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 "NewsNet5
- 65 Girls at Area School Pregnant" NEWSFLASH:
If your aged 13 to 19, and you're looking to get laid, Visit Canton
Ohio... These girls will fuck anything that cant afford a condom. 
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| "Stupid
Naked People.com - Hot Girls Dont Have to be Smart" k
this may not be work safe (if you work in a monestary or a church...
otherwise its just some girls in bikinis
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| "BBCNews
- Halo Game Set for Silver Screen" I still
dont know if its such a good idea to start making movies out of games.
Like this whole Uwe Boll thing, i can tell right now, that all his future
movies are just going to make me hate the gaming industry, because he
is going to ruin all the fond memories i have earned over the past 5
years playing all these awesome games; by turning those games into some
of the shittiest movies ever made.
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| "Google
Talk" google is trying to take over the world..
I refuse to run anything that Trillian doesnt support.. Sent in by: Usteppin
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| "YodelCourse.com"
i dont think there is anything more audibly offensive, then yodeling... Sent in by: InterCityKitty
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| "CNN
- Chavez Offers Cheap Gas to Poor in U.S." why
cant cuba offer cheap gas to us canadians... we're still friendly with
cuba... come on.. help us poor canadians some of us drive gas guzzling
SUVs and super fast carburated gas guzzling classic cars we cant all
afford gasoline..... Sent in by: Reverend_Quj
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| "NBC5i
- Farmer May Have Caught Legendary 'Chupacabra'" Durr..
this looks like somekinda mutant dog....
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| "White
Ninja - Fishes" Ha! white ninja wins again!
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| "Joystiq
- Xbox Modchip Makers Get Their Hands on Xbox 360" God
this makes me hard.. i am eagerly waiting to see exactly what can be
done with a modded xbox 360... Since it appears that the new xbox will
have all the media playing capabilities of a modded regular xbox. this
should get interesting.. But it pisses me off that i cant use my Xbox
HDTV kit cable on the new xbox360.. you'd think they'd just use the
same cable format as the old one..
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| "Ananova
- Off His Trolley?" Now this is a great idea..
Plus, these 'chairs' look suprizinginly comfy.. I may just have to steal
a shopping cart, and bend it all up to look like these chairs...
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| "Skoopy
- The Things You See at Concerts" i cant think
of anything more gross then giving head to some girl on concert mud...
This chick would have to be one of the hottest bitches on the planet
for me to concider even doing this.. Concert mud has like animal feces,
and human feces all over it.. not to let lone all the bugs and disease...
I bet this dude got herpes after this.. Sent in by: `Nemesis
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| "FlashyFlashes
- Saddam's an Outkast" I think i've posted
this before, but it was ages ago. anyway, its still pretty funny. Sent in by: _missy_
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| "Kooki
Sushi.com" Durrr... I'm not a huge fan of Sushi...
or Chocolate... so i think this is out side of my demographic.. Sent in by: InterCityKitty
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| "Ill
Will Press - Drugs" ha! The real Foamy is back.
Long live foamy.. after like 5 comics that wernt funny, someone finally
pissed off foamy.. I think foamy writes his funny shit when he's pissed..
I should hire someone to follow Foamy just to make him angry, so he
can make funny comics..
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| "CNN
- Border Patrol Chopper Forced Down" ha! This
has gotta suck.. i wonder what kinda helo it was.. I hope it wasnt like
a Hue or something.. Cuz that would be down right embarassing..
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| "Canada.com
- Threatening 420lb Man Could Get Life for 2nd Beer Heist at Same Idaho
Store" *snicker* The arresting officer's name
is Kirk... Captain Kirk... This guy must get ripped on when he's at
work..
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| "Ananova
- Billy Goat Gives Milk" Durrr... unless this
is some kinda hermafrodite goat.. i dont see how this is possible.
