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 "Canada.com
- Retiree Charged After Cops See Pot Plant on Balcony; Says Seeds Dropped
by Pet Birds" Along time ago, i was dating
this girl who had a pot-head roommate, this guy had the genius idea
that instead of buying pot, he was gonna save some money and he was
gonna grow his own.. So he dug through all the weed he bought until
he found a seed. he planted it, and low and behold 3 weeks later it
started to grow. the thing couldnt have been any bigger than a foot
tall, and it stunk up the whole appartment; it didnt take long before
the rest of his roommates made him kill/smoke the plant due to the stank
ass skunk odor that was plumming from his bedroom.. So yeah, i dunno
how this old lady couldnt have known that the plant on her balcony was
pot... That shit be stinky.. 
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| "Howe
and Howe.com - Home Made Tank" This is a pretty
bad ass vehicle. i like the self articulating suspension.. its pretty
rad..
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| "Stupid
Videos - Sweet Dunk" *snicker*
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| "Retrospective.net
- CNN - Hurricane Camile.mov" hehe, its funny
watching Ivey league sissy ass weathermen get all huffy... Sent in by: Usteppin
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| "Yahoo
- Hurricane Sends Runaway Oil Rig Crashing into Alabama Suspension Bridge"
Whoops! looks like they should have used heavier gauge rope when mooring
this oil rig heh.. Sent in by: Doom^
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| "Discovery
- Battery Powered by Urine" *snicker* i cant
wait for the urine powered water purifier, or urine powered hair dryer
heh.. Sent in by: Blue_Frog
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| "Yahoo
- Court KOs Online Game Bypass Program" Boooo!
looks like BNetD is dead :(
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| "LiveJournal
- Dirigibles - Fuddruckers Burgertime Re-theft"
ok, well im not gonna mention the fact that this dude is complaining
about content theft, when he copied someone elses game idea.. But i
must say his actions of 'revenge' are pretty funny.
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| "NewsJournal
- Chinese Researchers Warns of Nude Web Chats" what
in the fuck? In public chat rooms, chinese people are getting nekkid
and posing for internet friends.... What the hell is wrong with these
people?
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| "Canada
- London Man Finds World's Largest Species of Centipede in his Department"
Holy crapballs... If i saw this thing in my apartment, i'd move......
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| "Pimp
That Phone.com" heh im not quite sure what
to say about this.. Sent in by: _Spectre_
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| "Dvorak
- Blacks are Looters and Whites are Finders"
heh more anti-black propaghanda from the media Sent in by: Usteppin
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| "CNN
- Bush Compares Iraq War to WWII" oh god...
will someone force him to step down already? Bush is a madman... Sent in by: ^Doom
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| "White
Ninja - Bunnies" *snicker* White ninja rules..
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| "Yahoo
- Pump Prices Stun Gas-Guzzling Americans"
Yeah, Holy fuck i paid 1.34$/litre the other day (thats 5.00$~gallon
for the americans), I've never been unhappier at the pumps.. You know
what i think would help.. If the americans invaded another oil producing
country, I'm sure that would lower the price of fuel.... Since it worked
so well the first time.. Durr..... also see
here
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| "CompFused
- My First Meth Lab" *snicker*
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| "Ferrago
- Phantom Sighted in Europe" Uh yeah, Infinium
Labs... How can anyone take this company seriously after all the shit
they've promised, and after all the deadline they've broken; I will
be amazed if they ever actually produce a single console.
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| "ThatVideoSite
- Farting Preacher" this never gets old.. Sent in by: Beanz
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| "Heaven666.org
- Oakland Snitch Beating" And this is why you
dont snitch on a gang that controls where you live... Sent in by: Wolf-
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| "StreetFire
- Lets goto the Arcade" bhahah! Stupid kids...
"This is gonna cost atleast $400 to get fixed...." That aughta
teach them... Sent in by: Wangzang
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| "Toronto
Gas Prices.com" OoOooOOo I'm gonna start living
by this..
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| "ArsTechnica
- Apple Mac Mini Promotion Dead After One Day" *snicker*
Talk about a blunder... 'Try our latest computer for 30days... if you
dont like it... return it for a full money back....' Hell i'll buy 300,
run them for 29days and return them all... That seems like a good idea...
But i guess after one day, Apple wised up to the scam..
