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 "CNN
- Ford Recalls More Than 225,000 Cars for Fire Risk"
bad news for anyone who owns a big Ford sedan.. 
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| "Yahoo
- N.Y. To Lose $125 Million in 9/11 Aid" First
off, whats with the US Goverment pulling all the "promised funding"
to their civil workers and military staff? first it was the '$15,000
bonus' for all enlisted military staff if they sign on for another 6month
active duty agreement, and now its all the 9/11 Fireman/police aid;
Seriously, maybe Bush should stop spending 81 million a day (or whatever
its costing them now to run the war in iraq), and get those troops home
to their families.. this shit is rediculous.
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| "Ananova
- Girl Sold Camcorder with Mom's Sex Film Inside"
*snicker* this is why you dont let home made porno sit around in the
camera; you should always lock those tapes up..
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| "News.com.au
- Woman Dies After Ants Eat Her Eye" Followup:
once again, medical expertise in India flexes..
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| "Break
- Woman Cop" heh i think i've posted this before..
Sent in by: qSparky
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| "Opera
- Plant Artwork" now this is some cool ass
shit. Sent in by: Blue_Frog
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| "Next-Gen.biz
- Atari Facing Lawsuit by RollerCoaster Creator"
wow, atari's really falling from grace.. Sent in by: Usteppin
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| "News
Miner - Bridge Plans Sunk" its amazing how
much tax payer money goes to Alaska, when was the last time that your
state saw nearly $500million in their transportation budget?
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| "Ill
Will Press - Bra Bashing" heh, cleavage rules.
and thongs rule.
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| "Reuters
- Ants Eat Away Woman's Eye in Hospital" Holy
shitballs, talk about a horrible hospital.. Mental note: Dont ever goto
India for Surgery, you'll get eaten up by hoardes of feral cats and
ants..
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| "CNN
- Bond's Aston Martin DB5 to be Auctioned" if
someone wants to buy me a DB5, i'd be completely cool with that.
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| "Break.com
- Jimmy Kimmel - Monster Mash" this is horrible..
Mike Tyson is clearly talentless.. Sent in by: Usteppin
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| "eBay.co.uk
- Retro-Renault General Lee Project" oh my
god. i've never seen a bigger insult to Ma'Mopar before. I simply do
not know what to say.. Sent in by: TomK
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| "SomethingAwful
- Honest Game Titles" Heh, ok, this is somethingfunny;
which is unusual for somethingawful.. Sent in by: Kayvan
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| "Video.Google
- Bank Robber Crash" and this is why when you
rob a bank, without a get-away vehicle, the vehicle you want the least,
is a motorcycle... Cuz yer ass is cookie-dough in one of those when
yer trying to get away from the cops..
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| "ImageShack
- I Love Linux.jpg" *snicker*, im just not
quite sure what to say...
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| "CTV.ca
- 12M Canadians Struggle with Basic Literacy"
and i think they all work for the same company i do... Sent in by: Kayvan
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| "WorldNetDaily
- Analyst Says Wilson 'Outed' Wife in 2002" havnt
we all had enough of this CIA leak crap? Seriously the US Government
is just looking for a scape-goat now, they've got no choice.. Sent in by: Wolf-
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| "Skop.com
- I Know Where Bruce Lee Lives, Remixer" this
is the greatest remixer ever. I'm gonna be playing with this at work
(once i can find some speakers heh). Sent in by: _Spectre_
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| "Houston
Performance Driving - Hennessey Venom 1000" god
damn thats one hot car.. Sent in by: Usteppin
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| "CBSNews
- Search for Escaped Inmate Goes Nationwide"
Holy crap, how could this happen.. his escape is more elaborate then
the escape planned on the TV show 'Prison Break'. Seriously, take a
read down at the bottom, the number of variables that had to fall into
place was huge, but again, i guess this proves, thats its not difficult
to escape a US prison when on death row..
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| "Video.Google
- Groove Coverage, Moonlight Shadow" i dont
get it..
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| "i-Mockery
- Sexual Moments in Video Game History" heh,
MAD TIGER BALLS. some of these are actually pretty funny. and if you
can only check out one page, make sure its PAGE
10. Sent in by: Smeagol
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| "Anticon
- Anti-con SweatShirt" oh my god, this thing
rules so much, I would die if i bought one of these things, cuz i'd
have to start 'mexican wrestler day' at the office.. Sent in by: Tristan
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| "RoadSideAmerica
- Museum of Menstruation" Durr... there are
some creepy dudes out there.. I dont know if i would ever visit a "museum"
that was in some old sick guys basement... That just seems to 'Hannibal
Lector' for my liking.. Sent in by: C.C.
