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 "White
Ninja - Sitting Cat" heh, white ninja is awesome.. 
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| "BBCNews
- US Emergency Aid Chief Sidelined" Bhahah!
Oh man this has to suck, i wonder how many people have died because
Michael Brown lied on his resume.. This dude should be treated as if
he was a terrorist...
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| "Freenet
- Bunny Suicides" hehe the startrek 'beaming'
one made me giggle.
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| "TheRegister
- Creative MP3 Players Ship With Virus" *snicker*
Creative Rules. Sent in by: Blue_Frog
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| "Reuters
- Ukraine's Yushchenko Fires Government" Ukraine
is not Weak!.... Ukraine is not Game!... Ukraine is Strong! Sent in by: _Spectre_
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| "1UP
- Madden NFL 360 Footage News Story" ha! As
much as i love FightNight and Madden, i really hope that EA shoots itself
in the foot.. We've all read about the horrors of actually having to
work for them, a company like this simply cant live forever.. Sent in by: ^_ToXiC_^
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| "IOL.CO.ZA
- Eatery Raided for Selling Tiger Urine Dish"
I'll have the one with the EXTRA URINE PLZ!
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| "Canada.com
- $1,133 Hospital Bill for Toenail Work Prompts Class Action Lawsuit"
And this is why i dont goto the hospital... well, this and i dont like
sick people...
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| "BBCNews
- Fiat and Ford Forge Car Alliance" OooOooOO
I wonder if they'd ever bring the Ford Ka, replacement to N. America..
Those little cars are pretty quick for farty little econoboxes...
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| "CNN
- Hunter S. Thompson Note Reveals Dispair" Hunter
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| "Canada.com
- Ontario Doctor Killed by Bear" followup:
Bears R Bad mmkay? Sent in by: Blue_Frog
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| "Mail
Order Chickens.org" *Snicker* This shit rules... Sent in by: _Spectre_
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| "Honda-tech.com
- For the Love of God Why?" bhahahahha! Oh
my christ, this rules! Rice Power! Loud and Proud! Sent in by: Usteppin
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| "CNN
- Ophelia Becomes Third Hurricane Churning in Atlantic"
I'm tellin ya, god hates Florida, and New Orleans.....
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| "Ananova
- Woman Got Pregnant After RollerCoaster Ride"
heh, yeah for some reason i dont think this is exactly how it happened;
its possible that maybe the rough rollercoaster ride could have jarred
the womans pelvis or something so that it uncrimped her ovaries or something...
but i doubt it was from the G-forces.. Unless they had sex just before
going on the coaster...
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| "KillerBetties
- Girl-on-Girl Gaming" This article has just
given me a boner.....
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| "AuctionTrader
- Golden Shower Set" *snicker* the title of
this auction makes me giggle..
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| "Atom
Chip Corporation - Laptop Super Computer" *drool*
i definately need one of these.... Sent in by: T-Dog
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| "USAToday
- Man Says He Used Website to Select Rapists He Killed"
This is a great man. As much as i dont believe in murder, i do believe
in killing child molesters and rapists... Sent in by: _Spectre_
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| "CBC.ca
- Black Bear Kills Woman Camper North of Chapleau Ontario"
Yeah, some people dont know how fast bears can run..
I think they can get upto 35km/h over a fairly short distance. But yeah,
bears are mean motorscooters when they're hungry and you look like a
heafty meal... Sent in by: Blue_Frog
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| "Wired
- Watch the Parking Meters" God damnit! Now
this kinda thing pisses me off; With these new Meters, if someone has
10mins left on the meter, and they drive away, the meter resets... Unlike
the old ones where the next person to park would get a free 10mins..
Bastard machines...
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| "BBCNews
- Alps Cable Car Crash Kills Nine" Ok, death
is never funny, but this makes me wonder... What were the chances that
this was gonna happen? A helicopter, flying 1000ft above the cable cars,
manages to lose a 1500~lbs concrete block, it falls, lands on the cable
that the cars ride on, and severs the line; causing the cars to fall,
killing 9 people.. The people who died must have really done something
wrong, cuz chance went way out of its way to make sure they died..
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| "Ill
Will Press - Unmentionables" *snicker*.. this
is great... i should start sell some of the clothes i've found under
my bed, and behind my chairs, that have belonged to unnamed girls...
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| "Yahoo
- Camera Helps ID Unknown Creatures" Now this
is some cool whiznitz.. But im surprized that more people dont do stuff
like this, just leaving camera's sitting on the bottom of the ocean
to take pictures of whats down there..
