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 "TheRegister
- Adobe CEO Says Bloated Microsoft Has No Heart"
*snicker* Pot, meet kettle.. Gotta love it when Adobe calls someone
elses software Bloated... i've never seen a more bloated application
then then Acrobat... 
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| "Click2Houston
- Tyra Banks Proves Breasts are Real on TV" this
clearly needs more pictures to *enlarge*
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| "Yahoo
- Faulty Body Armor May Have Endangered Bush" if
only someone would have tested Bush's body armor while he was wearing
it....
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| "CNN
- Researchers Snoop on Keyboard Sounds" hrmm
well yeah i guess this could work as long as you knew how the person
typed.. anyone who uses the standard finger locations would be easy
to sniff, but if you happen to have several "power fingers",
it'd be alot more difficult to sniff..
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"LATimes
- 'Clinton', 'Lewinsky' Brand Condoms Sold in China"
*sold* ? i thought people were forced to wear condoms down there.. Like
every day, every man wakes up, showers, shaves, and puts on a condom
before going to work? But i do like the quote
"The Clinton condom will be the top of our line," he said. "The Lewinsky condom is not quite as good."Sent in by: Reverend_Quj
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| "MediaZine
- Stewies Sexy Party.wmv" Family Guy Rules.. Sent in by: InterCityKitty
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| "CNN
- 'Makeover' Sued Over Woman's Suicide" and
this is why all these makeover shows should be cast into oblivion Sent in by: Servo
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| "Yahoo
- Puppy Swallows 13-Inch Knife... Survives" This
is one hungry ass dog..
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| "BBCNews
- Beauty Therapy For Indian Eunuchs" What in
the funk?!? Why does India have so many Eunuchs?
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| "Tennessean
- Man Taking Driver's Test Crashes Car into Building" *snicker*
How on earth could this guy expect to get his license now...
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| "www.AshtonHacked.com"
hah, better download these before a court order forces these guys to
take them down Sent in by: Maxtype
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| "The
Machomedia Experience" did i post this already?
Either way.. I've gotta goto this hungarian boobie parade.. cuz some
of these bitches are damn fine.. Sent in by: Hee-La
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| "WeatherWars.info"
there are some crazy conspiracy dudes out there.. Sent in by: Wolf-
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| "Prank
Place - Whacky Costumes" heh some of these
are pretty clever..
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| "Compfused
- Emergency Landing" Alright this is kinda
tame, but its still cool
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| "MyWayNews
- Feces Cleanup Lands Teacher in Hot Water"
heh yeah feces can be a hazardous material.. i cant wait before they
stop allowing it on planes :)
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| "USAToday
- Alaska Thanks You" DAMN YOU ALASKA! Sent in by: Reverend_Quj
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| "PawSense
- Cat Proof Your Computer" There is nothing
funnier then sitting on irc, watching someones cat type.. Sent in by: Smash0r
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| "Semen-Electronics.com"
*snicker* Sent in by: Blue_Frog
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| "ABCNews
- Donations Found at La. Officials Home" I
cant wait for the La people to lynch this dude.
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| "CNN
- Airliner Fakes Emergency So Passengers Can Watch Soccer Game"
These pilots deserve to be drawn and quartered; cuz this shit is just
bananas..
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| "Arstechnica
- Nintendo Revolution Specs Revealed?" well
it looks like Nintendo is gonna get rammed by every other console on
CPU speed, but they're trying to make up for it in memory... i dont
think its gonna work.
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| "Wired
- Fraud Sinks Subways' Sub Club" Heh, yeah
this is the same thing that happened at HMV, with thier old "punch
systems", i remember people making fake stamp presses out of Popsickle
sticks, and getting free cd's all over the place.. I wonder how these
old loyalty systems survived so long..
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| "Blennus
- AK47 vs. Armour Plate" hah! before they even
started shooting, i knew this was gonna end badly, im surprized that
the US Has soldiers that are this stupid.. "i want you to put this
apple on your head, as we shoot at it with this m60....." Sent in by: `Nemesis
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| "The
Raw Story - Immigration Memo Intended for Rove, Arrives on Democrats's
Fax" UH OHS! heh, seriously.. how have to republicans
remained in office so long? Sent in by: Reverend_Quj
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| "Paultan
- The Michin Tweel" i remember posting an article
on this a year or so ago, but yeah, this stuff is badass, way better
then our current tire technology.. I would love to be able to climb
stairs in my SUV without worrying about blowing a tire heh.. Sent in by: InterCityKitty
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| eeek!
slept in.. ugh.. gotta run .cre
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| "BBCNews
- Deadly Plague Hits Warcraft World" Now this
sounds cool. Infact, im kinda glad stuff like this can happen in games.
it means that programmers are atleast trying to make digital worlds
like our real world, where shit can happen..
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| "Ill
Will Press - Tech Support II" hehe, shockey
monkey rules.
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| "Ananova
- Nurse Arrested for Beer Festival Porn Movie"
*snicker*
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| "Linux
Kungfu.org - Vietnam Truck" bling bling in
vietnam.. these dude's be rollin' on spinnahs yo~ Sent in by: Smeagol
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| "EdmontonSun
- Hero Wife Took Brunt of Blow" there is a
certain honor, in chasing down the person who nearly killed your wife..