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| "AutoAdmit
- The Museum of Modern Robocop Art" whoa! some
of these are actually pretty funny. But clearly this artist is going
to type-cast himself as a robocop only artist... Sent in by: `Nemesis
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| "StarterSteve
- I Just Want Bang Bang Bang" *snicker* i'm
sure i've posted this before, but its still funny Sent in by: InterCityKitty
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| "LiveJournal
- Vintage Ads - Drugs" these ads, speak volumes
about how our over medicated society got to where it is.. Sent in by: _Spectre_
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| "eBay
- Lifesaver Gummy, Shaped Like USA, Predicts the Future"
heh Its amazing what people will try to sell on eBay.
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| "Reuters
- Wanted: Completely Perfect Legs..." Yes..
and i'd like girls with perfect titties, to wear tight tops when they're
in my house. Maybe i should move to budapest.. or maybe i should become
a mayor or something..
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| "Ananova
- Hamster Powered Phone Charger" *snicker*
the picture makes this whole article worth while.
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| "Big-Boys
- Pregnancy Waiting..." k, this is mildly funny..
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| "MySpace
- Kittylizemo" Holy shit, this bitch b crazy....
She looks vaguely like one of my x-gf's, cept with more cuts/scars...
But seriously.. whats wrong with Florida... Sent in by: Tom
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| "Trademe.co.nz
- Hyundai Excel 1988" bhaha! this is great!
I dunno why you'd put a mast and a crows nest on a shitty korean car...
Maybe this is how the .NZ 'rices' up their cars; you know, N.american
kids strap stupid whale tails and wings to their cars, and bolted on
(non-functioning) hood scoops and shit; i can only believe that the
.nz would have some crazier way to hotrod their cars.. Sent in by: Tristan (our resident kiwi linker)
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| "DogCondoms
- Product Recall" bvhahahahhaahh! Sent in by: qSparky
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| "Yahoo
- Doom (the movie) Trailer" oh god. i thought
that this wouldnt be such a bad movie; until i noticed that theres all
sorts of "first person" shots... oh god that looks horrible...
but bear in mind, i will still have to see it.. just out of respect
for ID and the Doom story line :\
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| "ZDNet
- Top 10 Data Destruction Disasters" i am amazed
by some peoples stupidity..
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| "Yahoo
- Video Games Linked to Aggression in Boys" so
basically what this article is saying, kids who dont play video games
are more passive then their gameplaying counterparts... Yeah, if i was
a parent, i wouldnt want my kids to be pussies..
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| "Carrot
Top.com - Photoplay" Holy shit! Carrot Top
could kick some ass....
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| "eBay
- 2080 Nintendo Games" This isnt such a great
deal for the seller.. 2000~ games for 8000~ dollars.. thats only 4$/game..
thats not even like a 10th of what they were originally purchased for.
Sent in by: Usteppin
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| "RSDB
- The Racial Slur Database" heh bay-frog..
we rule.. Sent in by: qSparky
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| "Brains4Zombies.com
- Brains for Sale" what a steal! Sent in by: _Spectre_
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| "Wired
- Lego Lovers Unite in Arlington" I love lego
:( too bad its so damn expensive..
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| "CompFused
- Don't Jump on Cars" bhahah! this dude got
exactly what he deserved.. If someone did this to me, i'd prolly do
the same thing.
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| "Ananova
- Fucking Signs Now Theft Proof" Followup:
Booo! I wanted a fucking sign :(
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| "WebTurd
- BF2 Fish Crate" gotta love it when game manufacturers
throw in strange/wierd/cool stuff like this.
