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| "Ananova
- Cat Ran Off With Severed Toe" This is just
another reason, NOT to be a cat owner.. They'll steal your severed limbs
when they're accidently dismembered.... Seriously, i bet 'mans best
friend' wouldnt steal yer toes..
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| "CompFused
- Burned Feet" ok, this is gross
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| "CNN
- U.S. Drops Nuclear Bunker-Buster Plans" hrmm.
when you think about it, a nuclear detonation underground would actually
be the safest detonation type there is.. But there wouldnt still be
TONS of radiactive debris; if there was any underwater streams or rivers
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| "Gamers-themovie.com
- I Love Dick.wmv" *snicker* Sent in by: Smash0r
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| "ABCNews
- Special Forces Commander Transitions from Man to Woman"
Jesus, this is one ugly dude... I dont think you can make a hot chick
from an ugly dude... Sent in by: Wolf-
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| "Big-Boys
- Bad Dive" k this is not for the weak at heart..
its a rough break.. Yeh this has to suck Sent in by: `Nemesis
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| "BBCNews
- 50 Cent Gun Posters, to Come Down" Gee..
Maybe they should have made the MOVIE with less gun violence.. When
i saw the trailer there was copious amount of 'Gangstah style' gun play,
and clearly they were promoting Gangsterism.. Seriously, what are these
movies trying to tell young black children? That its ok to drive around
with semi automatic weapons and shoot other people? Maybe people should
stop blaming video games for violent children, and start blaming shitty
movies like this new 50 Cent flick..
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| "Ananova
- Lads' Mag Rapped Over Boob Offer" What an
awesome idea.. I wonder if i could participate in this contest.. My
girlies boobs are awesome, but im sure that an $8000 could make them
beyond perfect.
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| "ABCNews
- Hanging Mistaken for Halloween Decoration"
Oh man.. this is hilarious.. But it shouldnt be...
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| "The
Australian - Saddam: This Court Is Not Fit to Judge Me" you've
got to admire saddam.. He's got balls..
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| "S2KI
- Holdens Gangsta Mobile" dear lord.. this
is hot.. Sent in by: Usteppin
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| "PCMag
- Researcher Develops World's Smallest Car"
Hrmm. now this may not seem to whacked, but think about this as one
of the first few promising leads to a nanite future.. Sent in by: Kayvan
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| "Skoopy
- Busted Upskirt" *Snicker* owned.. Sent in by: `Nemesis
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| "PetMeats.com"
What in the funk?~??~!?
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| "CNN
- Times' Miller Pushes Federal Shield Law"
All these fuckers should be tried of Treason; crimes against the state..
How is the President allowing this to go on... If someone in my cabinet
lied, and then lied when they were asked about lying (under oath), i'd
cut their throat...
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| "Yahoo
- Star Trek Actor George Takei Comes Out" Durr...
I'm not sure what to say about this.. except that he always seemed a
little 'fruity' while on star trek.. but either way.. it doesnt really
matter..
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| "Putfile
- Crazy Lady" holy crap, this bitch is nuts.. Sent in by: IkeTurner
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| "LibertyPost
- Squirrels Go Nuts on Crack" *snicker* did
i post this already? But seriously.. a squirrel addicted to crack..
can you imagine anything funnier? Hell, someone should base a cartoon
on this premise.. Kinda like Speedy Gonzales, only with Crack and a
Squirrel.. It's marketing genius.. Sent in by: Wolf-
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| "NewLaunches
- Sony's Line of Ipod Killers" these are pretty
leet, but i doubt it will put Apple out of business :( Sent in by: Servo
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| "Skoopy
- Slappy Dancers" i dont get it... Sent in by: Reverend_Quj
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| "eBaumsWorld
- Caught Taping Girlfriend" bhaha! This dude
got owned... Most girls will let you tape them, aslong as you ask first
(and yer not a complete jerk about it)
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| "Canada.com
- $54.3M Ticket Sold in Alberta" god damnit.
Like theres anything to buy in Alberta.... Its all wheat and cows over
there.. What a complete waste of 50million bucks..
