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 "TribPhoto
- Truck Explosion" Holy shit! thats a big hole! 
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| "Ananova
- Lazy Postman Faces Jail" I'm just not quite
sure what to say..
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| "PutFile
- Flamable VW" sux 2 b this girl..
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| "Wired
- Mac Hacks Allow OS X on PCs" Hrmm again..
it really was only a matter of time; When you build an OS based on FreeBSD,
which was originally designed to run on x86 chips, its only a matter
of time, before someone reverse engineers or merges the 2 technologies
together..
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| "Jinx.com
- I Love Spyware" awesome.. also see
here. Sent in by: Wolf-
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| "PurelyMag
- Jessica Alba Beach Photos" nothin like getting
photographed, while pickin a chocolate sea urchin out of your ass.. Sent in by: Servo
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| "CorvetteForums
- King of the Lake" this is why you dont let
a 16yr old kid drive your corvette on a track day; especially if theres
a small lake around a large bend.. *SPLASH* Sent in by: Usteppin
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| "BBCNews
- Veteran NewsReader Jennings Dies" Another
Canadian icon of television dies
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| "ABC12
- Man Beaten With His Own Leg" Ha! People may
not see the precident that his could set, If they consider a prosthetic
leg being a "dangerous weapon", how will people with prosthetic
limbs get on planes?
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| "Penny
Arcade - The Ball Company" *snicker* Penny
Arcade wins again!
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| "Ananova
- Straight Men to Marry" Now heres a scam.
2 guys, getting married simply to get a tax break.. I think its a wonderful
idea.. infact, i should get married simply for the tax benefits..
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| "Google
- Blue Lobster" Followup: Apparently these
'Blue Lobsters' are fairly common in the .NZ; Sent in by: Tristan (thanks for the followup)
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| "CNN
- Mother Missed Signs of 'Choking Game'" See,
this is what happens when you try to make everything politically correct..
Instead of these kids going outside, and playing dodgeball or british
bulldog, or something, they sit at home, lock their bedroom doors, and
choke themselves... Does anyone else see a problem with this? Sent in by: InterCityKitty
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| "CBC
- Man Dies After Marathon Video Game Session"
*snicker* Darwin at its best... Sent in by: C.C.
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| "IOL
- Osama Planned to Poison US-Bound Cocaine" Wow,
drug dealers actually care about their users.. Now thats surprizing..
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| "Underground
Container.com" This could actually be a pretty
good idea, if you did it correctly.. But my only question is.. What
happens in a rain storm, if a lightning strike hits near your shipping
box? The entire thing would conduct electricity and likely electrocute
the occupants..
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| "Ananova
- Couple Had Sex on Police Car" Ha!, now i
have to try this..
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| "CBS5
- Ultimate Bad Hair Day for Would-Be Drug Smuggler" bhaha!
yeah way to look suspicious.. some kid, wearing a bad toupe, with 100,000$
worth of heroin stuck to his head.. Yeah.. I can see the planning on
that one.. "Oh this is so gonna work! no one will notice me...
I'll be rich!"
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| "IOL.IE
- Belfast Rapist Phoned Victim's Mother To Gloat"
Jesus fuck, there are some sick ass people in europe... Sent in by: Doom^
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| "Big-Boys
- Hunter Kicks Boar" i dont get it.. Is this
like the new plaid? kicking boars... i simply dont get it.. Sent in by: `Nemesis
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| "DailyBreeze
- Strip Club Stirs Outrage With Less-Than-Subtle Sign"
*Snicker* 'Vaginas-R-Us' Marketing genius.. Now i'm surprized that Toys-R-Us
hasnt stepped in with a trademark lawsuit.. Ah well Sent in by: Schrieks
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| "CNet
- Top 10 Dot-Com Flops" boooo! i why dont i
see Infinium Labs in here? oh wait they havnt failed yet....
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| "BBCNews
- Marilyn Monroe 'Was Not Suicidal'" I'm sure
all the JFK conspiracy buffs will get a huge boner over this one, since
Marilyn Monroe and JFK clearly had some kinda relationship, and even
after that, Robert Kennedy tried to poke her. But yeah, it looks like
someone was trying to clean house with the JFK conspiracies back in
the 60s...
