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 "BBCNews
- Nintendo Plans One-Handed Joypad" You know,
as much as i've loved nintendo in the past, i think they know that they've
been beaten in the console market, and now they're just trying to be
different to keep people interested in what they have on thier future
roadmap. 
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| "Yahoo
- Hurricane Katrina - Waffle House Sign" It
appears that the Waffle house signs are tougher than their stores...
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| "Ananova
- Autobahn Turned to Sludge" God damn this
has to suck. driving through heavy rains, just to have your car get
stuck in asphault thats turned into a gummy liquid.. That shit is never
comin out..
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| "LiveJournal
- Tattoo's Even Darth Maul Couldn't Love" bhahah!
Yeah, this is why i dont have any tattoo's, cuz i know, that no matter
what i would get, it would look completely gay... Sent in by: InterCityKitty
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| "Big-Boys
- Ipecac.wmv" ok, this may not be for the weak
stomachs out there, infact, this may not be human safe. Apparently if
someone offers you money to drink something that you have no idea what
it is, you should definately turn down the offer... Sent in by: `Nemesis
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| "FaithFirst.com
- Games - Church Builder" and this is why christianity
doesnt sell well to kids.. They have gay ass "games" Sent in by: d13
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| "Hollywood.com
- Robertson Blames Hurricane on Ellen Degeneres"
bhahaah!
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| "MoscowNews
- Russian Man Survives After Cutting Himself in Half with Circular Saw"
Jesus fuck! this dude is lucky.. He should buy himself some lottery
tickets..
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| "ABCNews
- Mice Infected with Bubonic Plague Missing" What
in the fuck?!?! back in the 1600s, millions of europeans died, because
the bubonic plague was transferred from mice to humans... Now 3 mice
have gotten loose in Jersey that have been infected with the plague...
This cant be a good thing..
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| "Excite
- 'Has the Place Blown Up?'" ha! Bush made
a funny..
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| "Yahoo
Movies - Microsoft Faces Off with Napolean Dynamite"
oh god.. Techie movies are always horribly painful... Sent in by: Idolpx
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| "I-Am-Bored
- Porn Star or Pop Star?" booo i suck.. only
350 pts... Sent in by: Blue_Frog
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| "Yahoo
- Bush Takes Responsibility for Blunders" so
whens this bitch gonna get fired? Sent in by: Doom^
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| "Ananova
- Pie in the Face for Clarkson" How on earth
can you hate Jeremy Clarkson?
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| "BBCNews
- Data Dangers Dog Harddrive Sales" Yep. i
noticed this, when my 16 drive scsi raid array tanked last year (i purchased
most of the drives on ebay), i ran some of the hardcore data recovery
tools, and found nearly 400 gigs of data on the drive that wasnt mine..
Most of the data was still readable. I will never sell a drive or any
media that i've used again.
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| "CapeCod
Times - Britney Spears Has a Boy" Oh god..
she breeds....
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| "Flashnews
- 57 Percent of College Girls Want to Sleep with Angelina Jolie"
And i want to help all these girls, aslong as i can watch them sleep
with Angelina Jolie.....
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| "Million
Dollar Homepage" now here is a good marketing
idea.. Sent in by: Usteppin
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| "Globe
and Mail - Botox Aids Infant Drowning in Saliva"
wow. See, this is the kind of innovation i'm talking about.. Take something
that was designed to be used for something completely different, for
saving a childs life..These doctors are geniuses.. Sent in by: Blue_Frog
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| "e46
Fanatics - Gruesome Pics of Lack of Service"
.... This is what happens when you dont change yer oil for 50,000 miles... Sent in by: `Nemesis
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| "Yahoo
- SEGA Partners With Petroglyph to Build Blockbuster RTS Franchise"
oh my god. i think i just came alittle.... Westwood made the RTS gaming
industry what it is today.. They've just slipped behind the times since
Blizzard made starcraft.. But now that the Westwood dudes have started
a new company, i think im gonna be falling back in love with RTS's...
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| "BBCNews
- US Emergenies Chief Steps Down" Thank you
god.. this man was a complete moron..
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| "Ananova
- My Dads Burgling Your House" ghahah! Leave
it to kids to turn in their parents at the drop of a hat. but seriously
though, who brings their children to a B and E theft? I guess the price
of babysitters drove this family to a life of crime...