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| "Washington
Post - Maverick N.Va Judge Tosses Out DWI Cases That Presume Guilt"
You know. after reading this article, i think i'm feelin what this judge
is trying to do. Originally i was like "Oh this mofo is crazy!"
but i think this guy is actually trying to do the right thing.. Its
not often that you see a person in power do what *they* think is right
for someone else...
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| "Cresta-Awards
- Playboy Poster" this is ingenius... also,
this may not be work safe, if you have lots of people always looking
at your screen...
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| "Sexy
Sadie's Spandex Sensations" oh my dear lord..
the pain.. i think i need to wash my eyes, cuz i feel that dirty feeling
that just wont come off with a shower... Sent in by: TomK
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| "Google
Video - Mega_Tryuk" durr, this dude with the
rubbery skin is creepin' me out.. Sent in by: `FluKe
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| "eBay
- Natalie Portman High School Year Book" oh
yeah, i can see it now... all the starwars monkeys out there, beating
it to these Natalie Portman highschool photos... Those fuckers are sick! Sent in by: Servo
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| Yikes!
sorry for the short update.. got up late :( man this cold weather is
just making me wanna stay in bed ugh.. .cre
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| "FT
News - Cheney Cabal Hijacked US Foreign Policy"
Dear lord.. what is happening to the US.. Once the only super power..
Now what are they?
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| "Liquid
Generation - How to Carve a Pumpkin" Ok, turn
yer speakers down a little if yer gonna watch this at work, just so
you can fool yer workmates :)
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| "SFGate
- Texas Court Issues Warrant for DeLay" ho
ho hoho
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| "The
GURU - Sex-o-meter" booo! i got all the way
to the end of this 'test' and when i hit 'calculate' it gave me a 404
not found.. this website is a complete failure.. Sent in by: Wolf-
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| "b3ta
- The Spider Man Stunt" bhaha, why have i never
heard of this 'spiderman' thing before??? Sent in by: _Spectre_
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| "Ueba
- Motorcycle Accident while on Parade" ok,
i dont speak .br but the pictures pretty much tell the whole story..
and this is exactly why i dont want a motorbike.. Sent in by: `Nemesis
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| "PutFile
- WoW is a Felling" oh my god.. this is the
gayest thing i've ever seen... This is why i shun WoW...
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| "Yahoo
- Lost Numbers, Lose Millions" Some people
will try anything to win the lottery...
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| "Planet
Vids.com - Kungfu Fight Over a Can of Pepsi.wmv"
heh, yeah im lame... i think this is funny...
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| "The
News Tribune - When a Bonus Isn't a Bonus"
Oh my.. This is quite the slap in the face to the US. Soldiers who are
desperately trying to serve their country.
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| "Funny-Pictures
- In an Airplane" is this what passes for modern
humor?? Sent in by: RomanianMyth
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| "Wimp
- Britney's T-Shirt" Yeah, too bad that these
boobs will be hanging around her waist now that she's spit out a kid...
God damn she's gross Sent in by: `Nemesis
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| "PinoyStyle
- Secret Celeb Exposed" hehe, i just sent this
to every pervert on my msn list..i think i tricked like 90% of them,
awesome. Sent in by: Reverend_Quj
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| "Foxnews
- Vulgar Vegetation" bhahah, this dude rules
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| "NewScientist
- Out-of-This World Sex Could Jeopardise Missions" pfft.
30 months? i can convince a girl that she's the only one for me for
that period of time... Clearly these NASA guys dont like punishment
enough if they're not willing to lie to a girl for 30months.... But
yeah, its about time that NASA gets with the time and acknowledges sex
in space. ZERO-G MONEY SHOTS OUT LOUD!
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| "Penny
Arcade - I'm Not Entirely Sure He Knows What That is"
hehe PA Rules...
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| "Power
Labs - Subaru 2.5RS to WRX Swap" *drool*
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| "NewsDay
- Pirro Hits Up Clinton for Money to Battle Clinton" *snicker*
some people just have no clue at all... Sent in by: Reverend_Quj
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| "StunkCook
- Flexible Girl" yes.... there is something
so creepy about this... but i just cant put my finger on it.. But im
sure some guy out there is very lucky; since this girl could fold like
a pack of cards, and that could be fun in the bedroom.. Sent in by: g0une
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| "CNN
- Somali 'Black Hawk Down' Suspect Arrested" its
about god damn time someone catches one of these bastards... Sent in by: b00
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| "RecordOnline
- Wife Attack Hubby With Chainsaw" wait for
the followup article blaming this attack on video games.... wait for
it... wait for it....
