|
|
|
 "CapeCod
Times - Boy Testifies About Foster Home With Cages"
what in the fuck is wrong with Ohio? Don't get me wrong, I understand
that some kids need to be punished, and I'm still a fan of parental
punishment.. Hell my dad used to kick my ass when I screwed up as a
kid.. but you know what, that made me tough.. Tough enough to live without
needing handouts.. but these 'kennels' are clearly the wrong idea for
special needs kids....
One girl's head was shoved in a toilet by a parent because she was drinking  
|
| "NewGrounds
- Napolean Numa Numa Dance" just incase you
wernt tired of the Numa Numa...
|
| "Spong
- eBay Blamed for Xbox Shortages" Yep. I'm
gonna try to get on the PS3 pre-order list, so I can make 2x the purchase
price on reselling it..\
|
| "eBay
- Mutant Banana Bread" heh
|
| "VWVortex
- Serious Datsun 510" you know... theres something
so simple about these old econoboxes.. and simple = sexy... Sent in by: FreshEveryTime
|
| "SlashDot
- Bellsouth Wants To Rig The Internet" I used
to love the south... Because the people were always so nice... But Bell
is just full of assholes... Sent in by: Wolf-
|
| "Video.Google
- 9yr old Argues with his Mom Over XboxLive Chat"
*snicker* Sent in by: Usteppin
|
|
| "Canada.com
- Ohio Man Pulls Plug on Christmas Lights Amid Safety Concerns Over
Traffic" followup: doh! Apparently the guy
who did that amazing light show, is pulling the plug.. apparently people
in Ohio cant drive or get distracted easily...
|
| "DeezTeez.com"
heh, i think i've posted this before, but they still rule
|
| "CapeCod
Times - New Orleans Chief Says 60 Officers Fired" Yeah,
it sometimes takes a horrible storm to separate the men from the little-crying-thieving-rioting-murdering-girls...
|
| "Video.Google
- Illusion-Cara.wmv" WooOOOoOoo Creepy Sent in by: Blue_Frog
|
| "S2Ki
- Smart Drag Car" dear god why? Sent in by: Usteppin
|
| "hwpr0n.se"
Girls with Network Equipment.... Is it just me... or does anyone else
find this mildly erotic.... Sent in by: _Spectre_
|
|
| "RocketCalc.com
- Personal Supercomputer" *Drool* I dunno what
I'd do with it.. but I want one..
|
| "BBCNews
- Data Disasters Dog Computer Users" *shudder*
cockroaches in a laptop... gross.
|
| "AZCentral
- Infant Dies After Mom Allegedly Puts Him in Dryer"
Jesus fuck.. whats wrong with these people?
|
| "Ananova
- Aunt's Painting Was a 50$million Van Gogh" Why
cant my aunts leave me 50million dollar paintings?
|
| "S2Ki
- Awesome Used Tire Sculptures" Whoa! now these
are badass.. Sent in by: Usteppin
|
| "Yahoo
- Nebraska Judge Says 128mph is Not 'Reckless'" what
what what?!? Sent in by: _Spectre_
|
| "FoxNews
- Lions Save African Girl From Abductors" Durr,
didnt this happen right around where they found that new Ocean Resevoir? Sent in by: Wolf-
|
|
| "BBCNews
- City Slickers Guilty of Tip Scam" yeah, see
I always wondered about these media company "stock market analysts"
who promote certain stocks.. I always thought that they wernt allowed
to play the stockmarket; since it's a complete conflict of interest...
either way, these guys should get the martha stewart treatment.. go
straight to jail, become someones bitch, and then get released 6months
later on a digital leash..
|
| "Ananova
- Bank Robber Referred to Next Counter" *snicker*
|
| "The
Register - Intel Macs 'Due 6 June'" anyone
else notice, that they're releasing these things on 6/6/6... coincidence?
I think not!
|
| "PlanetVids
- Peeping Thongs" bhahah owned...
|
| "Flurl
- UltraLight Crash" and this is why you should
never fly an ultralight.... these things are deathtraps.. Sent in by: Usteppin
|
| "Masturbate
For Peace.com" oh my god.. k this may not be
worksafe, as it does feature boobs.. but its hilarious.. HAIRY PALMS,
NOT CLUSTER BOMBS! ahha Sent in by: Wolf-
|
| "Journal
of Applied Treknology" im sure this website
has every trekker out there beating off frantically. Sent in by: _Spectre_
|
|
| "Scrolling
Buckle.com" ha! Awesome.. just awesome.. the
number of funny things that could be said around your genital area,
are endless...
|
| "Aftenposten
- No Free Pills for Young Teens" what?!? Free
birth control pills? If they would have had these when I was a kid,
every girl in my highschool would have been rolling over like it was
1969...
|
| "InfoWorld
- eBay Tricked by Phony Email" *snicker*
|
| "BBCNews
- New Mammal Seen in Borneo Woods" ok, this
may not be that 'whacked', but when was the last time you heard of a
new mammal being discovered; I know its been more then 50years....
|
| "Heartless-Bitches.com"
heh Salma Hayek is an Honorary Heartless Bitch... interesting... Sent in by: _Spectre_
|
| "Digital
Tigers - Zenview MultiScreen LCD Displays" i
think im gonna choke on my own drool Sent in by: ^_ToXiC_^
|
| "Geekbb
- Top 100 Things to do at Walmart" kekke some
of these are pretty good.. i like the fishing and the alarm clock ideas.. Sent in by: Wolf-
|
|
| "Ananova
- Prisoner Escaped to Buy MacDonalds" this
just goes to show you, what kinda underground economies are active in
prison.. What makes me wonder, is how much stuff this guy managed to
sneak back into prison before he got caught... Seriously, you've gotta
be pretty hardcore into the prison economy to have the ability to escape,
just to return with a haul of contraband goods..
|
| "GamesRadar
- Xbox 360 Harddrive, a Third Smaller Than Advertised"
What?!? Xbox 360's OS and datafiles are 7gigs????
|
| "DPhoto
- Divx Video Camera to be Released" Finally,
some innovation *for* the pirating consumers..
|
| "Break.com
- Puke Dump.wmv" this is the grossest thing
ive seen all week..
|
| "DailyDancer.com"
i dont get it... but this dude scares me... Sent in by: Smeagol
|
| "Video.Google
- Mario Unleashed" awesome... simply awesome... Sent in by: Blue_Frog
|
| "i-Hacked
- Webmasters Who Didnt Think When They Registered Their Domains"
*snicker* Sent in by: Wolf-
|
|
| sorry
for the short update, running late for work.. gotta run .cre
|
| "CNN
- New 'Chappelle's Show' Sketches to Air" OooOOoOo
too bad its just 'extra footage'; im sure we're all dying for a new
full season.
|
| "Excite
- Man Nabbed for Driving Off With Army Vehicles"
ok, now these dudes are total badasses, think about this, driving up
to a military base, driving 2 APC's onto the back of a flatbed truck,
and driving off with them.. This dude must have balls of steal..
|
| "Ananova
- Erotic Furniture Fad" heh I'd love to have
one of these lady-legged tables, that'd be badass..
|
| "Reuters
- Singapore Scientists Embrace Plans For CyberHugs"
has anyone asked 'why?' they are doing this? Sent in by: Blue_Frog
|
| "Livejournal
- pJammer - Rendezvous" *drool*, Ferrari GTB...
make sure you also check out the mercedes 'lucky star' video too Sent in by: Wolf-
|
| "Twelve
Stone - ...Like Zorro" bhahhahaha Sent in by: _Spectre_
|