this
is great. Gotta love CNN Sent in by: Reverend_Quj
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| "AngryAlien.com
- Rocky Horror Picture Show, in 30seconds, by bunnies"
i love these "movies in 30seconds, re-enacted by bunnies"..
there needs to be more of these.. Sent in by: InterCityKitty
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am amazed by some people. You know when you've caught a "friend"
in a lie; and its not just some little sissy white lie, but a nice big
"HEY LOOK WHAT I MADE YOU BELIEVE" lie; and after you've caught
them, they dont try to explain, or apologize, they just sit there, with
a smug look on their faces.. Anyone wanna help me dig a human sized
hole? .cre
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| "MyWay
- Driver Chases Car After Falling Out" *snicker*
Women drivers......................
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| "BBCNews
- Space Shuttle to Get Critical Fix" Yeah..
this sounds like its getting worse and worse as every day passes...
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| "Wimp
- Store Robbery" heh this cant be real..
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| "NoBodyHere
- Nose.here" i dont get it... Sent in by: InterCityKitty
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| "TimesOnline
- London Bombs Terror Attacks" ok, i think
its time we ban Bleach, Citrus Acid, and Cellphones, they are clearly
a menace to our global security. Sent in by: Reverend_Quj
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| "CNN
- Handcuffing Girl, Not a Violation" what in
the fuck??? The police are being called to schools to apprehend 5yr
old kids? What a waste of tax payers money.. If i was this kids parents,
i would beat them smart.. just so that they wouldnt waste any more of
my money.. Sent in by: Servo
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| "BusStopWhores.com"
i cant think of a worse role playing scenerio.. Who wants to pickup
a girl at a bus stop? thats like the worst place to look for a girl.
this is almost as bad as the "CarStuckGirls". Oh yeah, and
this is not work safe.. since its a porn site.
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| "TomsHardware
- IWill Intro's Dual-Opteron Mobo with 16 DDR Memory Slots"
Jesus! 64gigs of memory.. thats almost as large as my harddrive in my
primary workstation.. Feer.. I want one.. but i dunno what the hell
i'd do with it..
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| "SomethingAwful
- Mastering BattleField 2" alright, i usually
try to avoid posting stuff from something awful, since most of it is
just hateful babble, but this is surprizingly funny; and i've only see
BF2 be played, i've never played it myself. But i can easily understand
the frustration of playing with others
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| "CapeCod
- NASA Looks Into Possible Shuttle Problem" Uh
ohs! i can see this going bad for nasa...
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| "Wimp.com
- GangBangers.wmv" heh, k this is kinda funny,
but not as funny as when people pull up next to me in my datsun, and
hear me blasting Frank Sinatra, the looks that i get, are priceless Sent in by: `Nemesis
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| "Matthew
in Beirut - Backstroke of the West" oh my god
this is hilarious; and i havnt even read the whole thing yet. Sent in by: Brill
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| "CBC
- Thieves Steal Fake Munch Paintings" again...
If you want to commit a crime, fly to norway, you'll get away with it..
Its like they condone theft over there. Sent in by: BlueFrog
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| "Reuters
- S.African Sneaks Into Kruger Park, Eaten by Lions" you
just dont hear enough about people getting eaten by lions in this day
and age.. Why is that? With all these lions in this one park, you'd
think you'd hear about it more often..
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| "Science
Daily - D.C. Woman Kills Boyfriend with Skillet" Yeah,
this bitch be crazy.... look at all the shit she did to him before killin
his old ass..
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| "BBCNews
- Watch My Hands Decieve You" Hrmm, now this
is pretty interesting, take a quick read about magic tricks..
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| "CompFused
- Cop Screws Up" I think i've posted this before,
as it seems vaguely familar. But yeah, you've gotta love these hillbilly
pseudo rentacops; makin rookie mistakes.
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| "WFTV
- Office Dumped Daughter's Ashes While Searching Man"
Bhahah, oh man this has to suck. Sent in by: d13
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| "Press-Citizen
- Nude Swordsman Pleads Guilty" i just dont
know what to say about this; If you get caught Drunk and naked, on your
front lawn, the only way to make that situation worse, would be to grab
a sword, and chase your neighbours around.... Sent in by: gid
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| "ZeFrank
- Animal Sounds" k this is kinda funny Sent in by: InterCityKitty
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| "The
Smoking Gun - It Ain't Just Paint" bhahahaha,
this gives new meaning to 'caught red handed'
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| "Creating
Plasma with a Copper Coil and a Microwave"
OoooOOo Microwave fun.. Also see
here.. and here..