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| "KUTV
- Man Falls to His Death, Trying to Save His Puppy"
Dumbest guy ever.. You'd think that when you hear rushing water, you'd
stop running towards oblivion..
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| "CNN
- Navy Sued For Sonar Blasting Whales" yeah,
see this is the problem with the Military, they dont do their research
on what affect something has to the environment its used in... its like
the Depleted Uranium Bullets and rounds in Iraq.. they are still radioactive,
and kids like to collect cool stuff like bullets, so before you know
it.. all the kids who like guns will have collected all the spent rounds
and catridges, and by the time they're 20 they'll be complete impotent...
Hrmm maybe thats the point.....
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| "Jottings
- 100 Oldest Dot Com Domains" wow, i'm surprized
to see IBM and SUN so far down the list, i thought they would have been
on that like white on rice..
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| "Stuff.co.nz
- Kiwi Accused Out on Bail in Rabbit Sex Case"
Followup: Jesus fuck.. whats wrong with these people? Sent in by: InterCityKitty
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| "Little
Midgets - Roshambo.wmv" i hope these two are
incapable of reproducing after this... Sent in by: `Nemesis
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| "CraigsList
- Calling Mr. Right" mmmmm thats one spicy
meatball... *shudder* Sent in by: Iscariot
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| "Ill
Will Press - Halloween Hoopla" hehe, although
i havnt noticed the pussification of Halloween; but it doesnt surprize
me. Seriously the pussification of our youth will only hurt the next
generation..
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| "BBCNews
- Saddam Trial Lawyer is Found Dead" Yeah,
why does this not surprize me. Frankly i'm surprized to hear that it
was a defending lawyer that got killed, and not a prosecuting attourny;
i thought that all the prosecutors would have been hunted by Saddams
old militant friends.. well i guess it cant hurt for all the angry people
over there to keep killing his lawyers.
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| "Ananova
- Fat People Told to Move on Plane" *snicker*
i sense a lawsuit.
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| "Gizmag
- Nissan to Unveil the GT-R Prototype" I dont
know how i feel about the headlight styling, but if its gonna be a Skyline,
its gonna rock the house.
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| "Wimp.com
- Dead Prank" ghah, comedy gold.. Sent in by: `Nemesis
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| "Pumpkin
Gutter.com" God damn, some of these are really
well done.. im amazed.. Sent in by: InterCityKitty
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| "Big-Boys
- Offshore Oil Drilling.wmv" hehe, k, this
may not be work safe, as it does feature 2 naked people boning in the
middle of the ocean.. But its grainy enough that you cant even make
out a boob.. But yeah, I'm surprized this guy could keep humping after
he noticed that he was being watched :) Sent in by: maxtype
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| "CraigsList
- Bukkake Party Oct 22nd, NOT FAKE" *snicker*
if yer in CT, get in while the getting gross...
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| "The
Smoking Gun - U.S. Military Interpreter Charged as Fraud"
You know.. When i've tried to get work for the US Military, they did
a full background check on me, and still asked if i had any DOD Levels
or Certs. How did this monkey get through those security scans....
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| "Funny-Pictures
- Puking Maria" i dont get it... but its pretty
funny..
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| "CNN
- Top Magazine Covers of the Last 40 Years" ewww
yoko...
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| "Big-Boys
- Asswhoop.wmv" damn this dude got roxd. Sent in by: `Nemesis
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| "BBCNEws
- Babies for Sale, on Chinese eBay" i wonder
if they have any brown ones for sale... Sent in by: C.C.
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| "Google
Sight Seeing - Face of Jesus Found in Sand Dune" OH
MY GOD... HE'S COMING... REPENT YOUR SINS WHILE YOU CAN.. oh wait...
he's made of sand... Sent in by: Reverend_Quj
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