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| "IOL
- Inventor of Rape Device Prepares for Launch" Jesus,
this creeps me out and im not even a rapist...
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| "Ananova
- Pam: Espressos Make My Nipples Perky" More
women need to drink Espresso's..
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| "N55.dk
- N55 Rocket System" Whoa! i wonder how much
it costs to get one of these rockets setup.. and i wonder if you have
to tell the FAA or anything. But yeah, spreading super weeds via rockets
is badass. Sent in by: Tristan
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| "b3ta.com
- Protractor" heh, now this shit is cool.. Sent in by: _Missy_
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| "Photobucket
- Wood Turbo Bike" also see
here. Someone went through alot of effort to build this, but
they cant even draw it.. Sent in by: Usteppin
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| Sorry
for the short update... running late for work.. .cre
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| "FXNetwork
- Oil Storm.wmv" oh god... Who makes this shit
TV?
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| "Wired
- Flood Waters Can't Sink Net Link" (also see
below) Its nice to see that when people are losing their lives, people
are fighting to keep their internet up.....
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| "LiveJournal
- The Interdictor" Now heres some interesting
stuff...
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| "BBCNews
- Clear Bags 'To Easy Tube Fears'" what in
the fuck??? so instead of actually doing something about subway security...
They're just making clear backpacks.... Yeah that seems like a solution.. Sent in by: Flatline
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| "Achewood
- Bellybutton Lint" *snicker* Sent in by: Pr0phnizt
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| "Foxxden.FurTopia.org
- The Good Stuff" k, this is not work safe..
infact, its barely human safe... Fucken Furries... Sent in by: IkeTurner
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| "Yahoo
- South Africa Anti-Rape Condom Aims to Stop Attacks"
JESUS FUCK! This is one of the most horrific things ive ever seen..
But then again.. If i ever wanted to rape someone, this would be a detourant...
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| "BBCNews
- Venezuela Seeks Action in US Row" Oh my when
i heard that Pat Robertson said that the US should "Take him out..."
i laughed for hours.. If theres one thing that the US is good at, its
pissing off some of the largest oil producing countries in the world;
i think Venezuela is rated like the 5th largest oil producing country
in the world.. At this rate, N. America's gas prices will be 5$ a litre
in no time..
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| "The
Register - Wanted: Seasoned Wankers For Online Ejaculation Pole"
*snicker*
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| "Walken2008.com"
Ha! Where do i send in my proxy ballot.. Christopher Walken for Galactic
Overlord..
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| "So
Many Shrimp - White People 'Find', Black People 'Loot'"
I just dont understand this.. What causes people turn into thieving
bitchez? I can see if the whole world is coming to an end, hell yeah,
i'll be looting and killing and shit, simply because there is nothing
else to do.. But this? i just dont get it... Sent in by: WangZang
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| "Classic
Gaming.com - Bible Adventures" bha! I must
download the rom of this game.. It may just convert me from completely
agnostic to a healthy christian man... hheh yeah right.... Sent in by: Blue_Frog
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| "Foamy.Libertech.net
- Kat.swf" Foamy rules... Sent in by: Servo
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| "PlanetVids
- Car Trip Scare" *snicker* now this is great!
just the look on this guys face, its damn near priceless.
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| "CNN
- Sweden's Twisting Tower" K, this building
is pretty leet, i saw a special on it a few months ago on TLC or Discovery
or something.. Anyway, what i dont understand is... its like 3000euro's
a month for rent......................... That had better be for a 4bedroom
loft style apt... cuz that shit be 'spensive...
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| "TechFreaks
- Modding an Xbox in 10mins" Pfft, who needs
a modchip anymore..
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| "Yahoo
- German Court Rules in Favour of Fat Man in a Merc"
lol, Weel, see, Mercedes are not known for being well built to begin
with.. So putting a 350lbs man in a poorly build german auto == lots
of breakdowns.. Big surprize.. Sent in by: Blue_Frog
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| "The
Inquirer - World of Warcraft Playing Son Busted by WoW Playing Mom"
Oh god.. this kid must be the coolest kid on the face of the planet...
he plays video games with his mom.................... Sent in by: Usteppin
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| "Stuff.co.nz
- Sheep in Mans Bed, Suspected Pregnant" Either...
This dude is really sick... or his roommates are comedical geniuses...
Sent in by: [Omega]
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