I've always wanted to do stuff like this, but i was always afraid i'd
kill my microwave; or myself... but im really more concerned about my
microwave..
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| "CompFused
- Cursor Snatcher" k, this is kinda cool, i
showed a few people at work, and they thought it was amazing.. i played
it for like 5mins, and got pretty bored.. It only wins if i have to
focus my attention on something else...
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| "SysInternals
- Running Windows with No Services" Hrmm, this
may not be super-whacked. but it certainly will be interesting to try.
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| "KabelFoon.nl
- Sexy End Table" i wonder if they make whole
bedroom sets.. cuz that would be so awesome.. Sent in by: InterCityKitty
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| "AudioOrigami.co.uk
- Floppy DIY Motor" ha! Turning an old ass
floppy drive, into a turntable.. now theres an idea.. Cept, i'd like
this better if it wasnt in PDF form.. since all pdf's do, is sit there
and steal memory.. bastard adobe... Sent in by: Hutsy
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| "StreetFire.net
- Corvette z06, Blowing its Motor" heh this
is what happens when you setup your nitrous poorly. Sent in by: Usteppin
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| Oh
god.. I'm so drunk. I think this past week has been the drunkest week
of mine in a long time; hopefully my kidney doesnt fail me now~. Also,
incase anyone out there is lookin to buy some fancy-ass art, you may
wanna check out www.jszuc.com. .cre
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| "Canada.com
- Vienna Gallery Admits Visitors To See Erotic Art for Free If They
Disrobe" these europeans are smarter then they
look.. This is a great idea..
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| "Ananova
- Topless Women Banned from Standing on Italian Beaches" Ha!
I love the italian government.. You see what they're saying is "If
yer a woman, and gonna be on our beaches, we dont want you walking around
nekkid, we want to keep you on your back, so we can train you, to take
off your shirt and lay on your back when your at home.." its genius.
I'd like to be able to invite a girl over, and say "Hey you wanna
lay down, and get more comfortable." and then they'd take off their
shirts, and chillax on the couch... That would be a perfect world..
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| "Yahoo
- Gamemaker Sued over Hidden Sex in GTA" *snicker*
Oh this will get thrown right out of court.. A 14yr old boy buys a M17+
rated video game, and now his mom is suing the manufacturer of the game
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| "Sympatico
- Teen Who Threw Up on Teacher, Sentenced to Clean Vomit" *shudder*
i've always wondered who has to clean up the cop cars, after a crack-ho
pukes up jizz and shit in the backseat.. Well it looks like they get
kids to do it in Missouri :) Sent in by: Das_Rai
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| "The
Smoking Gun - Border XXX-ings" ha! Looks my
order of SuperFuckers 14 wont make it across the canuck border... Sent in by: Crug
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| "BBCNews
- FBI Holds Eight on Piracy Charge" UH OHS!
Looks like the feds are crackin down on SomethingAwful..Goons beware.. Sent in by: m4x
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| Oh
God so hung over... I should stop participating in drinking contests... .cre
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| "Spong.com
- PS3 To Launch in 2007 if Xbox 360 Fails"
So. Whats Sony trying to say? If you want to get your hands on a PS3
soon, you have to buy an xbox 360? Seems to make sense to me..
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| "Ill
Will Press - Foamy Fan Mail VIII" heh
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| "Ananova
- Wife Cuts Off Husbands Penis" OH DEAR LORD
WHY DOES THIS STILL HAPPEN?
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| "A
Beginners Guide to Computer Hardware" *snicker*
this just goes to show, that you cant believe everything you read on
the internet.. Sent in by: |TchorT|
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| "CNN
- Scientists Worried By Riot Control Ray Gun"
hehee, i can see alot of iraqi's getting cooked because of these power
mad soldiers. Sent in by: MatthewG
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| "NewScientist
- New World Found in Outer Solar System" OOooOOooO Sent in by: `Nemesis
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