Except if i was this dude, i prolly would have beaten him to death in
the middle of the street. Sent in by: Wolf-
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| "Nintendo
- Official Revolution Controller" i still think
this is a horrible controller.. I think the only *really* good controller
was the PS2 controller.. Even the xbox controller isnt that great. but
yeah. this thing is just far to foreign for me.. Sent in by: ^_ToXiC_^
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| "DiscordGuild.org"
bhahha! this is what happens when World of Warcraft
players get horny....
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| "MyBlogSite
- Black Cannibalism Resurfaces While Katrina Subsides" *Snicker*
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| "Rock,
Paper, Saddam!" ok, this is kinda funny...
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| "BBCNews
- US Plans First Face Transplant" Yeah, remember
that movie directed by John Woo? with Nicholas Cage, and John Travolta?
where one was a cop and the other was the bad guy.. and they went around
shooting each other.. then they had thier faces switched via some experiemental
medical procedure... what was it called? Face... something...
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| "IGN
- Nintendo Revolution Teaser Video" god damnit..
does this play video for anyone else? i'm only getting audio :(... Sent in by: ^_ToXiC_^
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| "Guardian
- The Beauty Products From the Skin of Executed Chinese Prisoners"
SOYLENT GREEN IS MADE OF PEOPLE! PEOPLE!!!! Sent in by: qSparky
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| "Individum
- Harry Potter - Severus Snape Archive" ok,
first, im not gay.. no really i swear.. second, i think these homosexual-fan-fiction
sites are hilarous.. Sent in by: `Nemesis
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| "Ananova
- Artists Erect Giant Pink Bunny on Mountain" the
picture on this article, makes the whole thing worth while..
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| "SoftPedia
- Don't Modify The Xbox, Because You Will Goto Jail"
Durr... well yeah any store front that operates like this, kinda deserves
getting caught, since they operate in plain sight, but i cant see any
of the small operations getting nailed like this...
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| "BBCNews
- Games Watchdog Warns Over Content" wugga
wugga? Since when did game developers have to declare their 'easter
eggs' in thier games?!? doesnt that kinda defeat the purpose of putting
easter eggs in the games in the first place?
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| "CNN
- One Game System to Rule them All" *drool*
xbox 4 life :\
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| "Jacksonville
- Fleming Senior Wears Racist T-Shirt" bhahah!
This kid sucks... i remember going to a party right after work; in the
Jane, Finch area, and i was wearing my 'Angry White Male' T-shirt...
and as i walked home at 3am, i passed a large group of black dudes,
I actually think they got a good laugh at me because of my shirt...
But i think they knew better then to mess with my skinny ass heh.. Sent in by: Blue_Frog
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| "Skoopy
- Ooops! I Crashed Into The Terminal" hehe,
i would love to see the 'black box' on this one.. "OH SHIT I FORGOT
TO PUT ON THE BRAKES!" Sent in by: `Nemesis
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| "Snopes
- Hurricane Katrinia - Worst Disaster" *snicker* Sent in by: Smeagol
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| "IMDB
- Halo (2007)" WILL SOMEONE PLEASE KILL UWE
BOLL!
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| "GP2X.co.uk
- The GP2 Console" Now this is bad ass.. this
little handheld appears to run on 2x Intel 200mhz Strong-arm processors,
this makes them more powerful then the latest Gameboys, and i think
even the PSP, plus these little bad-boys run linux; which means you
can do just about anything on them pretty cool in my books.
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| "eBay
- Help Return My Dignity, Fatal1ty Signed T-Shirt"
Yeh.. this is why you never challenge a professional gamer, in a frag
competition
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| "BBCNews
- Troubled Singer Love, Avoids Jail" *Snicker*
i cant help but remember Pam Anderson's Birthday Roast on comedy.. Where
every time Courtney Love opened her mouth the words "Oh come on..
I've been clean for 18months..." came out. Nothing like being a
strung out liar..
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| "Skoopy.com
- Murals On a Wall In Israel" some of these
are pretty clever.. Sent in by: `Nemesis
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| "H6
- Get in the Game... Get a Player" ha! Yeah
cuz the world *NEEDS* a Super SUV :) Sent in by: JacobW
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| "CNN
- Inventor Denies Dead Cat Fuel Story" I can
just see the pictures accompanying these headlines.. Pictures of some
old crazy german dude, with a hilter mustache, pouring a potato sack
full of kittens into a giant kitten killing machine, attached to this
diesel VW Golf... Sent in by: Blue_Frog
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| "Retro
Crush - Worlds Worst Halloween Costumes" *snicker*
seriously.. a child 'leather guy-villiage people' costume.. What are
these parents trying to tell their kids?
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| "Click2Houston
- More Women Experiment with Bisexuality, Survey Says" and
i couldnt be happier knowing this. and by happier, i mean more erect.
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| "Ananova
- Thief Hid Phone Up Her Bum" *snicker* Yeah
im sure the person would want this back after having it in someone elses
ass. If you wanna steal something from me, and you wanna keep it after
i catch you, hide it in your ass.. I dont think i'd want anything that
had been in someone elses ass..
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| "Moon.Google.com"
didnt i post this before? Zoom in real close... Sent in by: Mr. Furious
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| "Apple
- iPod Nano" you know, as much as i dont like
apple as a company.. They make some mean ass mp3 players... Sent in by: rkuc
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| "SomethingAwful
- Dating Crazy Girls" oh my christ.. i have
hordes of stories like this one, locked away in my brain, that im trying
to forget.. i feel this dudes pain.. but i cant help the laughter... Sent in by: `Nemesis
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