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 "Aftenposten
- Rape Appeal Rejected" Followup: Remember
that story, where the girl and a male coworker went out for drinks with
the girls boyfriend, they all got trashed drunk, went back to their
place, the coworker passed out, and the girl started polishing his knob,
and the boyfriend was filming.. Well, apparently proactive oral sex
is a horrible horrible crime in Norway, cuz they're not letting this
angel out.. 
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| "YouTube
- Xbox360 Hotswap Working" Ha! This cant be
real..
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| "KiroTV
- Flaming Mouse Story Turned Out to be False" Followup:
Looks like it was all a lie.
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| "BBCNews
- Taiwan Breeds Green-Glowing Pigs" I can see
how this would be handy, for those people who are constantly mis-placing
their pigs at night.
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| "Video.Google
- Xbox Ad" heh, for some reason this makes
me giggle.. Sent in by: Blue_Frog
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| "Video.Google
- Night of Fire, Hinoi Featuring Korikki" i
dont get it.. Sent in by: Re/Module
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| "TimesOnline
- Cannibal Fights Murder Charge" Jesus fuck!
whats wrong with these germans... Sent in by: Kayvan
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| "GameBrink
- Real vs. Game: Project Gotham Racing 3" God
damn.. Now that’s some detail..
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| "CNN
- Apple Unveils New Intel-Based Macs" NEWSFLASH:
Apple sucks so bad, that they switch to Intel..
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| "CompFused
- Backflip off School" this dude is crazy
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| "Canada
- Officials Discover Tunnel Under US-Mexico Border"
ha! Homeland Security out loud.
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| "Flurl
- Bra Fighting" If this were a real sport,
i'd be the biggest fan.. Sent in by: Wolf-
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| "ThatVideoSite
- Hot Hot Hot Appalachian" this song is complete
agony.. Sent in by: Whydoievenbother
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| "Canada
- B.C. Cat Owner Sues Over Deadly Coyote Attack" Oh
man, if this goes through, i'll buy a cat, and throw it into a garbage
bin with a bunch of rabid raccoons, and then sue the city... Sent in by: Blue_Frog
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| "1Up
- Uwe Boll Talks BloodRayne" bhahaha and here
I was, going to make fun of Uwe Boll.. His English says it all. "VAMPIRE
MOVIES ARE SEXY~!"
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| "ChearLeader666
- Vice Guide to Anal Sex" hehe, i havent read
this before, its got some comedy gold in it..
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| "CNN
- Retired Astronaut Part of New 'Survivor'"
/me eagerly awaits the new suxvivor.
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| "Yahoo
- Do Burned CDs Have a Short Life Span?" Uhm
I think this dude has no idea what he's talking about. I have burned
cd's dating back to 1995 (when I was in highschool). I have 500 or so,
they all sit in 48-208cd 'booklet holder' things in my closet, and 99.9%
of all of them still work; They're all on different media.. This dude
is clearly on crack.. or he works for a Magnetic Tape company.
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| "Wimp
- Blowjob Begging.asf" i know i've posted this
a dozen times, but its still funny Sent in by: p0ng
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| "Video.Google
- Final Fantasy Re-enactment" this is the gayest
shit ive seen all morning Sent in by: Sain
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| "BayToday
- Invention See's Through Walls" jesus fuck!
this sounds badass.. also see here Sent in by: `Nemesis
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| sorry
for the short update, woke up late, have to be at work for an early
ass meeting :( .cre
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| "CNN
- GM Rolls Out Chevrolet Camaro Concept" I
guess 2009 will be a splash back to 40years previous, since they will
have a New Camaro, Challenger, and Mustang that year.
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| "Video.Google
- Nintendo's History" k, if you've got an hour
to waste, and you love nintendo, this is how you should spend that hour..
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| "Ananova
- Thieves Steal Rail Line" You know you're
living in a shitty country, when the only stuff left to steal, is the
steel rail line running out of your country...
