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fuck am i tired.... nothing like pulling a 36hour day with only 1 hour
sleep the night before... ugh.. alright but enough about me.. A very
good friend of mine is raising money for Childhood cancer (yes. he's
a better man then me), anyway i'd like any of my rich or like-minded
readers to help by donating to his efforts.. See
here..cre  
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| "ExtremeTech
- Build Your Own Render Farm" Yep, i've got
half a dozen machines i've been saving just so i can build a renderfarm
one of these days.. If i didnt hate paying big hydro bills, i'd have
it already built..
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| "Ananova
- Man Stopped with 375 Tortoises" You'd think
that this guy would have a better way to transport these turtles.. Maybe
fedex (or the Dubai equivilant)?
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| "OSx86
Project - Mac OSX on x86 Video's Get Apples Attention"
owned.
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| "GorillaMask.net
- The Sims Perform R.Kelly's Trapped in the Closet"
i just cant get enough of r. kelly these days.. Sent in by: Usteppin
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| "Milk
and Cookies - Romantic Death" heh, now this
is kinda cool Sent in by: InterCityKitty
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| "Big-Boys
- Prank Call 7" alright, im no racist, but
this is funny.. Sent in by: Stubbs
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| "CapeCod
Times - Experimental Hybrid Cars Get upto 250 MPG" Dayom!
with numbers like that it really makes the Hybrids an easy sell.. My
only problem is, all the Hybrid cars look pretty gay, Even the Ford
Escape Hybrid, its a nice lookin truck, but they had to put in the Battery
Vent in the rear window, and they put 'Hybrid' Badging all over it.
That alone makes my penis shrink; thus im not interested.. See i think
if they'd make a regular car, without any hybrid badging and extra vents
and stuff, they'd sell better. Cuz when i see someone driving a Hybrid
now, all i can think of is "Damn that person must be cheap....."
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| "Ananova
- Medieval Peasants Had 'Better Teeth'" Hrmm,
how would this be possible if Evolution was real? You'd think that having
Better teeth would be a trait that would be kept, and not lost through
time? *shrug*
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| "eBay
- Obi-Wan Kenobi Action Figure, Flown in Space on SpaceShipOne"
Oh god... this is like a wet dream come true for all StarWars fans..
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| "WGALChannel
- Pics on Lost Phone Lead Cops to Pot Stash"
Ha! how dumb do you have to be, to take pics of dope and cash using
a cell phone cam; Then to lose the phone... Dumbest dude ever..
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| "GamePro
- The 10 Worst Things About Video Games..."
heh, i happen to like my girls (in games and in reality) to have big
boobs heh.. Sent in by: Wolf-
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| "Devine
Interventions - Jackhammer Jesus" ok, if your
at work, you should likely skip this one.. or if you're a devout christian,
you may also wanna skip this one... Cuz theres something so wrong with
having a dildo / crucifix.. Sent in by: InterCityKitty
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| "Photobucket
- Head Session With Britney" alright, i think
the only reason im posting this is because the animation is really well
done.. but its also for a few girls that i know, that cant give head
worth 2 shakes of my balls. Sent in by: Reverend_Quj
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| Yep..
harddrive failure, ah well, she served me well for 4years, i guess its
time to upgrade.. Hopefully these updates keep getting out there.. .cre
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| "eBay
- Volvo 122" ok, this may not be work safe,
simply because this girl wearing the bikini is GROSS! if i wanted a
122, and this one was just down the road, these pictures would make
me hate volvos...
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| "The
Washington Post - U.S. Lowers Sights On What Can Be Achieved in Iraq"
jesus.. with an unemployment rate of 65% its no wonder that the country
is falling apart... i guess the U.S.'s new endevour of 'nation-building'
has failed.. color me surprized.
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| "BostonNews
- Project on the Origins of Life Launched" as
much as i hate religion being taught in schools, i dont necessarily
like the alternative. I could discuss 'evolution' for hours; and that
still wouldnt change the lack of proof *for* evolution. ah well, Bush
is behind it.. we'll see what happens..
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| "iPodLinux
- Doom" Whoa! now this is cool, Doom on an
Ipod.. Sent in by: Sain
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| "BostonHerald
- Botched Piercing Sickened Hub Teen" Holy
fucksticks.. This crazy old woman needs to be put away.. for a long
ass time.. Sent in by: Wolf-
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| "Local6
- Sports Fan Kills Wife for Wanting to Cuddle After Sex"
bhaha! Yet another abomination from florida.. Whats the hell is wrong
with Florida? Sent in by: Pyber
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| grrrr..
so right now im outta town, and it looks like my server at my apt has
just tanked.. grrr. so if your reading this, then ive found a way to
upload my data remotely to my webserver.. did i mention that i hate
computers? .cre
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| "X-Bit
Labs - Intel Pentium 4 Overclocked to 7.1GHz, Sets World Record"
Jesus fuck, these japanese dudes are mad crazy about
the overclocking..