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| "USP.br
- If I Dig a Very Deep Hole, Where I Go to Stop"
ok, im not sure who wrote the docs on this one, but they're worse then
my english.. anyway it kinda sucks, since if i dig straight through
the earth, apparently i'll end up off the coast of australia in the
middle of the ocean :( I always thought i'd end up in china :\ Sent in by: Sain
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| "Milk
and Cookies - President Bush's Speechalist"
*Snicker* Sent in by: gid
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| "ChannelRegister
- Sony Recalls Millions of PS2 Power Adapters"
oh god.. I'd be concerned about this.. if i actually played my PS2 anymore..
i should sell this piece of crap.. Sent in by: Blue_Frog
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| "MST3K
- Roll Fizzle Beef" i dont get it.. but i've
seen this MST3k episode.. its a riot..
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| "Big-Boys
- 40 yrd Old Can of Beer" oh my christ... i've
seen what happens to old beer.. and this dude learned his lesson the
hardway...
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| "The
Onion - Fuck Everything, We're Doing Five Blades"
*snicker* i think its been like 3 years since i posted a *funny* 'The
Onion' article.. I guess they finally found something funny to write
about.
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| "CBC.ca
- Louisiana Senator - Thank You Canada" heh,
so whats this mean... the US Rescue squads suck? or is it that we canucks
rule? Sent in by: Blue_Frog
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| "eBay
- 1950's Soviet Space Monkey's Flight Pants" awesome! Sent in by: wangzang
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| "Linux
Kungfu.org - Snake Bath" bhaha! Whoever took
this picture, has no respect for babies, and infact, this tempting fate,
cuz that big ass constrictor will gobble that kid up in one bite.. Sent in by: _Spectre_
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| "AkibaLive
- 1.6TB External Harddrive from IO Data" drool.
ok, now dont get me wrong, i love storage.. but i also like having desk
space.. I dont know why companies dont think about how they can use
the 'Desktop Realestate' more effectively.. People have Monitors, speakers,
computer cases, UPS's, keyboards and mice, our desks are just getting
more and more cluttered.. ugh. well either way, this is pretty cool...
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| "Yahoo
- Bush's U.N. Summit Note" *snicker* bush rules...
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| "BBCNews
- Thompson Suicide Note Published" God damnit..
WHERES THE FUCKEN NOTE! i'm tired of reading about articles, about the
publishing of the note...
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| "CraigsList
- 1993 Ford Taurus" ehhe Yep, i've seen some
Cursed cars; and with a name like 'Taurus' its not surprizing.
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| "MaximMag.co.uk
- Everything Sounds Like Coldplay" god damn
i hate modern music.. so much so that i dont even listen to the radio
anymore... Sent in by: Brill
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| "Alertnet
- Canadians Beat U.S. Army to New Orleans Suburb"
bhghahah! "We've Got Canadian Flags Everywhere".. Little do
the americans know... we're actually invading.. heh. Sent in by: Blue_Frog
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| "Project-euh.com
- 404 File Not Found" yet another innovative
404 page.. Sent in by: _Spectre_
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| "DropZone
- Why People Lock Their Doors in Florida" kekeke!
Forget hurricanes, feer the day that aligators can figure out the door
knob...
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| "BBCNews
- Microsoft Aims for Hack-proof 360" Well duh..
But it'll likely be hax0r3d by enthusiast within the first few months
of its release.
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| "Agility
Addicts - Dog Agility Videos" Dog trainers...
I dont think i'll ever understand them.
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| "Batman
- Ualueualueualue" i dont get it...
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| "PageRealm
- TeleCrapper 2000" bhahahha. you must watch
the flash video thingy (click
here) its a riot! If i ever got tagged by Telemarketers i'd
totally rig up a system to do this.. cuz this is hilarious.. Sent in by: Mr. Furious
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| "Yahoo
- No Timetable for US Troop Withdrawal: Talabani"
Yeaaaah... Seriously does anyone know what the enrollment numbers are
for this year into the military in the US? i'd love to see those numbers
compared to the enrollment of 4-5years ago.. I think this may just kill
the US Military... Sent in by: Reverend_Quj
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| "Business
Week - Ukraine's PM Defends Takeover of Factory" Zingers~!
Sounds like the Ukraine is going through some hard times; but its about
time, they've been living in poverty for far too long over there. Sent in by: _Spectre_
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