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| "Exploding
Dog.com" hehe some of these are completely
hilarious Sent in by: Blue_Frog
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| "Canada.com
- Trapped Mouse Thrown into Fire Gets Revenge"
*snicker* karma out loud, also see here. Sent in by: |TchorT|
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| "WMD
- Kwanzaa: A Holiday From the FBI" Ha! Conspiracy! Sent in by: Wolf-
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| "X-Bit
Labs - MSI Shows Off Upgradeable Graphics Card" Now
heres a good idea, im surprized no one has demo'd something like this
before.. Cept, they should use old CPU's as GPU's, just so when you
upgrade your computer, you can just take your old CPU's and plug them
into your video card.. now that would be smart..
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| "BBCNews
- Gang of Sharks Kills Australian" Wow, looks
like the aussies may stop killing people from Lebanon, and start killing
sharks..
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| "TomsHardware
- Two's Company, Four's a Wow" Jesus! each
one of these video cards needs 6.67amps thats more then most small formfactor
computers... Sent in by: Usteppin
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| "Ungrounded.net
- Ultimate Showdown" hahaha this is awesome! Sent in by: Blue_frog
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| "GetaCow.com"
sign up now, and get a free plush cow.. Sent in by: Wolf-
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| "Symphonyplanet
- WolfenFlash" just incase you wanted some
oldschool FPS action while bored at work.. Sent in by: _Spectre_
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| "Excite
- Miffed Man Pays Bank Bill a Penny at a Time"
Yep, this sorta stuff is why I don't have a Shoppers Drug Mart card,
I don't want anyone to know how many condoms I buy in a week or how
much lube I buy a year; and especially all those expensive VD Ointments
(heh jk).
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| "Video.google
- Pokemon Song" I know i shouldnt be laughing,
but i cant stop it..
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| "Reuters
- Scientists Say Magnet Therapy is a Waste of Money"
Yup, so all those ionizing bracelet ads you see on late night TV are
in deed a sham.
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| "CelticKane
- Belt Hook" Durrr.. i dont get it... Sent in by: Wolf-
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| "Zoy.org
- Tribute to Goatse.cx" hehee Sent in by: _Spectre_
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| "Discovery
- Napolean's Army Destroyed by Lice" Napolowned. Sent in by: Blue_Frog
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| Ok,
so i met up with a few of the guys that i got tanked with on newyears,
and i heard some of the stories that i clearly do not remember... One
of them was, after i got so hammed that i was puking, i ran into the
bathroom, nealt down infront of the toilet, and started to puke, but
this wasnt just a regular puke. it was a super puke, one with such force,
that it hit the resevoir of water in the toilet with such force, that
some of it managed to reflect off the water, and splash me in the face
and on the floor. apparently it was really disgusting... but i cant
help but laugh .cre
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| "Gamespot
- Fight Night 3 Demo'ing on Xbox 360s" *drool*
I may just have to buy one of these things now.
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| "Ananova
- Shop Assistant Found Naked With Mannequin"
*snicker*
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| "CapeCod
Times - L.A. Major Crime Down 14% in 2005"
Uhm, I hate to be the bearer of bad news.. but the major cities in LA
were shutdown for 40+days due to the hurricane.. So I barely see how
this is news, as 50~days == 14% of the whole year... Way to go professor
mathenstein..
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| "Tard-Blog.com"
heh, start with the first post, and read from there, comedy gold.. Sent in by: Phenethaine
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| "NationalGeographic
- Beard and Mustache Champions" these dudes
are crazy.. i can barely tolerate having a little facial hair, not to
let loan one of these super mustaches... Sent in by: Blue_Frog
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| "Video.Google
- Asian Hip Hop" oh dear god.. i hope this
was made as some kinda joke.. cuz if this is serious, these guys should
commit suicide; as they're destined for failure. Sent in by: Smeagol
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