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| "eBay
- G.I.Joe Shipwreck" Durrr.. i wish i would
have kept some of my G.I.Joes wrapped :(
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| "SopCast
- Streaming over P2P" Hrmm, now this sounds
cool, streaming TV Media over P2P, I have yet to try it, but i'll have
to install this on my laptop later, just cuz it sounds pretty damn cool.
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| "Virtual
Street Reality" did i post this already? either
way, its pretty fucken rad.. Sent in by: InterCityKitty
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| "TheWMURChannel
- Man's Testicles Locked in Padlock" bhaahhaha!
now thats hilarious.. I've seen some sick shit done to people who have
passed out while drunk, but mostly just teabaggin' or drawing on the
face, or shaving creme on the head, or chili powder up the nose, etc...
but never a padlock around the balls, thats pretty unnovative.. Sent in by: Usteppin
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| "NegroSpaceProgram.com
- The Old Negro Space Program" rofl Sent in by: _Spectre_
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| Yikes!
running late for work. sorry for the short update. .cre
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| "BBCNews
- Bully 'Unsuitable Theme' for Game" Yeah,
i think the whole world is out to get Rockstar now; I dont understand,
if a game has a rating of M17+; why is this an issue? Kids rent porno
movies all the time, but no one seems to care; But once they buy a game
that features some violence, their parents get all huffy. I simply do
not understand..
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| "Planet
Vids - One Fast Skyline" zoom zoom, car nuts
only..
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| "NewScientist
- Erotic Images Can Turn You Blind" Doh!
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| "TheDenverChannel
- Knight Loses Joust With Officers Stun Gun" These
medieval roleplaying guys b-crazy. Sent in by: `Nemesis
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| "Mark
the Shark.com" Ok, before you click this one..
Its not work safe, and infact, if you have a weak stomach, or dont like
seeing graphic depictions of shark attacks, you may just wanna skip
this one.. But frankly i find the whole shark attack thing pretty facinating...
But yeah, you may just wanna skip this one.. Sent in by: YearLee
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| "Mobile.Brando.com.hk
- Pet Tree's" What in the fuck? These japanese
inventors will come up with anything to try and make a buck.. Sent in by: Flatline
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| "FoxNews
- Teacher Pleads No Contest in Sex Case" Dayom~
this teacher is pretty smokin' hot.. Frankly i'd be punishing the kid,
since clearly he ended up with the better end of the stick.. If hot
teachers are lookin for young kids, i still look young. i'll play their
games..
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| "GorillaMask
- Cam Whore Caught by Dad" *snicker* Busted!
oh this is NOT WORK SAFE...
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| "Mesa
Vista Press - Custom Vinyl or Magnetic Yellow Ribbons"
this shit is fucken genius! Just think about all the fun that can be
had with these...
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| "White
Ninja - Gets His Dog Fixed" *snicker*
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| "TheStar
- Wrong Way Drivers" alright, for those of
you who dont live in/around Toronto/Ontario, our 400series of highways
are pretty advanced, and nearly idiot proof; it makes me really wonder
how someone could manage to get on the highway, going in the wrong direction.....
I guess some people just wernt meant to drive.. Sent in by: Hudson
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| "K&K
Mime Ministries" Oh my god.. click here, and
watch the intro.. I dunno if this is some kinda joke.. but i think i've
just been converted... These mimes are the coolest dudes ever... Sent in by: Mr. Furious
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| "CompFused
- Shotgunned in Vietnam" if this is the kinda
stuff they were doing in Vietnam, kinda makes you wonder what the US
Troops are doing in Afghanistan and Iraq.. Since both of them are known
for their superior Heroin refinement. Sent in by: `Nemesis
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| "CNN
- Knoxville Isn't Who You Think He Is" wugga
wugga?!? *scratches eyes* Huh? You mean knoxville is just a normal guy,
who acts like an asshole to get laughs on TV? You dont say? I should
start charging people for my asshole-skillz...
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| "Wired
- Furnature Causes FedEx Fits" ha! this guy
says it all "Its OK to be Ghetto..."
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| "Ill
Will Press - Sacred Space" *snicker* ok, foamy
is starting to get funny again, these next few comics should be good.
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| "Ananova
- Icy Poo Prompts Burglar Alert" Durr. i thought
there was some sort of federal regulation of airborn waste? Doesnt it
have to be died blue? and it cant be dumped over populated areas? Eitherway,
a piece of frozen poo moving at terminal velocity could be really dangerous..
If this hit a person, i wonder how their family would try to claim life
insurance?
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| "ChinaDaily
- Men Do Have Trouble Hearing Women" heh, looks
like i now have an excuse for not listening :) Sent in by: Brill
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| "Bleenus
- Crazy Farmers.wmv" Durr yeah. Its like these
UK Farmers have nothing better to do then fling cars across their fields..
Yeah... Right... (i think i've posted this before) Sent in by: `Nemesis
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| "Molecular
Expressions - Runaway Train" alright, now this
is pretty cool, secrets in silicon. i feer Sent in by: Reverend_Quj
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