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| "CBSNews
- Jail for Teacher in Sex Case" if one of my
teachers looked like her, and they wanted to have sex with me when i
was 14, i'd be all "GIDDY UP BIATCH~". I honestly think they
should harness this teachers abilities and put her in a roll that suits
her better.. How about teaching sex ed? I think she'd be perfect... Sent in by: Usteppin
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| "Gizmodo
- Japan Auto Door" this shit is bananas...
yet again, the japanese take something as simple as a door, to new extremes..
but you have to admit.. this is pretty cool.. Sent in by: Wolf-
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| "daydreamer933.com"
i dont get it... but that secretary girl is kinda cute... Sent in by: InterCityKitty
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| "Excite
- Police Seek Diaper Clad Man Who Pesters Women"
whoever this guys is, he is a comedic genius. Think about it.. a Dark
street.. a lonely woman cautiously walking home from a pub or late night
party.. A man... wearing only a diaper walking towards her.. the woman
starts to panic, but remains with a calm yet pensive exterior. The diaper
man approaches.. closer.. and closer... They lock eyes... and the man
speaks "is there any diaper changing facilities near here?"..
Gold.. comedy gold!
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| "Gamespy
- John Carmack on Next Gen Consoles" I have
yet to meet someone smarter then John Carmack. This mofo is a god damn
genius.
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| "IndyStar
- 2 Women Killed In Bizarre Accident" Ha! Now
this has to suck.. But theres a lession to be learned from this. Dont
get into a brawl with your mom shortly after midnight, on a poorly lit
street. Cuz your ass will get run over by a Mercury Sable
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| "Ananova
- Stop Stealing Our 'Fucking' Signs" *snicker*
i must acquire one of these signs...
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| "WeaveDigital
- Guess-The-Google" i think i posted the original
derivative of this game.. but its still pretty cool Sent in by: Blue_Frog
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| "Little
Midget - Fatty Can Clap Without Hands" k, this
is likely not work safe, not because theres nudity, or lots of swearing,
simply because its so gross... Sent in by: `Nemesis
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| "Stuff.co.nz
- NZ Bachelor on Rabbit Sex Charge" JESUS FUCK!
i've never heard of anything so bizarre.. Well i shouldnt say that..
But this is pretty damn freaky. my question is, how do you get to the
point where you *WANT* to have sex with rodents? (rabbits are rodents
right?). Did this guy once have a pet Rabbit, who managed to seduce
him through the chrome bars of its cage? Did he then court the rabbit,
by taking it to dinner, or a movie? did the rabbit spend the night?
and was breakfast made? maybe toast served? Freaky bastards... Sent in by: Wolf-
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|
| "eBay
- Voyeur Lens for Sony DSC-H1..." Now heres
a great idea; and this also explains how alot of the "semi-nude"
beach/bikini shots are achieved featuring celebrities...
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| "DarkHorizons
- Uwe Boll Talks 'Dungeon Siege'" For the love
of god.. will someone stop Uwe Boll....
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| "360Hacker
- Howto Install OSX On your x86 PC" *drool*
i think i may just have to get a USB HD to try this out..
|
| "NYDaily
News - 12 Things You Never Wanted to Know About Sex" Doh!
Penis Fractures... thats gotta suck..
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| "DumpaLink
- Talking Smack Over Xbox Live" *snicker* ok
this is mildly amusing.. Sent in by: Smeagol
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| "Walken
For Pres.com" awesome! Sent in by: InterCityKitty
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| "RedvsBlue
- Switch.mov" hehe for some reason.... i just
cant stop laughing at this.. its not that funny, but theres just so
much truth in this; that makes it hilarious.. Sent in by: Wolf-
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| "CapeCod
- Army Planning For 4 More Years in Iraq" oh
god. i think its time that the US throws in the towel on iraq; I dont
see how they can hope to achieve anything greater then they've already
done (which is practically nothing, all they've done was overthrow a
dictator, and put a faux-government in its place). ah well, We'll see
if enrollment in the Military drops after this year..
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| "APNews
- Woman Gets Cable Bill with Derogatory Name"
HA! i can see it now... To: Bitch Dog, Love: Comcast..
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| "BBCNews
- Gonzo Journalist's Parting Shot" Followup:
Looks like they're actually gonna fire the ashes of Hunter S. Thompson
out of a cannon.
