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 "Media.Putfile
- Lord of the Rings Orgy.wmv" *snicker* i just
dont know what to say about this one... 
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| "The
Sun - Brit Sex Tape On the Way?" heh, did i
post this already? Shouldnt celebrities know better than this? After
the Pam and Tommy videos you'd think that they would stop filming crazy
sexual exploits... Anyway. I'm sure that when this does get released,
it will have all those britney lovers saying "OH MY GOD. I CANT
BELIEVE SHE LOOKED LIKE THIS, THEN GOT PREGNANT, AND NOW LOOKS SO HORRIBLE..."
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| "CNN
- Fox Cancels 'The Simple Life'" boooooo!
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| "BBCNews
- Snake Bursts After Gobbling Gator" now this
is just crazy... Sent in by: _Spectre_
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| "Pork
Tornado - 10 Worst Album Covers" i know i've
posted this before. but its still funny Sent in by: Mr.Tim
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| "GlobeandMail
- Grieving Her 11yr-old Daughters Suicide"
Wait for the article about the retribution/reveng when the father gets
out of jail.. Those 'bullies' will pay. Sent in by: IkeTurner
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| "TampaBays10
- Florida Man Foils Own Murder Attempt" heh,
you know you always hear about stuff like this happening, where doing
something simple like pulling the wires on the tail lights alerts the
police to possible wrong doings. But.. in my experiences, it takes alot
more to get the attention of Ontario police... Sent in by: `Nemesis
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| "WebShots
- Erotic Pumpkin Carving" ha! now this owns.
I cant wait to do something like this in the coming weeks :)
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| "Trippy
Country - Puberty Pals.swf" *snicker* now this
is pretty well done :) oh and this may not be worksafe, since it features
cartoon genitals :)
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| "VagaBondReview
- Scouting for Camel Toads.jpg" lol Yeah bitches,
im all about the Camel Toads.
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| "Comics.com
- State of the Union" i hate this comic strip.
i will never be reading it again..
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| "Threadless
T-Shirts - Afternoon Delight" ok, i dont know
why i think this is so funny. Since i hate horses.. and im no fan of
Fantasy.. But theres just something about unicorns humping that make
me giggle..
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| "TheSuspeciousReport
- PBS To Air 'Twentieth Century House' Mini-Series"
oh god.. this is why i've nearly given up on watching TV alltogether.
Clearly PBS is running out of ideas.. Sent in by: DaleM
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| "FoxNews
- David Lee Roth to Succeed Howard Stern" oh
god.. people still listen to howard stern? I remember 3 years ago (or
so) listening to Stern on AM 640 (or whatever he was being broadcast
on in Ontario), i tried so hard to like it.. But his jokes just wernt
funny; i found him more repulsive than anything.. Sent in by: Reverend_Quj
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| "Herald
Sun - I Shot the Big Cat" Damn thats one big
cat.
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| "Joystiq
- Ten Xbox 360 Dev Kits Stolen in Germany"
Oh snap. Nothing like getting caught with a stolen next generation console.
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| "BBCNews
- GameCube Sales Slump Hits Nintendo" Seriously,
Nintendo is so close to bankruptcy its not even funny, They havnt had
a competitive console since the N64, and even then, it only had GoldenEye
and 4 player capability going for it.. Even their GameCube was nothing
more then an N64 with a mini-dvd drive in it; how did they expect to
compete with the PS2 and the Xbox.. The days of the Nintendo giant are
well past..
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| "Globe
and Mail - New Slang, All Crunked-up, Bigged-out" i
hate modern culture. Sent in by: [Omega]
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| "Discovery
- Scientists Revive Deadly 1918 Flu Virus"
yeah, this seems like a good idea... Sent in by: Blue_Frog
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| "Skoopy
- Busted, Checkin the Boobs" hehe, i love getting
caught lookin a some chicks fine titties.. It makes me feel like a little
boy (more so than normal). Plus, its often a great segway into talking
to a girl "So, i couldnt help but get caught staring at your tits...." Sent in by: `Nemesis
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|
| "BBCNews
- Boy George on US Cocaine Charge" Heh theres
a big surprize... Boy George likes his blow..
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| "Yahoo
- Girl 9 Pleads Guilty to Stabbing Friend" Ok,
this is tragic and stuff, but im waiting for the parents to come out
and say "OH SHE LEARNED HOW TO KILL FROM VIDEO GAMES!"...
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| "Taser.com
- Man Being Tazered.wmv" This shouldnt be funny..
but it is...
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| "i-hacked
- Beer Can Padlock Shim" I Have yet to try
this.. but it looks like it'd work.. heh...10$ padlocks defeated by
a $0.05 beer can...