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| "PlanetVids
- Real Life GTA" Heh now this is something
i just cant comment on.. but its pretty crazy..
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| "CapeCodOnline
- Russian Sub Surfaces - Crew of 7 Safe" Followup:
Wow, and here i was expecting that they'd all be dead..
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| "The
Raw Story - Leak Prosecutor's Boss Likely to Be Replaced with Bush Classmate"
god.. Bigbrother starting a New World Order.... Sent in by: Doom^
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| "1Up
- Top 10 Game Cliches" yeah, the out of place
puzzles are getting seriously out of hand in modern games, Dont get
me wrong, i do like a challenge when im playing a game, but sometimes
its way to agonizing, to run around for 40mins to locate the jeweled
eyes of a tiger, just to acquire a key to the bathroom... Sent in by: Wolf-
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| "Time
Keeper Co.com" Oh god.. Why does this seem
like the Swiss just went and 'innovated' the spinnahs? Sent in by: `Nemesis
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| Eeek!
slept in. sorry for the short update! .cre
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| "KPTM
- Man Tracks Down Stolen Car" Vigilante Justice
4evah~
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| "Milk
and Cookies - Email!" *snicker* now this is
funny
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| "DeezTeez.com"
TEAM RAMROD!!!
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| "TechWorld
- Microsoft Introduces Compulsory Windows Piracy Checks"
grrr.. looks like uhm yeah, microsoft is really turning into big brother..
Sent in by: Servo
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| "CompFused
- The Origins of Ctrl Alt Del" OH SNAP! Nothing
like insulting bill gates to his face.. Sent in by: `Nemesis
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| "VLC800
- Digital Modelling Cowbell" i say again..
NEEDS MORE COWBELL Sent in by: HiHat
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| "The
Damn Blog - Hacking Elevators 101" Now heres
something to try at those busy elevator times.
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| "BBCNews
- Hurricane Caused 'Tallest Wave'" *snicker*
and i quote, "..More than 90 Feet... It would have dwarfed a 10-Storey
building..." Who did the math on that one?
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| "CNN
- Actor: Chappelles Show is Over" BOOOOOO!
WE WANT CHILLY WILLY~
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| "Cnet
- Alert! President Bush Declares National Emergency.... Again..."
Why hasnt anyone impeached Bush yet? A government should fear its people,
the people should not fear the government..
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| "LittleMidget
- Morse Code vs. Text Messaging" ha! now theres
an upset.. I thought for sure that the old dudes would lose.. Sent in by: `Nemesis
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| "StreetFire
- Deer vs. NinjaBike" Bike: 1, Deer: 0 Sent in by: Reverend_Quj
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| "Yahoo
- Phony Purple Heart Taken Off Film Website"
*snicker* Wedding Crashers Rules! Sent in by: Sain
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| "BBCnews
- New Effort to Reach Trapped Sub" You'd think
that the Russians would give up on having Subs. After all the problems
they've had with the Kursk, and K19, and all the other sub problems
that we havnt heard of... Yeah, frankly i think the Russians should
stay outta space, and out of water..
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| "BBCNews
- Italian River Full of Cocaine" Anyone wanna
goto italy?
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| "Excite
- Man Jailed for Molesting Sleeping Woman on Plane" Durr..
You'd think that with a name like "Deepak Jahagirdar" the
US would have profiled his ass as a terrorist, and put him next to one
of the U.S. Secret Service people on the plane heh.. Homeland Security
fails again..
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| "Canada.com
- Man Pays Speeding Ticket with 12,000 Pennies, Judge Has a Surprize
for Him" Yeah, i just dont get this, why slow
down the court system, to try and "get back" at the police
officer? Doesnt make any sense to me..
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| "DreamWorksFanSite
- Shrek 3 Entire Plot Revealed" Warning spoilers...
well not so much as spoilers.. but this is almost the entire screenplay
heh.. Sent in by: DCJoeDog
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| "PC
HorsePower.com" What in the fuck?! and Double
WHAT THE FUCK?!? (dont click
here, not work safe... features shock photos) Sent in by: YearLee
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| "Wimp
- Gun" This is why people who dont know how
to operate large weapons, shouldnt try.. Sent in by: `Nemesis
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