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| "VGCats
- Fell Down Some Stairs" *snicker*
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| "Infoseek.co.jp
- Cassette Jam '05" i dont get it... Sent in by: _Spectre_
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| "CBC.ca
- Crime Fighting Cheerleaders Help Nab Suspect"
alright, the title of this article, conjured up visions of sexy girls
in cheerleader outfits, chasing bad guys down the street, and then pouncing
on them in a semi sexual way.. But instead.. the whole article turns
to crap when you actually read how they were involved.. pretty lame.. Sent in by: InterCityKitty
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| "Gmaps.Tommangan.us
- Blackbird Spotting" you know, I think the
SR71 is one of the greatest planes ever built. Not just cuz it was so
far ahead of its time (And infact, there still isnt any plane that can
fly as fast as it did, and it had pseudo stealth technology 30years
before any other plane did). Anyway googlemaps rules.. Sent in by: Blue_Frog
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| Why
on earth did i agree to work midnight shifts this week? over the past
3 days, i have gotten 3hours sleep. i've got a killer headache, and
i think im going crazy (more so than normal). ah well, im sure i can
drown myself in booze to regulate my situation.. .cre
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| "BBCnews
- Microsoft Sets Price for Xbox 360" Yep, 299$
usd it is.. I'm eagerly awaiting its release; cuz i cant wait for Fightnight
Round 3
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| "eBay
- Star Trek Barbie BlueTooth Hands Free Set"
What in the fuck???
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| "Ananova
- Boy Built Backyard Rollercoaster" This has
to be the coolest kid on his block.. The fact that he was so young,
yet able to build a rollercoaster that can reach 30mph and not fall
apart is amazing...
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| "Canada.com
- Slipknot Can't Mask Anger At Burger King"
No matter what burger king could ever do to me, i could never be mad
at them; Back when i worked in the base of toronto, i used to eat 3
jr. whoppers for lunch everyday of the week, it cost like 3.18$ and
it was really filling and i never got gut rott. How on earth could Slipknot
hate bk? they should be flattered that Burger Royalty likes them. Anyone
who can make fast food as good as they can should be exempt from rockstar
logic. Sent in by: `Nemesis
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| "RobotCombat
- Elvis the RoboCat" durr... i'm not quite
sure what to think of this... its almost disturbing; yet its nearly
acceptable.. i just cant comment on this... Sent in by: |TchorT|
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| "SurrealCode
- Daisy Duke Dances for You" personally, i've
never thought that Jessica Simpson was that attractive.. But theres
something about a good lookin girl, with sweet titties, dancing around/on
a Charger thats just so hot... Sent in by: Jake
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| Holy
fuck am i tired.... nothing like pulling a 36hour day with only 1 hour
sleep the night before... ugh.. alright but enough about me.. A very
good friend of mine is raising money for Childhood cancer (yes. he's
a better man then me), anyway i'd like any of my rich or like-minded
readers to help by donating to his efforts.. See
here. .cre
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| "ExtremeTech
- Build Your Own Render Farm" Yep, i've got
half a dozen machines i've been saving just so i can build a renderfarm
one of these days.. If i didnt hate paying big hydro bills, i'd have
it already built..
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| "Ananova
- Man Stopped with 375 Tortoises" You'd think
that this guy would have a better way to transport these turtles.. Maybe
fedex (or the Dubai equivilant)?
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| "OSx86
Project - Mac OSX on x86 Video's Get Apples Attention"
owned.
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| "GorillaMask.net
- The Sims Perform R.Kelly's Trapped in the Closet"
i just cant get enough of r. kelly these days.. Sent in by: Usteppin
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| "Milk
and Cookies - Romantic Death" heh, now this
is kinda cool Sent in by: InterCityKitty
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| "Big-Boys
- Prank Call 7" alright, im no racist, but
this is funny.. Sent in by: Stubbs
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