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| "GodDammo.com"
*snicker* now this is a great american idea.. Sent in by: Blue_Frog
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| "eBay
- Talking Bobblehead Nodder Trading Spouses GOD WARRIOR" i
dont get it..
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| "BBCNews
- Police Puzzled by Mysterious Man" Wow, looks
like all these new homeland security checks and forms are actually doing
some good. But seriously, how can someone pretend to be someone else
for 23years without going insane?
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| "Ananova
- Swiss Town Bans Alien Monster" What?!? HR
Gigers home town is banning his wonderous creation? I wonder if they'll
eBay the statue? Cuz i'd love to have that mucus dripping badass in
my living room..
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| "Print.Google.com"
heh full text book searching, Google is going all out
to be the one stop shop for intarweb searching.. Sent in by: Blue_Frog
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| "Break.com
- i Quit.wmv" heh, i gotta do something like
this when i quit my next job. Sent in by: qSparky
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| "NewYork
Daily - No Chicken Little - Kids See Suicide"
oh come on, this isnt nearly as bad as that Timone and Pumba movie screening
(a couple years ago) that had like 4mins of hardcore porn in the beginning
instead of the happy cartoon comedy. Sent in by: Usteppin
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| "Video.Google
- Street Fighter Diago" i dont get it.. these
guys must be really gay for street fighter to react like this.. Sent in by: Sain
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| "RoboCopArchive
- ED 209 in Lego" This is genius.. I'm gonna
have to steal my lego back from my infant nephews, and build one of
these..
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| "Ananova
- Big Buzz Over iPod Sex Toy" Jesus... why
didnt i think of this first? its a killer idea.. and im sure that these
guys who came up with it, will be millionaires by the new year... bastards..
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| "ProgressiveBoink.com
- Rating the Lesbians" bhahaha, now this is
hilarious.
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| "Video.Google
- Dry Cleaner Fetish" this is strangely erotic,
yet disturbing...
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| "The
Kids of Widney High" Followup: Remember that
'Pretty Girls' Video i posted a few weeks ago? These guys rule.. Sent in by: ^_ToXiC_^
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| "BreitBart
- Cruise Ship Uses Sonic Weapons" Why didnt
they simply develop a machine that broadcasts the brown note? i think
that would have been way funnier.. Sent in by: Doom^
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| "Sympatico
- Australian Dairy Farmer Says Single Lightning Bolt Killed 68 Cows"
Mother Nature is nothing to screw around with.. I recall
grabbing an aluminum boat, and trying to pull it from a small lake when
a storm was coming, and then off in the distance, a lightening bolt
struck the lake, and my ass got a rather unpleasant shock.. Sent in by: Usteppin
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| "CompFused
- Mortal Combat Board Meeting" ok, this is
pretty lame.. It could have been so much cooler.. But clearly their
marketing staff sucks..
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| "Sci-tech-today
- Giant Ape, 1,200 Pounds, 10Ft Tall, Lived Alongside Humans"
I hate it when anthropologists do this.. they find a tooth, and all
of a sudden proclaim that its from some lost species of super ape, when
in actuality they dont really know what its from.
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| "ABCNews
- 1,400-Pound Meteorite Found in Kansas" OooooooOOo
space rocks
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| "PutFile
- Bill Doom Titles 74" What What!?? Bill Gates
doing some sort of PR for Windows95 in Doom?!?!? DirectX for life.
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| "Washington
Post - The FBI's Secret Scrutiny" Domestic
Surveilance out loud, seriously i'm waiting for Bush to Burn the Reichstag
to fortify his fascist state.. If i lived in america, i'd be pretty
pissed.. Sent in by: Reverend_Quj
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| "State.id.us
- House Concurrent Resolution No. 29 - Napolean Dynomite"
oh god. this has to be the lamest attempt at being cool, i've ever seen..
also see
here.. Sent in by: Mr.Furious
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| "Spiked
Humor - Explain This One to The Boss" i'm sure
i've posted this before... but it never gets old.. Sent in by: AgR|Ppa
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