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| "UberGizmo
- LCD Screen / HeadLights - Screen Lights" Yeah..
i can see this sorta thing would be useful... </sarcasm> Sent in by: Dromio
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| "CNN
- Bible Group Spreads Word by SMS" just reading
this, is giving me a headache... Sent in by: Blue_Frog
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| "Virtue
Online - Bishop Backs Panty Parties to Spread Church Message"
oh my.. this has to be a joke... its like a tupperwear party.. only
with christians.. and erotic underwear... Sent in by: Reverend_Quj
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|
"ABCnews
- Fedex Plane Crashes in Downtown Winnipeg"
*snicker* take a read at the fine print on this one...
"A small aircraft carrying cargo for FedEx Corp. — including six vials of research viruses — crashed in downtown Winnipeg on Thursday, killing its pilot, the only person on board, but sparing injury on the ground."
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| "Yahoo
- Venezuela Shutters Local US Businesses" *snicker*
Oh god, im gaining such respect for Mr. Chavez.. No one has pushed around
US Corporations like this.
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| "Wearable
LED Display" just the thought of an LED Display
dress is giving me a boner..
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| "Ananova
- Robotic Fish Unveiled" Ok, i demand to know
how much these things cost.. and where i can buy a dozen of these..
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| "Google
Video - WRX Converted to RWD and Crashed" heh,
this dude sucks... Sent in by: `Nemesis
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| "BusinessDay
- US Delays Clash With Saudi Over Religion" owned... Sent in by: doom^
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| "IrishEyes
- Build Your Own Stun Gun" yeah, i remember
back in sailing school (yeah, i went to sailing school when i was younger),
we used to take those little disposable camera's apart, and turn the
flash assemblies into taser, and then zap each other when we'd be sailing..
Man that was dangerous.. but hilarious Sent in by: Wolf-
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|
| "eBay
- Britney Spears Charity Jewel Encrusted Bra" *snudder*
she's so gross
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| "BBCNews
- Halo Movie Recruits Peter Jackson" Will someone
please stop Uwe Boll.... Even though they may have a good script writer,
chances are, that Uwe will demand a re-write with more sex scenes, cuz
we all know there was tons of sex in Halo.
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| "Ill
Will Press - Voodoo" foamy should just leave
all his gay ass squirrel friends out of his comics, cuz these squirrels
suck...
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| "Ananova
- Orgy May Result in Charges" Ha! Apparently
if you pay entry to a sex party, and you have sex there.. Its considered
Prostitution or Pimping in Norway..
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| "NASIOC
- Bugatti Veyron 16.4 Gets Delivered to CA"
hehe, I cant wait to hear how many replacement transmissions Bugatti
has to make just to keep this one car on the road.. Sent in by: `Nemesis
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| "Video.Google.com
- Rukker 2" ok, first, this may not be work
safe. and the text in the chat window is unreadable, its pretty boring
until the last like 10-15secs, so yeah, dont get your hopes up :) Sent in by: Doom^
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| "TheRegister
- Sony Loses Aussie PlayStation Mod Chip Case" this
is a lesson to everyone, Never take an aussie to court in their own
country.. They're all criminals to begin with.. and you cant beat a
criminal at thier own game... heh Sent in by: Blue_Frog
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| Sorry
for the short update, slept in again.. god damnit.. anyway.. gotta run .cre
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| "CNN
- Government: Effect of Greenhouse Gases Rising"
UH OHS!
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| "Compfused
- Boobgrab.jpg" this one never gets old..
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| "TimeAsia
- Worlds Oldest Family Firm" just imagine what
it would be like to be a boy in this family, who just wants to be a
dentist or a doctor... "No son, you must be a tradesperson... Forget
being an astronaught..."
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| "JSOnline
- Obscenity, Censorship Debated" seriously.
whats it with parents nowadays? Every kid i meet, who's around 16-20,
has never worked a hard day in their lives.. So when they actually have
to get a job, (and they lose their rose-rimmed-glasses) they realize
that the world isnt full of lolly-pops and teddybears; and they quit.
Then their parents tell them about how its not their fault, and that
the world just isnt ready for them.. etc. etc.. All that does it turn
a generation of children into complete pussies.. I'm serious.. I dont
have kids.. but when i do, oh man, they're gonna be shit kickers. Every
morning i will wake them up by spraying vinegar into their eyes, i will
train them late into the night with long runs, or physical labour..
My children will beat the crap out of your children.. Sent in by: Reverend_Quj
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| "GamePressure
- Videogame Commercials - Pole Position" Rofl!
oh god.. this commercial rules.. Either, they never played this one
in canada, or i have blocked this period of time out of my memory, cuz
i'm sure i'd remeber this... Sent in by: Usteppin
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| "eWeek
- Sun, Google Form Alliance" Get ready for
the GoogleOS... Sent in by: _Spectre_
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