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| "StuntCook
- Strange EuroPron" k, this is NOT WORK SAFE..
but yeah, these europeans like strange porn... but most of this has
to be fake... Sent in by: Servo
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| "PutFile
- Bad Parents.wmv" bhahahah, and this is why
i dont have kids... cuz i'd do crazy shit like this to them, and make
them hate me... Sent in by: Usteppin
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| "Boston.com
- Bush Gives New Reasons for Iraq War" god...
bush sucks... Sent in by: Doom^
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| "TBO.com
- Fireworks Explosion Kills as Many as 15, Injures About 20 Others in
Mexico" Oh come on... this is a tragic receipe..
Old concrete building, gasoline stored in open drums, boxes and boxes
of illegal fireworks (the big/bad kind), and tons and tons of arcade
machines... This place was just askin to spread young childrens body
parts all over the neighbourhood....
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| "The
Australian - Its a Miracle: Mice Regrow Hearts"
What in the fuck? Why hasnt this been adapted to humans yet?
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| "CNN
- Pizza Firing Wins Online Contest" ok, this
may be kinda funny, but, its not like this guy ate the pizza and then
got immediately fired... So its kinda bogus..
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| "Kyhm
- Graduation Pictures - God Hates Fags" ha!
i'd like to know the whole story behind this.. cuz this sorta thing
seems kinda outta place at a graduation... Sent in by: Servo
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| "Hedonistica
- Soccer_nuts.wmv" Doh! This has gotta hurt... Sent in by: Usteppin
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| "Big-Boys.com
- Who is Mike Jones" *Snicker* Sent in by: Sain
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| "Telegraph
- Driving By The Seat Of Your Pants... For Safety" i'm
tellin ya, Girls will be the only ones who buy cars with these vibrating
seats.... Sent in by: Blue_Frog
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| "HeraldSun
- Sean Penn's Rescue Bid Sinks" bhahaah! Oh
Sean Penn... You should really go back to being a coke-head... i dont
think your well suited for the superhero roll.. Clearly you've lost
too many braincells chasing lines of snow to be a useful member of society..
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| "Negative-Shock.net
- Shark vs. Octopus" Damn. When i saw that
this was a shark vs octopus movie, i thought for sure that the shark
was gonna whoop some octo-ass, but i had no idea that the octopuses
were so hardcore.. feer the octopus.
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| "ExtraUgly
- I'm Gonna Free...You" *snicker*
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| "Movies.CrooksandLiars.com
- Kayne West.wmv" bhahah! ok, i clearly missed
when this was on TV... but i gotta say, Mike Myers is a trooper.. Even
after hearing Kayne West blither on about how black people are hard
done by, he still managed to keep a straight face. Seriously though,
Kayne was clearly having a hard time speaking without the use of the
teleprompter... I wonder if his fans know he's near-mentally-retarded....
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| "PreventSuicide.com"
oh my dear lord... The Safety Smock! how on earth have
lived this long with out one? Sent in by: Usteppin
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| "Gprime.net
- Benny the Super Cop" I'm not sure i get it...
But its strange and funny... Sent in by: Servo
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| "I
am Bored.com - Japanese Numa Numa" hehhe, i
thought the original numa numa was pretty funny, then that german guy
did the lipsync on his webcam, and that was pretty funny, now these
japanese dudes make it a classic... This will be the next 'All Your
Base....' Sent in by: Sage
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| "Ugoto
- Why Kids are Dumb These Days" need i say
anything?
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| "BBCNews
- Glitch Forces Mars Probe Shut-off" Alright,
as much as i knock NASA about how they run their operations, this 'safemode'
system they have designed (even though its named after Microsofts crippled
operation mode), its pretty cool, I wouldnt think that NASA's probes
would be that complex (shutting down the power thirsty functions, turning
towards the sun, and cutting communications back to earth to a minimum).
its pretty clever when you think about it..
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| "Yahoo
- Some Antique U.S. Gas Station Can't Raise Prices"
heh, yeah its funny seeing our ancient canadian gas stations, pasting
up card board cut outs since they only have 2 digit gas price signs
(XX.X instead of XXX.X) heh, its pretty lowtech...
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| "Battlefield40k.com"
Now this shit looks badass, when i was highschool, a bunch of friends
and myself used to play Warhammer 40k, it was pretty cool, but the whole
buying models, and then painting them, and then the long game setups
was a complete turn off. But this seems like the ultimate solution..
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| "EyeWitnessNews
- Liquid That Poisoned Man's Beer Bottle was Caustic" who...
in their right mind drinks beer that they found in a public park?...
Sent in by: Doom^
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| "Sigmund.biz
- Trashed Cop Car.jpg" *snicker* owned... Sent in by: p0ng
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| "NASA.gov
- Katrina Part 2 Photo Index Coverage Areas" hehe,
if you click on some of the coastline areas, to see the satellite pictures
they're all underwater.. kinda amazing if you think about it.. Sent in by: Leslie
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