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November 7th
"NBC4 - Police: Burrito Sparks 7-Eleven Fight" These pit-bull owners must hate their dogs.. They must know that as soon as their dog bites someone, that the dog will have to be put down... People who do stupipd shit like this should be charged with animal cruelty for training their dogs to be aggressive.

"The Pittsburgh Channel - Scorned Lover, Glue and a Naked Man" if a girl would have done this to me, i think i would have killed her.. and i think if i would have been taken to court, it would have been justifiable self defence..

"Microsoft - Singularity OS" Hrmm.. Microsoft trying to develop a rock solid OS?.. interesting....

"Ananova - Designer Creates Wall of Breasts" Now this is a great idea.. Cuz damned if i know my gf's bra size; and its awfully embarassing for the sales people at naughty shops, when you have to compare their small titties to your gf's massive hoots..

"Atari.com - Matrix, The Path of Neo" uhm, why bother making a movie, if someone is just going to make a game and copy every scene in the movies...
Sent in by: Sain
"IZpitera.ru - Tetka.swf" heh, k i know i've posted this before, but it was awhile ago, but seriously, ragdoll physics can be extremely entertaining when yer bored at work..
Sent in by: HellRazor
"Video.google.com - Rammstein - Buck Dich" these germans are fucken crazy yo.
Sent in by: Iscariot
 
November 6th
"ABCNews - Grandpa is Sued Over Grandson's Downloads" Wait... let me understand this... this kid Downloaded 4 movies, and he's being sued for $600k; but the family already owned 3 of the movies on DVD.... So pirating 1 video == $600k lawsuit? can someone explain that to me?

"Blue Ball Machine" I've been watching this thing for like 10mins, to see where these Blue Ball start from, and i cant figure out it.. Its prolly one of these gay looping thingy-ma-jigs..

"Ill Will Press - Lewd Lingerie" *snicker* Yeah, its gotta suck being a security guard at a naughty shop heh..

"Aftenposten - Carnivorous Lizard In Toilet" I just dont know what to say about this.....

"Yahoo - Rome Bans Goldfish Bowls, Seen as Cruel" *snicker* Fish dont have feelings........
Sent in by: h8red
"WarCry - New Gamers-TheMovie Clips" oh my dear lord. This looks hilarious. Either, this movie is going to be one of the funniest movies ever made, or all these clips are of the *only* funny parts in the whole movie, and the rest of it, is simply filler..
Sent in by: Chris
"Video.Google.com - The Kids of Widney High - Pretty Girls" this is so amazing, that i'm speechless...
Sent in by: Iscariot
 
November 5th
"G35driver - Revenge on an M3" dear god.. this is why you never sleep with a girl who's got a crazy ex-husband/boyfriend.... cuz those mofo's have no respect for a nice automobile..

"Diver.net - Squidly" jesus, I'm gaining more and more respect for Squids as i learn more about them.. These fuckers are some mean pricks. just look at some of these pictures... bad ass yo...

"KladBlog - Gross Titties" ok, i recommend that NO ONE goes to this site, its full of gross tits, like not, small or saggy tits, but some of the grossest nipple action i've ever seen.. infact, after writing this, im wondering why im bothering to post it... this sorta thing should be removed from the intarweb..

"GlobeTechnology - The Truth About Cats and Blogs" *Snicker* i always wondered why people did this.. Its almost like they have way too much time on their hands, and no hobbies, but then again, i guess the same thing can be said about me, and this website :) cept, mines not about cats...
Sent in by: Blue_Frog
"Delaware Online - Woman Hanged From Tree" didnt i post this already?
Sent in by: Wolf-
"Big-Boys.com - Jenga Move" this guy is some kinda Jenga God...
Sent in by: Sain
 
November 4th
"BBCNews - Alert After Indonesia Beheadings" jesus fuck, whats wrong with these indonesians? Attacking and severing the heads of young girls is not something that should be treated as a hobby.. You sick bastards...

"Planet Vids - Bill Gates Runs into a Camera" this should be titled "Camera Man Runs into Bill Gates"

"ABCNews - Zero-Energy Homes Becoming More Popular" Yeah, this sounds pretty leet. When i buy my next place, its gonna be all about the 0 Energy whiznitz..

"Stupid Videos - Taco John Commercial" Welp, this commercial has struck the nerve.. i want mexican food.. and all it took was a monkey riding a dog delivering burritos to people.. These guys must be millionaires, and its all due to their clever marketing guys..

"FileCabi.net - Britains Dumbest Criminal" hehe, i think i've seen this before on TV, but it never gets old..
Sent in by: Usteppin
"SFGate - Teen Held in Bizarre Slaying" alright, i know this isnt supposed to be funny. but i like the picture timeline of yearbook pictures they've got of this kid.. He goes from normal kid, to a hardcore eyelining goth. Someone should have beaten this kid up when they had the chance...
Sent in by: Veinen
"CBC.ca - Munch Museum Offers Art Theft Board Game for Sale" Followup: Well, when you cant beat'em.. Join'em..
Sent in by: Blue_Frog
 
November 3rd
"Excite - Iranian Kills Woman When She Proposes" bhah, nothing like asking a man to marry you, and then he kills you, wraps you up in sheets and steals your jewlry.. These Iranians sure know how to treat the ladies..

"Canada.com - Monster Truck Leads RCMP on Chase" hehe, this is every kids dream... being in a Monster truck, crashing into cop cars

"BBCNews - Warcraft Game Maker in Spying Row" Hohohoho! Wow, now this is pretty harsh. Sure fairness in gaming is pretty important, but this 'sniffing' of application information is going kinda overboard; If i played WoW, i'd stop now.

"Video.Google - Two Chinese Students" bhah, this is so bad, its funny.. But my question, is how could the guy in the back playing Halflife let this go on in his room? cuz i certainly wouldnt let this happen in my room..
Sent in by: Mr. Furious
"The Dead Letter Office - The Hilarious House of Frightenstien Back on TV in 2006" OMG YES YES YES! Frightenstien for President!
Sent in by: Carny
"CNN - Seal Bites Off Woman's Nose During Rescue Bid" Seriously, if i was a Female Seal, and i found a sweet-warm-ass rock to lay on for days, and some stupid old white bitch came up to me and tried to throw my ass back in the ocean, you can bet that i'd be all about biting her face...Some people just have to learn..
Sent in by: C.C.
 
November 2nd
Alright, so i went out with a few buddy's the other night, from my old job at IBM.. We got so tanked; that one of us got arrested for being drunk in public.. anyway, so i had to work the next morning, and we were out until like 3am. So i woke up the next morning in some pretty rough shape. My head was pounding, my mouth was dry, and i was covered in the drunken sweat film.. it was pretty nasty. so i thought "well, i can go throw up, and feel a little better, or i can go into work and try to avoid doing anywork.". i decided that puking was a good idea (i dunno why i thought this). So i went to my washroom, and commenced puking, But.. while my stomach was expelling all the nastiness it had, i felt a mild coughing fit coming on.. I knew this was gonna suck... So as i was throwing up, i coughed... Not just a regular *cough* but a huge stomache muscle hurting *COUGH*, and puke shot out of my mouth like buckshot. It was the funniest thing i've ever seen my body do.. And the best part was... it kinda tickled...
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"CNN - Naked Janet Jackson Video on Web" why on earth would anyone want to see Janet Jackson naked? she's horrid. dont get me wrong, i like girls, and naked ones i like more.. But JJackson isnt really a girl in my mind.. She's more of a creature, something that should be in a small cage in a big zoo. Infact, since we're putting people in cages now, i think the whole Jackson family should be locked up.. Thats the sinkhole of genetics right there.

"Yahoo - Pumpkin Pandemonium" heh, polar bears are so kewl

"CapeCodOnline - CIA Case Puts Focus on Cheney" There is something foul in the US Goverment; its name is Cheney.. How on earth are these people still in power? Honestly, who elected Bush into office? i demand names...

"Big-Boy.com - Drunk Girls at uConn" bhahaha, this is so sad..
Sent in by: `Nemesis
"UpperDeck Entertainment - World of Warcraft Card Game" oh god. blizzard is trying to cash in *again* on the gaming public. also see here..
Sent in by: Blue_Frog
"ChavScum.co.uk - Chav or Not" *Snicker* theres some comedy gold in here..
Sent in by: Smeagol
 
November 1st
"ABCNews - "Dumb and Dumber" Rob a Bank" uuh Yeah, these dudes must have been high or something. cuz no one can possibly be this dumb.

"VGCats - Nookie" heh, I dunno why i found this one to be so funny.....

"Essex.ac.uk - Robotic Fish Video" Followup: k these things are super cool. i must own one..

"Ananova - Naked Woman Drops Through Ceiling" *snicker* i think i've seen a porno that starts like this.. And funny enough, i think it was russian pron..

"Big-Boys - Romanian School Girl Fight" damn one of these Romanian girls sure can throw some haymakers...
Sent in by: `Nemesis
"Things in Rubbers.com" k, i've seen some of these before.. But this begs the question "why?" heh, but it is pretty amazing that condoms can stretch so much that you can fit a full size eggplant in them.. These things must be 'Magnums' or something, cuz even i've had condoms bust on me, and as much as i'd like to pretend that im as big as an eggplant.. thats just not true...
Sent in by: PeteS
"MensHealth - 1.7 Million Potential US Deaths" Yeah.. if you werent scared of biological attacks, you'll likely be after reading this article..
Sent in by: Wolf-